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Eds-pionage

By: HeadHunter
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Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 4
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Disclaimer: The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "Ed, Edd and Eddy" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership
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Jonny, Plank & the Kankers

CHAPTER 3 (Jonny, Plank & the Kankers)    “Did you see that, guys?” Ed remarked with amazement.   “Unbelievable!” Eddy grinned.   “Astounding!” Double-D concurred, “Nazz had half of Plank imbedded in her pussy!”  “At least half!” Eddy agreed.   “I wonder how Plank could breathe like that?” Ed asked, eliciting a dumbfounded stare from Eddy and Double-D.  “Er…” Double-D paused, “I’m not sure, Ed.”  Soon the trio saw Jonny leave Nazz’s house, walking behind Jimmy’s residence and heading to­ward the nearby trailer park.  “Where’s he going?” Eddy asked, puzzled.  “I think he’s going to the Park ‘n Flush!” Double-D answered, “You think he’s going to see the Kanker sisters?”  Eddy smirked at the thought, “I wouldn’t doubt it!” he said, “Those skanks will fuck anybody!”  Ed shuddered. “The Kankers scare me, Eddy!” he said nervously.  “They scare everybody!” Double-D remarked.  “Well, they don’t scare me!” Eddy said defiantly, “They make me a little nervous, maybe…” he paused, “But, I gotta know what Jonny’s got going with the Kankers!”  “And Plank too!” Ed added with a dopey grin.  “Especially Plank!” Eddy agreed with a smirk, “I just gotta see what those three sluts can do with that hunka wood!”  The trio skulked off behind Jonny, following him at a safe distance so as not to arouse any sus­picion that he was being watched. Sure enough, as Double-D had suspected, Jonny approached the faded trailer that housed the three Kanker sisters.  The Eds watched from behind the trailer park dumpster as Jonny knocked at the Kanker’s door. Moments later, Lee Kanker, the eldest of the three sisters, opened the door and smiled a t Jonny.  Lee was the tallest of the three Kanker sisters, with red curly hair that fell over her eyes and a discolored tooth that showed whenever she grinned. She motioned for Jonny to enter, and the bald youngster stepped inside and shut the door.  Eddy cast around for something to stand on and spied a discarded metal radiator lying nearby. He tugged at it without result. “Hey, Ed!” he whispered to his oafish companion, “Gimme a hand with this.”  Ed grasped the radiator with both hands and hefted it with ox-like strength, relocating the metal radiator to a spot beneath the trailer’s window. All three Eds mounted the makeshift platform and peered inside the Kanker’s home.  The Kanker sisters all stood in the center of the trailer’s living room, which appeared oddly more spacious than the exterior of the trailer would suggest. All three girls were stark naked. The Eds ogled the three girls’ bodies with lewd interest.  Twelve-year-old Lee was slightly more developed than the other two, possessing a pair of slight bumps on her budding bosom, in contrast to the other two Kanker’s girlishly flat chests.  Lee’s pussy mound sported a single clump of pinkish-red hair, while eleven-year-old Marie, whose head hair was bright blue, had a cunt mound as bald as Jonny’s head. May, the youngest at ten years old, had a mere sprinkle of barely visible blonde hair at her crotch.  Jonny stood in the center of the three surrounding sisters, holding Plank out for Lee’s inspec­tion.  “Pretty snazzy!” Lee smiled as she examined the board’s sleek surface, “Plank’s lookin’ good since you got him all varnished!”  “Nice and smooth!” Marie grinned with a wink at Jonny.  “For our pussies!” added the younger, buck-toothed May.  “Plank says he knew you guys would want to take him on now that he’s all spiffed up!” Jonny said, holding the board up to his ear.  “Who gets him first?” Marie asked.  “I’m oldest!” Lee sneered, “I should go first!”  “No fair!” May and Marie chorused, and soon the three sisters were quarreling and griping over whose pussy would be first to be split by the newly shellacked slab of wood.  