The Brain & The Beauty

5: ON THE FIFTH DAY (Try To Understand)

"So you want out," said Jane, "yet you enjoy having sex with the queen
of The Fashionistas. A definite Scylla and Charibdes choice, to say the
least."
Daria and Jane, were having their per usual pizza at the Pizza King.
Right now, even while The Byrds' My Back Pages was playing in the
background, the auburn had related to her friend the quandry she
was in and her meeting with Amy and Eiji.
"A part of me," said Daria, " wants to buy some jewery and settlle
down with Sandi, and all in the name of a sexual high, and the
other half wants tee tee to Transvaal and hide out in their
diamond mines. And yet, it was that kiss that showed me and
Sandi how the other half lives. I know that the sex gives me
something.......that I had never felt before.....and if you
say, 'Oh dear, our girl's becoming a woman,' I'll kick your butt."
"You'd think I'd be stupid to do that?" said the artist. "I think
what it is, is that you're feeling the guilt of what you did last night,
yet you enjoy the pleasure that goes with it. Listen, if you wanna
break up the easy way, why not call The Chicken Breakup Service?"
"What's that?"
"It's a telegram service where a delivery person, dressed up
like a chickeelivelivers a telegram to one you wanna break up with.
You could say it's one way of telling Sandi that her love's flown
the coop."
""Thanks but I don't think Sandi is likely to fall for that." Sighing, the
auburn got up saying, "I got to use the toilet."
"Wait up, amiga," said Jane. "We must have synchronized bladders."

Having answered nature's call in The Pizza King's toilets, Daria and
Jane were ready to exit each other's stalls, when they heard some
breathy squeals coming from the toilet stall at the end.
"Jane.....," said Daria. "There's someone in the toilet."
"It sure ain't Goldilocks," said Jane.
Upon peering through a crack in the stall door, they saw, on the toilet,
her blouse, bra, jeans and panty half off, Quinn, masturbating with one
hand and holding a photo of Sandi in a string bikini in the other.
"Great googa mooga....." said the artist. "And we thought Sandi was the
only bi in Lawndale........."
"Mmmm.......," murmured the cynic. "So i wasn't the only one in love with
The Fashion Queen."
"What makes you think she's in love with Sandi?"
"Listen to what's she saying."
How right she was--for Quinn was breathily sighing, "Oh Sandi.........I wish was was you, making love to me.......oh.....oh....oh....ohhhhhh.....!!" Her vagina
was gushing fluids while her index and center finger went in and out,
sometimes caressing the clit, other times tweaking her strawberry sized nipple.
"She's got it bad," said Jane. "Seems you ain't the only one with the hots
for Sandi."
"Jane......get a life....," said a terse Daria.
Quinn was reaching the peak of her sexual high, throwing her head back
befshe she wailed, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" From there, she
convulsed before she came in the toilet--and that was when the cynic and
the artist sneaked out, heading to their table.
"Boy, can you believe that?" said Jane. "If Sandi knew she ain't the only lezzie
in love, she'd turn off of you, and turn on to Quinn."
"And that," said Daria hopefully, "could be the solution....."

Time passed upon arriving at House Morgendorffeuinnuinn had gone on her
date at 6:00 P. M., and no sooner had Daria's sister departed, a knock on
the door brought Sandi who said, "Hi, sweetie."
"So what's on your mind? Your brothers stole your Waif collection?"
"If they did, I'd bust their butts silly. Anyhow, since your folks and mine
will be, like, home tomorrow, I figured we'd make our last moment here
something to remember--under your glowing stars."
"Under the glowing stars? Oh, you mean those glowing stars Jane did for me."
"Yup. But first--" here Sandi's voice changed to a breathy murmur--" I got something
you're going to love......" From there, the brunette took the auburn's hand, then the
other one, and led her upstairs.

I find myself in a strange situation
And I don't know how
What seemed to be an infatuation
Is so different now
I can't get by if we're not together
Ooh can't you see
Girl, I want you now and forever
Close to me

What happened next was indeed something Daria would never forget.
For Sandi had led her into the bathroom where they showered together,
using scented jasmine liquid soap, each girl caressing each other and
lathering up each other's body, with slow caresses, starting with
the brunette taking her time with rubbing, tweaking and caressing the
auburn from behind, her soft creamy hand sending waves of passion
all over her. Right now, one hand was in and out from Daria's vagina
and clit, which were dripping with water and fluid while the other
was all over her body, tweaking and fondling her breasts and nipples.
"MMMMMM.....you like that, do you, sweetie?" said Sandi, who was kissing
from time to time, Daria's cheek, neck, ear lobe (and sticking her tongue
in her ear now and then) and mouth.
"So gooooood....." was all the auburn could say.

