Kigo... and then some

I don't own these characters or profit from them.

Monkey Master
By, Clayton Overstreet


Ron sighed as the truck dropped him off in the middle of nowhere. He had a long walk ahead of him. Especially with Hana sleeping against his chest in her carrier. She was three years old now, almost four, but Ron couldn't expect her to walk all the way to the Monkey Ninja Academy. It was going to be hard enough when his parents came to visit them.
As he walked he thought about his breakup with Kim. Even if he couldn't admit it out loud he had known that their relationship wasn't going to last long. Especially once she got into college. She had a perfect 4.0 grade average and he was lucky to get straight Ds. But it was more than that. As Kim's friend and sidekick he could stand Kim being so much better than him at everything. Once they were dating though, he had expected... "What was I expecting?"
Did he think Kim would just stop trying? That she would let him appear to be her equal? No, she couldn't do that and Ron's own ego had taken too many hits. Especially the time they'd tried to have sex and he had fainted. After that Kim never seemed interested in trying again and they just seemed to go through the motions.
Then he'd gotten the letter from the Yamaguchi School and had been told to bring Rufus and Hana with him for training. His parents had been against it at first, but then they got their own letters and whatever Sensei had said to them they agreed to let her go. His father was working on getting a job in the area, since as an actuary he could work anywhere.
"Hey Rufus," Ron said. The molerat stuck his head out of Ron's pocket. "Hit play will you?" Rufus nodded and handed Ron some headphones before jumping back into his pocket. Ron put them on and heard the soothing taped voice of his instructor explaining the correct way to say, "I would like to use the bathroom" in Japanese.
Hana woke up and he played with her for a while and stopped to feed her. "Hana, do you think I did the right thing? Maybe Kim and I should have tried harder or something."
Hana smiled and reached out to touch his cheek. "Be happy."
Ron smiled. "Thanks kid. You always say the right thing."
"I'm cool like that," she said.
"Mystic Monkey Shake?"
"Okay!" They both scratched under their arms and hooted. Then they laughed. "Ron, I miss mommy and daddy."
"I know sis, but we really need some training. I've had these mystic monkey powers for years and I can barely use them. You and I have way too many people after us to keep going on like that."
"I don't understand."
"Bad people want to hurt us Hana. We have to learn to fight back."
Hana frowned. "Like those weird guys you and Kim used to fight?"
"Yeah, people like that. You and I can do special things Hana. Bad guys like to take advantage of things like that."
"Oh..." She looked up at him. "Can I walk with you for a little bit?"
"Sure."
"Can I hold Rufus?"
"Okay, but be careful. He's getting kind of old." He handed Rufus to her. He was gray around the whiskers. GJ had taken his DNA for cloning and downloaded his brain into their mainframe, but even they couldn't make the molerat live forever. Truthfully Rufus was much older than most members of his species. If you converted his aging into human years he would be almost as old as Sensei.
It took until sunset for them to make it to the school. By then Ron was ready to drop between carrying his and Hana's things. The little girl looked like she could still run a marathon.
"Right, mystic ninja powers. So why was I carrying you?"
"Because I'm cute and have you wrapped around my little finger," she said. Rufus nodded from her shoulder.
"Oh yeah."
Yori and Sensei came out to meet him and dozens of white clad ninjas appeared out of nowhere. Sensei looked the same as always but Yori had definitely done some growing. Her breasts were still petite, but her hips had rounded out, her hair was longer and pulled back into a ponytail, and her lips seemed to have filled out a little.
"Stoppable-san, I am happy to see you again," she said and bowed.
He slipped off the backpack, which landed with a huge thump on the ground and stretched, his back cracking. "Good to see you too Yori. No need to send a jet to pick me up. It was my honor to walk and all that."
"We had expected you to get a ride from Kim Possible," Sensei said.
"Uh, she and I broke up a little while ago."
Yori nodded. "I see." Bending down she smiled at Hana. "Hello Hana. It has been a long time. Do you remember me?"
Hana shook her head. "No. But you're very pretty."
"Thank you," Yori said and smiled. "It is my honor to meet you again."
