Soaked To The Bone

Red knew from the time it was installed that the transmission screen in his room was a bad idea, but this proved it. Not that he was thinking about it now, all he was thinking about was his Murasaki underneath him. His antennae perked up when he heard the faint sound of static and then.. “Greetings, my Talle- what in the name of the holy green monkey?!” Red grabbed the sheets and threw them over he and Purple. “Zim! Um.. You were interrupting a very important meeting!!” Zim paused for a second, and then a wide grin spread across his face. “…You’re performing interface.” “Red glared daggers at him. “Zim, you will cut the transmission, and you will do it now.” “Sure, my Tallest. We wouldn’t want this spreading around, now would we..?”

Zim smirked, shutting off the recorder next to him. “I knew I’d find a way to get the Tallest to give me my battle tanks.”

Purple was now on the floor, his eyes twitching. “I told you to have that thing un-installed!!” “Well, I didn’t ever think this would happen!” “You know Zim! He ruins everything! Remember Impending Doom 1?!” “Shut up!!” They both stormed off through opposite doors. As they walked down the hall, they sort of realized they were being stared at. Red and Purple looked down and ran back into Red’s room screaming.
“You think we should consider Zim a defective now?” Purple asked. “Yes.” “Are we gonna blow him up?” Purple smiled. “Yes… yes we are.” “Can we use the Mega Doomcannon 4.0?” “Stop asking questions! Your head’ll explode if you ask too many questions!” Purple screamed. Red plugged his ears and walked to the bathroom.

Rin: Short, yes, but worth reading, and the next chapter, the Tallest try to blow Zim up! Yaaaaay, hell!
Z?: -sigh- I bother why?
Rin: Also, thankies to Noberu-sama for giving me the idea for this chapter! Yay! ^_^
Domo!