I'm longing for the time
I'm longing for the day
Hoping that you will promise to be mine
And never go away

Then it was Daria's turn to do everything the brunette did to her--from kissing
to fondling her whole body; needless to say, all that worked magic on a groaning
and sighing Sandi, who was murmuring, "Oh, Daaaaaaa----------ria.......!! It's so
good when you treat me so sweet.....give me more......clean me out...."
And Daria did just that--kneeling before Sandi's vagina and sucked, licked and
kissed that, along with the clitoris, often probing her tongue way deep in the folds
till the brunette was shaking all over gasping and calling out in her birdsong passion.
Then the auburn sucked and kissed the Fashion Clubber's breasts and nipplill ill
the brunette's sighs and moans were at the point of breaking the sound barrier.
From there, Sandi did the same to Daria's vagina and clit till the latter was writhing
in the worst way--and again, her cynic walls gave way to the sexual highs that
surged through her body. And when the brunette went for the breasts
and nipples, the auburn found herself unable to hold back a cry of pleasure.
After that, the girls faced each other, holding and french kissing under the
shower water........yet aware that it would be their last time together......

I don't want to live without you
I don't want to live without you
I could never live without you
Live without your love

After drying each other off, along with their hair, the girls headed to Daria's
bedroom where under the glow of the black light and the stars overhead,
shared some peeled orange slices with a kiss, while Sandi lay her head between
the auburn's breasts. From there they went into a 69 pose, probing their tongues
so deep into each other's vaginas, their tongues drawing in the juices. After several
minutes of that, Sandi had Daria lay on her back, her head almost over the foot of
the bed before deep French kissing her, eachs los longer than the last one, for the
dread of what was ahead afterwards. Next, the brunette nibbled, licked, rubbed,
drooled kissed and sucked the auburn's breasts and nipples till they were way
beyond stiff, Daria relaxing and enjoying the firey passionate feelings that
enveloped her.
Soon after that, the diva went down on the cynic's hard clit, orally teasing it and
sucking it before plunging her tongue way deep in the vagina, causing Daria to
wriwithwith pleasure, her breathy cry sounding like the mew of a kitten.

I ask myself but there's no explanation
For the way I feel
I know I've reached the right destination
And I know it's real

I'm longing for the time
I'm longing for the day
When I'll be giving you this heart of mine
Believe me when I say

Daria was groaning and sighing when Sandi brought her to the highest sex level,
before she came all over the diva's face. After that, the girls switched so that
Sandi was laying down, her head almost over the foot of the bed, and Daria
was the pleasure giver, starting with tweaking the nipples before licking and
kissing them till the brunette was making breathy squeals. "Oh, Daria.......rub my
breasts good.........rub them for me"
The auburn rubbed, caressed, kneaded and squeezed the diva's breasts, causing
the nipples to swell even harder--and that was when Daria licked the said nipples,
making them even more harder, and Sandi to gasp, "Oh, it's so good, lovergirl!! I
love that!!"
That was when the auburn clamped down on one of the breasts, and sucked
harder than before, making the brunette pitch her head back with a cry. "Don't
stop!!" she gasped. "Please, don't stop!! It's gooooooood!!"
Indeed Daria sucked both breasts so hungrily, Sandi was hit with a high that
felt like she had been pinned to the ceiling--but that wasn't compared when the
auburn fingered the brunette's vagina which was juicy like a fruit gushing with
fluid. No wonder the diva was breathing out, "Give it to me so gooooood.....!!
I want more, lovergirl.....it's so--------!!"
When Daria went down and sucked Sandi's clit, the brunette's squeals were more
and more louder, and heavier with love: "Ohhhhhhhhhh.............Daaaa-riaaaaaaaa....
make me come.........suck it good and harrrrrrrd....!!"
After pleasing the diva's clit, the cynic went fulll tilt, way beyond deep, heavy
strike deep in the brunette's vagina, causing Sandi to writhe, gasp and moan,
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.......!!"
On and on Daria drove Sandi to the highest sexual peak, till the brunette
called out, "Oh baby........I am goin' to come.....!!"
And come she did, her vaginal fluids drenching the auburn in the face. But
even so, that didn't stop the cynic from laying on to of the diva, her leg
on top of Sandi's vagina and clit, while Daria's vagina and clit was on top
of the brunette's leg. From there, the brunette licked all the love fluid
from the auburn's face before saying, "Mmmmmmmmm......so delicious...."
"Now I know what a tongue bath's like," said the cynic.

