All I Know

Same disclaimer as last chapter. Oh, how I hate how ridiculous the idea of putting a disclaimer is. Last chapter, by the way. Yeah, yeah. It's short. I usually don't write this type of story. But, I felt like it. And you're reading it.

Another weird thing - when my life becomes involved with Invader Zim, I start bleeding. Usually from the ankles. It's kinda creepy. I just get these cuts all of a sudden.

Now, onward:
 

"GAZ!?" Dib shouted out in horror.

Zim shoved the naked Gaz off of him, "Hello, Dib." He greeted in that creepy voice he uses for him.

"W-What the hell...!?" Dib's eyes kept staring at Gaz, then to Zim, then back at Gaz, then to Zim, then Gaz again, "is going on here!?"

"Uh... Well... She... I didn't..." Zim mumbled. 'Wait! I can work this to my advantage.' "Ha, yes. Yes, I was taking advantage of your sister. Yes, indeed." He laughed some more as Dib growled softly in anger. "...but she seemed to be enjoying it."

"Huh!?" Dib gasped. Gaz, who currently fell back asleep on Zim's couch, had just rolled off of it in her slumber, mumbling various insults and words about pizza. "Ugh!" Dib threw the minty towel (mm... I wish they made real minty towels....) at Gaz in order to cover her nakedness. She was, after all, his sister.

"Where's your little robot, Zim!?" Dib asked, poking his sister in the head to wake her - although dreading what she would do to him once he woke up.

"Hmm? Gir?" Zim looked around a bit, "Sleeping, I guess."

"Robots sleep?"

"...Yeah. I guess so. Gir's........ unique."

Dib growled in frustration, beginning to drag Gaz out the door.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Zim yelled, following Dib slowly.

"Taking my sister back." He stated plainly.

Zim blinked. (Does he even have eyelids?) "Uh.... All right."

"You won't get away with it, however. I WILL BE BACK!"

"Hey, your sister came to me!"

"What!?"

"What, what?"

"Gaz did not come to you in the middle of the night asking for oral sex!"

"Well... yeah. She didn't ask. She kinda forced me." Zim stopped a minute to think about this, ".... I feel so violated...."

Dib rolled his eyes at Zim, who was pondering his rights from being raped, tapping his finger on his mouth.

Dib brought her home.

"Gaz! Gaz!? Are you awake?" Dib poked at his sister some more, making sure to not go by her mouth. She WOULD bite his finger off.

"Hmmmn? What?" Gaz whispered softly, rubbing her eyes.

"You awake?" Dib's eyes widened a bit. 'I have seen more of my sister today then I have ever wished to in my lifetime...'

"What? Dib!?" She yelled, shoving him away from her. She looked down at herself, noticing she was only wearing a towel and screamed so loud Zim could hear it. Poor Zim.

"Why did you sleepwalk to Zim's!?"

"What the hell are you accusing me of, Dib!? And why am I naked!?"

"YOU'RE asking ME this!? I had nothing to do with this! You should be thanking me!"

"What!?"

"What, what!?"

"Shut up, you idiot!"

"You be quiet! I'm not done yelling at you yet!"

"What the hell? You're my brother, Dib."

"Yeah?"

Prof. Membrane walked in the living room, blinking at the discussion of oral sex with an alien with his daughter only wearing a towel. He continued on his way to the lab.

All right. That's it. Sorry for those of you who I've scarred with this. Although I have seen much worse.