Jonny placed his fingers in his mouth and whistled, halting the sisters’ argument abruptly. “Let’s let Plank decide!”  The three sisters looked at each other quizzically. “Okay!” Lee shrugged, “Why not!”  Jonny held Plank to his ear again. “Plank says he wants to take on May and Marie first!”  “Both at once?” May asked incredulously.  “Yep!” Jonny nodded, “That’s what he said!”  “Well, the board knows what he wants!” Marie grinned, “But I get to take him in the ass!”  Jonny leaned his head toward Plank again, “Plank says ‘you got it!’” he said with a smile. “Plank loves anal!”  “Him and me both!” Marie chuckled as she and May got down on all fours, butt to butt, spacing themselves about a two feet apart.  “You’re gonna need some lube!” Lee smiled, walking into the trailer’s kitchen. She returned with a small can of lard, handing the cylindrical container to Jonny. “Grease ’em up good, Jonny boy!” she said  “All right!” Jonny replied, turning to Plank with a lopsided smile, “Hang on a sec, Plank. I gotta get these holes all slippery for you!”  Jonny scooped up a handful of lard and smeared a sizeable glob onto May’s naked pussy, work­ing all four of his fingers into her stretchy cunt. May giggled, “Don’t be shy, Jonny!” she said, wiggling her ass seductively, “Get all the way in there!” She shoved her ass backward and relaxed her pussy, al­lowing Jonny’s hand to slide all the way inside her cunt to the wrist.  Jonny nearly fell forward as May’s pussy sucked his hand inward. He reflexively drew back his hand, only to find it firmly grasped by May’s sinewy cunt muscles. “Holy cow, May!” Jonny exclaimed with a dopey grin, “You’ve got quite a grip!”  “Yeah, I know!” May smiled, “I get plenty of practice with Lee and Marie! Now, work it in there good, Jonny!” she chuckled.  Jonny twisted his hand around inside May’s clenching twat, greasing the inside of her scorching vagina. Satisfied that May’s pussy was sufficiently slippery, he attempted to tug his hand free and May tightened her grip on his wrist, sucking his hand fur­ther inside her hot swampy pussy.  “Hey!” Jonny cried out in alarm, struggling to free his arm from the sloppy wet furnace of the blonde Kanker’s devouring cunt, “Gimme my hand back!”  May relaxed her pussy grip. “Just kidding!” she chortled. Jonny tugged once again and his hand popped free with a wet squelching sound.  Jonny turned his attention to Marie’s asshole. He swiped another glob of the shortening from the can with his fingers and daubed it onto the blue-haired girl’s sphincter. He inserted two fingers into her anus and swirled the grease around inside the entrance to her rectum.  “Oh, come on!” Marie grinned, “Lube it up, Jonny! All the way in, just like you did May!”  Jonny hesitated, “Are… are you sure, Marie?” he stammered, “I got my whole hand up inside May’s pussy!”  “I’ve taken a fist up my ass before, right, Lee?” Marie chuckled.  “More than once!” Lee laughed.  “And more than one!” May added with a grin.  “Besides,” Marie assured him, “I’m gonna take Plank up there, right? He’s a lot bigger than your fist!”  Jonny gulped. Hey eyed the dusky-rose colored asterisk of Marie’s bunghole. It was hard to be­lieve that the tightly clenched pucker could stretch to accommodate something as big as his hand, let alone the entire four-inch width of Plank!  He bunched his fingers together in a point and wedged open Marie’s puckered pink bung­hole. He twisted his hand, reaming Marie’s tightly constricted asshole open until the knuckle of his thumb popped inside. Marie bucked her hips backward, suddenly shoving Jonny’s hand all the way to the wrist inside her simmering rectum.  Jonny’s hand felt as if it had been shoved into a red hot vise. Marie’s asshole was as hot as May’s blistering pussy, but quite a bit tighter. It clenched tautly around his wrist, tugging at his hand as he slid it back and forth. Surprisingly he found that he was able to insert his hand halfway to the elbow inside the girl’s searing colon!  “Ahh!” Marie sighed with bliss, “There you go! Lube it up good!!”  