Total Drama Universal Restraints Inn 2

Ira paced the floor, pondering about the elimination order of the Waneyihtam Maskwak. "Let's see... First there's Beardo... Then Leonard... Then Ella... Then Dave... I'm not counting Max since he was originally on the Pimâpotew Maskwak... Which would leave me with...Sugar." Ira sighed.

"What is it, Ira?" Shawn asked.

"Nothing... It's just Sugar's gonna be a pain to get."

"How so?"

"Not only is Sugar ugly, but she's also stronger than a bull. Furthermore, Sugar is practically like Courtney fetish-wise."

"Man... I know how Courtney's experience went..."

"Same here..." Ira pulled out his Samsung Galaxy. "I'll hit the producers up. It'll make things easier for us." Ira then dialed the producers' number.

"Okay then." Shawn sat on one of the lobby's chairs, then pulled a Walking Dead comic out of his vest. Shawn opened up the comic and began reading the mediocre story about zombies within.

"Hello? Are these the producers of Total Drama?" Ira paused. "Yeah, can you set up your weakest fashion show runway?" Ira paused for a bit more. "What? Too hard to set up? How about your second weakest runway?" Ira paused for some more time. "Thank you." Ira hung up. "I'll see you around, Shawn."

"Okay, Ira."

Soon, the runway was set up, courtesy of the producers of Total Drama. A pudgy, blonde-haired creep resembling Honey Boo Boo walked up to the network building. As soon as the creep walked up to the door, she forcefully knocked on it. "Open up, dunderheads!" The creep shouted.

A producer opened the door. "Are you... Sugar?"

"Well duh!" The creep replied. "Y'all should know better than to question me!"

"My apologies, Sugar. The runway's down the left hall, second hallway to the left."

"Well, in that case, beauty pageant, here I come!" Sugar ran down the hall while the producer watched from the lobby.

"My god..."

Backstage, a few female interns were talking among themselves. The interns, a redhead, a blonde, and an Asian, all seemed quite content with their jobs.

"Have you seen that Heather chick?" the Asian asked.

"Oh, her?" the redhead replied. "She may be one of Total Drama's meaner girls, but man, is she hot. She's like the Jessica Rabbit of Total Drama."

"I agree," the blonde added.

"Oh, what would you know, dumbass?!" Sugar yelled.

"Who said tha- Oh, god..." the blonde's eyes widened as soon as she saw Sugar.

"And how did you get all the way over here?!" Sugar yelled to the Asian. "You must've gotten into an accident because can't drive worth shit!"

"Bitch, I passed the first driving test I took after six months of practice, and I was 15 years old back then."

"And you should've been in prison, you soulless ginger!"

"Would you please stop throwing stereotypes at us, Sugar?" The redhead replied. "You're being offensive, and frankly, your looks are just as offensive."

"I ain't even got my makeup on, you judgmental freak!" Sugar grabbed some lipstick and smeared it onto her lips. Sugar then smeared mascara all over her eyelashes and eyebrows. "There! Am I pretty now?"

"Yeah..." All three interns, nervously smiling, glanced at each other. Soon, the interns ran away from Sugar.

"Jealous cowards! Y'all have dyslexia!" Sugar stripped herself, then put on a pink G-string bikini. Sugar soon ran onto the runway. Sugar flamboyantly showed off her body, which disturbed the judges.

"Wow..." said a pudgy blonde, who happens to be Owen's mom. "Sugar is probably that kind of girl you use to make fun of overweight people, myself included."

"Sugar's looks would make even Sadie look like Aphrodite," said a black-haired judge named Josh.

"Just roll with it, guys," the third judge, Ira, followed. "My next trick will completely obscure her." Ira pointed at a pair of bears dressed in tuxedos.

"How?" Owen's mom replied.

"You'll see soon enough," Ira answered.

Owen's mom and Josh looked at the runway. To their misfortune, nobody else entered the runway.

"Well... Nobody else is around," Josh claimed. "Looks like Sugar wins by default."

"Yo, Sugar!" Ira called out. "Come on out! You won!"

"I did?!" Sugar ran back onto the runway. "Woohoo! Eat that!"

"Yep, and here's your prize..."

One of the bears put a blue ribbon on Sugar's body.

"That's all? A ribbon?" Sugar asked.

"You also win an all expenses paid trip to..." Ira watched as the ribbon came to life. The ribbon wrapped Sugar's body from head to toe and back until Sugar was mummified in five layers of ribbon. "Universal Restraints Inn. A kinky luxury hotel where all your kinky desires are met, and then some. You will either spend time at the Angel Wing: an asylum-based resort with all the services the Inn provides, or the Daemon Wing, where you'll meet that elusive edge between pleasant pain and unwanted pleasure. No need to claim the prize, because it'll be delivered to your door, or rather you, effective immediately."

The bears put Sugar in a light blue trunk before picking her up. As soon as the bears took Sugar out of the studio, the judges sighed with relief.

"Man, what a monstrous bitch," Josh said.

"Yeah..," Owen's mom followed. "I bet Sugar's mom is way hotter than Sugar."

"Actually, no," Ira answered. "Sugar's mom is a cyclopean, tentacled meatball demon. I'm not kidding."

"Great..," Josh replied with a deadpan voice. "I'll be seeing that in my nightmares."

"Well, with that aside... I have one more Maskwak girl to capture."

Author's Notes: Sugar was put in the Daemon Wing due to her outright narcissism. Sugar is also brutal around others, especially Ella.