Aventure Amoureuse

You talk with Plagg until the wee hours of the morning. You sit on the balcony together watching the sunrise over the Paris skyline exchanging stories about Chat Noir. "Plagg, it's still pretty early. You want me to go down to the bakery and get you some of that crispy bread you like? I can surprise Chat with some fresh pastries too, I'm sure he'd probably enjoy that." you say as you walk into the penthouse from the balcony and pull on your boots and the rest of your clothes. "I would like that. Just don't take too long, or sleeping beauty over there will worry about you." he says gesturing to the peacefully snoring Chat Noir. "I'm sure I won't be gone too long. It's right down the street at the end of the block. I'll be back before he even realizes I left." you reassure the small kwami. "Very well, just be careful out there." Plagg says. "Ah, don't worry about it. I'll leave my duffel bag here. I'll just bring my MAC50s along." you say as you put your pistols into your jacket pockets. You walk over and kiss Chat Noir on his forehead and wave Plagg a friendly goodbye as you take the elevator down to the lobby. "Good morning, Chloebug." you grin at the pretty blonde girl behind the counter. "Shh! Not while I'm working, slave." she teases you with a slight blush as you exit the building.

You have a nice walk on your way to the bakery. You look around at the beautiful scenery and the interesting people on your way around the city. Some brown-skinned brunette girl with a mole on her head is shooting some kind of video blog talking about Ladybug and she occasionally points at you as she records. "Hmm... strange girl. Must be some Ladybug fan or something." you shrug as you continue walking. You notice a cute lesbian couple chatting on a bench when you walk past the park. One is a short blonde girl with buggy blue eyes talking to a purple-haired goth girl that reminds you of Luka for some reason. They notice you looking at them and respond with a friendly wave and a smile that you promptly return. "Hey. We need to talk." a woman's voice says from an alley to your right as you walk past the park. You turn to your right and see Ladybug standing in the alley. You knew this was going to happen eventually. She probably knows you've been fucking Chat Noir behind her back and she wants to punish you for it. You weren't planning to spend your last day in Paris fistfighting their heroine. "Fuck... I was waiting for this to happen." you say as you prepare yourself for her onslaught. "Hmm? I'm not quite sure what you mean, but I need to talk to you." she repeats looking a bit confused. "Ladybug... I'm sorry, ok? After tomorrow morning, you'll never see me again. You can have Chat Noir then. I couldn't help myself and I didn't mean to hurt you." you poorly explain in an attempt to avoid confrontation with the powerful young heroine. "Please... there's something important I have to tell you!" she says adamantly. "Look, maybe it's better for both of us if I just walk away." you say as you start to walk past the alley. "You should listen to her. She's right that it's important." Viperion says walking out of the alley behind Ladybug and holding her hand. "So it's two on one, is it? Is this how the Parisians roll? I'm already at a disadvantage in a fair fight, Viperion." you say finding this to be quite unfair but that you probably deserve it.

"Fair fight? What are you talking about? Will you please come speak with us? I promise it won't take long." Ladybug asks you. "Fuck it. I suppose I have nothing to lose." you say as you follow them into the alley preparing for their inevitable attack. "I know about you and Chat Noir." Ladybug says. "Yeah... I figured you would find out sooner or later." you say wondering why it's taking her so long to attack you. "I've been doing a lot of thinking and soul-searching. I thought about what you said about how I don't take him seriously, and that I take him for granted. I love Chat Noir, but even after I had sex with him that one time I still feel like he's more of a friend than a lover." Ladybug explains. "What are you saying to me, Ladybug?" you ask her curiously. "I'm saying I'm in love with Viperion. We had a lot of time to talk when he saved my life the other day. It turns out that we have a lot in common." Ladybug says. "But what about Chat Noir? You'll crush him if you leave him, he thinks the world of you." you say to her. "I have a feeling he'll get over it if he has someone who truly loves him by his side." she smiles at you while Viperion wraps his arms around her waist and rests his chin on her shoulder. "A-Are you trying to tell me..." you begin to say as she interrupts you. "Run to him. Be with him. Love him and never stop." she says as Viperion sighs and kisses her cheek in absolute happiness. "Ladybug, if this is some sort of joke it's a very cruel one." you say to her skeptically. "Does this look like a joke to you?" Viperion asks as he bends Ladybug backwards and passionately kisses her. It reminds you of that old photograph of the sailors kissing women on VJ day when WWII ended. "I-I... I swear it's not a joke." Ladybug says breathlessly as Viperion pulls her back to her feet. "But... I'll be gone soon." you explain. "Then go to him. Love him as hard and as long as you can. Treat today like it was your last day on Earth." Viperion says holding Ladybug tightly in his arms. "I uh... I should probably get going then." you say backing out of the alley. "Good idea. Tell him the truth. Tell him how you really feel about him." Ladybug smiles as she nuzzles Viperion's neck. "Thank you... both of you." you say happily as you run down the street back to Le Grand Paris. "That was very sweet of you, ma amour." Viperion says to Ladybug as he holds her tightly. "I know they love each other. I couldn't stand seeing them apart anymore." Ladybug admits as she watches you run down the block and out of sight.