"Ron, we have arranged your old room from when you trained with us before. Please follow Yori."
"What about Hana?" Ron asked.
Sensei smiled. "She will be taken to a room near yours and her things will be set up and tomorrow she will go to our daycare center. Many young ninjas are training there. I am certain she will make good friends."
"You okay with that Hana?" Ron asked.
She nodded. "If I get scared..."
"I'll be right down the hall and you can come into my room to sleep." He hugged her. "Rufus can stay with you tonight."
They got Hana situated. Despite how energetic she looked the six hours of walking had taken their toll and she fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow on the grass mat.
"She's had a rough time," Ron said. "Keeping her abilities a secret during play dates was a little rough."
"I can not imagine," Yori said, tucking the blanket around Hana's shoulder and caressing her cheek. "I have spent my entire life being trained as a ninja. The only time I was not was when I infiltrated your school."
"Really?"
She nodded. "Come, we will show you your room."
He sighed. "Suddenly I'm remembering my last time staying here. I never did get used to sleeping on a thin mat on the floor."
"Ron-san, you will be here for many years this time. You will get used to it."
"Yeah..."
"But since you were last here the nearby city has gotten a Bueno Nacho..."
"Really?" He suddenly perked up.
"Indeed. Now you merely need to learn Japanese so you can order." His face fell again and she opened one of the sliding doors. "Here is your room."
"Thanks Yori," he said.
She stayed to help him put his things away. "Ron-san, may I ask you something?"
"What?" He asked.
"Why did you and Kim-san...?"
Ron sighed. It wasn't like this was the first time he had to answer this question. "I don't know for sure. For me it was probably being in her shadow all of the time. I don't hate her if that's what you're wondering. She and I just don't fit together."
"I am certain she will find the right... person for her," Yori said.
Ron frowned. "What was that?"
"What was what?"
"That awkward pause... what was that?" He turned, but she was suddenly not there. "Hey! No fair using ninja tricks!"

Over the next few weeks Ron got into a pattern. Largely because he only got about five hours of sleep max and found it incredibly hard to think straight. He worked from four in the morning until eleven at night... sometimes later if they were specifically training at night.
He got used to it and was given time for meals, visits with Hana, and in meditation class he learned to sleep sitting up. Still at least his grades were better here than in actual school. His year in football had given him a bit more muscle and the ninjas weren't nearly as mean as Barken and with his mystic powers he soon caught up with Yori in class. Though for some reason Yori thought it was cute to dress him up in an orange jumpsuit and goggles.
One day he managed to corner her and ask, "Yori, did you ever suspect Kim and I wouldn't work out?"
"Ron-san, it was always your destiny to come to this school. Having met Kim... I doubted she would move so far from a mall."
Ron nodded. "You got that right. But was there anything else? I keep getting the feeling I'm missing something. I'm a little clueless sometimes. I mean I totally didn't pick up on it when you used to like-me-like-me."
Yori blushed. "Well Ron-san... you know we've kept an eye on you since you got your powers, correct?"
He nodded. "It's cool. I think Wade still has a tracking chip implanted in some part of my body."
"Well I checked on some things. Kim was... um... do you know what the word yuri means?"
"I think one of the other ninja girls was named..."
"I mean in regards to something else. Let me put this another way. Do you remember the pictures Kim kept in her locker?"
"You mean the mug shot of Drakken and that magazine picture of Shego?"
"Yes. And how much time she spent with the cheerleading team. Much more than an average highschooler?" He nodded again. "Or how she barely liked to kiss you even though she had no trouble rolling around in the mud with her enemies and the way she would constantly ditch you to hang out with her female friends?"
"Well Kim and I had different likes and dislikes."
"I think you both liked the same thing in at least one area. Um, do you remember when Monkey Fist was after the mystic weapon and those gems? And he tied me and Kim up?"
"Yeah..."
"Well the entire time Kim kept grabbing my butt. A lot. On purpose..." She waited as this sank in.
"Why would Kim do that? It's not like she's..." He paused. Images flashed through his head. Kim pinning Shego down over and over again... Kim and Monique... Kim and that girl who was going to play her in the movie... Kim and the cheerleaders... "Oh my god!"
