Eddy's Porno Movie Scam!
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+1 through F › Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
12,643
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2
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Currently Reading:
6
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Jonny the Wood Boy
"The Sexiest Scam Ever!"
Chapter 5: Jonny the Wood Boy
Ed Edd and Eddy (C) Danny Auntiouchi. And if he saw this story hed probably laugh is ass off. Trust me, Ive see his other works.
Edd: That was simply embaressing! What if mother and father were to see this! ME, getting my penis sucked and having GAY SEX WITH JIMMY?!
Eddy: Shut your yappin' and start recording for Scene 4
Edd: Groan... I'm speechless. This is even worse than the time you made me and Ed CLOWNS!
Eddy: Oh fuck you, JONNY YOUR UP!
Jonny Runs in front of the cameras in a robe.
Eddy: So baldy, what are you doing for this scene?
Jonny: See Plank?
Eddy notices Planks "branch"
Eddy: Oh yeah! This will sure attract lumberjacks. Get it, lumber, jacks?! HAHAA, I kill myself sometimes
Jonny takes off his robe revealing his entire body.
Ed Laughs
Eddy: Double D, start the camera
Edd: If you insist... ACTION!
Jonny drills a hole at the bottom of plank and sticks his dick in and out of it.
Jonny: Oh buddy, you sure know how to please someone whos giving butt sex!
Jonny keeps doing it, and then some sperm comes out of his dick. When he takes his dick out of Plank's Ass, his dick reveals many splinters on it.
Jonny: Ahh, that great buddy. Whats that? You want to buttfuck ME?! Ok then! Get in back!
Jonny puts Plank's branch in his ass and moves it in and out
Jonny: Hey Buddy, you sure know about butt sex! Whats that? I'm the best lover ever? RAD!
Rolf (Offscreen): This is why I call him Jonny the wood boy!
Jonny keeps pushing it in and out in and out.
Jonny: Whats that buddy? Your about to cum? Well let me take you out then and jack you off!
Jonny takes Plank out of his ass and rub's plank's branch. When he does, tree sap squirts out of the branch and all over the wall.
Jonny: Oh god, I got the best buddy ever! I love you too buddy! Everyone should now call us BUTT SEX BUDDIES~!
Edd: CUT!
Eddy: Perfect!
Edd: You know, I've been wondering, if this is even right.
Eddy: Whats wrong? Everyones having the time of their life!
Edd: No I mean, forcing people to have sex just for money for jawbreakers. It doesnt seem right
Eddy: Look, this scam is gold, and its working too. Acording to my brother, Porno Industries make alot of money. You better not screw this up sockhead or SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NOSE!
Edd: Eddy... I can feel the hard pain already! Besides, on my sticky note, mother tells me to have a family of two. I can't do that without my testicles!
Eddy: Good. So whos up next?
Lee: Us short stuff!
Eddy: WHAT? We never said we would do you!
Marie: Who cares, I'm hornier than someone whos really horny!
Edd: See Eddy, theres always something stopping our scams, and this is just one of them. How could we even consider having sex with the Kankers?!
Eddy: Dont count your chickens before they hatch Double D. The show Must go On!
THE END
Coming Soon:
Chapter 6: Kanker Love?
Chapter 5: Jonny the Wood Boy
Ed Edd and Eddy (C) Danny Auntiouchi. And if he saw this story hed probably laugh is ass off. Trust me, Ive see his other works.
Edd: That was simply embaressing! What if mother and father were to see this! ME, getting my penis sucked and having GAY SEX WITH JIMMY?!
Eddy: Shut your yappin' and start recording for Scene 4
Edd: Groan... I'm speechless. This is even worse than the time you made me and Ed CLOWNS!
Eddy: Oh fuck you, JONNY YOUR UP!
Jonny Runs in front of the cameras in a robe.
Eddy: So baldy, what are you doing for this scene?
Jonny: See Plank?
Eddy notices Planks "branch"
Eddy: Oh yeah! This will sure attract lumberjacks. Get it, lumber, jacks?! HAHAA, I kill myself sometimes
Jonny takes off his robe revealing his entire body.
Ed Laughs
Eddy: Double D, start the camera
Edd: If you insist... ACTION!
Jonny drills a hole at the bottom of plank and sticks his dick in and out of it.
Jonny: Oh buddy, you sure know how to please someone whos giving butt sex!
Jonny keeps doing it, and then some sperm comes out of his dick. When he takes his dick out of Plank's Ass, his dick reveals many splinters on it.
Jonny: Ahh, that great buddy. Whats that? You want to buttfuck ME?! Ok then! Get in back!
Jonny puts Plank's branch in his ass and moves it in and out
Jonny: Hey Buddy, you sure know about butt sex! Whats that? I'm the best lover ever? RAD!
Rolf (Offscreen): This is why I call him Jonny the wood boy!
Jonny keeps pushing it in and out in and out.
Jonny: Whats that buddy? Your about to cum? Well let me take you out then and jack you off!
Jonny takes Plank out of his ass and rub's plank's branch. When he does, tree sap squirts out of the branch and all over the wall.
Jonny: Oh god, I got the best buddy ever! I love you too buddy! Everyone should now call us BUTT SEX BUDDIES~!
Edd: CUT!
Eddy: Perfect!
Edd: You know, I've been wondering, if this is even right.
Eddy: Whats wrong? Everyones having the time of their life!
Edd: No I mean, forcing people to have sex just for money for jawbreakers. It doesnt seem right
Eddy: Look, this scam is gold, and its working too. Acording to my brother, Porno Industries make alot of money. You better not screw this up sockhead or SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NOSE!
Edd: Eddy... I can feel the hard pain already! Besides, on my sticky note, mother tells me to have a family of two. I can't do that without my testicles!
Eddy: Good. So whos up next?
Lee: Us short stuff!
Eddy: WHAT? We never said we would do you!
Marie: Who cares, I'm hornier than someone whos really horny!
Edd: See Eddy, theres always something stopping our scams, and this is just one of them. How could we even consider having sex with the Kankers?!
Eddy: Dont count your chickens before they hatch Double D. The show Must go On!
THE END
Coming Soon:
Chapter 6: Kanker Love?