Wing Shift

author: FireCracker (Italic copy bordered by_underscore_) Archive? You'd better.
Warnings: None really, at least not here. My Transformers are overall less blocky than the ones in G1, shaped more humanoid but still with plates. Makes for easier sex scenes to imagine. They can also reproduce via the spark principle, among compatible individuals. More on that later. And yeah, they have sex.

Skyfire has a major falling out with Optimus Prime. He leaves the autobots and learns his true heritage as decepticon. Starscream awaits, as do many others. (Blitzwing, Astrotrain, minicon Breaker, Thundercracker, Starscream, Skywarp, Octane) H/C,Yaoi

SPECIAL NOTE: Cybertronian terms for Parenthood: Pada (parent, non-birthing) Sana (birthing parent).

Good things in Small Packages

Rumble helped his brother to bed. Frenzy had stumbled and fallen during cleanup duty on level 2.

"You gotta be careful, bro. You're carrying a little package there."

"Very funny." Frenzy eased onto the mattress. "This is pathetic, Rumble. I can't even fit into Soundwave anymore! He made some lousy joke about me being all warped out of shape."

Rumble adjusted metallic bedsheets over his sibling. "Don't worry about it, he's just messin' with ya. Besides, everyone ain't built all boxy like he is. You heard from Dead End?"

"All the time. I had to turn off my remote, he was driving me crazy. Look at the table over there. Full of candy and treats!"

Rumble laughed. "He just wants to make sure you're okay. How do you feel?"

Frenzy rubbed his spark chamber. "Hurts...burns. I feel funny, Rumble."

The pale blue cassette patted his brother in comfort. "Easy, don't stress your circuits. I think-"

Frenzy let loose a high pitched shriek and gripped himself.

"Frenzy!!"

"D-do something, Rumble." Frenzy was panicked. "Pain!!"

Rumble stared in shock. His sibling was leaking everywhere over the bedsheets.

"I'll call Soundwave!" Rumble spoke into his arm remote. "Soundwave! Get here now!! I think Frenzy's having the sparkling!"

A sonorous voice answered quickly. [On my way. Make him comfortable, Rumble!]

"I will!" Rumble helplessly tried massage. Frenzy balled up in pain and rolled around. His internal chest wheels spun noisily, making insane racket.

Rumble winced at the noise and held his brother down. Astroseconds later DeadEnd crashed through the door, full of anxiety.

"I...I knew it. Felt it! He's having the sparkling right now!" the nervous stunticon blubbered.

"What's it look like?!" Rumble shouted over the howling Frenzy.

"What do you want me to do?"

"Stand aside." a new voice commanded. Soundwave entered quickly through the broken doors. "We have to keep Frenzy calm as possible."

"His spark chamber is opening!" Dead End bellowed, pressing near the bed. "I think we should-"

"Be quiet, I said!" Soundwave ordered. He propped Frenzy up. Blue core energy engulfed the room as Frenzy fell still.

Soundwave moved over him. "Here we go..."

()

The triplechangers were playing cards as Blitzwing retold the story of Megatron to Octane.

The tanker laughed out loud. "Why, Blitz...I didn't know Megatron was your type! When's the bonding ceremony?"

Blitzwing smiled at the clearly annoyed Astrotrain. "Nothing formal as of yet. I really haven't decided. After all, things get stale after a few eons. Maybe it's time to spice things up."

Astrotrain wasn't amused. "I'll remember that later on tonight. Maybe it's time you slept alone."

Octane pretended to shiver. "Ooo, that's cold. You're always so touchy, Astro."

"Blitzwing told this story five times already. I'm tired of hearing it."

"Tch." Blitzwing stroked Astrotrain's headstripe. "You're so ridiculous, Astro. Now stop with the jealousy!"

"I'm not jealous of Megatron, for pit's sake. The ditz can't even count to three!"

Octane sipped his drink. "Speaking of which, did anyone catch him yet?"

Astrotrain shrugged. "Not that I'm aware of. Word has it that Soundwave is chasing shadows."

"He'll be found eventually." Blitzwing dropped something in his drink and stirred it.

"What's that?" Octane peered over.

"Sulphur mixed with crushed tar."

Octane frowned. "What, no hydrochloric acid?"

"It's too early in the cycle for all that. Do you want any?"

Octane held his glass out. "Sure, hit me. What about you, Astro?"

Astrotrain was indifferent. "I really had more of a taste for ammonia."

Blitzwing sprinkled his drink next. "Well, try this instead. I think you'll like the combination."

The triples downed their drinks immediately.

"Hmm." Astrotrain was impressed. "That was pretty good. It has bite, but doesn't get you wasted."

