A Special Reunion

Applejack looked up at the sky. One of clouds straight above her looked suspiciously like a penis.

“Nope!” she said to herself as she stood back up. “My big brother and my cousin are not having sexual relations in that barn. But I better make sure…”

She pressed her ear up against the wall to continue her investigation. There was nothing but silence.

“Ya see, Applejack? Nothing to worry about,” she said to herself, as if the silence suddenly made everything alright.

Braeburn’s voice finally broke the silence. “I told you I don’t like it when you do that.”

“Well you can’t go back out there lookin' like this,” said Big Mac.

“I could have just wiped it off.”

Big Macintosh took a few seconds to respond. “This way is more thorough.”

Applejack bit her lip nervously. “Oh no! Braeburn must be hurt,” she thought. “I knew they were wrestlin’.”

Applejack heard a little squeak that sounded like Braeburn.

“Nopony’s going to be checking in there,” he said.

“That doesn’t mean it doesn’t need cleanin’,” said Big Mac. “You leaked last time. Luckily for us, nopony saw it.”

“But you…ah…got so much on the…eek…outside this time. There can’t be much in there.”

“Taste for yourself.”

Applejack didn’t hear anything but a few muffled sounds for almost a solid thirty seconds, followed by Braeburn panting.

“Ya didn’t have to do that either,” he said.

“You didn’t stop me.”

Applejack listened to the sweet sound of her cousin’s giggling and her big brother’s deep chuckle. She smiled and almost forgot that she was a nervous wreck.

“How’s my flank?” asked Braeburn.

“Cute and clean.”

“Well I guess we should be gettin’ back now. We’ve been in here for quite a while already.”

Applejack shifted her position a little further from the barn door in case she needed to make a quick escape.

“Uh, Brae-brae?” said Big Mac. “I don’t think we’re finished.”

“It’ll shrink back down. Just give it a couple minutes.”

“That ain’t the point.”

“I just don’t think we need another mess to clean up,” said Braeburn. “We really should be gettin’ back to the reunion.”

“Don’t you worry. I’ll make it quick, and I’ll make sure there ain’t a mess to clean up.”

There were no thudding noises this time. Applejack smashed her ear against the wall to catch just a hint of a sound. She thought she could hear Braeburn say something that sounded like “I love you,” but she wasn’t sure. However, the next thing Braeburn said was as clear as day.

“I’m cummin’!”

Applejack pushed herself away from the wall in a sudden panic. She pushed herself so hard that she landed a few feet away from the barn.

“They’re havin’ sex…” she said out loud, finally admitting it to herself. “Braeburn just… And Big Macintosh had his… Oh my.”

Applejack quickly got up and ran off.

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