The Monkey's Tail

Sorry, no real sex in this part.


She had had a dream. They were back in the world of cable television, back on monkey island. Ron had just thrown the bananas into the vortex and she watched as the monkeys went running by her.

Several things went through Kim's mind after that. Ron's back. We can figure this thing out. We can save Yori. We can stop Monkey Fist and his army. We can get married and have a family. We can do anything. Yes, "we." Ron and me. These thing raced through her mind in less than a second as she started to wake up.

Stretching, to restart the blood flowing through her at a normal rate, she reached for Ron, to give him a good morning hug and let him know that she was there. All her arms found was nothing.

Opening her eyes, she found herself in Ron's hospital bed alone. All the wires that had been hooked up to him were draped over the now turned off monitors. Sitting up and looking, she checked both doors out of the room. They were closed. The only other door lead to the bathroom. It to was closed.

As she got near the bathroom door, she heard Ron groan. A feeling of panic went through her as she feared Ron had had a relapse. Opening the door and rushing in she saw Ron, sitting on the toilet, fully dressed.

Well, mostly fully dressed. He was wearing all of his clothes, but his pants and underwear were down around his ankles. He was clenching on to the handrail with his right hand and his left was on his knee. His face twisted in pain and his eyes unfocused.

Rushing over to him she grabbed his face and forced him to look her in the eyes, "Ron! Ron, are you alright? Should I call Mom?"

Looking her in the eyes, he focused for a second and then let out another moan that turned into a scream of pain. Finally, she heard a very loud "PLOP," and then Ron started panting for breath, the pain gone.

"Damn suppositories didn't work! Your mom said they gave them to me to avoid this." he said when he regained his breath. "I thought I was giving birth to one of those Lowardian thingies."

After wiping himself, Ron started to stand and ended up asking Kim for some help to move because of the pain. Before she helped him move, she went to flush the toilet. Glancing in, she saw a dark object resembling a mushroom with the head measure about three inches across.

After flushing, she started to help Ron along and said smiling, "Any bigger and it would have been one of those things. Are you alright now?"

"I'll be okay after my rectum shrinks back to normal. And to think that you enjoy having me do you up there when we have sex."

"Well Ron, your dick is big but not that big around, and you use plenty of lube from my orgasm before you fuck me there." she said just as they started through the door.

Then they heard "Uhm-hmn."

And there stood Dr Anne Possible right by them, holding her clipboard to her chest and turning a couple shades of red.

(Silence)

"A........hi Dr. P.?" stammered Ron.

(Silence)

"Ron, as your doctor I'll keep that in strict confidence. As your future mother in-law, I'll pretend I didn't hear it. Kim, as your mother, (pause) just remember to clean his dick up before it goes back into your pussy or mouth. Even you have a lot of germs up there and I know you might not think of it in the heat of the moment."

"Yes mom/Mrs Possible." they both said in unison.

"There's nothing wrong with a good healthy sexual relationship that tries different things. How else are you two going to give me grand children after you're married. But don't let your father know about it. He will freak. Oh and Ron, I think you can start calling me "mom." too. All of your test came back normal."

""Mom" sounds awkward." replied Ron.

"More awkward than walking in and listening to my daughter and her fiance talking about anal sex and how you lube her up?"

"Mom sounds fine."

Kim just looked confused. "Wait a minute. You've already done your tests and they came back normal? How long was I asleep?"

"I got up about four hours ago. You looked like you needed the extra sleep and you looked so beautiful that we went to another room to do the tests." Ron kissed her.

"I have been running on nervous energy and adrenaline the last two days. That might explain the headache I still have, but you should have gotten me up. I wanted to be there for you." Kim replied.

"Kim," Ron said looking into her eyes. "You have no idea how much you are there for me. How do you think I was able to find my way back? You called me and I came. Just like you and I have done for each other in the past, present and continue to do in the future." He then hugged her and gave her another kiss.

"Ron, I do wish you would stay and let me run some more tests. Your "situation" will make the next medical journal. I'm going to be writing it." said Anne.

"Sorry "mom."" said Ron. "We have to deal with Monkey Fist first and save Yori. I've already talked to Sensei so I just have to go over some stuff with Kim before we make our move."

