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By: LH2
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Late Night Cartoons = Unprotected Brain Sex

Chapter 4

Late Night Cartoons = Unprotected Brain Sex

(Cut to Lilo & Stitch watching Ren & Stimpy on Spike TV at 10PM)

Lilo: You know, this show is cool.

Stitch: Yeah! This show is cool.

Lilo: I didn't know youi could speak proper English, Stitch!

Stitch: I've always spoken Engish as long as I remember.

(Suddenly, the roof ripped open to reveal Gantu!)

Gantu: Where is the experiment?

Stitch: I don't have any "cousins".

Gantu: Give me the experiment o I'll have to-

He notices the TV.

Gantu: Is that Ren & Stimpy? I loved that show when I was a child! I watched it on the Intergalatic Programing Chan-...AGGGGGGGGAAAAAH!!!! They're having sex!

He runs off wimpering, leaving 625.

625: How did I suddenly appear? (Looks at a list of crappy sandwich related jokes) AHA! The TV's a sandwich!

Stitch: This is gonna be a long day.

A/N: Still short. The R&S eposode L&S were watching was Onward & Upward (a new episode from the Adult Party Cartoon). See you soon! PWEEZZE R&R (Make's eyes look like those eyes of the Puss In Boot's (remember that sad bit?))
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