"Yeah." Octane hiccuped. "Clears out your boron compressors, though. I still would have added the acid."

"Nitric acid is smoother than the hydrochloric stuff, Octane." Astrotrain disagreed.

"It's all a matter of taste, Astro. Besides-"

"Wait." Blitzwing held up a hand suddenly. "I sense an occurance."

The triples stared off into space. Optics brightened briefly then dimmed.

"Well, well." Blitzwing cocked his head. "It seems as though Frenzy starts the parade."

"The others will soon follow." Astrotrain stated, shuffling his cards. He smirked at Octane. "Including your dear insecticon."

"I know that." Octane replied. "We probably won't make it back before he gives birth, anyway. I'm almost resigned to it."

Blitzwing chuckled. "Still fretting that the others won't accept your new sparkling?"

"They will! Given enough time, anything can change."

"I know it's a sore topic, Octane. They still resent Shrapnel and your feelings for him."

"I told them the truth, Blitzwing. If they haven't gotten over it by now they never will. A new sibling will sweeten their mood."

"You'd better hope so." Astrotrain replied. He stared at the doors and smiled. "A much more pleasant diversion comes this way."

"Hmm."

The door intercomm buzzed. [Hello, this is Skyfire. Anyone home?]

Blitzwing smirked and hit the response button. "Only everyone. Do come in." the doors swooshed open.

The tall jet gave a vague smile before coming in. "I guess this is a surprise."

"Somewhat. We knew you'd come here eventually." Blitzwing glanced up from his place at the table. "I see you're not alone."

Breaker beeped from his high perch on Skyfire's shoulder. "Is so. Breaker now tallest decepticon in joint!"

Octane cracked up. "Only until you get down. Is there news?"

Skyfire joined them at the table. "I just needed some advice. I see you've got a card game going."

Astrotrain shrugged. "A small game, no real stakes. The base is slow right now for obvious reasons."

"I noticed. Work is even suspended at the lab."

Breaker hopped onto the table and sat down. "Give drink."

Blitzwing poured him one. "How about you, Skyfire?"

Skyfire watched Breaker's drink with suspicion. "I think I'll wait."

Astrotrain couldn't help but smile. "You still don't trust us."

"I do. And stop grinning at me."

"You'll excuse me for thinking my thoughts."

Breaker gulped his drink. The minicon burped loudly before smoke poured from his head.

"Good stuff eh, Breaker?" Octane nodded. "Blitz added a different spike this time."

Breaker nodded. "Strong. Not like sticks, still good. Breaker like."

Skyfire watched his minicon smoulder. "What in Cybertron did you spike that with?"

"Sulphur and Tar." Blitzwing explained. "Octane wanted to add acid, but it's too early. We might have an assignment during the cycle."

Skyfire's expression was indescribable. "Are you completely insane?"

"It's very good, you might be surprised. It gives a pleasant buzz without the headache and-"

"Have the three of you considered donating your brains to science?"

"Why do you say that?" Octane was curious.

Blue optics flashed. "You've either got genetic problems or damaged programs. Maybe both."

Octane laughed and elbowed a still smiling Astrotrain. "Pit take it, he even insults us with style!"

Breaker swung his mug happily. "Big Sky silly."

Skyfire pointed at his friend. "You're sitting there on fire and I'm silly?"

"Delightful." Astrotrain snickered. "Lovers always call us the worst names!"

"I'm not your-"

"Hmm. Nerves, darling. You'll be a pada sooner than you think."

Skyfire clapped a hand over his optics. "I should have known this was a bad idea."

"There's a bed in the back." Octane gestured innocently. "It's quite comfortable. You could lie down and think about things."

"Idea good." Breaker brightened at the thought. "Help relax."

Skyfire was sarcastic. "No, thank you. I prefer thinking out here."

"Still relax!" Breaker insisted.

"Yes, all of us 'relaxing' together. How thoughtful!"

"You misjudge us, Skyfire." Blitzwing strained to keep from laughing.

"Not really. We've gotten totally off topic here!"

"What is the topic, anyway? You never said."

Skyfire counted to ten. "I came for advice about sparklings."

Blitzwing folded his arms in amusement. "Maybe we should have classes. Everyone seems to run here for the same information."

"I don't need a manual, just the basics." Skyfire looked to Astrotrain. "You hinted Starscream will give birth soon. How can I prepare?"

Astrotrain switched to casual mode. "Stay close. And be ready to clean up a mess."

Blue optics flared in curiosity. "Oh? I'll have to get cloths, then."

"Make him comfortable and keep surfaces sterile where you can."

Skyfire rubbed his helmet in thought. "I guess I could use the zinc patches inside the crib."

