The Kitty Katswell Show

Ms. Cat (aka Chaos & Catastrophe)

Alright, people. This chapter, finally introduces Madame Catastrophe's twin sister; Madame Chaos. These four cats will compete in the Ms. Cat contest, to see who haves the most beauty, the most talents, & who is the sexiest. So like always, read & review.

It was an unusual warm November morning in Petropolis. This was so bizarre, as November usually means, less sun & warmth. More clouds, cooler temperatures, & less daylight too.

Speaking of which, it was still dark when the TUFF couple; Kitty & Dudley pulls into the TUFF parking garage.

The audience applaudes, as Dudley got out of the TUFF mobile.

He was eating a bacon, sausage, egg, ham, & cheese breakfast sandwich, aka The Katswell Breakfast Sandwich.

"Mmmm! This shit's good!" he said, as he ate the breakfast sandwich & burps.

The audience laughs.

Kitty then, gets out of the TUFF mobile now.

The audience whoos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for her.

"I'm glad, that you like it, Dudley baby." she said, as she locked up the TUFF mobile.

 "Damn!" Dudley said. "It's so fuckin' hot today."

"Yeah, baby." Kitty said. "It's so unusual for November."

Then Roz arrives in her car.

She gets out of it.

The audience whoos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for her.

"Hey, Kitty. Hey Duds." she greeted her two partners.

"Hey, Rozzie." Dudley said. "How are you this morning?"

"I'm doing fine, Duds." Roz said, as they get to the elevator. "I'm doing fine."

"That's good." Dudley said.

Then they get into the elevator that leads to the main part of the headquarters.

At the Katswells' desk.

Kitty was reading her car magazine.

Roz was typing something on her computer & Dudley was doing something retarded.

He was reading a comic book.

"Ha!" he laughs, as the audience laughs. "That is so fuckin' funny!"

"Oh damn!" Kitty exclaims. "I love the hell out of this!!!"

Roz turns off her computer.

"I'm bored." she said.

"Me too." Dudley said.

Roz then turns to him.

"Hey, Duds. Do you wanna try to eat those sour gumballs again?" she asks in a teasing voice.

"I don't know, Rozzie." Dudley said. "I'm still pissed from the last time, that I ate one."

"Yeah. You were the fuckin' whimp." Roz laughed, as the audience laughs.

"I can't help it." Dudley said. "They were just so damn sour!!!"

Then he starts thinking.

"How about, we play fetch?" he suggested.

"I don't know." Roz said. "That's Kitty's thing. And it's still dark outside."

"Yeah, speaking of which." Dudley said. "Why is it still dark, at 7 in the morning?"

"Because, that's the way it is in the fall & winter seasons, Duds." Roz started. "That's the way it is."

Dudley's stomach then rumbles.

The audience laughs.

"Oh shit!" he said. "I'm still hungry."

Kitty closes up her car magazine.

"I guess, that Katswell Breakfast sandwich didn't fill you up?" she asked.

"Nope." Dudley said.

Kitty then thinks.

"As I remember, there's still a half a hoagie that we got from Homey's Sub Shop from the last chapter." she said.

"Okay!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.

Then he starts thinking.

"Wait! How about, I go to JJ's & get a hot dog?" he suggested.

"Okay." Kitty said, as she stood up. "Do you wanna come with me, baby?"

"You go ahead, Kit Kat." Dudley said. "I need to talk to Roz about something."

"Alright." Kitty said.

Then she left.

Dudley picks up Kitty's car magazine & shows it to Roz.

"Hey, Rozzie. Did you see that the car, Kitty wanted?" he asks.

"Yeah." Roz said.

"Guess what?" Dudley asked.

"What?" Roz asks.

"I'm planning on getting Kitty a brand new car for Christmas." Dudley said.

"Really?" Roz asks.

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Will she be surprised." Roz said, as the audience laughs.

"Don't tell her." Dudley said.

"Don't worry, Duds." Roz said. "I won't say anything."

"I also gonna buy her a ring." Dudley said.

"A wedding ring?" Roz asks.

"Yeah!!" Dudley said. "I'm gonna ask her the big question on Christmas morning."

"Wow." Roz awed. "I bet, Kitty will be happy & surprised to see that."

"Yeah." Dudley said, as he stood up. "See ya, Rozzie."

Then he follows Kitty to JJ's.

At JJ's Dogs.

Kitty walks up to the counter.

"I would like six foot longs." she started, before she was interrupted by Dudley.

"I would like everything on it!!" he said, as the audience laughs. "And I want extra shit on it too!!!"

"You heard him." Kitty said.

"Okay." said JJ.

Then he started making the dogs.

Soon the hot dogs were done.

"Okay." JJ said. "That'll be $32.50."

So Kitty paided for the food.

"Wait, Kit-Kat!!!" Dudley shouted. "I also want some fries & a Grape flavored Homey Holla and Orange juice."

"Okay." Kitty said. "Fries, a Grape flavored Homey Holla & Orange juice, please?"

"Okay." JJ said.

Then he goes & cooks the fries.

5 minutes later, the fries were done.

"Okay." JJ said. "The fries are done. The soda & juice are ice cold from the fridge. That'll be $5.55, please."

So Kitty paided for the food & drinks.

