When the ActionMan cast found a tv serie dvd...
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+1 through F › Action Man
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,945
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chappie2: the dvd of doom (no pun intended)
The concil of Doom enters the living room, all of them wondering what will they find on the DVD because obviously, they didn't look at the title of this fic... The little group takes place on the coaches and the Dr. opens the DVD player to insert the alien disc in it. Once done, he joins the others in a sitting position on his favorite armchair.
The intro generic starts with a techno music and a serie of clip of a young man in 3D with black hair doing some sports like bicking, swinging behind a plane and stuff like that.
' Who's that?' asks Asazi, a strange expression on visavisage.
' Erh...' answered the others at the very same time. All of them look at the man with black hair on the tv screen. Some times passes and the first episode is starting.
There is a man dressed in red suit with white hair well combed on the screen that seems to be talking to a camera (still in 3D). He's speaking about two racers that are racing in the sky for a flag and he names one of them as Alex Mann.
' What the fuck?!' screamed the little group in the living room.
' That black haired guy is Alex Mann?' asks Templeton, surprised as much as the others, from his relaxed stance on one of the coaches.
' He's so... so...'started Sidney, sitting next to the Prof. Gangreen.
' Not him.'
' Yeah.'
' He looks so bulky...' said Asazi, who's half spread on the young blond's legs. ' Too much muscular...'
' Strange haircut too.' Templeton whisper for himself.
' And who's the other one?' asked the Prof. Gangreen.
' I think he's Brandon Caine', answered Dr. X who's look gives away his surprised state of mind.
'...'
'?'
'...'
' Strange haircut...'
' Templeton!'
' What? It's true.'
' Let's see what happen next.', Dr. X tells the group.
The red suited guy keeps smiling and yelling with enthusiasm and some other people appears on the screen: a black guy, a stressed looking man with blue hair and a perky red-headed tomboyish girl with a iguana. They are the Team Extreme.
' Erh...'
' Ehm...'
' Oh... really?'
' Accordingly to the names they are giving, it's them', finally said Templeton.
'...'
'I think I'll not like that show.'
'...'
' What a good start...', muttered the metal man.
' Why?' Dr. X asks.
' Judging by what the Team Extreme is looking like on that show, I can't wait to see what WE will look like.'
' Sidney, 20$ that it will be a disaster.'
' You're on, Ed!'
~~
Since I don't remember all the episode by heart (!) and that would be too long to write all down anyway, let's just hear the best comments from our wonderfull Hyper-duper-happy little group of terrorists while they watched the entire serie:
' What a crappy haircut you have!'
' She has a crappy haircut, my hair are so not like that!'
' Yeah, and have you seen her nose?'
' Hehehehe.'
' I dislike that show.'
~
' Who the hell is that guy with the broom head?'
' ... I think it's you, spark plug.
' Hehehehehe.'
' WHAT? My hair are not like that! And I don't say "Dude" at all. This is so juvenile.'
' Love the glasses, looks like windshields.'
' Hehehehe.'
' You look like a nerd.'
'... I do not like that show, you know.'
~
' GOD! Those are not pants!'
' They are pretty tights, neh?'
' *blush*'
' That could almost be considered for pedophilia.'
' I'm not very happy with the shirt neither... so not like your suit. Way too muscular too...'
' Can we pass that episode, please? *still blushing*'
~
' Am I that fat in real life?'
' No, of course not, Sidney. And you're especially not that dumb neither.'
' Your suit looks nothing like this trash can stuff.'
~
' Hehehehehe... My character is a Spider-man wannabe, hehehehe...'
~
' I didn't know that Brandon Caine's DNA contained his boxer?'
~
' Is it just me or none even half of what we did has been displayed?'
' Probably because of the violence, this show is aimed to kids and/or teens.'
' Is that why they are showing us like ultimate dumbasses?
~
' I think the only things that are accurate to reality are Nick Master's wig and Vinny the Iguana.'
' The voices are annoying, aren't they?'
' There isn't even some blood!'
' No blood, no sex, no kill... I definitively hate that show!'
The final credits rolls on the tv screen but everybody ignores them... Hours of torture have passed and now none of them looks pretty happy anymore.
While everybody is arguing (and Sidney is giving 20$ to Prof. Gangreen), Dr. X stands up slowly, in silence. He seems more than pissed off.
Raising one hand in front of him, silence falls on the group. Everyone looks at him, waiting for his comments on that atrocity. Forcing himself to breath in and out slowly, he finally says:
' Well, dear partners in crime, go pack some clothes. We are going at Mainframe Headquarters now.'
