Widdle Wincoln
Miwkies
>Weeks pass, and Widdle Wincoln's reign of terror showed no signs of stopping
>Lisa had been studying Lincoln in order to try and find the root cause of this behavior, but her observations have yielded no results
>Lola and Lana initially loved having a big baby playmate, but soon grew tired of him after Lincoln broke Lola's teacups and nearly swallowed Izzy
>He showed no understanding of Lucy's poems, Lynn's sports, Luan's jokes, or Luna's music, and they likewise had no patience for Lincoln constantly messing himself and his replies of "I no understand that. I'm just a widdle baby"
>Leni, however, was completely confused by the whole situation. She eventually reasoned that boys only age up to eleven before their brains immediately begin de-aging back to that of a baby
>She was the only one who was consistently supportive of his behavior, and scolded her sisters whenever they had anything negative to say about Widdle Wincoln
>She said that it wasn't his fault he'd often try to drink drain cleaner, or wander into traffic, or take off his diaper to shit on the floor. He just going through a hard point in his life and doesn't know any better
>One day, while Leni and Lincoln were watching TV, Lincoln began to cry, which Leni took as a sign that he wanted his bottle
>Leni stood up to go to the kitchen, but Lincoln stopped her by putting his hands on her breasts
>"Baby no want fowmuwa miwk. Baby want booby milk."
>Before Leni could object, Lincoln pounced upon her and pinned her to the floor. He then proceeded to rip the top of her dress and began sucking on her perky teenage breasts
>Leni's screams alerted Lori, who ran into the living room and immediately shoved Lincoln off her sister
>"What the fuck are you doing?" Lori screamed
>Lincoln grinned and said "Baby want miwkies"
>Lori took off her sandal and began ruthlessly smacking Lincoln's diapered ass with it, each swing causing Lincoln to involuntarily produce more shit until it started dribbling out the sides of his diaper