"Here you go, baby." she said, as she gave Dudley the bag of fries & drinks.

"Thanks, Kit-Kat." he said, as he grabs the food & drinks.

"Dammit!" Kitty sniffed. "Now, I'm hungry!!"

The audience laughs.

She turns to JJ.

"I would like four chili & cheese foot longs. With extra cheese, spicy chili." she started. "Two large fries & two large cherry Homey Hollas, please."

"Okay." JJ said, as he started cooking the extra food.

20 minutes later, Kitty's food was ready.

"Alright, Miss." he said. "That'll be $20.75, please."

So Kitty pays for the food.

"Okay." Kitty said, as she gets her food. "Keep the change."

"Thanks, Miss." JJ said.

So the couple goes back to TUFF HQ.

Back at TUFF HQ.

Kitty had given Roz a bag.

"Here you go, sis." she said. "I've brought some for you too."

Roz takes out her two foot longs, large fries, & large drink.

"So, what type of foot long you gave me, sis?" she asks.

"Take a bite & see." Kitty said.

So Roz takes a bite from her foot long.

"Mmmm!" she said. "Just the way, I like it!!! With extra cheese & extra spicy chili!"

"Yeah!!" Dudley said, as he started downing his dogs.

The audience laughs at him.

"Time to watch some rants!!!" Roz said, as she went on her wetube account.

"Mmmm!" she said, as she took another bite from her foot long.

Two hours later.

The TUFF trio had finished their food.

Dudley was fast asleep.

"Zzzzzzzz!" he said, as the audience laughs.

"That was good." Kitty said, as she wiped her mouth with a napkin.

"Yeah." Roz said, as she took a sip of her cherry Homey Holla.

Just then, the Chief's voice was heard.

"AGENTS; KATSWELL, PUPPY, & KATSWELL!! REPORT TO MY OFFICE!!!" he shouted.

Chief's shouting wakes Dudley up.

"I'M UP!!!" he shouted, as the audience laughs.

Then he falls on his ass.

The audience laughs.

Kitty & Roz stands up.

"Let's see what the drunk wants." Roz said, as the audience laughs.

Kitty helps Dudley up.

"Come on, Dudley baby." she said. "Let's go see, what the Chief wants.

"Okay." Dudley said.

At the Chief's office.

He was drinking a beer.

"So, what is it, Chief?" Kitty asked. "Idiots acting up again?"

"Yep." the Chief said. "I've gotten Intel, about a robbery being committed by Madame Catastrophe & a new villain called; Madame Chaos."

"Where are they?" Kitty asked.

"They're at Gino's Jewelry Store." the Chief said. "Go stop their asses."

"We're on it, Chief!" Kitty said.

Then they go down the chute, that leads to the TUFF mobile.

At Gino's Jewelry Store, 20 minutes later.

They arrive there & jumped out of the car.

"Time to kick some ass!" Kitty exclaims, as she got her gun.

"YEAH!!" Dudley & Roz said.

Then they go into the jewelry shop & aim their guns at Catastrophe & her new partner.

"Hold it right there!!" Kitty said, as she aimed her gun at the two cats. "You two are not gonna rob this jewelry store again. Not under my watch!!"

Catastrophe turns to them.

"Well. Well. Well. If it isn't the two lovely agents Katswells." Catastrophe said with a smile on her face.

Then she turns to her partner.

"Hey, Chaos darlink. This is the secret agents, I was talkink to you about."

Madame Chaos turns to the TUFF trio.

She was wearing a black dress with red striping. Black boots with red striping. She looks exactly like Roz, except she had a patch over her left eye.

"So, these are TUFF agents, no?" she said in her Russian accent.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said.

"Stop talking & let's start fighting!!" Kitty said. "I'll take Catastrophe!!"

"And Duds & I will take on Chaos!!" Roz said.

"Let's get them, sis!!" Catastrophe said, as she does a fighting stance.

"Ja!" Chaos said. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"

Then they all started attacking & fighting each other.

Kitty starts slashing the hell out of Catastrophe. And Chaos starts slashing at Dudley & Roz.

Kitty grabs Catastrophe & starts slamming her against the floor.

"TAKE THIS!!!" Kitty shouted.

Then she bodyslams onto Catastrophe's body.

"OOF!!!" Catastrophe cried, even though she was enjoying it.

Roz grabs Chaos' hand & starts twisting it.

"OWWWW!!!" Chaos cries.

Then Roz knees her in the stomach, & Dudley pounces onto Chaos.

"HI-GEE-GEE!!" he shouted, as he gave Chaos some brutal puppy punches to the face.

Kitty then starts pelting punches into Catastrophe's head.

"Ow!!" Catastrophe cries.

"Shut up!!!" Kitty shouted, as she threw the punches & karate chops onto Catastrophe.

Roz extracts her claws.

"Time to fight dirty!!" she said.

Chaos extracts her own claws.

"Ja! Time for, like they say; to die mothafucka!!" she sniffed.

Then she & Roz start claw fighting.

Kitty then delivers a roundhouse kick to Catastrophe face.

The blow, knocks the shit out of Catastrophe.

"How you like me now, bitch!?!" Kitty sniffed.

Then she delivers a kick to Catastrophe's body.

Meanwhile, Roz & Chaos was still claw fighting.