"Dry the eggs off and set them under the blankets. The heat should range from 290 to 500 quelsiors."

Skyfire nodded. "Thanks for the info. Starscream's been a handful lately, and I really need to unwind."

"I'm not surprised to hear that." Blitzwing commented before smiling again. "You didn't have to stay away so long, either."

The big jet sighed. "Maybe not. Sometimes it's hard to drop out of analysis mode. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited about the sparklings. But between keeping Starscream happy and doing lab work...there's no down time. And I'm not even including the Megatron situation."

Octane observed him, optics sparkling. "Skyfire, what are your real plans? Long range, I mean."

"I'm not sure I follow you."

"We know you're here because of Starscream-"

"At first I was. But as time passed I knew it was a private decision as well."

Octane glanced at the others quickly. "I see. And if you were offered a home, a place of sanctuary once power shifts?"

Skyfire reflected. "It depends. Sometimes I still can't believe so many events in my life have changed."

"Are you still feeling displaced?" Astrotrain wanted to know.

Skyfire smiled a bit. "Not as much. I'm still adjusting to the finer points of being a decepticon."

"No such thing." Blitzwing replied. "Trust your instincts and stop focusing so much on function."

Blue optics glanced up over the table. "You think I'm aft tight?"

"Not exactly. Only that you're too intelligent for your own good."

The white jet bellowed with laughter. "Thanks. I've never been told that before!"

Astrotrain leaned on an elbow, curving a grin. "Well, it's no secret we like you."

As if on cue, Breaker pointed to his mug. "Have drink. Must relax, be self! Breaker tell before."

Skyfire poked his friend playfully. "I know. I've been hardheaded about things."

Breaker indicated everyone. "Can tell anything. Trust, keep secrets! No pretense, know spark."

Cool optics glanced at each triplechanger. "For some reason I believe that now. Before-"

"Before, you thought we were perverts and freaks." Astrotrain supplied.

Skyfire cocked an optic. "You are perverts and freaks."

Astrotrain was cheerful. "I love the way you channel your inner decepticon. What Octane offered applies to us all."

"What?"

"A home for you, Skyfire. When this foolishness is done, stay with us on Kaos 3."

Skyfire shook his head. "I couldn't make a decision like that without Starscream. And I hardly consider war foolishness."

Octane chuckled. "War is buisness, Skyfire. Once Megatron is overthrown, many others will need haven. Kaos 3 is self contained and perfect for a new empire."

Skyfire blinked. "A colony of free decepticons? I thought it was a personal offer."

It was Octane's turn to laugh. "A soft and safe place for your family. Others we favor will receive the same consideration."

Blue optics narrowed. "A party invitation? I consider you all friends, but-"

"You still aren't listening." Blitzwing was annoyed. "We offered everything before. We offer everything now. Don't pretend to be dense."

Skyfire sat in silence, thinking. "My bad. You're being sincere, and I'm acting like a wise aft."

"True." Blitzwing was smug. "However, your fine qualities outweigh the minor annoyances."

Breaker sipped his drink. "Good deal, happy times. Kaos 3 like Big Sky!"

"What's he mean by that?" Skyfire wanted to know.

"You'll be well received." Astrotrain reassured. "I guarantee it. Many surprises await there."

Blitzwing poured a drink and pushed it in front of Skyfire. "Go on. You won't have many quiet moments after the sparklings are born anyway."

Skyfire glanced at his drink and downed it. "You're right, I've never been so nervous. I keep thinking something will go wrong."

"It won't. Starscream is healthy, and so are the twins." Blitzwing paused in surprise. "You never called us friends before now."

Skyfire stared at his glass. "Maybe it's time I quit playing games. I know you're interested in me. And truthfully, I liked you from the beginning." small grin. "How's that for honesty?"

Octane lifted a toast. "A true decepticon at last."

()

The nearly unconscious Frenzy looked up in exhaustion. "Did...it happen yet?"

"Easy, bro." Rumble dabbed cloths on overheated plating. "You gave us quite a scare there!"

"DeadEnd here?"

"Right here!" the happy stunticon puffed. He gripped Frenzy's hand. "You look better."

"The sparkling? Is it?"

DeadEnd burbled in laughter. "It's fine, fine. Well the egg is, anyway. Nice and shiny, good and hot!"

Soundwave entered the bedroom suddenly. "The egg is solid and heavy, Frenzy. Congratulations."

The cassette managed a grin. "Who would believe it, huh?"

"Especially me." Rumble stuck his chest out. "Shoot, I'm an uncle! I gotta get a gift or something."

"How about a party?" DeadEnd suggested. "Who knows, I may even smile!"

