VINDICATION
The Doctor is In!
Chapter 18: The Doctor is In
THE DAILY TIMES
THE DOCTOR IS IN!
After almost two week’s absence, the man without whom the human race would surely crumble has returned to his public.
“I was working on a top-top-secret project, and I couldn’t afford anyone knowing my location while I worked on it.” Membrane was quoted as saying at a press conference yesterday morning. “But now that the work is completed, I’ve presented it to President Man himself, and he is quite pleased.”
The project, which has been put forward under the name “SuperAir” by Membrane Labs Inc., is set to be installed in a top-secret location in Colorado later this evening.
“It’s especially valuable to the military, because it improves the air quality inside bases of operation, and especially in any enclosed areas, such as underground.” Membrane stated. “And with improved air quality comes improved performance.”
Collaborating with Dr. Membrane on the project is his new assistant Irkenne Starr, who attended the conference but would not speak with the press for “security reasons.”
President Man has given Professor Membrane access to a top-secret location to demonstrate the effectiveness of SuperAir, and studies will follow the installation of the SuperAir system at the location this evening.
Associated Press