Eds-pionage

CHAPTER 2 (Jonny, Plank & Nazz)    Before the trio had even exited the cul-de-sac, they spied Jonny Two-by-four, accompanied—as always—by his companion, Plank.  Plank was also a two-by-four… quite literally. Jonny’s companion was a wooden board, about a foot long and four inches wide, with a crudely drawn face consisting of a pair of asymmetrical eyes and a mouth. Jonny treated the wooden board as if it were a real person and, quite honestly, the Eds some­times wondered if there were some preternatural connection between Jonny and his hardwood friend.  Jonny often knew about things that only Plank could have witnessed, and he seemed to be able to carry on one-sided conversations with the piece of wood, translating the board’s silence into words for the rest of the cul-de-sac kids.  Plank also had a disconcerting habit of being in improbable places without Jonny’s apparent aid. Needless to say, Jonny and his faithful friend Plank left most of the kids of the Peach Creek cul-de-sac more than a little uncomfortable in their presence.  “Where’s Jonny off to, I wonder?” Double-D mused as he watched the bald boy lope along the sidewalk, his wooden companion in hand.  “Looks like he’s headed to Nazz’s house!” Eddy said, “C’mon, guys… time for a little surveil­lance!”  The Eds ducked behind a row of bushes and watched as Jonny walked around the side of Nazz’s house and into her backyard. A few moments later, the three Eds left their hiding places and scurried across the street. They sidled along the side of the house, backs against the wall until they could peer around the corner.  The three Eds’ eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets at the view in Nazz’s backyard. Jonny had stripped naked, still holding onto his buddy, Plank. Nazz had also stripped completely nude and was standing in the backyard. The pretty blonde looked absolutely ravishing with her slightly disheveled hair and ruby-red lips, her naked pussy glistening with a faint peachfuzz of golden hair.  The Eds stared at the gorgeous young girl, soon finding that their eyes weren’t the only things that were bulging!   Nazz sauntered sexily over to Jonny and looked down at Plank.  “Wow!” she said, “Plank sure does look nice and shiny now!”  “Yep!” Jonny nodded, “He always looks good after a good varnishing! He says it makes him feel sexy!”  Nazz giggled, “You ready to watch me do Plank now, Jonny?”  “Yep!” Jonny said, “Plank said he’s ready if you are!”  The Eds watched in awe as Nazz retrieved a bottle of cooking oil that lay on top of a white kitchen towel on a small wooden stool nearby. She uncapped the bottle, dribbled a little of the oil onto Plank’s head-end, then replaced the cap and returned the bottle to its stool.  “Help me out a little, Jonny!” she smiled, splaying her legs to reveal the glistening coral-pink petals of her dewy pussy as she squatted over Plank.  Jonny stepped up and propped Plank upright, holding him erect as Nazz lowered her hips down onto the wooden board. She reached down and pried apart the elastic pink lips of her beautiful pussy. Nazz stretched her pliable labia over Plank’s rectangular head and wriggled her hips as she crouched down, wedging the wooden plank into the smooth slippery tunnel of her vagina.  Ed, Edd and Eddy nearly fell over into the yard as they watched Nazz squat down onto Plank’s upright form. They watched in amazement as Plank’s crayoned face disappeared inside Nazz’s over­stretched cunt hole inch by inch until nothing was visible but his lopsided smile.  Nazz began sliding her hips up and down, happily bouncing on the cunt-stretching slab of wood. Double-D did a double take as he stared at Plank’s scrawled smile… he could swear the board’s lecherous grin was wider than it was when Nazz first inserted him!  Jonny grasped his cock, which had now swollen to immense proportions. He gripped the bloated rod with both hands and began pumping up and down as he watched Nazz masturbate with his wooden pal.  Nazz tittered as she watched Jonny jack off to her. She lay back on the grass, gripping Plank with both hands and ramming the hard slippery timber in and out of her hot juicy pussy. “Come here, Jonny!” she grinned, “Fuck me in the mouth!”  