Jonny worked his greasy hand in and out of Marie’s asshole, lubricating the clenching tunnel to facilitate the passage of his wooden buddy, Plank. Once he was reasonably certain that the inside of her rectum was sufficiently lined with the slippery lard, Jonny attempted to extract his hand from Marie’s gripping colon.  Jonny tried to pull his hand from Marie’s ass without success. He braced his other hand on her lower back, gritted his teeth, and yanked hard. His fist slid from the depths of her bowels with a squishy pop and Lee handed him a green plaid dish towel.  “Here!” she said, “You’re gonna need this!”  Jonny wiped the grease from his hands with the towel as he watched Lee position Plank be­tween her two sisters. May reached behind and pried apart her cunt lips so that Lee could wedge Plank’s head-end sideways in between her greased labia. Once Plank was firmly implanted a couple of inches inside the homely blonde’s elastic young twat, it was time for Marie to back up into her proper place.  Marie spread her asscheeks for Lee and relaxed her bunghole, which had already been well gaped by Jonny’s reaming fist. She looked over her shoulder with a lecherous grin as she awaited the imminent insertion of the varnished wooden board.   Lee levered open the lax hole of Marie’s anus with Plank’s foot-end, scooping up a fingerful of lard and smearing it onto the board’s squared edges to facilitate the anal intrusion.  “Back ’em up, girls!” Lee laughed as she held Plank steady.  May and Marie both scuttled backward, imbedding more of Plank’s length inside their steaming fuck holes. Soon the two girls were sawing merrily back and forth, sliding Plank in and out of their greasy orifices.  The Ed’s stared in fascination as they watched Plank disappear from view as the girls buttocks smacked together, only to reappear, dripping with juice and oil when their bodies rocked forward.  The Eds’ pants had become uncomfortably tight in the crotch and the trio had finally resorted to extracting their aching dongs from the sweaty confines of their trousers and jacking off to the sight of Plank’s threesome.  Meanwhile, Jonny’s cock had succumbed to the same affliction as the Eds and his tumescent or­gan had not gone unnoticed by Lee.  “Hey, Jonny!” Lee grinned, licking her lips, “Lemme give you a hand with that hunka sausage!”  Lee shoved Jonny onto his back rudely and dove between his outspread legs. “Raise that ass up, Jonny!” she sneered, “I’m gonna eat your asshole out, then I’m gonna suck your balls dry!”  Lee grasped Jonny’s upright cock with her right hand and pried one buttcheek aside with her left. She buried her face between the boy’s buttocks, sliding her slithering tongue up inside his rectum.  “Ooo!” Jonny moaned, “That feels good!”  “You like that, do ya, Jonny boy?” Lee grinned before diving back into his sweltering ass to probe her tongue inside and lick at the inner lining of his asshole. She removed her tongue and opened her mouth, lowering it onto Jonny’s fat rigid cock.  Lee’s lips slid over the bulbous purple head of Jonny’s throbbing cock. Her mouth watered at the taste of his sweaty dick and she lolled her tongue over the tip of his cock head, eliciting a briny bead of dew from the slit.  She sucked hard at Jonny’s iron-hard cock, licking the clear droplet of salty fluid from the tip of his dick. She began to drool over the boy’s veiny cock shaft, anticipating the gooey flood of scorching semen that she would soon draw from his simmering testicles.  Lee began pumping her head up and down, driving more and more of Jonny’s immense penis into her mouth. Soon Jonny was fucking upward into her mouth, driving his cock into her throat as she sucked madly at his hard veiny shaft.  “Unbelievable!” Eddy exclaimed in a harsh whisper.  “I agree!” Double-D rejoined, “Lee sure knows how to suck a cock!”  Ed remained speechless, his right hand a blur as it sped up and down his gargantuan pole.  A simultaneous shriek from both May and Marie as they came nearly knocked the Eds from their perch. They watched, bug-eyed as the girls’ bodies convulsed around Plank until they collapsed in fatigue on the floor, ass and cunt still bridged by the slimy hunk of wood.  