The Mordhaus Metal Maid

[A/N: To cover any Confusion thus far...I am #6982, Maddy is #1212 and Grim is #444.]

One evening,deep within Mordhaus, I was sitting in my room on my bed. Just idly watching the huge hanging plasma T.V. in the corner after having done my duties for Nathan this afternoon. I could now hear outside my room, loud death metal music blaring with Nathan's gravely voice singing along. I smiled softly to myself, loving my lord's secret compulsion to practice his vocals almost every night. I was soon startled out of my zoning out over Nathan's vocals by my Dethphone ringing out loudly, "You're here because you're one of us. We are the strength. We are soldiers." I nearly lunged out of my bed to scramble for my phone on the nightstand, not wanting to disturb Nathan's practice."Hello?" I gasped into the phone, hearing in shock, the soft dulcet tones of Mr. Ofdensen on the other line."#6982, I need for you to report to my office immediately. Have Lord Nathan escort you, that is all." Before I could even reply back, the CFO had already hung up. Puzzled, I got up to leave my room which was connected to Nathan's room.

As I emerged into Nathan's room, he turned to look at me, slightly startled. "Uhh...hi.." He growled softly, "..Somethin wrong?" I nodded softly, "Yes, my lord, Mr. Ofdensen just called me with a request that I um...report to his office at once. Um, you are also supposed to...ehh...escort me there too...my lord." Nathan scowled, growling out irritably, "Fine...let's go then...fuckin Robot...urgh.." With that, large arm wrapped securely around my shoulders, Nathan guided me out of his room to walk down the hallways to Mr. Ofdensen's office.

When we arrived at Mr. Ofdensen's office, we were greeted with an unusual and funny sight. Standing in the room along with an exasperated looking CFO, yelling at each other furiously, were Maddy and Grim. Maddy was currently screaming at Grim, swinging out with a hammer that looked a lot like Nathan's. I face-palmed, knowing that she had nicked it from the singer again. I could now hear Nathan's irritated growling, knowing that now he too recognized his hammer as well. Maddy was quite the prankster, abandoned on the steps of Mordhaus at the age of 12, she had the amusing job of being allowed to lightly tazer Nathan whenever he decided to raid the kitchens of food under the cover of night. Charles then noticed me and walked over to me, seemingly ignoring the furious screaming match that was still going strong. Clearing his throat softly, he bluntly stated to me, "Ah, yes, #6982, it seems as though #1212 thought it would be...funny to smash up #444's furniture in his room and scatter the pieces everywhere...eventually, #444 decided to ahh...extract revenge by lacing #1212's room with high grade C4. While #444's room survived somewhat intact...I am afraid the same does not hold for #1212's room, it has been completely destroyed." I face-palmed again, though still having to hold back a chuckle.

I knew Grim, with his experience at patrolling the perimeter of the grounds of Mordhaus and at setting explosive traps, would be capable of such dethdestruction. I again stifled a laugh as I now heard Grim roar out in fury, "I thought I was going to enjoy eternal peace and fuckin quiet for once....but, nooooo, ya had to go and smash my shit up!!! I told ya I'd trap your room, you lil hellion!!!" Maddy screaming back at him, "You MOTHERFUCKER!!! At least I didn't do a goddamn shock and awe, full out fuckin...hell raid bombing on your GODDAMN room!!!" I heard Nathan chuckle gruffly, "This is just...too fuckin good...ya can't pay...to see shit like this...ya just gotta...be there, heh." I face-palmed again as Charles once again cleared his throat, "Be that as it may, since #1212 seems to be very fond of you, #6982, I am appointing you as her official adoptive Dethmother and until renovations to her room are complete, she will have to stay in your room ONLY. She is not to be unsupervised in Nathan's room, however, given her unfortunate tendency to cause mass chaos and dethdamage wherever she goes."

Maddy froze in her tantrum and ran up to me, hugging me hard around the waist,"Dethmommy! Nathan!!" Nathan chuckled gruffly, "Come on, kiddo, got shit to do." Maddy giggled happily, "Yes, Nathan!! May I have a piggyback ride,please??" Nathan smiled softly in an almost paternal way as he lowered himself to Maddy's level, growling out roughly, "Sure, kiddo, hop on...oh...uhh...here, I never finished...this goddamn lollipop...uhh...you can have it..", pulling the aforementioned lollipop out of his jean's pocket. Maddy squealed and hopped onto Nathan's massive shoulders, accepting the rank lint covered lollipop from Nathan without second thought. I giggled softly and muttered to Grim, who was standing next to me, "Don't worry, dude...I'll try to contain her." He just smirked, "Heh, alright...if not, she gets to be a fuckin Maddy Pinata for the yard-wolves again, deal?" I chuckled,"Deal, I should just invest in a fuckin cage..." With that, we both chuckled darkly, then I turned to follow Nathan back to our rooms. I could now hear Maddy's happy chatter to Nathan who just chuckled gruffly at her actions as she suddenly reached down to hold both mine and Nathan's hands, evil smiles upon all three of our faces as we walked down the darkened hallways together.

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