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*Lights dim on to the curtain drawn again. This time the camera stays on it and the Audio is heard. Several feminine voices can be distinguished as well as soft moaning. The curtain opens to the female announcer sitting on a chair watching the sales staff pleasing themselves.*

Welcome back for another month of bliss. *One girl comes rather loudly in the back drawing the camera's attention as well as the announcers.* Always guaranteed 100% pleasure. *giggles*. As you can see. Now our supplies of side items are on sale at half off. That includes the Mixmaster ring, as you remember it contains six different lubes that can be released at different times to reduce friction. increase taste, or even just let things slide. The Mixmaster rod ring does however work best in conjunction with the Devastator and its six other components.

This also includes, the prophylactics, your choice of taste, lubricated or non, as well as ribbed or not. The newest one is also on our half off list. Its a dazzling little beauty that when used warms up.

*Goes over to a small mounted cabinet that has several small energon cubes on shelves for display* These are becoming more and more popular. Each color has a different effect. Take for instance this baby blue one. This one is Elita-one's favorite. It causes the inner cables to taunt, and become tighter so that it makes penetration feel as if the rod is much bigger than it is. This red one actually has the opposite effect. It helps to relax those tight cables, and is great for the first timers. The green one is one of my personal favorites. *takes out green one* It heightens the outer sensor's sense. Each light touch and even the most wispy of licks turn into the greatest feelings. I can't wait till this little one comes out, but its on pre-order now, and if you do it too will be half off. *puts the green one back and gets the orange one out* This is our standard aft relaxer, but they have fine tuned it so that it also creates and directs lubrication to the area. *nods* And you know what that means. No more waiting, if take a head of time when he's ready so are you.

Last in our little cabinet of treats is another little new thing. This has been a long time in the making, and will no doubtably be the most popular treat we've ever had. But before we get to that. I want to let you know now that for a limited time it will be buy one get one free, as well as half off. That's right. Two for the price of half of one. You can't argue that. Now what is it? *Puts the orange cube back and gets the small silver thing* This is Matrix brand Viagra. This is guaranteed to light your darkest hour when your rod seems to have mind of its own. That's right no more disappointing your woman, and no more feeling that you've got nothing but a limp unit, This will have you standing long and hard for hours.

I know what you're thinking "But Amazon, isn't that going to cut into your profits and sales?" No no ladies and gents I assure you that even though your mech is feeling better about himself, you will still need us. After all they aren't mind readers well most aren't anyway.

So on to the items this month. May we weren't sure what to do with it actually there were so many more things coming out we actually saved some for June! *walks to the table with a girl on it who is half naked and playing with something that's not been shown before. Girl is panting the word Primus and shivering every once in a while* We've decided to do some testing right here on our own for the viewers and audience. Though I was rather concerned about self control. Anyway. Our staff was up to the challenge. And really who wouldn't be? This is the first one of the new line, As you can see she's rather enjoying it. *picks up a demo model* This is the Ratchet. It isn't just a common vibrator, it vibrates and manages to please you while coaxing your systems self repair unit into working better. So not only do you get to feel the pleasure of orgasm you also feel refreshed and better. It has two attachments that are linked together by radio wave so its wireless, each time you turn one up the other matches it.

This is Eclipse Velocity. She was the one of the first on our staff to be willing to test drive these things out, she's been eagerly waiting here to show off just what the Ratchet can do. Alright EV, show us your Ratchet.

*Amazon stands back camera gets closer to EV as she turns it up, her pants get faster and her name calling a little louder, holding the Ratchet with one hand and griping the table with the other she comes and then relaxes, trying to catch her breath.*

*Camera comes back to Amazon who seems to be fondling her self for a second then starts to the next table.* Sorry folks, you see things like this and its hard not to want to enjoy in the fun Right?? *crowd cheers*

So on to the next one. we knew we needed someone that wasn't shy to test this out, now it isn't the usual combiner project so the three of them come as a set. Reflector has two parts that are tethered together one for frontal simulation and one for the aft the third part of this triad is the self attaching camera so can film yourself as you go through the throws of pleasure. Occult here is our chief inspector and tester, she will be the first to let you know if one of the products is substandard.

*Occult sits on the table slowly playing with the two pieces and the camera is attached to her knee for a good view. Her vocalizor letting out little mmms here and there.*

One thing we did do here was take the control from her. She would love to just tease the audience all day with her little sounds but unfortunately we don't have the air time for that. So we'll have to turn* changes the setting up one notch* Up *ups it one more* the *ups it again* setting.

*Occult glares at Amazon for a moment but then is lost in pleasure as Reflector takes over*

*Amazon walks over to a monitor and wheels it out on stage.* This is a live feed. As you can see Reflector is doing his job perfectly. It can be recorded for later, played live as you see her or broadcasted. *smirks. as it is broadcasted on their air for a few moments. Camera switches back to Amazon. * This is a two for one, since Occult tests these things out so often she likes a little help, *goes over to the cabinet and gets the baby blue cube and hands it to Occult. It doesn't take too much longer and she begins to pant and gyrate to the moment of Reflector. Audience looks on in surprise as she screams EV's name rather than her own.*

*Amazon looks surprised.* Well now we weren't expecting that. *moves to the last table.*

Now this one is for you mechs. I know you've been gnawing at the bit for us to come out with something for you specifically rather than all the little things. *There is a mech actually sitting behind the table back turned to the crowd but the top of his head can be seen since he's leaning back.* Our last featured demonstration comes after a long line of testing. Our resident chemical engineer was so kind as to help us in this department. Substance has been the driving force behind all of our small cubed jems since we first discovered him. Since we don't have too many mechs on staff we were pleased when he agreed to testing this out. *picks up a small device looks like a mouth.* This is Chromia. *flashes the camera with the chrome lips* She's got two major functions, one is rather obvious you can insert your unit here and engage the suction action and two press here. *object transforms into a port* or use this version for a more realistic feeling of a femme. *goes behind the table to see if Substance is ready; you can see him nod slowly. Amazon rolls the chair with him in it around the table for the camera and the audience.*

Is there anything you want to tell us about this new thing Substance?

*Substance mumbles a little bit but keeps slowly bucking his hips into the device shaped in the mouth version.*

*Amazon chuckles to herself for a second* I think that means he likes it.

*Substance nods*

Alright, so let's see what it can do in the other mode.

*Taking a moment to enjoy it a little longer Substance finally takes a breath and then removes the device, lets it transform and then starts again. Not having done that before he didn't realize there was going to be such a difference and comes rather quickly with a grunt*

*Laughing Amazon gestures to him* And there you have it.

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