"Crazy aft." Frenzy squeezed a yellow arm. "C'mere and get a kiss, boo."

"Hee hee!" DeadEnd edged alongside his bondmate and cuddled.

Soundwave tapped Rumble on the shoulder. "Let's give them some privacy. I have an announcement to make later on."

()

For the first time Skyfire felt truly at ease among the triples. The reason didn't matter. He welcomed the change and went with the mood.

A second drink allowed him to unwind. And he talked. About the past, about the future. Expressed awe and amazement at being a pada. Wondering if true freedom was possible for all decepticons. He revealed his thoughts without restraint or hesitation.

A strange haziness wrapped his mind as he rambled on, not minding the amused looks. His spark was warm, his body relaxed. Sweet muzziness had him anticipating the sparklings.

Eventually he stopped talking. To his surprise, the triplechangers were staring and smiling.

Blue optics blinked. "What is it? I say something wrong?"

Blitzwing grinned. "No. Why are you holding Astrotrain's hand?"

"What?!" Skyfire stared at his left hand on the table. White fingers tangled with silver ones.

Astrotrain was oddly tranquil. "I'm not offended."

Skyfire hastily pulled his hand away. "I was...distracted."

Octane laughed huskily. "You must have been."

"What?"

Breaker giggled. "Kiss Octane, then hold Astrotrain hand. We listen while talk."

Skyfire held his head. "I must be drunk! I don't remember any of that."

"Maybe the spike was too strong." Blitzwing suggested.

Skyfire didn't believe him. "I don't buy that, and neither do you."

"No, but I was anticipating another round of your denials."

Massive shoulders shrugged. "Pointless. Like I said, I'm done with games. Why didn't someone stop me?"

"We love hearing the sound of your voice." Octane smirked. "Besides, you finally cut through the scrap and spoke your mind."

"Are you serious?"

Octane cocked his head a bit. "For the first time, you weren't defensive or cautious. Initially I wondered why Astrotrain and Blitzwing found you so appealing. Sure, I knew anyone would jump your mainframe. But there had to be more to it. As I got to know you better, I caught glimpses. Now that I've seen your mind, I'm fully convinced."

Skyfire was alarmed. What in Cybertron did I say?!"

Breaker snickered. "Tell secret thoughts. Not worry! Already suspect."

The deep voice went up in volume. "What secret thoughts? It was just a conversation-"

Octane tapped at his lips with a smile. "Careful. I might get ideas if you keep kissing me."

Skyfire blubbered. "Octane! You know it wasn't...I was drunk!"

"This from the bot who took on these two?" Octane gestured at the other triplechangers.

"I was drunk then, too!" energon flushed a handsome faceplate.

"You're clearly stressed about the sparklings." Blitzwing couldn't hide his amusement. "Don't worry about Starscream. The fun begins once the eggs hatch."

Skyfire felt his plates heat. "Look, I appreciate the drink and your company. But I really should be going. Starscream could deliver at any time."

"Still a little ways to go." Blitzwing sipped his own drink, visiors flashing. "In the meantime, feel free to rest here."

Skyfire huffed. "Again with this."

"He's right, you know." Astrotrain replied, making a gesture towards the back. "Meditate and clear your mind. Stretch out, and let tension ease away. You'll find the mattress quite soft and comfy."

"Is so." Breaker beeped. "Friendly offer, good thing. Restore strength for Starscream."

"I don't need rest that badly." Skyfire cracked.

Astrotrain gave a vague grin. "A brief nap might prove most refreshing."

Skyfire couldn't believe his audios. "You'll say anything to get me in bed!"

"Pretty much."

Before Skyfire could respond to that, the living room speakers crackled.

"DECEPTICONS, THIS IS SOUNDWAVE. AS OF 0780 BREEMS, THIS BASE IS OFFICIALLY ON CODE FOUR REDUCED STATUS. I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE SEVERAL NEW ARRIVALS AMONG OUR RANKS. FRENZY HAS RECORDED THE FIRST OFFICIAL BIRTH OF THE NEW ORDER. ONSLAUGHT, BRAWL, MIXMASTER AND WILDRIDER ARE ALSO REPORTING A HEALTHY HATCH. ALL NEW PARENTS ARE REQUIRED TO SUBMIT DATA FORMS WITH ACCURATE BIRTH DATE AND WEIGHT DESIGNATIONS. SECONDARY FORMS MUST BE SUBMITTED ONCE THE EGGS BREAK. SPARKLINGS WILL BE RECORDED BY PARENTAGE, SEX, DNA CONFIGURATION, AND NAME."

"Sparklings pop everywhere!" Breaker commented.

