Fairly Odd Sex-Ed

Timmy went into his room and locked the door. He then went to his goldfish bowl where Cosmo and Wanda was as goldfish.

“Hi Timmy!” Cosmo said. “What took you and what was that spring like sound outside?”

Wanda knew what but she looked away nervous.

“I just saw something.” Timmy said. “My parents were doing something weird just now and I don't know what. They...”

“Oh! Don't bother saying it!” Cosmo interrupted. He then got his wand out and zapped Timmy's head with a poof cloud saying “Mind probe!”.

“What did you do?” Timmy said confused with what just happened.

“I just read your mind of all info of what your talking about to save time.” Cosmo answered.

“It was my idea!” Wanda said. “I can't stand you guys taking too long explaining things.”

“The same with your nagging.” Cosmo added.

“Hello?” Timmy said. “So do any of you know anything.”

Wanda was still nervous to tell him but knew she needed to. But then decided to make it quicker by placing the information right into his mind. She got out her wand and zapped Timmy's mind with a poof cloud saying “Quick Sex-ed”.

Timmy then knew everything about sex and was surprised. Then he had a sinister smile on his face.

“I don't like that look.” Wanda said.

“Hmmm...” Timmy said. “Now that I know what sex is about it interest me. Plus it really screws up all the lies mom and dad told me about where babies come from. In fact, they were stupid reasons.”

“Adults always expect kids to be that gullible.” Wanda added.

“Well whatever.” Timmy said. “Now I think I'll try it out myself.”

“But aren't you too young?” Cosmo said.

“Actually..” Wanda said. “That must-be-eighteen age thing is just a rule made by adults. The real true age to have sex is nine. It's just kids under eighteen can't get pregnant. It's one of the biggest bluff adults ever made.” (Even though we know that's not true. Remember that this is a fictional world.)

“What?!” Cosmo said shocked. “What didn't you tell me? Do you hate me?”

“Because you would tell Timmy thoughtlessly and was wanting him to know later in his life.”

Timmy was now thinking of what to do next still with his sinister look.