Virgin on the Edge of Extinction

THIS HAS BEEN A PARODY FANFIC OF GRAVITY FALLS

Executive Producer

ANONYMPC

Grenda fed a cross-shaped Cheezus bit to the little unicorn, and then lay down on the wooden floor of her room, completely naked. She slowly spun around to face her large ass at the unicorn, and, in her deep voice, said, "Okay Randy... now do like I showed you." Then she remembered that he couldn't hear her, and lifted one pudgy hand to make the sign language sign.

Supervising Producer + Story Editor

ANONYMPC

At first she thought he wasn't going to do it, he just stuffed his snout around her ass hole and give her a rush of air that made her quiver. He'd done that before. But this time, he got the message, and reared up, landing his hooves on her back fat. That hard impact might have bothered her, but she also felt the warm flesh of his penis bouncing around between her legs, and that had all of her attention. It dented her wide crack, slid up and away for one torturous moment, but then fell back, pushing inside.

Line Producer

ANONYMPC

Creative Director

ANONYMPC

She loved the sensation of something big going inside of her... in fact, virtually everything in her house that had an appropriate shape and size went up there at one time or another, ever since she was ten and first discovered the wonders of the electric toothbrush.

Art Director

YOUR IMAGINATION

Written By

ANONYMPC

Randy was bigger than most of those, and also had a mind of his own, which was a good thing and a bad thing... bad, this time, because he wouldn't just shove it inside. The head remained stubbornly around the labia. It was inside, but not angled right, so with every thrust, instead of going in deeper like it should, Randy's penis just banged up against the underside of clit, with a little too much force to be pleasurable.

Directed By

ANONYMPC

Storyboard By

ANONYMPC

With a grunt, Grenda reached between her legs and took hold of the unicorn penis and redirected it, twisting her body to help, and then, finally, it slid deeper inside, sinking in all the way, and she let out a deep moan of pleasure. "Oh my god, Randy!" she said, panting heavily.

With the imagined Voice Talents of

KRISTEN SCHAAL          JASON RITTER             ALEX HIRSCH

as Mabel                             as Dipper            as Grunkle Stan and Soos

She closed her eyes and just wiggled her ass as Randy began to hump and buck against her, ramming his penis inside her and pulling out, Grenda now only feeling the good side of having a living partner for the first time, a partner she didn't have to direct, one she probably couldn't direct. For once, she could just lie back and take it, let somebody else set the pace, and the pace was fast. And he was on top of her, that was a nice sensation too, not just the soft furry belly or legs as they grazed her body, but the weight, of somebody over her that weighed as much or more than her, a presence, a force to match the one going in and out of her. Her cheek pressed to the floor, not because he was pushing her head down but the rest of her body was being mashed down and it just wanted to play along.

JACKIE BUSCARINO           JESSICA DICCIO         TJ MILLER

   as Pacifica                            as Tambry               as Robbie

LINDA CARDELLINI             CARL FARUOLO         NIKI YANG

      as Wendy                            as Grenda               as Candy

This was what real sex felt like, she realized, even if it was with an animal... but Randy felt like more than an animal, she knew he was intelligent, he was a kindred spirit, he would respect her for the person she was, and he would give her a hard dicking whenever she wanted one. It wasn't just what sex felt like, it was what love felt like. "Oh, I love you Randy," she said, even though he couldn't hear her... maybe it was because he couldn't hear her, but she couldn't hold it in. Already she was approaching the bliss moment, her pussy strained to hold on to Randy's cock as it pounded in and out and soon was clenching. It was all pretty overwhelming.

  DAVID FAUSTINO                ED O'NEIL

as Moe Bius Jr./Klein          as Moe Bius Sr.

"Yeah Randy, keep going, oh Randy...." After that, she couldn't speak anymore, it was just a wordless cry from a mouth that remained open long enough for drool to start pooling on the floor. She was awash on a sea of pleasure, only dimly aware that she was still being fucked... and then dimly aware that, while she thought she couldn't be any more filled, she was wrong, Randy was somehow filling her even more, squirting his spunk inside of her, and she could feel it, far more than what Candy had collected earlier.

Additional Imagined Voices

ALEX HIRSCH

ARIEL HIRSCH

MICHAEL RIANDA

TARA STRONG

WHOEVER YOU WANT

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE WOULD

PROBABLY REALLY BE INVOLVED

IN ANYTHING LIKE THIS ANYWAY

UNLESS THEY HAD A SPECTACULAR

SENSE OF HUMOR

Finally, he pulled out. "Oh, Randy, that was incredible!" she said, and rolled over. Randy was gone. "Randy?" she asked. "Where did you go?"

        Casting by                                     Dialogue Director

SARA GOLDBERG + ANONYMPC              ANONYMPC

The sound of footsteps nearby startled her, but she couldn't see where they were coming from. They sounded very close though, and then there was a whinny, and a frantic hop. Her window burst open, from the inside, and then she heard Randy swiftly retreating, going somewhere she knew she couldn't follow even if her legs weren't jelly.

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She thought she'd found the love of her life, and gave her virginity to him, but it turned out, to him, she was just a one night stand. Just like her mother warned her about. "Aw, man," she grumbled sullenly. Boys really could not be trusted.

Even unicorn boys.

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