"DELIVER ALL VITAL STATISTICS TO OUR RECORDS LIBRARY. VORTEX WILL RECEIVE AND PROCESS ALL DOCUMENTATION. THOSE ON FULL DUTY STATUS WILL BE ASSIGNED ROTATIONAL SHIFTS. IN ADDITION, THE SEARCH FOR MEGATRON CONTINUES. HE IS CURRENTLY AT LARGE ON BASE. IF SIGHTED, CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY. THAT IS ALL. SOUNDWAVE OUT."

Skyfire let out a sound of relief. "For an astrosecond I thought he'd name Starscream."

"Such a nervous Razer." Blitzwing chuckled. "You panic too easily, Skyfire. Besides, you would feel the birth through your bond. I already told you Starscream isn't ready yet."

"That's right, you did." Skyfire finished his third drink quickly. "I really have to go. Starscream is probably awake by now, and I need to be by his side."

"True." Octane agreed. "Although something Soundwave said has me curious."

"What's that?"

"Where'd he get this 'New Order' stuff? You'd think all these sparklings were planned."

"Was hard work! Delivered notes and candy." Breaker reminded everyone. "Hot booty follow."

"Still taking all the credit, Breaker?" Blitzwing asked the diminuitive decepticon. "Maybe you should work on Soundwave's public relations staff."

"It's an odd designation." Astrotrain agreed. "But propaganda is Soundwave's specialty."

Skyfire stood to leave. "Propaganda or not, I've got a certain seeker to check on. Thanks again for the company."

"Of course." Astrotrain replied pleasantly. "Next time bring Starscream."

()

Skywarp rested in comfort while watching a movie. His nervous bondmate paced the bedroom and fretted.

"Well, 'Warp?"

Skywarp glanced up from his movie. "Well what?"

Thundercracker indicated the intercomm. "You heard Soundwave. Decepticons are popping sparklings everywhere. Isn't it time you got started?"

Skywarp laughed. "What's that got to do with me? I told you I'm not ready yet!"

"When will you be?"

"How should I know? When it happens, it happens. I'm not on a timer switch!"

Thundercracker waved his arms about wildly. "But can't you tell? I want to see our daughter! And another thing, Blitzwing never said when the egg would hatch-"

Skywarp stared at his bondmate. "Have you gone crazy?"

"I just can't stand all this waiting!" the blue seeker paced again.

Skywarp watched him. "You're wearing a hole in the floor. Come over here and sit next to me!"

With a sigh, Thundercracker plopped next to his bondmate. "I'm sorry, I should be supporting you."

"Stop apologizing already."

Thundercracker patted Skywarp all over. "Now stay calm. Don't get nervous!"

Skywarp huffed. "You're the wreck, not me. Maybe Hook can give you a tranquilizer for your brain nodes!"

"I'm just thinking you could go at any time, Skywarp."

"Do us both a favor and stop thinking! You're driving me nuts."

Thundercracker was crestfallen. "Well..."

"If you want to make yourself useful, fix me something to eat. I'm starved."

"What would you like?"

"Silicone chips with copper dip. And a nice wire casserole on the side."

Thundercracker kissed him. "You got it." he scurried into the kitchen happily.

Skywarp snuggled into the blankets and turned his movie back on. "Good thing I didn't tell him about the surges."

()

The triplechangers continued their card game after Skyfire left. Breaker picked up the conversation after a bit.

"Did convince well."

"Do you think?" Octane shrugged over his hand. "I had to be subtle. Razers are notoriously difficult to snare."

Astrotrain couldn't stop grinning. "Age and treachery eventually wins, Octane. I was surprised he came by to visit."

"So was I." Blitzwing picked up a card from the pile. "We hadn't had much contact recently, with all the crazy developments happening on base. As I said before, I never doubted his eventual return."

"Starscream was the same way." Octane noted.

"Yes, why are young ones so sensitive about not being in control?" Blitzwing pondered. "The best things in life are chaotic!"

Astrotrain cackled. "Who ever enjoyed themselves under control? Take for example our children! A mess of a hatch, totally random and spur of the moment."

"It's why they turned out so well." Octane snerked. "Accidents by design!"

"I disagree, Octane. We did plan a family."

"Yeah, I remember that plan." Octane counted on his fingers. "After the second, third, fourth, fitfth, sixth..."

"Sparklings come first!" Astrotrain cracked up at his bad joke.

"Is funny." Breaker lit a stick and smoked. "Big Sky consider offer strong. Confident Starscream agree."

Octane stirred his drink. "You know, I never suspected Skyfire would respond so readily to a gentle nudge. Either he was in the mood, or he's totally comfortable with us."

