All in the Life of a Loud

Author's Notes:

Just a few short mentions for these drabbles. Our deliciously submissive dog!Lynn was inspired by Archemios' A Loudcest Story (Chapter 5), though she is much less submissive in that story. The second story references the ever-popular (and extremely hilarious!) yandere!Luan, as portrayed by JumpJump and about a million other artists and authors, and also the comic, Pantless. The final story was inspired by an intriguing question...

So, a sultry Lori looks down at her begging siblings and asks, "What are you willing to do for a car ride?"

My answer? A lot, apparently.

Disclaimer: The Loud House Copyright Nickelodeon (2017)

Heel!

"Heel!"

An abrupt choke sounded as the leash was pulled taut.

She turned her eyes onto her master, wide and unnerved.

"Arf?"

He gave her a reassuring pat on the head, right between her two brown dog ears; them perking up at the gentle touch.

"Stay close to my side, girl."

She nodded her head, then shook her brown hair into a light mess. She panted as she stared at him with adoring, huge eyes.

"Now, let's get to the park and play some frisbee. You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

She sat down on her haunches, crinkling her red shorts and #1 jersey.

"Bark! Bark! BARK!"

"I guess you're really excited about that."

He chuckled, adjusting his ruffled orange shirt.

"Let's go."

She gladly fell in stride with her master's steps, her tongue lolling out of her mouth.

"And if you're a good girl, Lynn, master will give you a nice treat later."

Researching Loudcest

"Lola, what are you reading?" Lana asked as she shut their door.

Her twin slammed on the mouse, closing the browser window, before turning a guilty smile on her sister.

But it was too late, Lana had already caught a word.

"What is loudcest?"

With a sigh, Lola opened up their browser and let her search it.

(A few stories and comics later)

"My gosh, why do people think our siblings do that together?"

Lola shrugged.

"Why do they think Luan is nuts like that!?"

"Wait-! How in the earth did Lincoln make us pregnant! We're only six years old!"

Then, she turned sharply on her sister.

"AND WHY ARE YOU READING THIS, LOLA!?"

Lola sighed.

"I was researching."

Lana was perplexed.

"Researching what?"

"Well, last night I saw our six older sisters follow Lincoln into his bedroom and they didn't come back out. Later, when I needed to visit the little girl's room, I was hearing strange noises."

Lana's gobsmacked face would have been funny on any other day.

"At first I thought it was another sibling club, but then I discovered our own fandom… and, well… now, I'm not so sure…"

"Hold on a minute! You think our sweet, innocent, occasionally stupid brother managed to wrangle all six of our sisters into his own personal harem, and that they aren't killing each other over who gets to have him?"

Lola chuckled and opened her mouth to reply-

But stopped short when their door was thrown open.

"You know, girls. That actually was a new sibling club I started. And since we now know you're both mature enough to understand what's going on, we're here to initiate you."

They fainted at the sight of their naked siblings strutting towards them, spearheaded by Lincoln, metaphorically and... physically.

What Would You Do For a Ride?

It was an ordinary day for Lori.

Her siblings were busy tending to her chores in exchange for car rides to their favorite places.

Her adorable Booboo Bear was texting her nonstop.

And the massage she was getting was relieving her stress in the most glorious of ways.

"Oh, that's right. Ah! Right there…! OH! Y-y-yeah…"

She lifted her phone just a bit to see Luan between her legs, lapping at her core like a thirsty cat.

"Good job, Luan. If you can finish me in two minutes, we'll go to your stop first."

Luan winked up at her oldest sister.

"You know, Luna always said my mouth is good for more than just telling jokes."

As Lori felt a strong squeeze to her chest by two calloused hands, she turned slightly to see Luna behind her, her half-lidded eyes twinkling in amusement.

"Right you are, sis."

Then, Lori turned back around, to see a bare-naked Leni riding hard against her lower leg, using Luan's back for support.

"Oh. Oh! L-Lori-! Ahh! This is totes your best idea-EVER!"

And as she felt herself approaching that sweet cliff, ready to jump off and never return, Lori looked into her doorway, seeing Lynn, Lincoln, and Lucy panting and pink-faced.

She blew a kiss at them.

"You guys are next. Let's see if you can do a better job than these pros."