I don't want to live without you
I don't want to live without you
I could never live without you
Live without your love

No I don't want to live without you
I don't want to live without you
I could never live without you
Live without your love

Moving her body so that her crotch was rubbing along the brunette's
leg, the auburn rubbed her leg along Sandi's crotch at the same time;
as it was with the scissors kick method used at The Red Barchetta
Hotel, the new method was building up a lot of love fluid and passion,
the girls holding and French kissing as before, writhing and calling out
in breathy birdsong passion.
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh-------!!" breathed Sandi. "I love you, Daria!! Give me more,
give me EVERYTHING.....!! Oh, baby......my lovergirl, my sweetie, my angel,
my Daria baby..........mmmmmmmmmmm.......!!"
"Faster........got to come......!!" said Daria.
Faster and faster, more and more passionate than before, the girls were rubbing
each other's vaginas and clits with their legs, never breaking their hug, kissing
from time to time. As before, they were in a huge surging time warp of love and
sex that took them to an all time high, wave after wave of sexual pleasure
enveloping them in thier highest peak, as if it would be their last hurrah.
"I AM COMING!!!!" called Sandi. "AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"T-tell me all 'bout......it.....!!" gasped Daria. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
No sooner had they said that, the girls were violently shaking and writhing
wildly with absolute abandon, when the ultimate orgasm tore though them,
while vaginal fluids poured out, squirting all over themselves, while they kissed
one last kiss.

Now I don't want to live without you
I don't want to live without you
I could never be without you
Be without your love

I don't want to live without you
Live without your love
Live without your love
You see I'm lost without your love

Ooh....oh
Without your love

Their high leveling off, Daria and Sandi traded gentle but loving kisses while holding
each other. The end. For the moment, it seemed as if time stood still.