"I think it's about fifty fifty." Blitzwing noted. "That mental suggestion you gave him was sneaky, I must admit."

"Well, I wanted to see if he was a good kisser."

Astrotrain started up. "We already told you he was."

Octane shrugged, shuffling his cards. "Good looks doesn't mean good in bed, Astro. You've gone through enough transformers to know that!"

"Let's put it this way, Octane. If you had a hot frame versus a homely frame, which one would you bang?"

"Crazy question. The hot one."

"And which one would you rather teach?"

"Heh." Octane thought of possibilites. "I'd break in the good one."

Breaker poured himself another drink. "Easy answer! Breaker vouch for Sky."

Blitzwing poked him. "I don't doubt that. Of course, Octane hasn't had the pleasure so far."

"We got interrupted by circumstance, remember?" Octane recalled. "I'm reasonably patient, though. And once we're on Kaos 3... many things will be different."

"We vote, then." Blitzwing lifted his glass. "Skyfire and Starscream would command our forces. Do we follow them, and serve without question?"

"Definitely." Octane clinked his glass.

"Absolutely." Astrotrain clinked his glass.

"Agree." Breaker likewise touched his glass.

Blitzwing was pleased. "Excellent. I don't doubt they'll honor us in the new regime."

"One sweet gift deserves another." Astrotrain said mysteriously.

"The prize is already won, Astro." Octane cackled. "Gently taken to be held hard!"

"Is perfect." Breaker beeped happily. "Tickle sticky. Packs of sex!"

"And now that we have what we want, the next concern is Megatron." Blitzwing steepled his fingers. "I suggest liquidation at the earliest convienience."

Octane nodded. "I'm all for it, but it has to be done carefully."

"Why be subtle?"

"There's still the factor of Shockwave and his troops. We ice Megatron too soon and it's liable to bring all of Cybertron down on our heads."

"Then we use our counter force." Astrotrain gave a savage smile. "Kaos 3 is on standby. No doubt they're in survelliance mode as we speak."

"We'll contact them as things develop with the coup." Blitzwing leaned back into his chair. "Is everyone back home anxious for combat?"

"Only when they aren't sucking on my spark." Astrotrain griped. "We still have to deal with that situation, Blitzwing. Nothing has changed."

"Some other time, Astro. Right now I feel too mellow to worry about it."

Octane put his feet on the table. "Same here, Blitz. Success is in our grasp! The pieces are in place and none can leave the field."

Astrotrain rubbed his hands together in anticipation. "First, we retake Cybertron. Then, the galaxy."

Breaker stood and struck his classic pose, pointing skyward. "Decepticons do it better, baby! Best booty and kick aft!"

The others roared with laughter.

()

Skyfire padded quietly into the lab. The lights were dimmed everywhere. Adjusting his vision to the gloom, he halted in his tracks suddenly.

A trail of broken glass led to the bedroom.

Panic flooded his circuits at the implication. He literally crashed through the doors.

"Starscream?!"

"Here, Skyfire." the seeker sat with his back turned. In confusion, the valkyrie jet stepped over huge shards of glass scattered everywhere. A wall length mirror was shattered.

"What happened here?" he asked carefully.

Starscream didn't answer immediately. "Small accident."

Skyfire sat next to him on the bed. "The truth, Starscream."

The seeker was indifferent. "I didn't like what I saw. And even less what I felt."

Blue optics surveyed the room. "I'll clean this up shortly. Why did you smash the mirror?"

"Look at me." Starscream hissed in anger. "Have you ever seen anyone so gross and distorted?"

"Starscream, you're-"

"And don't tell me I'm beautiful!" the seeker screeched. "I'm tired of hearing that."

"Fine. You want me to lie? I'll lie."

"I don't want you to do anything. I'm sick of all this." Starscream lumbered to his feet and paced slowly.

Skyfire watched him closely. "What's wrong with you?"

Crimson optics flared. "Wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. My systems are screwed, my balance is off. I get constant short circuits in my joints. I'm either freezing or boiling hot. It's just one big party!!"

Skyfire stood and held him. "You've made it this far. Move forward a bit, Starscream. The sparklings will arrive soon!"

"Not soon enough. I heard the announcements. Everyone's already started except me."

"No they haven't. Stop exaggerating."

"Easy for you to say, Skyfire. You've done your part! Now leave me alone."

Skyfire felt his circuits boil. "Be careful what you ask for, Starscream. You think it's been easy, listening to you bitch and whine every cycle?"

Starscream gaped in shock. "How dare you-"

"Tending to your every need and forgetting about my own? No, you're right. I've got it easy."

Starscream fell silent, his optics strangely wet. "At least I know the truth now. About everything."

Skyfire turned away in anger. "This drama got old before."