"She probably doesn't know herself," Yori said.
"Well that explains a lot. I always wondered why Kim kept organizing panty raids on the other sororities when she was in college."
"Yes. But you are also missing one other thing."
"What's that? You don't think I'm..."
"No. It was that when you said I used to like-you-like-you a moment ago." She looked at him. "I still do like you Ron-san."
"You do?" Ron said.
Yori smiled. "I'll talk to you later. You have to think." And just like the wind, she was gone.
Ron realized she was right. His head was spinning. He felt like such a fool. The way Kim bounced from boyfriend to boyfriend, almost never regretting it when she broke up with them. Now it all made sense. And Yori liked him?
Suddenly he was surrounded by ninjas. Another drill. With a sigh he took a fighting stance. If nothing else this should give him something else to think about.

Ron stumbled into his room and fell onto the mat. His body ached, he was tired, and his mind was a complete blank. He had been told that the next day he would have off, to do what he wanted. He planned to walk to Bueno Nacho. Compared to the rest of his week it would be amazingly relaxing.
He didn't know how long he lay there, but something triggered his newly honed ninja senses and he was on his feet before he was even really awake. When he opened his eyes he realized he was holding someone in a lock that they were about to break. Letting go he jumped back and into a fighting position. He couldn't see anything in the dark except a black shape.
"Come on guys! Haven't I had enough today?"
"I did not come here to fight Ron-san," Yori's voice said. Ron watched as the figure reached for the lamp next to his bed. A second later there was a small flame lighting up the room.
Yori wasn't dressed in her usual ninja outfit. Instead she wore a yellow Kimono. Ron blushed and said, "I'm sorry Yori."
"Not at all. You did very well." She sat on her knees at the head of his bed. Ron walked over and sat on the other side. "I am sorry I startled you."
"It's okay. But why are you here? We're not under attack are we? Cause the last two times I was here..."
"No, we are all fine." She looked at him and didn't say anything else for a moment. He started to look uncomfortable and she said, "It would be my honor... to sleep here tonight."
"Did something happen to your..." He paused. "Oh you mean..." She nodded. "With me?" Again. "Why?"
"Ron-san has always shown himself to be a man of high ideals. You have saved my life and I have saved yours. You are an honorable man and I find you to be very good looking. I have gotten to know you very well and I love you. Do you not find me attractive?"
"Yori, you're gorgeous," Ron said.
She smiled. "Then will you do this with me?"
Ron felt his lips get dry. But he was an adult and for that matter a virgin. "You have no idea how badly I want to do this. But I've never..."
"Neither have I. But I have had many classes on seduction. If you will allow me I will lead."
He nodded. Yori moved forward and put a hand behind his head, pulling him forward into a deep kiss. Ron felt his head swim, but managed to concentrate and not pass out. When they finally broke apart he said, "Wow."
Yori sat back and tugged at the belt around her waist. In one move the kimono fell open. "Ron-san..."
"Just Ron," he said, staring at her chest.
"Ron," she said. Leaning forward she brought her arms together, squeezing her breasts up. They were bigger than Kim's, though not by much. Still, Ron couldn't resist them. Leaning forward he stuck out a shaking hand and ran his fingertips over the soft skin. "Touch me Ron. I want you to. It's okay."
Walking on his knees he went over his bed until he could easily cup Yori's breasts in his hands. The dark brown nipples had turned hard while he watched and he kept touching them. His fingers sank into the soft flesh, making them bounce.
"I feel like I'm going to get into trouble."
Yori smiled demurely. "I know what you mean. But it's just you and me here Ron-san. And I am the only one who might complain. So don't be afraid." She placed her hand against Ron's chest.
He pulled her close and leaned in for another kiss. "Yori..." Their lips met. He was amazed at how soft they felt. He almost jumped out of his skin when her tongue flicked into his mouth. He realized that Kim had never actually done that. It felt really good.
He touched her chest again. She gasped as he got up the courage to give her a firm squeeze, but she didn't pull away. Instead she let the hands on his chest squeeze him to and slowly move down his body. He laughed as she tickled his belly and she smiled.