"YA!" Roz said, as she swung at Chaos.

Chaos sees this & moves out of the way.

Roz gets her claws stuck on a display.

Chaos laughs evilly.

"Now, time to feel the wrath of Chaos!!!" she said.

Then she goes in for the kill.

Dudley sees this.

"NOOOOOOO!!" he shouted.

Then he picks a chair & hits Chaos on it.

The blow knocks Chaos on the floor.

"GRRRRRR!!!" she growls. "Dog! Must die!!!"

Then she turns her attention to Dudley.

"Say, good night, Doggie!!!" Chaos said, as she tries to slash at Dudley's throat.

Roz finally get her claws out.

"Don't worry, Duds. I'll save ya!!!" she called.

Then she pounces onto Chaos' back & slams her down to the floor.

Roz took out some handcuffs & put them on Chaos' wrists.

"LETTINK ME GO!!!" she shouted.

"No." Roz said. "Madame Chaos. You just got you ass handed to you by the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force!!"

Madame Chaos continues to struggle, as Roz lays on her back.

"LET ME GO!!!!" she shouted.

"No." Roz said, as she looks at her claws, as the audience laughs.

Soon the TUFF police was taking Catastrophe & Chaos away.

"We sure showed them!" Kitty said.

"Yeah." Roz said.

"Oh man!" Dudley exclaims. "I thought, I was actually dead, when Chaos was about to slash my throat. Thanks for saving me, Rozzie."

"Anytime, Duds." Roz said.

"Well, since Catastrophe & Chaos didn't take anything. Let's get back to TUFF." Kitty said.

So the TUFF trio goes back to HQ.

The audience applaudes for them.

A few days later.

The scene was at the Petropolis jail now.

Catastrophe & Chaos was sharing a jail cell together. They were having a sisterly talk about some things.

"So, you & those TUFF agents secret best friends, no?" Chaos asks.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "Back in August, we met each other in The Hamptons for a vacation. Then Chief Herbert Dumbrowski made Agents Puppy darlink & Katswell darlink, befrindink to me & Rabies darlink. Durink our time up there, we all got to know each other & since that day, we've been secret best friends ever since."

"Wow." Chaos said. "So, what about this fiery red haired TUFF agent, that looks like me? Are you secret best friends with her?"

"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "That Katswell's darlink twin sister, Roz Katswell darlink."

Chaos sighs.

"God! She really is somethink." she said.

"Ja! I know." Catastrophe said.

"I think, I wanna be her secret best friend!!" Chaos exclaims. "Yeah, that'll be a wise thing, no?

"Ja, sis!" Catastrophe said. "That's what I did with Agent Katswell darlink."

Chaos smiles.

"So, what type of shit, do you both be doink together?" she asks.

Catastrophe turns to her twin.

"Well, we sunbathed together." she started. "Then we played with yarn balls & any other assorted cat toys. Then we play a game of truth or dare and we all got high. It was so fuckink fun, sis!"

"Sounds like, you two have a great time together, no?" Chaos asks.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as the audience laughs.

Chaos lays on her bed.

"God! I am so fuckink bored!!" she said.

Catastrophe comes over to her.

"Here. I know, how to entertain you, sis." she said.

"How?" Chaos asked.

"By tellink you a story." Catastrophe said, as her older twin instincts started kicking in. "I'll tell you the story about a monobrowed boy named Ed."

Chaos sits up with a smile on her face.

"A monobrowed boy named Ed." Catastrophe started.

Chaos smiles happily.

"A monobrowed boy name Ed, was so fuckink retarded & so fuckink smelly, that everyone died. The End." Catastrophe finished with a smile on her face, as the audience laughs.

Chaos smiles.

"Ha! I love that story, sis!" she said. "It's better than the one, where you told me about the annoyink family, who pissed off everyone & they got their asses killed, because they suck."

Catastrophe laughs.

"Thanks, sis." she said.

Then the guard opens their cell.

"Alright girls." the female guard said. "It's time for you, to go out & get some exercise out in the yard."

"Okayith." both Chaos & Catastrophe said, as they left the cell.

Outside.

Chaos & Catastrophe was lifting weights.

"Ahhhh!" Catastrophe said, as she lifted her weight. "This is what we needed sis!"

Just then, a fancy limo passes.

Chaos looks at it, pass by.

"Ooooh! Look at that limo, sis!" she said. "I wonder, who's in it?"

Catastrophe turns to her.

"That limo belongs to Money Bags." Catastrophe said. "One of the baddest, evilest & richest villains in Petropolis. She's also a cat."

"Wow!" Chaos said. "I would like to meet her."

"Well, I don't know." Catastrophe started. "She hates cats that works alongside, befriend or in a relationship with a dog."

"Oh." Chaos said. "So, she's that type of person, yes?"

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she started punching the speed. "It's type of person like that, makes me sick, you know?"

Then Chaos sees a green lizard in a straight jacket.

"Who the hell is that, sis?" Chaos pointed out.

Catastrophe turns to the direction Chaos pointed out.

"Oh him? That's the Chameleon." she started. "He was admitted back in here, last week. He claimed, that he saw the legendary Ghost Kitty at TUFF HQ."

"So, is he nuts or somethink like that?" Chaos asked.