"Screw the drama, Skyfire." Starscream rasped. "I reached out to you earlier, but got no answer."

Skyfire turned back around. "What are you talking about?"

"Our bond. Didn't you sense me? Or were you too preoccupied with the triplechangers to notice?"

"It wasn't like that at all. I needed some down time myself, Starscream."

"I see."

"I was stressed and tense. I told you before I considered them friends. They gave good advice about sparkling care."

Starscream abruptly laughed, startling his bondmate. "Maybe I should let you find out the hard way. I wish I could say I'm surprised."

Blue optics narrowed. "You're making fun of me now?"

"You make fun of yourself. Remember what happened at the cave?"

"That incident has nothing to do with us!"

"You wish." Starscream was sarcastic. "I have history with them. You have history with them. Do the math!"

"Get to the point."

"I've known them far longer than you, and can see their tactics a mile away."

"For the record, I told them I refuse to play games anymore. That includes pointless denials of attraction."

Starscream's optics nearly popped. "You what?!"

Skyfire was defiant, cold. "You heard me. I kissed Octane and held Astrotrain's hand."

Starscream clenched his fists and stared down. "Damn. You're becoming too good a decepticon, Skyfire. I didn't expect this turn."

"You should be proud, all things considered. Didn't you tell me attention was flattering?"

A screech. "Yes, but only on my terms! This is unexpected."

"The spark often follows an erratic course. Look at our own history."

Starscream was silent momentarily. "An interesting round, Skyfire. And now that you've basically offered us as payment?"

It was Skyfire's turn to be confused. "I don't follow the track."

Starscream was smug. "You tell me about attractions and friendship. The triplechangers never do anything free of charge!"

"So? I thought that was standard decepticon practice."

Starscream clutched his helmet in frustration. "Fine. Tell me this much. Did they offer you anything besides advice?"

"As a matter of fact, they did."

"I knew it!!"

Skyfire sighed. "Starscream, come here." He gripped a sleek hand. "Let's stop shouting at each other."

"I..." Starscream looked up. "You're right, this is stupid."

Skyfire kissed a perfect nose. "We're both tired and stressed."

Starscream sat on the bed suddenly. "You said they made an offer."

Skyfire angled down next to him. "Yes, and it might surprise you. Octane asked if we'd like to live on Kaos 3 once Megatron is dealt with."

Starscream registered surprise. "Kaos 3? The military installation operated by renegade decepticons?"

"Apparently over time the asteroid has been terraformed. I get the impression it's a complete facility."

The seeker was thinking. "A true base of operations, near the galactic hub."

"I informed them I couldn't make a decision like that without consulting you."

"That's something, at least." Starscream was still snippish. "And there's the BlackBolt factor to consider. He'd be a valuable addition to our cause."

"Assuming his long range plans match ours."

"Thundercracker will influence that. I have no doubt!" Starscream winced and grabbed himself.

Skyfire edged closer. "You should rest."

"Don't patronize me!" the seeker shrieked. "I can't do anything but rest."

"Screaming at me won't change anything." Skyfire was annoyed.

Starscream glared at him. "So what. I'm still pissed!"

"Then stay pissed." Skyfire snapped back. "You expect decepticons to follow a child?"

Starscream was shocked momentarily. "At least I have sense enough not to walk into traps."

"What traps? Say what you mean."

The seeker laughed bitterly. "They say what goes around comes around. So you went to the triplechangers for advice. What eventually happened?"

"I told you what I did already, Starscream. Get to the point."

"They fully expect us to accept their offer. And do you know why?"

"An exchange for their services. It's fairly obvious."

Crimson optics narrowed. "It would be for anyone thinking in a straight line. For triplechangers, the obvious goal isn't always the real one."

Skyfire was instantly suspicious. "Wait. I thought that attempted bond buisness was resolved. They made no further moves!"

"Why should they have to? Thanks to Astrotrain's tinkering, they can wait us out forever. And like an idiot, you waltzed in there and offered us up on a platter!"

Skyfire sat stunned. "How could I possibly know all that, Starscream?"

"You couldn't, because you don't know them like I do. And even I don't understand their bizarre mentality."

"Ironic." Skyfire was thinking aloud. "I pretty much said the same thing."

"Oh? When was this?"

"When I visited. I pretty much stated I thought they had bad dna or damaged programs."

Starscream sighed. "They probably got a kick out of that."

Skyfire turned to him sharply. "Exactly. You'd think I paid them a compliment or something!"

The seeker shook his head. "The only thing I know for certain is that they make no sense. You understand my meaning?"

Skyfire squeezed a sleek hand and nodded. "They remind me of corrupted files that form their own virus."

