DethloveKlok

"Hey, hey check this out," he said, taking out his Dethphone and texting 'hey. do u kno who this is?' to Pickles, who texted back 'No, who is this?' Nathan was bursting with laughs, and Katrina was laughing at him being so funny to watch. 'This is Nathan,' he messaged back, cackling with mirth and leaning against the wall.

Judy came into sight, rolling her eyes at her dad's drunkenness. "Hey Judy, c'mere," he hailed, large arm draped over his companion's shoulder. His daughter was a shade shorter than the other female but more curvy, with muscled arms and legs whereas Katrina was more wiry and thin.

"Dad, you messing around with the household help again?," she demanded, crossing her arms in front of her. "You know how that always turns out."

"Naw Judy, this is Katrina Tate, the art chick. Katrina, that's my daughter Judy. Careful, she bites."

"Hi," the blue-haired woman hiccups.

"Ohh," breathed Judy. "I'm very sorry," she apologized in her drawl. "You're makin' the spaceships we're going to the moon in, huh?"

"Yes," answered the drunk woman. "It's EPIC. You're very pretty."

"Thanks," the younger woman says, shaking her head. "Well, have fun Dad," she jabs at him playfully. "Nice meetin' you," she smiles at Katrina as she continues on her way.

"Really nice girl," Katrina tells him, swaying. "She looks a lot like you."

"Don't insult the kid!," Nathan jokes.

"Aw, come on now," said Katrina. "You're a good-looking guy." She felt his raven locks fall against her cheek and was surprised at its softness. It was shiny like a crow's wing, and he was handsome, in a rugged, unkempt, metal kind of way.

"Yeah? Then why won't you get into some 'funny business' with me?"

Caught off-guard the woman chuckles nervously. "Well, I didn't say it COULDN'T happen at a future date, just not today."

"Uh huh. I'll remember that."

"Bah, you're way too drunk!"

"Try me, toots. Hey, let's watch tv," he slurs, leading her to the main recreation room. When they flopped onto the couch the singer giggled and got out his Dethphone again. 'hey guess who this is' he texts Ofdensen.

'Could it be Nathan?,' came the response.

"Aww," he groaned, texting 'how did you kno?'

'cause I have you in my contacts as Nathan,' Ofdensen pertly texted back.

"Party pooper," grumbled Nathan. 'Off, come get these papers n shit n copy em,' he messages.

'Where u at?'

'rec room. havin sex.'

'TMI, Nathan.'

'Just kiddin' Nathan texts.


A few days later...
The Dethklok members were observing Nathan and Katrina chilling in the hot tob and looking at lolcat pictures online with his laptop. The other members were poking their heads around the corner to keep from being spotted. "Can you believe this?," Pickles hissed. "Why's he bein so nice to her?"

"Jah, he hasn't trieds to bangs her yet," noted Skwisgaar with a toss of his blond hair.

"He's...buddying around with this lady," Murderface says, frowning.

"He never pal-eds around with me likes dat," Toki said sourly.

"Dis is definately weird," declares Pickles in his Yooper dialect. The redhaired, slender man, usually happy-go-lucky, was clearly perturbed.

"I shay we call him on it," says Murderface, and before anyone else could object the heavyset bassist marched into the room. Unsure of what to do, the others followed him.

"Nathan, we need to have a word with you," Murderface announces self-importantly.

"Ok," Nathan says, disinterested.

"Alone."

"Huh?," the frontman looks up, a bit taken aback. "I'm not movin. I'm comfortable."

"Well, I can go and come back later--," Katrina begins.

"No," Nathan stops her with one of his searing looks. "You're not going anywhere. We're palin' around." Katrina looked from Nathan to the rest of the band, wondering what was going on.

"All rights, fine," hisses Skwisgaar. "We thinks yous getting to close to that ladys."

"I'm sorry, we're not dating," Katrina puts in. "What's the problem?"

"Yeah, she's not my girlfriend," Nathan says smugly. They couldn't get him like they did when he was seeing Rebecca.

"You wouldn'ts lets me pal around with Dr. Rockso," Toki reminded him, dark blue eyes narrowing.

"Well, he's a clown. And that's not metal," argued the singer. "Plus he's annoying. Are you saying Katrina's a clown and she's annoying?"

"No," admitted Murderface. "But you hang out with her all the time."

"And she drinks. A lot," Pickles adds.

"And she's...really funs," says Skwisgaar, his wide-cheekboned face puzzled.

"She's fun to talk tos," agreed Toki.

"Oh Jeesh," Murderface slaps his forehead. "We like her!"

"Yeah, we want her to be OUR buddy, too!," the drummer realizes.

"Then go ahead!," shouts Nathan.

"But she'sh a gurl," Murderface shouts back.

"Judy's a girl," the singer points out. "And you guys hang around her."

"She's your daughter," Skwisgaar tells him, "Which mean she's like familys. Uh, the kinds you wants to be around."

"You're all being fuckin weird right now," Nathan complains. "You sure you guys don't wanna date or fuck her?"

"No!," they all shout in unison.

"Ooh, you're buddy jealous," Katrina speaks up. "Jealous of your bandmante having a different friend."

They all stared at her.

"Don't be like that. We can all be friends! Come on, come get in the hot tub," she beckons to them.

"There's no clothes in the hot tubs," Toki reminds the room.

"I'm not wearing any," Katrina counters, standing to her full impressive height. The complainers got to see the full flaming heart tattoo, a tattoo of barbed wire surrounding her belly button along with her taut, glistening flesh. Nathan got a good view of the tattoo on her butt cheek which read "Kiss this."

The other members were shedding garments like mad in their haste to get into the hot tub. "Wowee," said Toki with gusto, crowding beside her. Katrina raised an eyebrow; Toki was damn buff to be no larger than what he was.

"Havin' a girl-buddy is AWESOME," declares Pickles. "Specially in the hot tub."

"Here I come!," rang a familiar voice. Like a flash a naked Judy appeared and hit the hot tub running, splooshing everyone hither and thither.

"Umm..," went Nathan, turning red. "I feel funny sitting naked in water with my grown daughter."

"Oh...hi Dad," Judy waved sheepishly. "I didn't know you was here."

"Who were you planning to get in the hot tub with, nude?," he asked.

"I heard Toki's voice and I was gonna get in..with him...," she trailed off.

It was Toki's turn to blush. "You've been hottubbing alone with her," he snarled at the rhythm guitarist.

"We nots be doin nothings," he protested. "Just internettings and maybes the snuggles--"

"Aw, God," Nathan yelled. "You guys sure know how to ruin a man's day."

"Well, she's a grown woman," Katrina spoke up. "And I'm here now to keep an eye on things," she winked at the younger woman, who smiled back.

Toki was happy he was between two hawt ladies.