"I think so." Catastrophe said. "That's why, they have that straight jacket on him & they put him in the mental ward."

"GHOST KITTY!!!" the Chameleon shouted. "IT'S REAL, I TELL YA!!!!"

Then the guards tackles his ass to the ground & takes out a syringe filled of sleeping potion.

They stabbed him with it & the Chameleon went to sleep.

"Good night, crazy lizard." one of the guards said, as he picked him up.

The audience laughs at this scene.

"Oh. I see." Chaos said, as she lifted her weight.

Then the female guard walked up to them.

"Alright, ladies." she said. "Back to your cell."

Then she leads Chaos & Catastrophe back to their cell.

Hours later.

Chaos & Catastrophe had just received their dinner, which consisted of; a turkey & ham club sandwich, BBQ potato chips, a chef salad, orange sherbet called; Sour Orange, lime Jell-O with pineapples in it, cherry sherbet called; Sour Cherry & a grape Homey Holla. And also the evening newspaper.

Chaos eats some of her Jell-O.

"Mmmm! This Jell-O’s good, no?" she asked, as she ate it.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said as she ate the club. "We get the good shit in this part of the jail. You don't get that in the bad part of the jail. Or even the mental ward."

"So, what do you get down there, instead?" Chaos asks.

"You get a fried bologna sandwich." Catastrophe started. "Warm milk. Warm soda & a Tootsie Pop. And you get that for all three of your daily meals."

"Damn!" Chaos exclaims. "It's a good thing, that we're in this part of the jail, no?"

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she started eating the chef salad & grabs the newspaper.

"I bet, you get somethink worst in the Mental Ward, no?" Chaos asked.

"All you ever get down there is a bowl of milk, pills, & shots." Catastrophe said, as she continued eating & reading the newspaper.

The audience laughs at this.

"Glad we're not down there." Chaos said, as she eating her club sandwich. "Mmmm! Good sandwich!"

Catastrophe reads the newspaper.

"Hmmm? This sounds interestink!" she said outloud.

"What is it, sis?" Chaos asked.

"There's a Ms. Cat beauty contest, that's happenink, sis." Catastrophe said.

"Really?" Chaos asked.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "And the prize is; beink mayor for a day & a million dollars."

"Mmmm!" Chaos started. "I like the sounds of that, sis!"

"Ja! Me too." Catastrophe said.

"I wanna be in that contest!" Chaos said. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"

"Ja!" Catastrophe said.

"But how are we gonna get the fuck outta here, sis?" Chaos asks.

Catastrophe then looks at the mirror & smiles sexually.

"With our sexy charm, Chaos darlink." she said, as she fixes her hair & herself up.

Chaos then started thinking.

"So, we get one of the guards in here & we have sex with him." she started. "The after the sex, we knock his ass unconscious. Then we take the keys & escape."

"Ja! That's right, Chaos darlink!" Catastrophe said.

"So, when are we gonna strike?" Chaos asks.

"We strike later." Catastrophe said. "We strike later."

Hours later.

All the inmates was fast asleep.

The guards was checking on them.

Chaos & Catastrophe was still awake.

They were taking some pills & drinking some water.

Catastrophe turns to Chaos.

"Are you readky, sis?"

"Ja!" Chaos said, as she set her glass of water down.

"Okayith." Catastrophe said, as she stood up. "Let's do this!!"

Then both sisters go up to the door.

The guard was standing there.

"Excusink me." Catastrophe started. "But my sister & I need some assistance here."

"Yes?" the guard asked.

"We can't get our uniforms open." Chaos said.

"Ja! Can you help us?" Catastrophe asked with lust in her voice.

"Okay!" the guard said, as he smiled, as the audience laughs.

Then he started undoing the back of Catastrophe's & Chaos' jail uniforms.

They were soon naked.

The audience whoos at this.

The guard looks at their sexy bodies.

"Mmmm!" he exclaims. "I am loving the hell out of this!!!"

"Mmmm!" Catastrophe said with lust in her voice. "Like what you see, no?"

"Ja!" the guard exclaims, as the audience laughs at his pervertedness.

Then Chaos taps on his shoulder.

The guard turns to her, with a smile on his face.

"Yes?" he asks.

"You like, no?" Chaos asks, as she showed him her sexy 42B breasts.

"YEAH!!!!" the guard drooled, as the audience laughs.

Then Chaos sees the guard getting an erection.

"Mmmm!" Chaos said, as she grabs the guard's erection. "Seems like, someone's gettink hard, no?"

"J-J-Ja!" the guard sighed, as the audience laughs.

"You want me to stroke, no?" Chaos asked with lust in her voice.

"YEAH!!!!" the guard exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"Okayith." Chaos said, as she unzipped the guard's pants.

The guard's erected cock was exposed.

Chaos then started stroking it.

"Mmmm!" she said.

"Oh damn!!!" the guard exclaims. "I'm lovin' the hell out of this!!"

Chaos laughs sexually.

"If you think, you're lovink this." she started. "Then you're gonna love the hell out of this, no?"

Then she takes the guard's cock into her mouth & starts sucking.

"Mmmm!" she said, as she licked all over the guard's cock.

"Oh, fuck!!" the guard shouted. "I don't know, how this can get any better?"

Catastrophe hears him.