Fiery optics stared into icy ones. "An interesting observation, Skyfire. It's an angle I hadn't considered."

"Do you think we should stay on Kaos 3?"

"Temporarily, depending on what happens here. We'll definitely need another base of operations offplanet. And Cybertron is still controlled by Shockwave."

"We need to get established before retaking Cybertron."

Starscream considered. "Agreed. By that time we'll have a better idea of our own troop size. The decepticons on Kaos 3 may know others willing to join us." he abruptly stopped talking, head down.

"Star? What are you feeling?"

"I shouldn't have ripped into you like that. You've been nothing but considerate, Sky. And I...acted like an aft."

Skyfire grinned and cuddled. "But such a cute and sexy one."

Starscream held himself again, his expression odd. "Everything burns...I feel strange."

Skyfire stared down in alarm. "Star...you're leaking!"

"I am?!" the amazed seeker looked at himself. Fluids were running from every body seam and soaking into the mattress.

Starscream vibrated, his optics wild. "Sky....I'm...I think this is it..."

"Lie down!!" Skyfire shouted in panic. "I'll get help." he lifted Starscream's legs and propped him up.

"Hurry!!" a deafening screech rattled the room. Skyfire was already gone.

()

Thrust blinked, his optics strained and out of focus. A smiling Dirge dabbed cloths on his head.

"What happened?"

The deep voice rumbled in amusement. "Forgotten already, Thrust?"

The disoriented searcher looked about. "I remember now. There was pain, and-"

"Hold still." Dirge left the room momentarily. He pushed a crib next to the bed. "I believe you had something to do with this!" he indicated the contents inside.

Thrust grinned audio to audio. Inside the crib lay a gleaming, perfectly formed egg.

"It's beautiful." Thrust marvelled at his handiwork. He tucked the blanket in place.

Dirge stroked his arm. "So are you. Get some rest while I submit the birth record."

Golden optics flared brightly. "I can't believe we're parents, Dirge. This is amazing!"

Dirge nodded and smiled at the egg. "I can't wait to see the hatch! It should be spectacular."

Thrust sighed in satisfaction. "Go on, I'll watch our little one. Soundwave will blow a gasket if we don't get the report filed soon."

Dirge pecked his nose affectionately and covered him with an insulated quilt. "I'll bring you some treats from the cafeteria."

Thrust relaxed under the covers and gazed at the crib. "My treat's already here."

()

The triplechangers were watching porn and telling bad jokes when Skyfire abruptly crashed through their doors. He stepped inside the entranceway surrounded by rubble.

The triples went silent, staring at him oddly. Blitzwing spoke first. "Couldn't you simply ask for access?"

Skyfire was nearly shouting. "There's no time for that. Starscream's about to deliver!"

"Yes, we know. Anything else?"

Cold optics flashed wildly. "What's that supposed to mean, 'anything else?' I need your help!"

"What do we look like, nursemaids? Besides, you came here earlier for advice."

"So what, Biltzwing?! Stop talking scrap!"

Astrotrain sighed and stood up. "Come on, let's help before he brings the place down."

Blitzwing huffed as he followed Skyfire out. "We just got the doors fixed. Thanks for nothing!"

"You're welcome!" Skyfire shot back, not turning around. He was already moving down the hall.

Octane brought up the rear with Breaker perched up top. "Big Sky gone crazy."

()

They arrived quickly inside the lab and heard screaming. In a flash, the group raced to the bedroom. Starscream screeched and howled, his spark chamber partially open. The room suffused in bright blue light as the seeker rolled around on the bed.

"Starscream!" Skyfire shouted, reaching for him. Octane grabbed him from behind.

"Stop. He can't hear you right now."

"Let go of me, Octane-"

Blitzwing and Astrotrain approached the bed, ignoring the noise. Starscream cursed and thrashed in a puddle of fluid.

"He's starting, all right." Blitzwing stared down. "We'll have to wipe him off first. Hand me some of those towels."

As Astrotrain reached for the towels, a titanic crash behind made them pause. Octane stood with hands on hips over Skyfire. The big jet had passed out cold on the floor.

"Just great." Octane griped. "Another one that can't take it."

Even Breaker stared down. "Is weird. Knockout!"

"Leave him there, he's useless anyway." Astrotrain waved it off. "I knew this would probably happen."

"Screw all of you!!" Starscream shouted in agony. "Get him out of here. I don't need anybody!" the seeker rolled up in pain.

Blitzwing pushed Starscream backwards and held him down. "Quiet. Astrotrain, ease his spark chamber. You know the drill."

"I've seen this movie enough times." Astrotrain moved forward, hands held high.

to be continued