The Mordhaus Metal Maid

One evening, deep within the darkened hallways of Mordhaus, all was ominously quiet. I was sitting with Nathan on his bed in his room, watching T.V. together. His large arm was wrapped affectionately around my shoulders, holding me close to him. I had laid my head on his broad chest, zoning out on the T.V. Next thing we know, both our Dethphones go off at the same time, startling me so badly that I nearly knocked Nathan over. "What the FUCK??!?!", he roared out in annoyance, catching me before I fell off the bed. He quickly snatched up both our Dethphones off the nightstand, tossed me mine and flipped his open to again roar out an annoyed, "WHAT?!?!"

I giggled softly at how my lord answers his Dethphone and with that, pushed the call button on mine, "Hello?" I heard the excited, childish squeals of Maddy, now mine and Nathan's somewhat adopted daughter, "Dethmommy!! Can you and DaddyNathan come to the Rec Room??? Me and Toki wanna show you both somethin..please? Pretty please??? I know Toki is callin DaddyNathan...even though I TOLD him I'd call ya guys." I giggled, "So that's why he seems somewhat annoyed. Okay, kiddo, we'll be down there in a bit, okay?" Maddy squealed again over the other line, "Oh!! Thank you, Dethmommy!! I love you, byebye!!" With that, she hung up.

Meanwhile, I could still hear Nathan growling softly into his Dethphone, "Yeah?? Heh...and here I thought....you didn't like kids, dude...Yeah...I guess we can...yeah...she just got off the....phone with her...yeah....okay, kid....why not? Yeah...see ya...in a bit then...later.." That done, he snapped his Dethphone shut and looked at me, growling out softly, "Uhh....let me guess...Maddyhole called ya...?" I nodded, giggling out, "Yes, my lord...it was her...and you?" He chuckled roughly, "Heh...it was Toki...wanted to like....show us somethin...in the Rec Room." I again giggled, "Yes, my lord, Maddy said the same thing...I didn't think Toki would ever want to hang out with her." Nathan shrugged, "I dunno...kiddo does kinda....grow on ya.....But, I guess we should like....go see what they fuckin...want..." I nodded, "Okay, my lord." With that, Nathan helped me up and with his large arm wrapped tightly around my shoulders again, we made our way down the darkened hallways to the Rec Room.

Me and Nathan soon entered the Rec Room, where we were immediately glomped by a very happy little girl, who hugged us both tight. Maddy squealed out happily, "Dethmommy!! DaddyNathan!! You're here!!" Nathan chuckled roughly and ruffled Maddy's hair, "Hey there, kiddo. Uhh...where's Toki?" We then heard a shout from where the video arcade section was at, "Hei!! Nathans and MMs...I be ovars here, by da veedio games!!" We followed Toki's shouts and found him standing in front of the Dance Dance Revolution game, smiling happily. Maddy detached herself from us and went to hug Toki, who laughed out in excitement, "Maddys thought we should have whats da dance offs....buts we needs someones to says who is more gooders." I face-palmed, trying to hold back a giggle at the expression of stunned horror on Nathan's face as he growled out, "The fuck...you want us to....fuckin...watch ya play this....stupid game?!?!" Toki's face fell, "Please, Nathans...we needs mores den one persons....it am not works with just ones..."

Nathan growled again in annoyance,"Fine!!! Ugh, I'll uhh...judge your stupid...dance off shit....whatever..." Toki brightened up, "Oh! Thanks you, Nathans! And MMs? Yous gonna bes da other ones who am votes, ja?" I nodded, "Sure, Toki, sounds like fun!" Toki laughed, "Oh! Ja! It will bes, now...who am goes first? Maddys?" Maddy giggled, "Alright,Toki!! Watch and learn!! HAHAHA!!!" Me and Nathan both watched in dark amusement as Maddy mounted the game's dance pad and started punching buttons. Soon, we heard a song blast out that I had not heard in ages and nearly fell over laughing on the couch where me and Nathan now sat, it was blaring out Los del Rio's rather annoying but addicting song, "Macarena" I laughed out loud along with Toki as we watched Maddy dance rather skillfully to that annoying ass song, even hearing Nathan chuckling roughly under his breath also, muttering, "This is soooo...not fuckin....metal....but it's fuckin...funny as hell." Soon, Maddy was done and bounced off the platform, grinning maniacally,"HAHAHA!!! I was AWESOME!! Beat that, Toki!!"

Toki huffed in annoyance, "FINE, I wills!! I am gonna be whats da winners, cause Toki ams da KING ats dis games!!" With that, Toki then mounted the game's dance pad and started punching buttons as well. Soon, we heard another song blast out, this one making me laugh so hard that my ribs were killing me, it was now blaring out Vanilla Ice's rather annoying ass song, "Ice, Ice, Baby." Toki laughed out, "I likes dis songs...it reminds me of whats da icey creams and tings!!" I saw Nathan face-palm, growling out softly from behind his hands, "God...this song...is soooo fuckin...too gay....for goddamn words.....ugh.." I giggled again, silently agreeing. Soon, Toki was done and hopped off the platform, smiling widely, "HAHA!! I tolds you!! Toki ams da KING!!! I beats you whats fair and squares, Maddys! If I wins, you has to gives to me icey creams sundaes, ja??" Maddy laughed, "Deal, Toki! But if I win...which I will, you have to buy me a bag of lollipops,agreed??" Toki laughed again, "Fines! I will buys for yous whats da bags of lollipops IF yous win!"

I turned to Nathan, "Well, my lord, I think they both did well. But Toki did hit the expert perfect score, while Maddy was off by 100 points." Nathan chuckled darkly, "Heh, yeah....Kid's always been....good at that...fuckin game....I uhh....wasn't really....payin attention to the....ya know...score and shit...." I face-palmed, "Well, based on scoreage, I have to say in all fairness that Toki won by 100 points!" Toki bounced up and down, "HAHAHA!!! Toki wins cause I ams way more gooders den yous....but, stills...I still shares with yous my candies and icey creams, Maddys!! Comes on, we can has da chefs makes us da icey creams sundaes!!!" Maddy squealed, "Yay!!! Candies and ice cream sundaes!! Wanna come with us, Dethmommy, DaddyNathan??" I giggled, "It's okay, Maddy, you two go have fun." Nathan chuckled roughly, "Heh, ya kiddo...me and your uh...Dethmom....have our own....uhh...dessert waiting...heh....yeah..." I blinked at his subtle innuendo and coughed,"Yeah...that" Maddy tipped her head to the side, "What do you mean, DaddyNathan?? Are you taking Dethmommy out for an ice cream too??" I face-palmed, blushing furiously, "Yes, kiddo....something like that." Nathan chuckled roughly again, "Heh, ya...she'll like her...uhh...dessert too...yea." Maddy just giggled again, "Okay, Dethmommy! You and DaddyNathan have lots of fun too!! Byebye!!!" With that, they both left. Leaving me feeling embarrased all to hell as Nathan took me back to his room, chuckling darkly at Maddy's parting words as well.

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