Having showered, dried and dressed, the auburn and the brunette were at the
front door. During that whole time however, Daria had been thinking on how to
break it to Sandi. The fact she had glasses--and no one in one's right mind would
hit someone with glasses--she hoped Sandi wouldn't punch her. Just now, the
cynic started to open the door, when the diva reached out and took her hand.
"Sandi, it's late," said Daria. "Quinn will be home soon, and besides, my folks
will be home tomorrow. How's that for the latest article on Sick Sad World?"
"I don't think I'd care. Like, I love you....and I want you."
"Even a geeky brain like me? You know, in a way, considering that we're of
different worlds, all it took was a kiss just to win a bet with your fellow
Fashion Clubbers--and to see how the other half lives. Maybe we DID learn
something from each other, who knows?"
For the first time in years, Sandi had been somber in what she had been
saying since that first kiss with Daria; right now, she said, "Like, who knows
indeed? Still, I can't be a better person, just as you can't conform to what is
popular and fashionable. Like, it's too late for me, Daria."
"Maybe, maybe not. I can't help it if I am a cynic just as you can't help it
if you're a diva. They're the only ways we can live in such a sick sad world,
I guess."
The brunette could only laugh before saying, "Oh!! You.......!!" and
headed for the door--before she turned to the auburn and said, "When
will I see you again?"
For Daria, the time was now. Break it to her gently and hang the outcome,
The Misery Chick way--so with that in mind, she said bluntly:
"You won't, Sandi. You can't see me again. It's over between me and
you."
"WHAT.........?!?"
"Please.......try to understand......it's all over."
As expected, the brunette's face now had the meanest look, her voice
seething with a tone that left no room for mercy. "Daria, that is so
unfair of you, I CANNOT believe you'd do that to me, after all the love
we shared, you hang me out to dry!!!!"
"At least listen."
Her face red, her voice twixt anguish and rage, Sandi growled, "Listen to
what, you %@#*^&$ BITCH!! You said you loved me!! I went out of
my way for you, and you don't love me?!? #%@*^$&!! Is that the
&^*$#@% thanks I get?!?
"Try to understand. I am an unpopular geeky brain, and you're a
popular shallow beauty. You and your fashion drones, save for my
sister, weren't friends of mine. We're of different classes, and
different ages, lifestyles, along with the fact I'll be heading to
collage soon. Besides, I love Tom, and the way I see it, now that
we got what we came for, it's best we break it off, before it
gets out of hand. And yet, I don't know why I still want more."
Bunching her hand into a fist, the diva hissed "You %@#........!!"
"You wouldn't hit a gal with glasses, would you?"
"Unfortunately, we Griffins don't believe in superstitions." Swinging a
fist, Sandi started to punch Daria, who jumped from its path, and
the brunette lunged at the hapless auburn, falling to the couch,
grabbing the front of the cynic's coat and shouting through her
sobs: "I HATE YOU!!!! I HATE YOU!!!! I HATED YOU SINCE YOU
AND QUINN FIRST CAME HERE, I HATED YOU SINCE YOU
YOU WERE THAT ACTING TEACHER WHEN ALL THE OTHER
TEACHERS WERE ON STRIKE, AND I HATE YOU EVEN TODAY,
EVEN NOW......!!!!"
Somehow all the vehemence turned out to be an outlet for
blowing off steam, for in the next instant, Sandi's rage turned
to tears, which were streaming down her face, before she flung
her arms 'round a bewildered Daria and cried as hard as she
could.
"I said it before," said the auburn, "and I'll say it again--you don't
need to cry 'bout that."
"Oh, Daria," sobbed the brunette, "I wanted to break off from you
myself; I was aware as you were, that it was over, thar lor love
was never meant to be, that we were of different worlds....and
that it was best that I wanted out of that affair as you did, yet
a part of me wanted more of the love and passion we once
shared.........and that part is saying....that....I love you....I
don't wanna be without you.........y-you were my first love,
my first kiss....and to break up from that....it's sad to say
goodby.......but what hurts me is that you broke off from me
first, before I could tell you our romance was over."
"What difference does it make who said it?" said Daria. "Be
it with straight, lesbian, or even gay romances, there's a lot
of other fish in the sea--or words to that effect.Me and Trent
had a thing for a momenut wut we became just friends while
he got engaged to Monique. Tom used to be Jane's lover till
he turned on to me; that almost runied mine and Jane's
friendship, but we made up. These day's she's dating Jesse
Moreno. Believe me, I know there's someone that loves you."
Lifting her tear drenched face, Sandi stared at Daria before
sobbing, "D-Daria........", only to relapse and cry sadly on the
auburn's shoulder.
"Listen, Sandi," said the cynic, "remember when you said
you fell in love with me and Quinn? What if I were to tell
you that Quinn was secretly in love with you?"
Getting up, the brunette stared through her drying tears
and said, "What? Quinn in love with me?"
"Believe me," said the auburn,"it's no lie--Jane was a witness
when she and I saw her masturbating to a bikinied photo of
you in The Pizza King's bathroom."
"Quinn did THAT?!? You sure you didn't make up such a half
baked tale like that, just to get rid of me?"
"If you don't believe me, you, Quinn and your fashion drones
meet me and Jane in the bathroom tomorrow. I think it's time
we placed our cards on the table. If I am right, Quinn may be the
solution."
"And if you ain't?"
Thinking carefully, Daria replied, "Then you got me still, despite
the odds, plus you got the right to kick my butt with those
fancy shoes of yours."
For a moment, Sandi mulled over that while drying her eyes,
then said, "Like, I'll give you a chance--but I'll enjoy the
pleasure of kicking your butt if you're mistaken--BOOM!!"
"Whatever," said the cynic.
On that, the diva got up, opened the front door, and went
out, closing it. Then, just as Daria turned to the kitchen,
there was a knock on the door; opening it, she saw Sandi,
who said, "Like, by the way..........thank you for everything."
From there, she hugged the auburn before fully kissing
her on the mouth one last time and ran down the street.

After closing the door, Daria picked up the phone, and
placed a call to Jane who picked up her phone saying, "Yo."
"Jane," said the auburn. "It's time we move fast, and your
help is a must for tomorrow."