Ah-ha! Familiprix! After an eternity, I finally got some inspiration to continue. What's waiting our dear fellow terrorists one their way to California? And what about Alex Mann and his crew? R&R to find out!^______^
The intro generic starts with a techno music and a serie of clip of a young man in 3D with black hair doing some sports like bicking, swinging behind a plane and stuff like that.
' Who's that?' asks Asazi, a strange expression on visavisage.
' Erh...' answered the others at the very same time. All of them look at the man with black hair on the tv screen. Some times passes and the first episode is starting.
There is a man dressed in red suit with white hair well combed on the screen that seems to be talking to a camera (still in 3D). He's speaking about two racers that are racing in the sky for a flag and he names one of them as Alex Mann.
' What the fuck?!' screamed the little group in the living room.
' That black haired guy is Alex Mann?' asks Templeton, surprised as much as the others, from his relaxed stance on one of the coaches.
' He's so... so...'started Sidney, sitting next to the Prof. Gangreen.
' Not him.'
' Yeah.'
' He looks so bulky...' said Asazi, who's half spread on the young blond's legs. ' Too much muscular...'
' Strange haircut too.' Templeton whisper for himself.
' And who's the other one?' asked the Prof. Gangreen.
' I think he's Brandon Caine', answered Dr. X who's look gives away his surprised state of mind.
'...'
'?'
'...'
' Strange haircut...'
' Templeton!'
' What? It's true.'
' Let's see what happen next.', Dr. X tells the group.
The red suited guy keeps smiling and yelling with enthusiasm and some other people appears on the screen: a black guy, a stressed looking man with blue hair and a perky red-headed tomboyish girl with a iguana. They are the Team Extreme.
' Erh...'
' Ehm...'
' Oh... really?'
' Accordingly to the names they are giving, it's them', finally said Templeton.
'...'
'I think I'll not like that show.'
'...'
' What a good start...', muttered the metal man.
' Why?' Dr. X asks.
' Judging by what the Team Extreme is looking like on that show, I can't wait to see what WE will look like.'
' Sidney, 20$ that it will be a disaster.'
' You're on, Ed!'
~~
Since I don't remember all the episode by heart (!) and that would be too long to write all down anyway, let's just hear the best comments from our wonderfull Hyper-duper-happy little group of terrorists while they watched the entire serie:
' What a crappy haircut you have!'
' She has a crappy haircut, my hair are so not like that!'
' Yeah, and have you seen her nose?'
' Hehehehe.'
' I dislike that show.'
~
' Who the hell is that guy with the broom head?'
' ... I think it's you, spark plug.
' Hehehehehe.'
' WHAT? My hair are not like that! And I don't say "Dude" at all. This is so juvenile.'
' Love the glasses, looks like windshields.'
' Hehehehe.'
' You look like a nerd.'
'... I do not like that show, you know.'
~
' GOD! Those are not pants!'
' They are pretty tights, neh?'
' *blush*'
' That could almost be considered for pedophilia.'
' I'm not very happy with the shirt neither... so not like your suit. Way too muscular too...'
' Can we pass that episode, please? *still blushing*'
~
' Am I that fat in real life?'
' No, of course not, Sidney. And you're especially not that dumb neither.'
' Your suit looks nothing like this trash can stuff.'
~
' Hehehehehe... My character is a Spider-man wannabe, hehehehe...'
~
' I didn't know that Brandon Caine's DNA contained his boxer?'
~
' Is it just me or none even half of what we did has been displayed?'
' Probably because of the violence, this show is aimed to kids and/or teens.'
' Is that why they are showing us like ultimate dumbasses?
~
' I think the only things that are accurate to reality are Nick Master's wig and Vinny the Iguana.'
' The voices are annoying, aren't they?'
' There isn't even some blood!'
' No blood, no sex, no kill... I definitively hate that show!'
The final credits rolls on the tv screen but everybody ignores them... Hours of torture have passed and now none of them looks pretty happy anymore.
While everybody is arguing (and Sidney is giving 20$ to Prof. Gangreen), Dr. X stands up slowly, in silence. He seems more than pissed off.
Raising one hand in front of him, silence falls on the group. Everyone looks at him, waiting for his comments on that atrocity. Forcing himself to breath in and out slowly, he finally says:
' Well, dear partners in crime, go pack some clothes. We are going at Mainframe Headquarters now.'
Ah-ha! Familiprix! After an eternity, I finally got some inspiration to continue. What's waiting our dear fellow terrorists one their way to California? And what about Alex Mann and his crew? R&R to find out!^______^