"That can be arranged." she said.

Then she goes over to him & started fingering herself a bit.

"Mmmm!" she uttered sexually. "I am lovink the hell out of this!!"

"Oh damn!!" the guard exclaims. "Now, that's so fuckin' hot!!! I'm gettin' even harder now!!"

"Mmmm!!!" Chaos said, as she continues to suck his cock.

"Mmmm!" Catastrophe said, as she continues to finger herself.

"Ahhhh!!" the guard shouted. "Oh, you Russian girls are so mothafuckin' hot!!"

Chaos sucks even harder & faster now.

"Mmmm!!" she said.

"Ahhhh!! Mmmm!!" Catastrophe said, as she fingers herself faster & deeper.

"Oh shit!!" the guard shouted, as he strokes Chaos' hair.

"Mmmm!!" Chaos said, as she started bopping her head up & down on the guard's cock faster & faster now.

"Mmmm! Ahhhh!!" Catastrophe shouted, as she fingers herself faster & deeper.

"Oh yeah, Russian baby!!" the guard shouted. "Cum for daddy!!"

"Ahhhh! Mmmm!" Catastrophe shouted now. "Ahhhh!!! Ahhhh!!! AHHHHHHHHH!"

She cums.

The guard sees her cums.

"Goddamn!!" he shouted. "I'm about to cum, russian beauty!!"

Then he closed his eyes & puts his head back.

Chaos then tugs at his balls hard now.

"MMMMMMMMMM!!!" she said.

"Ahhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHH!!!" the guard shouted.

He cums into Chaos' mouth.

Then Catastrophe grabs the guard's club & hits him in the head with it, thus knocking him out cold.

The audience laughs at this.

Chaos swallows the guard's cum.

"Mmmm! That was delicious, no?" Chaos said, as she grabs the guard's keys.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she put her clothes back on. "Now, let's get the hell out oh here!!!"

Then Chaos puts her clothes on now.

"Now, let's get the hell outta here." Catastrophe said, taking the guard's keys. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"

"Ja!" Chaos exclaims.

Then Catastrophe puts the keys into the cell lock & unlocks the door. Then she & Chaos sneaks out of the jail & run all they way back to Catastrophe's & Rabies' apartment.

Days later.

Kitty & Roz had decided to go shopping for clothes in downtown. And they had Dudley with them.

"Awww! I don't wanna go shopping for clothes." Dudley sniffs. "It's boring as hell!!! Can we at least, visit the toy store?"

"No." Kitty said, as the audience laughs.

"Can we visit the food court?" Dudley drooled, as the audience laughs.

"No." Roz said.

"Can we visit Jersey's Computers & Shit?" Dudley asked.

"NO!!" Kitty & Roz shouted, as the audience laughs.

"Dammit!!" Dudley pouted, as the audience laughs.

In a clothing store, the Katswells was trying on some clothes & Dudley was sitting on a bench with some of their shopping bags.

He was looking bored.

"Oh god!!" he exclaims. "I am so fuckin' bored!!"

Then his stomach rumbles loudly.

The audience laughs.

"Dammit! Now I'm hungry!!" Dudley sniffed.

Kitty comes up in a sexy black dress.

The audience whoos at this.

"How, do this black dress look on me, Dudley baby?" she asks.

"Uh, it looks good on you, babe." Dudley answered, pretending to be interested.

"Well, I'm glad you like it, baby." Kitty said. "I'm buying this."

Then she goes put the dress back on the hanger.

Roz walks up to Dudley.

She was wearing a sexy blue cocktail dress.

"Do I look good, Duds?" she asked, as she did a sexy pose.

Dudley's eyes almost popped out of his head.

His tail started wagging & he started drooling.

The audience laughs at his reaction.

"Oh yeah!!" he exclaims. "You look extremely sexy in that, Rozzie!"

Roz laughs sexually.

"Thank you, Duds." she said. "I'll buy it."

Then she goes & put it back on the hanger.

Dudley soon calms down & goes back to being bored.

"God! Am I so bored." he said.

Soon, Kitty & Roz paided for their new dresses & they leave the store.

"Now, we got us some brand new dresses!" Kitty said.

"Yeah. We gonna look so fuckin' hot!!" Roz exclaims.

"Can we do something, I don't know; entertaining?" Dudley asked.

"We are!!" the Katswell twins said in unison, as the audience laughs.

Dudley groans.

"This is boring!!!!" he hollers.

Then an idea comes into his head.

"I know, how to get away." Dudley said to himself.

Then he turns to the cats' direction.

"LOOK!!! A GIANT MOUSE TOY!!!!" Dudley shouted.

"WHERE!?!" the Katswell twins said, as they dropped their bags & extracts their claws.

The audience laughs.

"Ha! See ya!" Dudley shouted & runs away, as the audience laughs.

Kitty turns to where Dudley was standing.

"Ooooh! Dammit!! DUDLEY!!!" Kitty shouted. "I'm gonna get him!!!!"

"That's okay, sis." Roz said. "He was slowing us down anyways. Come on, let's continue shopping."

"Okay." Kitty said.

Then they continue shopping.

Half an hour later, Kitty & Roz had got through shopping at one of the downtown stores & was putting the shopping bags into the TUFF mobile now.