Friday, the fifth day brought Sandi, Quinn, Tiffany and Stacy
entering the bathroom, where Daria and Jane stood; nearby
was a huge tank type vacuum on casters, and a long hose.
Behind them, the grill for the air vent had been removed and
was near the sink.
"OK, like what's on your mind?" said Sandi.
"Why'd you tell me to come here?" said Quinn.
"What's the secret?" said Tiffany.
"And what you mean by placin' the cards on the table?" said
Stacy.
"Shh," said Daria "Just listen."
Needless to say, the faint sounds of Kevin and Brittany
smooching it up could be heard.
"Kevin and Brittany," said Quinn.
"In the air vents?" said Stacy.
"Then that means they DID evesdrop.....brr!!" said Tiffany.
"Then that means.......oh no, they overheard....!!" said
Sandi, who now clenched her fists.. "I'll pound them
silly!! No court is goin' to convict me!!"
"Settle down, S. G.," said Daria. "Sure, the story they told
is real, BUT....if you truly wanna get back at them for what
they did, there's such a thing as the right way."
"And which IS the right way?," haughtily demanded the brunette.
Pointing to the vacuum, Jane replied, "See that vacuum? I just
borrowed it from the janitor, and it's full of dust. Right now, I
just took the hose off the vacuum, and placed it on exhaust.
Quinn, can you take the cord and plug it in that wall outlet?
Daria, can you stand on that sink and stick the hose in
the air vent?"
"And how is that %@#$&*^ setup going to help me?!?"
said Sandi.
"Just stand by that switch on the vacuum," said the
artist, " and wait for my signal." To Daria, who was
sing ing on one of the sinks, one hand aiming the vacuum
hose in the vent, she added, "Just follow my lead, amiga."
"As you wish," said the cynic.
"So, Daria," said Jane, "you're thinking of breaking up with
Sandi, right?"
"Yup," said Daria, in the hopes Brittany and Kevin would
hear. "Sandi may be sweet on me, but she's way too sweet
for a brain like me."
As expected, Brittany could be faintly heard from the vent
with, "That sucks!!", followed with Kevin saying, "Oh, man!!
Daria's goin' splitsville with Sandi!!"
Turning to Sandi, Jane hissed, "Turn on the vacuum!!"
"With pleasure," said the brunette before she switched
on the vacuum, which belched clouds of black coal dust
from the hose, into the air vent; in seconds, the sound
of Brittany and Kevin coughing could be heard. After a
few seconds passed, the artist said, "Turn it off," and
Sandi did just that.
Jumping off the sink, Daria said, "Guess those jock jokers
learned the folly of evesdropping." Then to the group, she
added, "Everyone, listen to me. I am Daria Morgendorffer,
local brain and cynic of Lawndale."
"And I am Sandi Jillian Griffin," said Sandi, "the president
of The Fashion Club, back from sabbatical.......and what
started it all was a bet and a kiss. But, when me and
Daria kissed, we got more than we bargined for.....we
also learned how the other half lives,"
After that, the diva and the cynic revealed to Quinn
and co.the fact that Sandi was a lesbian, and her crush
on Daria and her sister. When they had finished, Stacy
gasped, "Y-you mean....?"
"You're saying YOU had a crush on me?" said Quinn.
"You're joking."
"Who've thought?" said Tiffany.
Hanging her head, Sandi said somberly, "It's no joke, Quinn.
I do love you......and I want you to kiss me."
"EEEEEEEEEEW!!!! Now I know you're joking!!"
"Like Sandi said," stated Daria, "it's no joke. So I bet you
couldn't kiss her full on the mouth. Like you said, a bet's a bet."
"That was what started the whole thing in the first place," said
Quinn.
"Gee, Quinn," said the brunette, "if you ain't got any love for
me, much less the courage to kiss me, you ain't got the
potential to be vice president of The Fashion Club."
"What do you mean I ain't?!? I'll show you!!" So saying, the
redhead flung her arms 'round Sandi and kissed her full, hot,
deep and hard on the mouth; from there, the brunette
held her friend at the waist, the two kissing gently at
first, and then with more feeling and more intensity,
the wave of passion enveloping them, each girl running
her fingers through each other's hair.
"Here we go again," said Tiffany.
"WOOOOOOO--------------OOOOW!!" said Stacy.
For that matter neither girl wanted to stop kissing, so
there was no doubt they were enjoying it.
"What do you think, Daria?" said Jane.
"I'd say our work is done," said the auburn. "We've come
full circle, finishing just as it started--with a bet and
a kiss. Let's go."
Replacing the grill back on the vent, Daria and Jane
took the vacuum, hose, cord and all and exited the
bathroom--just in time to see. Brittany and Kevin
shake the black soot and dust from themselves.