"It will be my honor to please you," Yori said. Her hand came to the front of his pants and squeezed firmly on the bulge there. It jumped in her hand and she smiled. Ron tried to focus on where his hands were and not on the sound of his zipper coming down or the feel as she worked at his button. But she fumbled at his belt.
"What is this? Every other time I see you, you can barely keep these things on. Now they won't come off," she said.
Ron smirked. "It's a titanium reinforced belt. I got it from Kim a few years ago to stop my pants from falling off."
"Good idea, but how does one remove it?"
Sitting back, Ron reached down and undid the special clasp. It came away with a click and his pants fell down around his knees revealing his blue and yellow polka dotted underwear. Yori's eyes lit up and she reached down to run her hands over the lump again. It was about five inches long and one thick.
"Sorry if it isn't as big as you expected."
"Actually it's bigger," she said. He looked at her. "Sorry but you have a very high pitched voice."
"Fair comment," he said.
Her fingers ran over the end of it and she felt a small wet spot right at the tip. She rubbed it and it started to grow. "Am I doing this too much?"
"Do whatever you want," Ron said, his eyes closing on their own.
Yori kissed his bottom lip and nibbled. "Do you do it yourself?"
"Um... yes," he said blushing red.
"Well, since I am new at this, could you show me?"
"Show you?"
She frowned. "Was I speaking into your ear?"
"No..."
"Then why is there an echo?"
Ron flushed and said. "Sorry." Reaching down he tugged at the edge of his underpants and pulled down. They got caught for a moment and then slid off, leaving his dick bouncing behind it. Yori leaned down and watched as he brought his hand back up and grabbed it. "I've never done this when somebody watched."
"Just pretend I am Asian Internet porn," she said cheerfully. Reaching out she touched the tip again. "You are indeed Jewish." When she pulled her finger back a bit of precum left a tiny line back to it. She brought her finger to her mouth and licked it clean. "Please Ron, I want to see."
Unable to think anymore Ron complied, his fist pumping faster and faster. He watched Yori's face while he did and then after a few minutes he said, "You might want to move back. I think I'm going to..." Yori didn't move. She stayed a few inches away as he came. The drops sprayed across her cheek and chest.
While Ron watched she ran her finger through it and brought it to her mouth. "Mmm... salty." She glanced down. "It's still hard."
"Uh huh..." Ron said.
"Good," she said. Lowering her head she took it in her hand and brought it up to her mouth. Ron moaned as her lips circled it and she licked the left off cum dripping off it away. Then she started sucking and licking harder, bobbing her head up and down. Ron ran his hands through her hair as it hung down hiding her face and his dick and tickled him. She made purring and moaning noises in her throat and less than a minute later he came again.
"Oh god Yori..." He could feel her tongue working over him, making sure to get every last drop.
Finally she sat up, licking her lips and kissed him again. "That was fun. Can you do me now?"
"Uh..." He looked down at his now flaccid dick. "I'm going to need a minute..."
She smiled and leaned back, spreading her legs open. "That should not be a problem. I believe you like Mexican food?" He nodded. "Pretend it is a taco."
Still reeling from what had just happened Ron moved forward and brought his face just in front of her. He had seen some of this sort of thing online. And in the Sex Ed class the time Shego got turned good and went to work at their high school. But he hadn't expected it to look like this. The pink of the lips contrasted with Yori's light brown skin and there was a lot of curly black hair all around it. Plus the smell coming from it was strange. Not unpleasant, but a lot different than he had expected.
He put out his hand and ran his fingertips over it like he'd done with her breasts. Yori moaned and spread her legs wider. Being a ninja she was actually able to go past the splits and bring them all the way up.
Ron pushed his finger into her. It slid in easily, but it was tight and when he tried to get a second one in it didn't fit. So he moved it in and out for a minute. Feeling around inside it was warm and wet. After a moment he found a shelf into her and when he hooked his finger into it Yori went wild.
