Lisa's Revenge (Mr. Burns last hope)
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Category:
+S through Z › Simpsons
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
26,347
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own The Simpsons, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Mr. Smithers makes a discovery
Two months later......
Mr. Smithers sits in the doctor's office waiting to be told the results of his physical. He is very worried about the baby as all first time mothers are. Finnaly, after an hour has gone by the doctor steps into the room.
"Mr. Smithers," The Doctor begins, "I have good news and I have bad news."
Mr Smithers gasps. "It's the baby isn't it?!" He stutters, "There's something wrong with the baby. I knew it. I had a bad feeling while driving here."
The Doctor pats Mr. Smithers on the shoulder and rubs his hand against his back trying to sooth him. "The baby is fine, Mr. Smithers." The Doctor explains. "It is you that I am conserned about. The good news that I was going to give you was that the baby is in perfect health."
Mr. Smithers sighs and his shoulders sag. "So the baby is in no danger, right?"
The Doctor chuckles and answers, "The baby is going to be just fine. You don't need to worry about the little one. My consern is for YOUR body. There has been an unexpected reaction to your body."
Mr. Smithers pauses to think about the doctor's comment. "What is it, Doc? What is the bad news?" The Doctor pauses long enough to pull a stool up next to Mr. Smithers. "I will try to put in it in simple terms so that you will understand it better. The chromosomes in the body parts you borrowed from Lisa Simpson are spreading thoughout your body turning you into a female. In about ten to twelve month from the procedure you will have fully developed female breasts that produce milk as well as other female parts. The male part of you will seace to exist. Do you understand what I am telling you?" Mr. Smithers tilts his head to the side in contemplation and for a couple of minutes does not say a word. The Doctor lets him take the time to absorb what he has just told him. "There shouldn't be a problem then." Mr. Smithers retorts, "That is plenty of time to have the baby and trade our lower halfs back again." The Doctor speaks up. "You need to inform Lisa of this development so that she will be aware of what is going on. I don't have to tell you that the time limit I stated may alter in the future so I will need to see you at least twice a week now. And I will need to start seeing Lisa as well." Mr. Smithers stands up. "Okay, Doctor. I'll get in touch with her."
Afterwards as Mr. Smithers is leaving the doctor's office he is deep in thought. (I can feel my body changing. I notice he didn't state the obvious about not being able to get our original sexes back if our bodies change too much. I bet that is because he doesn't want to give up on his cash cow.) He gets into the back of the limo. (I wonder how Lisa is feeling? How am I going to get her to see the doctor without letting her parents know what has been going on?) He sits back and contemplates these problems as the limo drives off to Mr. Burns Mansion. (I will have to ask for Mr. Burns's advise on this matter).
Mr. Smithers sits in the doctor's office waiting to be told the results of his physical. He is very worried about the baby as all first time mothers are. Finnaly, after an hour has gone by the doctor steps into the room.
"Mr. Smithers," The Doctor begins, "I have good news and I have bad news."
Mr Smithers gasps. "It's the baby isn't it?!" He stutters, "There's something wrong with the baby. I knew it. I had a bad feeling while driving here."
The Doctor pats Mr. Smithers on the shoulder and rubs his hand against his back trying to sooth him. "The baby is fine, Mr. Smithers." The Doctor explains. "It is you that I am conserned about. The good news that I was going to give you was that the baby is in perfect health."
Mr. Smithers sighs and his shoulders sag. "So the baby is in no danger, right?"
The Doctor chuckles and answers, "The baby is going to be just fine. You don't need to worry about the little one. My consern is for YOUR body. There has been an unexpected reaction to your body."
Mr. Smithers pauses to think about the doctor's comment. "What is it, Doc? What is the bad news?" The Doctor pauses long enough to pull a stool up next to Mr. Smithers. "I will try to put in it in simple terms so that you will understand it better. The chromosomes in the body parts you borrowed from Lisa Simpson are spreading thoughout your body turning you into a female. In about ten to twelve month from the procedure you will have fully developed female breasts that produce milk as well as other female parts. The male part of you will seace to exist. Do you understand what I am telling you?" Mr. Smithers tilts his head to the side in contemplation and for a couple of minutes does not say a word. The Doctor lets him take the time to absorb what he has just told him. "There shouldn't be a problem then." Mr. Smithers retorts, "That is plenty of time to have the baby and trade our lower halfs back again." The Doctor speaks up. "You need to inform Lisa of this development so that she will be aware of what is going on. I don't have to tell you that the time limit I stated may alter in the future so I will need to see you at least twice a week now. And I will need to start seeing Lisa as well." Mr. Smithers stands up. "Okay, Doctor. I'll get in touch with her."
Afterwards as Mr. Smithers is leaving the doctor's office he is deep in thought. (I can feel my body changing. I notice he didn't state the obvious about not being able to get our original sexes back if our bodies change too much. I bet that is because he doesn't want to give up on his cash cow.) He gets into the back of the limo. (I wonder how Lisa is feeling? How am I going to get her to see the doctor without letting her parents know what has been going on?) He sits back and contemplates these problems as the limo drives off to Mr. Burns Mansion. (I will have to ask for Mr. Burns's advise on this matter).