"Who was it that said an elephant wedding wouldn't
wout? ut? Pachyderms pledge their love before the
altar, next on Sick Sad World!!"
Laying on the bed inside Jane's bedroom, Daria and
her partner in crime were checking out the boob
tube for their fave show. In the distance, the bell
tower of The Red Barchetta Hotel could be heard.
"So it seems your sister patched up Sandi's heart in
no time," said Jane.
"Yup," replied Daria. "Which means ol' S. G.'s back to her
old spoiled self. Now I can make up for lost time with
Tom, till it's time for collage."
" gue guess all worked for the best. Too bad it was Sandi
and not me that could've made all that fantastic love."
"Oh, Jane, don't tell you wanna kiss me? That was what
started the whole thing in the first place."
"Why not? Seeing you and the diva queen got me
wonderin' what it's like to kiss you."
Just then there was a knock on the door; upon heading
down the stairs, Daria and Jane, to their surprise, saw
The Fashion Club--with a white flag attached to a stick in
Sandi's hand.
"Now I know I wish I had my camcorder," said the artist.
"You snooze, you lose," said the cynic.

Inside Jane's bedroom, Daria, Jane, Stacy, Tif, Sa, Sandi
and Quinn were in a group.
"So what brings you fashion freaks, of all people, to Casa
Lane?" said the artist.
"As much as it hurts the reputation of The Fashion Club,"
stammered Sandi, "we came to say........thanks for
everything.....and to your friend Daria for setting me up
with the one I was meant to love--Quinn." From there, she
kissed the redhead's cheek.
"And," said Quinn, the redhead, "for making my dreams of
loving Sandi."
"And, " said Tiffany, "for revealing the fact that me and Stacy
were born lovers."
"Oh, no!!" said the auburn.
"Don't tell me you--," said the artist.
"--now love each other," said Stacy. "Seeing Sandi and Quinn
kiss kinda sparked our curiousity, so me and Tiffany tried
to kiss each other--and we loved it!! It's like tasting a
sweet fruit."
"Who was it that said," said Sandi in her stuck up way,
"that it couldn't be any of you girls?"
"Seems like," said Daria, "Lawndale's teenage lesbian
community just jumped up to 52%."
"Better make that 54%," said Jane. Turning to her
friend and cupping her face, she said, "Kiss me,
Daria."
"Oh, no, Jane!! Not you too!!" squawked the cynic.
"Gee, Daria," said Quinn. "A bet's a bet, you know."
"Besides," said the artist, "if Sandi and co. can do it,
so can we."
"Et tu, Jane? "
"Well........why not?"
"One of these days, Jane....." The rest of Daria's words
were lost in the big deep intense kiss she and Jane shared
--and it was a french kiss, no less. Just as it was with Sandi,
Daria fell quickly to the rush of passionate love that overtook
her, resulting in her and her friend taking off all their clothing
and lingerie.

Night after night
I try to make it all fit together
Night after night
I see you as someone I remember
You took me by surprise
Opened up my eyes
Now we gotta talk this over.

red red by Daria and Jane's would be love, The Fashion
Club followed suit, each girl stripping till they were all naked
and kissing fiecrely, all six girls on Jane's bed, Daria kissing Jane,
Sandi kissing Quinn and Stacy kissing Tiffany.Each girl was holding
and french kissing like there was no tomorrow, moaning in each
other's kiss. After an hour of that, the girls got into a daisy chain,
forming a ci, ea, each girl sucking, licking, and probing each other's
clit and vagina, starting with Daria, Jane, Tiffany, Stacy, Quinn,
Sandi and back to Daria. The feelings from that were intense indeed.

Can it really be so serious?
To be all broken up and delirious
I guess we've really been out of touch
But can it really be so serious?
(Serious, so serious)

From there, Sandi laid down and Daria and Quinn sucked her
breasts and nipples while orally cleaned out by Jane and
Stacy respectively; Tiffany, for her part, did her oral loving on the
brunette, who enjoyed the combined sensations a lot. Then for
the next few hours each girl took turns getting such sexual
enjoyment, while others did the loving.

