Zim against the world

Zim woke up with his own body warmth all around him. He slowly opened his crimson eyes, his mind foggy and unfocused. He had no clothes on except for a pair of black boxers…… all at once the events of the day before came crashing down upon him and his head throbbed at the intensity of it all. Only one thought managed to force it’s way through.

‘Where was The Dib?”

Zim crawled out of his blankets and changed, using the small device. His garments were simple black baggy jeans and a shirt that said ‘Nine Inch Heels’. And with that he began his search for The Dib….

Three hours later he was frantic. Finally, at his wits end, he went to the elevator and took it to the upper level. On the table were some papers that Dib had been working on when he wasn’t looking at all the Irken technology. Zim’s eyes swept over them and he nearly slammed his head into the wall in the obvious answer. DIB WAS AT SCHOOL!! The papers were his report on a sasquatch

That was where Dib had been going for hours at a time!! That was where he had been all that time! He must not have trusted Zim enough to go, seeing that he would probably take a few humans down with him, seeing as he had given up.

With new determination, Zim walked out the door, not bothering with his disguise. He knew there were stranger kids in school than in the downtown… he wouldn’t be noticed…..

A while later he walked into the classroom, interrupting Ms. Bitters. He flinched as he remembered the day when she had come to teach their class again. Their other teacher (Edgar) was found mutilated in his closet, while Ms. Bitters had been fired from the elementary school for giving a kid a heart attack.

“Ah Zim…. Where were you for the past few days?”

Zim glanced around the classroom, seeing Dib in his usual seat, his eyes averted. He looked down, embarrassed, and mumbled something about being sick before gliding over to his seat and sitting down, his face flushed as kids turned to look at him, muttering something about his new look.

Casting another glance over at Dib and hearing the whispers around him, he wondered if that was what Dib had to deal with every day. As Dib continued to ignore him, he started to wonder if he would even make it till lunch! At the very least he should be spouting threats that he was going to kill him. That he could deal with…. Being ignored… was so much worse.

Ms. Bitters was talking and for once he listened, having nothing better to do. He sighed softly, only listening a bit until a few words hit him like a splash of cold water.

“Human anatomy…. Reproductive organs…… mating…”

Zim perked up with a faint “Wha?”

Everyone turned, surprised that he had actually been paying attention. Ms. Bitters glared at him. “As I was saying, we are going to be grouped into the stupid females and the immature boys of this class.… or at least we WOULD separate you, if we had enough teachers… but because of budget cuts we don’t….. so you’ll just have to deal with it as we discover the disgusting world of reproduction.”

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MS. BITTERS IS TEACHING HEALTH CLASS!!!!!!!!11 *dies laughing* for my cousin, Ms. Bitters is teaching health class. This is gonna be good.