"You're right Ron. I'm sorry. How could I forgwt about Monkey Fist." As she started to leave the room, she added. "And Ron, maybe you had better start with Mother Possible. "Mom," sounded way to strained."

"How about "Anne?"" asked Ron quickly.

"Do you think Kim's father is ready for you to call him "Jim?"" she asked over her shoulder.

"I see you later mother Possible." said Ron just as she went through the door, closing it behind her.

"Hey Kim. What do you think she meant by "I know you might not think of it in the heat of the moment?"

"Probably about the same thing as when that motel clerk said your mom and dad are their best customers."

"That's what I was afraid of. Anyway, tell me everything that's happened since the battle with Monkey Fist. I need to get caught up."


Kim proceded to tell him about what had happened, his almost dying, her attempt to deal with his living will, the lab that she and Shego searched, (Yes, she told him all about what Shego did to save her life. She just didn't give a blow by blow description of it.) Her "discussion" with her father and Hanna telling her to talk to Ron before going out to try and find Monkey Fist. He had been holding her hand since she started about the living will, keeping silent to give her the chance to finish.

When she was done, Ron pulled her into a hug and said, "Kim, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the living will thing. I never told you about my grandmother. She got sick when I was young. I saw how it tore my family apart, always hoping for a recovery, always praying for one but it never happened. I didn't want anyone I care for to go through that. I should have told you before I change it to your name, but the time was never right. We had discussed it, but not that way. "

"No big. Just don't you ever get in the sitch where I would have to use it." Kim replied poking him in the chest with her finger to emphasis her words.

"The fact that you found Monkey Fist's stone form is great. We are going to need that. The Shego thing, I don't know what to say. I wish it hadn't happened. I wish I had been there for you. I hope that it hasn't changed any thing that we have........."

"Hold it right there Ron." Kim interrupted him. "What happened happened. It was something different that I reacted strongly to but we both were under the effects of the pheromones. Shego has no desire for a second go around and neither do I. I am quite happy with you and wouldn't trade it for the world. Remember, it's you that I love. The fact that you can make me cum so hard, and so long as many time as I want is just a side benefit. A very good one, but not as important as you are to me." she said as she pulled him back into the hug and rubbed his ass just for good measures.

Ron returned the favor.

After a few moments, Kim pulled back and said, " This is nice, but it still doesn't help us figure out where they are."

"Well, since DNAmy is involved, I think I can help there. Let me borrow your Kimmunicator. Mine's still dead, unlike it's owner." Ron said with a smile.

She handed the device to him and he called Wade. "What up Wade?

"Ron. Shouldn't you be laying down? You did just wake up out of a coma." asked Wade.

"I'm fine. Look, I need you to go to the "I Buy" site and login with the user name, "Tunnel Lord." The password is "Kim loves me." Ron said and he saw Kim give him a warm smile.

Wade typed and then said, "Okay. I might as well tell you now. Last night, Monkey Fist raided the other zoos in Upperton and Lowerton. All together, he now has about a thousand monkeys for his army.
Okay. I'm in 'I Buy'."

"We'll have to deal with the monkeys later. Now, go to my history and look up the last thing bought from "Otterfly#1." It was delivered by PDQ Delivery Service. See if they picked it up." directed Ron.

"No. The package was dropped off at one of their downtown stores. Ron! You managed to buy a .........."

"Shush Wade." interrupted Ron before Wade could finish what he was saying. "That's going to be a wedding present. Check the other items from her. See if any of them were picked up."

"No. They were all dropped off at different stores throughout the city. What a minute. You received a message from Otterfly#1 just a couple of hours ago." said Wade.

"Open and read please Wade."

"It reads,"Tunnel Lord. Thank you for your purchase. I hope you can enjoy it as much as I did." My boy friend simply had to have an item, (#1441911) and the money from this sale went to buy it. Unfortunately, when they delivered it, he needed an old fashion style wrench to put it together and hurt his hand so much that it clenched really bad. Thank you again.""

"Wade. See if you can hack into her personal info and see what her address is." suggested Ron.