"Stoppable-san! Oh please... more! I want more!" She started speaking in Japanese and lost him, but he got the gist of it. Pulling his finger out he slipped into that area of the mind men have when they're horny and for a brief moment everything seems like a good idea. He pushed his face forward and began licking at her, pushing his tongue into the hole and sucking on her clit. A second later Yori's legs locked around his head like a vice. It hurt but once again he wasn't thinking and just kept licking until her body started shaking and she collapsed backwards.
Pulling up Ron said, "I think you just left footprints in my neck!"
"Domo Arigato Stoppable-san..." She breathed out. "That was very nice."
Ron licked his lips. "I'm just glad you enjoyed it." He saw her gaze wander down.
"Looks like you are ready again." She said softly.
"Well, who wouldn't be?" He asked.
Smiling contentedly she held out her hands, beckoning him towards her. "Please... now. I am ready."
"Okay," he said. Moving forward he lay across her as her arms pulled him to her. He leaned down and sucked her nipples, getting her to writhe, but down below he moved his hips until he felt the tip of his dick touch the wet spot he had just been licking. "Um, Yori I hear that the first time this can really hurt for girls."
Yori smirked. "You think you are the only one who knows how to masturbate?"
Ron smiled and began pushing up. It was a tight fit, but after he got the end in it slid in easily. Once he was in they lay there, clutching one another. "This feels so good."
"I feel full," she said, kissing his neck.
Ron started moving slowly and under him Yori writhed, her hips brushing his. Her breasts pushed against his shirt and he felt her nipples, but it was enough to just have them pressed against him. All of his attention was on the feeling of him and Yori connecting. As time went on they began moving faster and faster, each getting louder as the feelings became more intense.
"Ron... Ron... I love you!" Yori said, her nails digging into his back and legs wrapping around his wrists. She was bouncing up and down with his thrusts, pulling him as deeply as she could.
"I love you too Yori. I love you so much!" He came, shooting his cum inside her, but didn't stop. He had waited too long for this. He just kept going even after Yori herself came again and again. "I can't stop..."
"Don't. Keep going. I like it! I love it! Make me come Stoppable-san!" Then their backs arched as one and they both came hard, every muscle in their bodies tensed at once, and they collapsed.
After a moment Yori and Ron were kissing again, but they were too tired for much else. Still, Yori brought his face to her breasts. Ron said, "I don't think I can do it again right now."
"Me neither. But can you please hold me? Touch me?"
He nodded. "Anywhere, anytime Yori."
"My love," she said. he caressed her tiny body, his fingers moving over soft skin and the calluses on her hands from the hours and hours of practice she did.
"I love you too Yori," he whispered. They kissed again and soon they were asleep.

The next day Yori was packed and ready to go with Ron to Bueno Nacho. "We shall make it a date."
Ron smiled and said, "Sounds like fun." But on their way out they ran into Sensei. "Hey Sensei, what's happening."
"I have some gifts for you Stoppable-san. Please take them in the spirit in which they are given." He held out his hands and handed several things to Ron. "Here is a package of condoms." Ron blushed bright red. "A copy of the Kama Sutra, a key to a hotel room reserved for you for the next three days in town, and I have a piece of advice for you and Yori."
"Yes, master?" Yori asked, also blushing fiercely.
"It is an ancient proverb from when I the first ninjas at this school fell in love for the first time. The ancient master took the young men and women aside the next day and said 'While the school of the Monkey Ninjas is indeed great, with many fine warriors, and nearly impenetrable walls to keep out enemies, always remember that the walls inside the school are made out of paper'. I trust you understand?"
"All too well," Yori said as she and Ron stood there in embarrassment.
"Very good. Enjoy yourselves. When you get back you will have extra duties which will take up much of your time." He turned and walked away.
As Yori and Ron slinked away from the school, from all around them came the sounds of hundreds of hidden ninja trying very hard not to laugh.

Author's Note

This is supposed to be a prequel to another fic I wrote involving Kim and Shego... and Kim's mother. I sent Ron off to become head of the monkey ninjas and date Yori. Anyway I haven't done a non-lesbian sex story in a while and decided this presented an opportunity. Tell me what you think at clayton_n@hotmail.com