The Ed’s continued to stare thru the window, stroking their cocks in unison as they watched the scene of debauchery inside the trailer.  May and Marie finally stirred, crawling apart and releasing Plank from their overfucked holes. The grinning wooden board clattered wetly to the floor between them.   The girls sat up woozily and watched Jonny hump his hips upward into their sister’s slobbering mouth.  Marie leered at Lee’s wagging ass. The blue-haired Kanker glanced over at Plank, who rested in a puddle of pussy-juice on the floor. She picked up the slime-coated board and slid quietly behind Lee as the red-haired girl sucked ravenously at Jonny’s cock.  Marie held a finger to her lips, signaling May to remain quiet. May suppressed a titter as she an­ticipated her Marie’s surprise assault on their eldest sister’s swampy pussy.  Marie wedged Plank into Lee’s sweltering cunt slit and shoved hard, cramming the smiling slab of wood halfway inside the redhead’s simmering twat.  Lee’s body tensed and she let out a muffled yowl around Jonny’s dick as Marie crammed Plank rudely into her juicy cunt. Nevertheless, Lee continued sucking furiously at Jonny’s throbbing organ, her mouth never missing a stroke on the boy’s gnarled cock shaft.  Lee began bucking her hips backward as Marie thrust Plank forward, burying the greasy board deep inside the cocksucking Kanker’s simmering cunt. Plank slid in and out of Lee’s marshy pussy, his grinning crayoned face disappearing completely inside the sloppy cavern of her cunt.  Suddenly Lee’s body began to spasm violently. Her raw wet cunt gushed around the hammering hunk of wood as she came, drooling rivulets of pussy-juice over Plank’s lacquered surface and down Marie’s arm.  The Ed’s pumped mercilessly at their pulsating cocks as they watched Lee’s climaxing cunt spasm around Jonny’s pal, Plank. Their eyes widened as Jonny’s cock erupted into Lee’s mouth. The flood of hot gluey semen filled Lee’s cheeks, distending them vastly until the syrupy goo overfilled her mouth and spilled from the edges of her lips.  The Eds all came in quick succession, each painting the side of the Kankers’ trailer with gluti­nous ropes of their sticky white semen. White globs of cum splattered against the grungy metal surface, clinging to the trailer’s side and oozing down the wall to drip in thick dollops onto the ground.   Jonny emptied the rest of the contents of his churning testicles into the eldest Kanker sister’s cum-hungry mouth. He slithered his spent phallus from the redhead’s lips and struggled to his feet.  Lee lay face down on the floor, cum drooling from her overflowing mouth onto the rug in a spreading puddle. Jonny stumbled wearily around to the redhead’s upraised cunt and grabbed ahold of the protruding end of his wooden friend, Plank.  Plank seemed firmly affixed inside Lee’s still clenching cunt despite the layer of grease coating his surface. Jonny fought against the grip of Lee’s powerful pussy muscles, finally bracing a foot on Lee’s buttcheeks as he firmly gripped Plank with both hands.   Jonny took a deep breath and yanked hard, extricating his companion from Lee’s greedy twat with a squishy pop. The lax gaping abyss of Lee’s purplish-pink cunt oozed a cascade of oily pussy-juice onto the floor and she moaned weakly as she collapsed flat on her belly into a pool of semen, grease and pussy-slime.  Outside the trailer, Eddy scrambled off of the radiator and hastily began to stuff his dwindling member back into his pants. “C’mon, guys!” he whispered gruffly, “We’d better beat it!”  “We already beat it!” Ed said with a dopey grin as he packed away his serpentine cock, “All over the Kanker’s trailer!” He pointed to the pearly splatters of sperm that slithered down the grimy metal wall.  “I mean we’d better leave!” Eddy explained with a scowl.  Double-D quickly crammed his softening cock back into his shorts. He glanced back at the clinging globs of coagulated semen that oozed slowly down the side of the Kankers’ mobile home. It looked as if someone had pelted the trailer wall with ostrich eggs!  “With any luck”, Double-D remarked, “they’ll think it was really big birds!”
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