The Ultimate ZADAGABAGABAMATAZAGAMR novel

"So, Zim, I never knew you were a bisexual"
"What was your first clue?" Zim asked, "Was it the twelve inch dildo I buried in my ass that you had to fish out with your mouth? Or was it the time I jerked you off for 30 hours until you started to bleed? Or perhaps it was the oral 3-way I forced Zita and Rob to perform with me."
"I think it was when you started licking that autographed picture of my father"
"Damn he's sexy, too bad he's too busy to have a 3-way with us"
All the sudden the aforementioned Professor bursted into the room, carrying Gaz in one hand and a new device in the other. "Good news, everyone!" Membrane proclaimed.
"Er, wrong professor, dad." Dib commented.
"I mean to share with you a new device to give robots the ability to have sex!" Membrane proclaimed once more.
"Er, how does that help mankind?" Dib asked.
"And why do I have to watch Dib and Zim have sex?" Gaz asked.
"Now, now, I have to go, but simply press this button and the robot will be fuckable!"
The entire room stood still for a couple of seconds, before Membrane twirled around, and Zim got a good look at his pale unshaved legs. "Daaaaamn" Zim said. "I'd like to invade HIM!"
Dib glared at Gaz until she herself said with a sigh... " fine, I guess I need something to play with besides my GS2. But let it be known, that on this day, until the end of the day, your green genitals will be MINE."
Meanwhile, GIR eyed the new device curiously, before pressing a button. A few sparks flew out, but nothing changed. Suddenly, a small screw drilled its way out of GIR's waist, to be accompanied by a couple of nuts. His antennae mysteriously began to vibrate as well.
"Well," Gaz said, "that will be useful. Get over here."
"So Gaz, have you met my friend, Pustulio?" Zim asked as his pants dropped to the floor.
"Hypnotic powers..." GIR droned.