The Story of...Joe

Part 2

Another school day done and over with..FINALLY~! Now to collect Stan and head home to finish that report and maybe play some gutiar hero with him. That new kid Joe semms like a nice guy...oh there's stan!

"Hey Stan over here!"

"Hi, how was your last class..?"

"Uh...boring as hell plus the teach gave a report we have to do on the mating habbits of tree frogs....sigh, how about you?"

"Eh..gym was ok, we mostly ran laps, THEN we stopped cause cartman accidently ran into Mole and was almost beat to a pulp with his almighty shovel, too bad he didn't. Ha, practicaly the entire class had to jump on Mole to stop him"

"Hehehe...yeah..so you wanna head to my house for some studing and games?"

"Hell yea, but first..."

"S-stan...not here"

"..." Stan Marsh is my first and only relationship and one of the sweetest people I've ever known. Many people don't know, and for a good reason too. But Stan is quite the romanic, he never stops even in the tiniest ways to show that he cares about me. If it's being a gentleman and opening doors for me or smoothering me with kisses..like right now. I love how Stan's lips feel againist mine, so full of passion. Only problem is I'm easliy embarassed about showing our affection in public, and I know all our firends know, and most of our class is gay themselves, but there are those moments when.

"HEY FAGS GET A ROOM!"

Moments when I wish I wasn't gay at all.

But then again the strong grip around my hip and shoulders, plus the alluring smell surrounding me quickly diminish any thoughts of every wanting to leave this wounderful being who I call my boyfriend Stan Marsh.

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Sigh, that was the most tiring first day of school ever...after this morning run in with Mole a nice small bruise darken on my arm, hopeful pops doesn't panic thinking I was fightiung or being bullied. My whole first class was wasted with just my introducing. Then in history the bird fipper was doing his thing all class, I think he didn't appeciated my looking at his cute friend the swearing salior. And the rest of the day just got weirder by the minute. First in Science I was paired off with two new faces, introductions were made, met Pip and his boyfriend Damian. Who is claimed he was the son of Satan, the lord of death! I soon learned that this claim was no lie. How the hell does that work, I mean how does Damian even exist...let alone how does a sweet and polite british kid like Pip get hooked up with a son of satan!??? How!!!

The rest of that class didn't end as peacful as I hoped, Damian thought it would be funny if he used his demonic powers and make all of our science exparments explode, not including ours thus making us the only team to pass...and once again I question the teachers intelligents in this school, for the black haired demon didn't get in trouble. Or everyone was just afraid of him, but of course I was surpirsed when I walked out of class and found Pip small, petie skinny weak Pip scolding the powerful Damian who was taking it. But that ending quicky when Damian snorted and wrapping Pip in his arms and began to suck faces...blushing like a tomato I walked away.

Next was Lunch, YAYS! I got in line with the horde of marching students for food. After retriveing my tray I survaided the area for a good spot to sit. I'm looking and looking and loo- and something hit me in the back of the head....what was that? I lean down to pick it up, a fish stick? Who throws a fish stick a person, who I ask you?!?

*HAHA Gayfish!*
*What??* what the hell. gayfish....gay fish..........oh AHAHAHAH!!
"God damn it Joe, over here!!!"
"Eh...oh...heheheh " Still giggling to my self. It was gang I met in my first class, Stan, Kenny, Kyle and fatsso I mean Catrman...and they're siting with bird flipper, spaz and cutie salior....who I havn't actaully met yet. So then meeting Craig, Tweek and Thomas....a cute name for a cute person, heh. Among them was others boys Clyde, Timmy, Token (HA!), Jimmy, Butters....I think I like these guys...maybe not so much Cartman, but everyone else is pretty cool, Jimmy had really funny jokes. Actually it was him who came up with the gay fish joke, small world huh!

Lunch ended faster I would have liked, but at least I met more new friends.

Math went well, I'm pretty good at it and nothing really went out of the ordinary, I sat next to that boy who thought I was a vampire Butters, he seems very naive but a nice kid. Greg and Mole were in my class too, I enjoyed talking to them, well more discussing with Greg how my first day was coming along and watching Mole yell at the teacher when he got a question wrong, heh. Next was extra, you know stuff like art, music, or computer which I didn't picked a extra class...so free period for me today, so I found the the library, then got bored and walked around the school, there is where I meet the Goth kids...I think...I tried to say hi, but they yelled at me calling me a conformists and I ran away fearing for my life. The rest of the period I spent trying to find my way to the last class of the day, Gym.

Heh, gym was a chaotic mess, the teacher wanted to start with laps in responce the class groaned but began running anyway. All was going fine, up until whessing waddling Cartman ran into a crouching Mole who was distracted with retieing his bootlaces, right then and there is where it went down hill. The class stopped and stared. No one dared to breath, unsure what to do, and all I did was cough then Mole snapped. He reached for his shovel rasied it over his head to strike fatboy were he sat on his ass and everyone paniced. To my upmost fear Greg wasn't there, so I guess it was up to us to stop him. Stan and Craig were the first to move, followed by Kenny and then the rest, including me. We jumped on Mole's back yelling at him to calm to piss down before he killed someone...after what felt like forever, he told us where to stick it and stormed off...we collapesed of the gym floor in relief.

...and I think Cartman craped himself.

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About a week later I believe I finally gotten use to this wacky hick small mountian town...sigh boy was I dead wrong....

I thought things were weird enough you know with the whole son of the devil living in south park, but apparentlly it got stranger and the adults really didn't blink an eye at it. One of the craziest of all was...well I can't tell you like right off the bat, uhh better go into a flashback...

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It was another day in english class and Mr. Garrison was blahing away at something at I didn't quite understand, but I learnt is was better then to rasie my hand and ask what he bloody hell he was talking about excpecially while he's not taken his meds for that month...anywho I was quietly chating with Tweek or more like he was telling me about the gnomes that steals his underwear at night. Smile and nod Joe, just sit there and smile and nod... when it happened.

He was sitting right next to me and it came so suddenly, poor Kenny he didn't stand a chance against a meteor crashing from the sky through the ceiling and right on top of HIM, causing Stan to stand up and shout.

"OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!" (A/N: Who's they??)

Which made Kyle for some reason to say...

"YOU BASTARDS!"

We stared to the rubble for a while and then everyone returned to whatever they were doing before Kenny's untimely death, meanwhile I was still in shock, I mean what the hell, your clasmate and bestfriend just died and you do nothing....seriously!! I asked around after class, pissed as hell for their behavior, and what do they say..

"He'll be back tomorrow, don't you worry..."

Really! And they expect me to believe this bullshit! Stuff like this doesn't happen everyday people. The next morning I didn't know what to believe anymore cause when we got to Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny's stop, he walkes onto the bus, like nothing even happened, I just don't understand!!! I stop Kenny on his way to his seat, gave him a poke, stared at him from every angle, he was looking at me like I was crazy, and I was starting to think I was. I finally got the courage to ask him, how?

The blond boy takes off his hood and smiles down at me, it wasnt like his shit eating grin, just an sincear quirk of his lips, what he said still bogles me...

"My mom doesn't know when to stop"

.....this town makes my brain hurt....


will update soon!