Roz sees a flyer.

"Hmmm? What's this?" she said outloud.

"What?" Kitty asked.

Roz takes the flyer & shows it at Kitty.

"This flyer." Roz started. "Here. Read it for yourself."

So, Kitty takes the flyer & starts reading it.

Roz reads along with her.

"Hmmm?" Kitty said. "I like the prize."

"Me too!" Roz said.

Kitty looks at Roz.

"Hey, Roz. Why don't we enter this beauty contest?" she suggested. "We can show everyone how sexy we are."

"Yeah." Roz said. "And I like the prize. A million dollars & to be a mayor for a day."

"Let's go sign up for it!!!" Kitty said.

Then they take the flyer with them & get into the TUFF mobile & go sign up for the beauty contest.

2 days later.

It was the day of the contest.

It was being held at the old basketball arena.

All of the contestants was getting prepared for the show now.

This would include, Catastrophe & Chaos too. They were in disguise, so no one would recognize them.

Anyways, they was getting ready.

Catastrophe had taken off her eyepatch & shaved off her goatee. Chaos done the same thing.

She looks at Catastrophe.

"How are you gonna go out there, when you only have one eye?" Chaos asked. "I at least, have my original eyes."

"You don't need to worry about that, Chaos darlink." Catastrophe said, as she took out a small black case. "I've got a glass eye. Same color as my real one."

Then she takes out the glass eye & put it where her eye used to be.

"There." she said. "Perfect fit."

"Oh shit!" Chaos exclaims.

"What?" Catastrophe asked.

"I just thought of somethink." Chaos started. "When you signed us in, did you use our birth names?"

"Of course, Chaos darlink." Catastrophe said.

Chaos sighed happily.

"And to make sure, that no one knows, that it's us." Catastrophe continued. "We gonna have to talk like a normal American, Chaos darlink."

"So that means, we gonna have to talk about lame-ass Lil' Wayne, no?" Chaos asks.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, before she corrected her English. "I mean, yes."

"Dammit!" Chaos sniffed. "I hate the hell out of Lil' Wayne. He sucks dick, no?"

The audience laughs & applaudes to this for two minutes.

"Yeah. He do." Catastrophe said, getting into her American voice & accent now. "Alright, Chaos darlink. I mean, darling. For now on, we refer to ourselves our birth names, okayith? I mean, okay?"

"Ja! Catastrophe darlink. D'oh! I mean, yes Allison darling." Chaos corrected, as the audience laughs.

"Alright then, Andrea darling." Allison said, as she put on her purple high heels. "Finish up. I think, the show is starting soon."

Just as Andrea was putting on her black high heels, Amy from chapter 12 walks up to them.

"Hi, like I'm Amy." she greeted. "It's a pleasure, competing with you in the Ms. Cat contest & junk."

Then she held her hand out to Chaos.

"Uh, yeah." Andrea said, as she shook Amy's hand. "Good luck out there."

"Yeah." Amy said. "You too!!"

Then she lefted.

"I wonder, whose cock did she had to suck, to get in here?" Andrea asked. "Because, that girl is too stupid to win."

"Yeah." Allison said, as she put on some lipstick, as the audience laughs. "Let's go to the rest of the girls. That'll be a wise thing, no?"

"Yes." Andrea said, as she & Allison joins the lineup of girls.

On the other side of the room.

Kitty & Roz was also getting ready.

"This is going to be fun!" Roz said, as she puts on some lipstick.

"Yeah, it is." Kitty said, as she put her shoes on. "Ready Roz?"

"Yeah." Roz said. "I'm ready."

Then she & Kitty get into the rest of the lineup of cat girls.

At the main judges table.

Dudley sits at the table.

"I'm a judge!!!" he exclaims. "Who would have thought, that I would be one of the judges for the Ms. Cat contest?"

Then he started drooling a bit, as the audience laughs.

Then he sees Keswick sit at the table now.

He turns to him.

"Hey, Keswick!" Dudley called. "You're a judge too?"

"Ya-Ya-Yeah." Keswick said. "It's always been one of my dreams, to be a judge of a beauty contest. But my fear of girls, prevented me to participate in such things. Since I conquered my fear, I can finally live out my dra-dra-dream."

"Good for you, dude." Dudley said, as he started downing some peanuts.

Then Bunker comes & sit at the table.

"Bunker? What the hell are you doin' here?" Dudley asked.

Bunker turns to Dudley.

"I'm here to be, what do you call it? Be a judge for the cat goils." he said, as he sat on the other side of Keswick.

"It's girls, Bunker." Dudley corrected. "Not goils."

"Whatever." Bunker said, as the audience laughs.

"I wa-wa-wonder, when the final judge is suppose to arrive?" Keswick asked.

After he got done saying that, the final judge arrives. It came as a surprise to the three of them.

The final judge was; Money Bags.

"Money Bags!?!" Dudley exclaims.

"Ma-Ma-Money Bags!?!" Keswick exclaims.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Dudley asked suspiciously.

Money Bags turns to Dudley & Keswick.

"If you two must know. I am the final judge." she said snootily. "I am gonna judge, who should be crowned Ms. Cat. Even if it means, that I have to work with a dog, a guy, & a rat mole looking thing."

Then she sits down, on the other side of Bunker.