Jonny knelt over Nazz’s face, his hairless ball-sac brushing against her soft red lips. “Suck my balls first, Nazz!” Jonny asked eagerly.  “Okay!” Nazz agreed with a giggle, sucking Jonny’s scrotum into her mouth. She rolled both of the boy’s plum-sized testicles inside her mouth as she continued to plow her slushy pussy with her lig­neous lover.   Nazz’s cheek distended as she sucked at both of Jonny’s engorged testicles. The young lad moaned with pleasure as his churning chestnuts roasted inside the lovely girl’s heavenly mouth. Nazz finally spat out Jonny’s simmering orbs and opened her mouth to accept the livid head of his rock-hard cock.  Jonny directed the bloated purple head of his dick into Nazz’s open mouth, parting her scarlet lips with the flared glans. He shoved forward, inserting the entire ovoid head into her mouth with a wet popping sound.  Nazz’s squirming tongue rolled over Jonny’s engorged cock head. She slobbered over his veiny shaft as she sucked at the mouthful of meat that Jonny was now pumping gently in and out of her slavering mouth.  Jonny soon sped up his strokes, matching Nazz’s furious pussy pounding with Plank. His hips became a blur as he pummeled her salivating mouth, driving his long thick cock down her throat. Nazz gagged and choked as the boy fucked in and out of her gullet, her eyes watering as she struggled to ad­just her gullet to Jonny’s hammering cock.  Nazz felt her climax quickly approaching as she reamed her pussy with the hardwood plank, and she began sucking hard at Jonny’s cock, hoping to bring the boy to orgasm so she could savor his thick spicy semen as she came.  The young girl’s efforts were quickly rewarded when, simultaneously with her own orgasm, Jonny’s cock erupted, his turbulent testicles unloading their glutinous contents into Nazz’s mouth.  Nazz’s cheeks inflated as they filled with thick bursts of Jonny’s scalding sperm. She swallowed as fast as she could, downing several mouthfuls of the hot gluey slime before finally being overcome by the sheer volume of the briny goo.  Jonny pulled back, slipping his cock from Nazz’s mouth. The mouthful of pearly jizz backed up and overflowed her crimson lips despite her attempts to gulp down the syrupy sludge. Jonny directed the last two blasts of scorching jizz against Nazz’s cheeks before teetering backwards and prat-falling onto the grass.  Nazz arched her back, raising her hips off the lawn. She clenched her overstretched pussy lips around Plank, propelling the slick wooden board thru the air, trailing a thin stream of cunt-slime behind him.  Jonny saw Plank soaring in an arc toward his head and reached up, deftly catching his oblong pal with both hands. “Wowee!” Jonny exclaimed gleefully, “What a fuck, huh, Plank!”  Nazz sat on the grass, wiping Jonny’s clotted cock-cream from her face and licking the salty globs from her fingers. “That was fun!” she gurgled as she swallowed down a gluey mouthful of sperm, “We’ll have to do this again!”  “You bet!” Jonny agreed, “It’s a lot better after Plank’s had a good sanding and a coat of var­nish. It makes him nice and smooth!”  “You got that right!” Nazz chuckled, rubbing her overextended cunt lips. The formerly rose-pink folds now glowed a raw magenta from the savage fuck with Plank. “I don’t have to worry about splinters either!” she giggled.  Jonny stood up, holding the dripping board at arm’s length with his thumb and forefinger. Nazz’s cunt juice drained from Plank’s surface onto the grass. “Geez!” Jonny laughed, “Good thing you’ve been waterproofed, Plank! You’d be all swollen up with Nazz’s pussy juice!”  The Eds watched as Jonny and Nazz gathered up their clothes. Nazz reached for the towel that lay atop the wooden stool and wiped the oil and vaginal secretions from Plank’s flat surface, leaving the wooden plank with a polished sheen.  “Gee whiz, Plank!” Jonny remarked, admiring Plank’s freshly gleaming surface, “You haven’t looked this good since you tried that new floor wax! Cunt juice sure does give you a shine!”  Ed, Edd and Eddy retreated hastily back around the corner of Nazz’s house. They scrambled across the street, concealing themselves in the bushes again as they waited for Jonny to depart from Nazz’s backyard.