Quadroboobia

Peter settled back into his chair. He burped then smiled. "It was a great idea to skip the back 9, here's to ya , Cleveland."

Cleveland returned a burp and added 'Thank you, Peter. "

They had come into the bar early, so the television hadn't yet been switched on.

The noon relief barkeep snapped it on to reveal and areial view.

"Hey" Peter called "What's goin on?"

"I don't know." the barkeep said, "some kind of accident ."

The barkeep turned it up.

Spooner Street was the site of a chain of accidents today."

"You can see in this aerial view-"

"Hey that's by my house!" Peter said. "Good thing we're not there."

The TV went on. "It's unclear from altitude what caused the accidents. But I understand we've got Tricia Takinawa on the ground."

The image cut to reveal the fine eastern features of reporter Trish Takinawa.

"We're here on Spooner Street to investigate the cause of a chain of autmobile and other accidents."

"You can see the line starts here, at the Feeny's."

"Hey there's old lady Feeny" Cleveland laughed.

"..she had four tits - big ones!" the old lady said. "Wearing a painted on dress, the hussy."

"Her and her dog walked up teh street just like that!"

"Wow four tits." Joe said. "Which of our neighbors has four tits.?"

"Good Question" Peter said. "let's assess."

"First , it aint Lois.""peter" Cleveland said "It is lois,. look!"

"On the screen was cell phone video. Lois Griffin was wearing a tight black miniskirty and six inch heels as she walked by with Brian alongside. And she had four tits.

"Wow" Peter said, "My wife has four tits!"

As Peter went on about his new fortune, Trish and her camera man made their way up Spooner Street.

There were damaged gardens and vehicles. Occasionally there was an injury.

All reported having been distracted by the pretty lady with four boobs.

Peter downed his beer. "Come on guys. I got to get my dick in between those."