The Ms. Cat beauty contest begins now.

The audience in the arena started applauding now.

The host of the beauty contest; Jersey walks on stage now.

"Ladies & gentlemen." Jersey started. "Welcome to the Ms. Cat Beauty Contest!"

The audience in the arena applaudes.

"Now, let's introduce the judges." Jersey said. "They're names are. What are their names?"

Then he takes out a piece of paper & reads it.

"Okay. Their names are; Dudley Puppy, Archie 'Bigot' Bunker, Judith Patricia Lafayette & Keswick."

The four judges waved, as the arena audience applaudes.

"Okay." Jersey said. "Let's get the Ms. Cat Beauty Contest started!!!"

Then all of the contests walked gracefully on stage.

"Alright." Jersey said. "Give all of the girls an applaudes."

The arena audience applaudes.

"Okay. The girls are gonna get into their bathing suits now." Jersey said. "And they should be back within five minutes."

Five minutes later.

"Okay." Jersey said. "Time for the first girl now. Amy Katter."

Then Amy walks out, wearing a pink full normal bathing suit.

She poses & the judges started marking down their choices.

"Ahhhh!" Keswick said.

"Mmmm!" Bunker said, as he marked down his choice.

"Oh man!" Dudley muttered, as he wrote on his paper.

"Mmmm?" Money Bags said.

Then Amy goes back to backstage, as another unknown female cat wearing another bathing suit walks out.

After several more of the cat girls went, it was Chaos' turn now.

"Now, time for Andrea Katz!" Jersey said.

Then Andrea walks out, wearing a black swimsuit with red trim & black high heels. She walks out in poise. She stops at the foot end of the stage & let the judges look at her.

"Oh man!" Dudley drooled, as he put his mark down, as the audience laughs.

"Oh sha-sha-shit!" Keswick mutters, as he puts his vote down.

"Hee!Hee!Hee!" Bunker said, as he mark his vote down.

"Mmmm?" Money Bags said, as she mark her vote down.

Then Andrea walks back to backstage.

"Isn't she pretty?" Jersey said. "Up next is; Allison Katz!!"

Then Allison walks out now. She was wearing a purple swimsuit with black high heels. She walks out in poise, the very same way, as Andrea did. She stops at the foot of the stage & let the judges look at her.

"Mmmm?" they all said, as they put down their votes.

Then Allison walks back to backstage.

"Wonderful." Jersey said. "Up next. Roz Katswell!!"

Then Roz walks out now. She was wearing a blue bikini. It was skinnier & she was wearing black high heels. She walks with poise. She stops at the foot of the stages & let the judges look at her.

The three males drooled, as the audience laughs.

Money Bags frowns.

"Hmmpth!" she sniffed.

Then Roz walks back to backstage now.

"Whoa! That was hot." Jersey said. "Up next. Kitty Katswell."

Then Kitty walks out now. She was wearing an emerald green bikini. It was skinny, just like Roz's bikini. She was also wearing black high heels. She walks with poise. She stops at the foot of the stage & let's the judges look at her.

The three male judges drooled again, as the audience laughs.

"Hmmpth!!" Money Bags sniffed.

Then Kitty walks back to backstage, as another cat girl comes out.

The male judges put down their votes, as Money Bags rolls her eyes.

Minutes later.

"Alright. That was great!" Jersey said. "Now, time for the talent portion of the beauty contest. First up, Ms. Kitty Katswell."

Then Kitty comes out.

"So, what's gonna be your talent, Ka-Ka-Kitty?" Keswick asked.

"My talent is gonna be, juggling people." Kitty said.

"Ooooh!" said the male judges.

"Oooh!" said the arena audience, as the audience laughs.

"Hmmpth!" Money Bags sniffed.

"Are there any volunteers?" Kitty asked.

"Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.

"Okay, sir." Kitty said. "Come on up here."

So Dudley comes onto stage & Kitty starts juggling him.

"Yeah!!!" he exclaims happily.

"Okay. Next person to juggle." Kitty said.

"Ma-Ma-Me!!!" Keswick shouted, as he runs onto stage.

"Okay." Kitty said, as she started juggling him too. "I need a couple of more people, please?"

Then two people from the audience gets onto stage & Kitty starts juggling them too.

"This is so fuckin' ridiculous!!!" Money Bags sniffs.

Kitty looks at her.

"Okay, Money Bags. You're the last person." she said.

Then Jersey throws Money Bags to Kitty & Kitty juggles her.

The audience laughs at Money Bags.

"GRRRRRR! PUT ME DOWN, THIS INSTANT!!!" she hollers, as the audience laughs.

"Ha!Ha! This is fun!!!" Dudley said.

"Yeah!!! It sure is, Agent Pa-Pa-Puppy!" Keswick exclaims, happily.

"We agree." the audience members said.

"SHUT UP!!!!!" Money Bags hollers, as the audience laughs.

5 minutes later, Kitty set everyone down now.

"Whoo!" Kitty said.

The arena audience applaudes to this.

Kitty takes a bow.

"Thank you. Thank you." she said.

Then she leaves to go backstage.

"That was pretty good, Kitty." Jersey said. "Up next. Allison Kats."

Then Allison walks out.

"For my talent. It's 1000 ways to beat up Snaptrap." she announced.