Day after day
I know it's not the way that you wanted it
Day after day
I try to find the key, but it don't fit
But you know how it is
No matter what I did
We gotta talk it over.

Next, each girl took turns swapping lovers--Jane with Quinn,
Daria with Stacy and Tiffany with Sandi.Each girl had a chance
to love each girl, however, as ony guy guess only Sandi, Stacy
Jane and Tiffany made love with Daria, since she and Quinn were
sisters--and rightly so.

Can it really be so serious?
To be all broken up and delirious
I guess we've really been out of touch
But can it really be so serious?
(Serious, so serious)

For the big finish, each girl took turns using the scissor kick
lovemaking method, each girl moaning and writhing and kissing
till they gushed out vaginal fluids. Right now Daria was with
Jane, Quinn with Sandi and Stacy with Tiffany, each one locking
their legs, grinding their wet vagina and clit to absolute peak
level passion, their high on emotion crest of a wave loving
stoked beyond their limits.

Tonight, tonight
I'm thinking over everything you said to me
Tonight, tonight
I'm sorry, but I just didn't see
And now it's up to you
There's nothing else to do
We've gotta talk it over.

Can it really be so serious?
To be all broken up and delirious
I guess we've really been out of touch
But can it really be so serious?
(Serious, so serious)

Serious, so serious
Is it so serious?
Serious, so serious........

In the end, when the girls came for the last time,
enjoying the rush while they did so, Jane's bed was full
of six naked teen girls trading sweet kisses and holding
each other.
"You were sa?" ?" said Jane.
"I only hope," said Daria, "that Tom, Trent, Jesse, Amy and
Tachibana san take notes."
Nearby, Sandi said, "Daria.......you were right.......I don't
need you, when I got someone that truly loves me."
"And that someone is me," agreed Quinn.
"I could've told you that," the cynic said.
"You know, Sandi," said Quinn, "the fact my sister
paired me and you together, I think that SHOULD be
rewarded, don't you think?"
\olutolutely." So saying, Sandi came over to the left side
of Daria while Quinn did the same, on the right side.
From there, the brunette and the redhead kissed the
auburn, Sandi kissing the left face cheek, and Quinn
kissing the right. Needless to say, Jane was laughing at
that.
"Just another day in the life of Daria Morgendorffer,"
said the cynic. "part time cynic lezzie and one half
of the brain and the beauty."

OWARI (THE END)

EPLILOGUE & ENDNOTES
And there you have it--the end of The Brain & The
Beauty. Sorry it was such a long chapter, like chapter 2,
but I had to tie all the loose ends. Thanks to Quinn,
Sandi was able to patch up her broken heart. And
Daria and Jane were able to join the ranks of
Lawndale's lesbains (ditto for Stacy and Tiffany).
Let's hope they get back to Tom and Jesse soon!!
I chose Daria and Sandi for the pairing, because next
to Quinn, Stacy, Tiffany and Jane, Sandi and Daria were
my favorite characters. One may wonder if I had allowed
the Sandi/Daria romance to continue unscathed, but I
doubt it.
Originally, the story title was The First Five Days, but it
was Martin J. Pollard, of Outpost Daria, who first coined
the line, "the brain and the beauty", so that stuck. A
much better title, to say the least.
As you can guess, the story takes place before Is It
Collage Yet?
The origin for the name of The Red Barchetta Hotel
came from a tune titled Red Batta,tta, by the
band Rush, so please forgive me. Ditto for the
R. R. Tunnel No. 558 sequence; that was in homage
of the similar scene from the film version of Pink
Floyd's The Wall. Just a spur of the moment.
I Kissed A Girl seemed fitting for Sandi and Daria's
first kiss while Neil Young's Sample & Hold
illustrated that Sandi needed someone to love.
Erasure's Always is a fave of mine, so it
seemed fitting to use that for the first lovemaking.
The Eagles' The Sad Cafe points out that the love
the girls had "just turned out that way." A halcyon
thing. Foreginer's I Don't Want To Live Without You.
expresses the imminment breakup at hand, while The
Electric Light Orchestra's So Serious sums up the
rollicking love session twixt all six girls.

Peace out.

--Ronin.