Wade tried. "She has to much encryption on that info. It would take me several days to unlock it. I know. I wrote the program for "I Buy." Even I have a hard time breaking it. They charge her a pretty penny to encrypt it too."

"Wait Wade." said Kim. "reread that message please."

Wade did.

"Alright. We know for sure that it's Amy. The old fashion wrench, a monkey wrench. A clenched hand makes a fist. Monkey Fist. She's telling us that he purchased that item and that it was delivered to them. Can you go to that item and find out where it was delivered?" asked Kim.

"Working on it" said Wade as he started tapping on keys keyboard.

Ron looked at Kim and said," So Amy's helping us now? And why the code? And why send it to me if she thinks I'm dead?"

"She must have found out that she doesn't have as much control over Monkey Fist as she thought. She must have put it in code because she's afraid of him now. Maybe something having to do with the torture of Yori? And she must have sent it to you to hide it, knowing that eventually we would be going through your account if you had died." replied Kim.

Just then Wade finished typing." Got it. The seller of the item didn't have hardly any encryption on his account. It was a bondage table that was sold and delivered to, 1 UGRR Street in the old part of Middleton."

"Where's that?" asked Kim and Ron in unison.

"Wait a minute. That's it!" Wade almost yelled. "My uncle Wayne told me about it but I forgot. Back when they were building the Tri City Expo over a hundred years ago, one of the exhibits was going to be an underground railway system or a subway. The owners spent so much money digging and reinforcing all of the tunnels, that they went broke before the tracks were even laid. 1 UGRR Street was renamed that when someone tried to reopen the central station as a store, but they went broke upgrading it to electric power. It was Underground Railroad Central. No one bothered with it after that and since it was going to be part of the Expo, the historical society wouldn't allow it to be demolished or converted into something else. I think I have a map that uncle Wayne gave me of the tunnels. They had been reinforced so well that they are probably still in good shape. I'll scan it in and do an overlay of the city."

As Wade was doing that, Kim asked him,"Wouldn't the tunnels be on record or on one of the city maps downtown?"

"They probably were but those maps and the achieves were destroyed when the Lowardian walkers demolished City Hall."

" There! Got it." Wade was staring at the now modified map on his computer screen. "It all makes sense now. They had built emergency escapes as well as the normal ways out of the subway. There is one at each of the city's zoos and one near where the battle with Monkey Fist happened. They must have hidden the doors or hatches. That how they have been doing their disappearing acts. They come out and go back in closing the doors behind them."

"Monkey Fist could have done something to help hide the entrances to the tunnels to." said Ron. No one would have seen them if they had been magically protected."

"Guys." said Wade. " If this map is correct and Monkey Fist has assembled his army in those tunnels, they could come out all over the city at the same time. They could take it over in less than an hour."

Kim and Ron look at each other and then turned back to Wade. "Wade, try and get hold of Dr Director and Hego and anybody else you can think of. Have them meet us at Kim's house. We're going to have to plan out an attack and it will take all of us. We'll bring Sensei with us. We will need the students from Yamanouchi too. Oh, and keep quiet about me recovering. I want that to be a surprise for Monkey Fist."

"Guys, I also got a call from Dr. Bortal. He had been on a vacation but when he got back to his lab, he found that someone had broken into his safe. Someone now has the two neuro-compliance chips."

"That makes sense." said Kim. "From Sensei's description of his failed attempt to contact Yori, I wondered if someone could have used of those chips."

"Call the people Wade. We have got to plan this out right. It's going to end up being a furball no matter what we do. We can try and keep damages to a minimum though."

"Ron, how are you going to get to Kim's house without being seen? asked Wade.

"We're working on it. Just make the calls Wade."

"Gottcha. Oh and Ron, welcome back." said Wade as he signed off.

"How are we going to get you to my house without being seen." asked Kim.

"Gimme a break Kim. I just got back up on my feet. We'll figure something out. We've done it before." said Ron.

Kim face suddenly lite up."Yeah, we have done it before. Or rather, you have. I have to go talk to your father." she said as she went next door, leaving Ron standing in the room by himself.

"Ah..............................Yeah, I think I'll just wait here."

"Till you come back."

"Maybe."

"Kim?"

"Oh Kim?"