Miraculous Cursed

That evening after classes had let out, Ladybug and Cat Noir had managed to round everyone up at a secret location, except for Adrien.

“What is this about, Ladybug?” asked Chloe.

“I’m sure that all of you have been… feeling weird since last night, well I was just informed by my Kwami that the Miraculouses will increase that drive in their holders,” said Ladybug.

“Hang on, so the reason I’ve had a raging boner all day is because I was King Monkey?” asked Kim while pointing to his crotch. This got a few ews and grosses from everyone, but even though Alix was one of them, she couldn’t help but look at Kim’s groin while biting her lip.

“Thank you Kim for practically saying what is going on,” said Ladybug.

“How could you not warn us about this?” asked Rose who was for once standing a few feet from Juleka and refusing to look at her.

“The original master had not mentioned this and my Kwami thought we were all safe as long as Cat and I did not learn about each other’s identity but something has changed that theory,” said Ladybug.

“And I apologize for all the trouble this has brought,” she said while bowing her head to the group,

“This isn’t your fault, Ladybug,” said Zoe.

“Like hell it ain't!” said Chloe.

“You had better have a way to fix this, Ladybug or my father will sue you!” she said.

“And reveal this embarrassing news to the entire world?” asked Cat Noir which instantly made Chloe back down. 

“Unfortunately there is no real cure, we have to wait until we turn twenty-one and the spell breaks on it’s own, but there is a way to relieve the effect till then,” said Ladybug.

“And what’s that?” asked Kagami.

“To put it bluntly a Miraculous holder, or past holder, has to have sex with another,” said Ladybug.

“There… there’s no way we can do something like that,” said Max as he and everyone else blushed at hearing this.

“I’m afraid not, and not only will all of France be put in danger by Hawk Moth if he learns that this is happening, but we’ll actually start losing our minds to the curse,” said Ladybug.

“But I’m dating Ivan, I can’t possibly do this to him,” said Mylene.

“I have a plan for that, but right now we need to divide up those who are willing to be partners before I can talk about that,” said Ladybug.

”Hang on, shouldn’t Adrien be here seeing how he was the Snake Miraculous weirder before me?” asked Luka.

“What?!” asked Chloe.

“Cat, you were supposed to get him,” said Ladybug.

“I’m sorry my lady, but he is here,” said Cat Noir before de-transforming, surprising everyone as Adrien Agrest appeared before them.