"Oooh!!" said all four judges.

"Hey! Don't I have a say in this!?!" Snaptrap said.

"No!" Allison said.

Then she goes & ties him up.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Snaptrap screamed like a little bitch.

The audience laughs at this.

"Number#1." Allison started, as she carries the fruity rat onto stage. "Stomp his balls."

Then she slams him onto the floor & she started smashing his balls with her spiky high heels.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap cried, as the audience laughs.

"Number#2." Allison said. "Claw his body."

Then she extracts her claws & she started scratching the living hell out of him, which lasts for five minutes.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Snaptrap cries again, as the audience laughs.

"Number#3." Allison said. "Break his bones!!"

Then she started breaking bones in his arms & legs now.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Snaptrap cries like a bitch.

The audience laughs their asses off even harder at the fruity rat's pain.

"Number#4. Strangle his ass!!" Allison said, as she grabs him by the neck & crush his neck.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Snaptrap cries, as the audience laughs.

"SHUT UP, PUNK!!!!" Allison shouted, as the audience laughs. "Number#5. Punch him in the gut."

Then she punches him severely in the gut.

"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!" Snaptrap cried, as the audience continues to laugh at his torture.

"Shut up, you stupid bitch!!!" Allison shouted, as the audience laughs.

Twenty minutes later.

"Now." Allison said. "Number#6. THROW HIM INTO THE SHARK TANK!!!"

"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Snaptrap cried, as the audience laughs.

"SHUT UP, FAGGOT!!" Allison shouted, as she picked up the fruity rat & throw him into the shark tank.

The sharks started biting him.

"AHHHHHH!!!! THE TEETH!!!!" Snaptrap cries.

The audience laughs & the arena audience applaudes, as Allison takes a bow.

"Give it up for Allison Katz." Jersey said, as Allison goes backstage. "Up next. Andrea Katz."

Then Andrea walks out.

"So uh, what are gonna do, Annie?" Bunker asked, getting Andrea's name wrong.

"It's Andrea." Andrea corrected, as the audience laughs.

"Whatever." Bunker said, as the audience laughs. "So, what's gonna be your talent there, eh?"

"I am going to demonstrate my strength." Andrea said.

"Oooh!" said the three judges & the arena audience.

"How are you gonna do that?" Money Bags asked, snootily.

"Like this!!" Andrea said, as she runs outside.

Then she comes back with Money Bags' limo & a semi.

She was carrying them.

Then she started spinning the limo on her finger, like a basketball.

"Ooooh!" said the three male judges.

"Ooooh!" said the arena audience.

"Hmmpth!" Money Bags sniffed. "Put my limo down!!!"

After five minutes, Andrea set the limo down & started spinning the semi on her finger.

The arena audience applaudes to this.

After another five minutes, she set the semi down.

"Give it up for Andrea Katz!!" Jersey said.

The arena audience applaudes, as Andrea takes a bow. Then she walks backstage.

"Up next. Give it up for Roz Katswell." Jersey said.

Then Roz walks out.

"So, what's gonna be your talent, Ra-Ra-Roz?" Keswick asks.

"My talent's gonna be my sexy charm." Roz said.

"Ooooh!" said the three male judges.

"Ooooh!" said the arena audience, as the audience laughs.

Money Bags rolls her eyes.

"Alright." Roz said, as she reached for her strap on her bikini top.

Then she pulls down her top & tosses aside. Then she takes out a vibrator.

"Time to pleasure myself." Roz said.

Then she takes off her bikini bottom & high heels.

Then she sits on stages & puts the vibrator into her pussy & turns it on.

"Ahhhh!" Roz said with lust in her voice. "Mmmm."

All of the males in the arena started drooling & getting hard from watching this.

"Oh man!" Dudley exclaims. "I'm getting a fuckin' boner!!"

"Ma-Ma-Me too!" Keswick exclaims.

Then Roz grabs her breast & starts massaging it.

"Mmmm!" she said, as she massage her sexy tit & pushes the vibrator in & out of her pussy.

Dudley, Keswick, Bunker, & all of the male and some lesbians audience members was getting erections or wet.

"OH SHIT!!!!" the three male judges said, as the audience laughs.

"OH SHIT!!!" all of the male & lesbian audience members exclaims, as the audience laughs.

Money Bags, just rolled her eyes.

Roz was getting closer to her climax now.

"Ahhhhhh! Mmmmm!!! Ahhhhhh!!!" she cried.

"Oh shit!!" Dudley exclaims. "I'm harder than a motherfucka!!"

"Ma-Ma-Me too!!" Keswick exclaims.

"Me three!!" Bunker hollers, as his small erection showed through his pants.

"AHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Roz hollers, as she cums & squirts her breast milk. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

All of the male & lesbian audience members applaudes to Roz.

“Whoa! Now that was freakin’ hot!!!” Jersey exclaims. “Time out, while we use the restroom!!”

Then he runs out of there.

“Me too!!” Keswick shouted, as he runs out of there.

“Me three!!” Bunker shouted, after them.

“I just need to masturbate!!!” Dudley shouted & runs after them.

“US TOO!!!!” shouted the lesbian & male audience members, as the started clearing the arena.

50 minutes later.

All of the males & lesbians returns to their seats.

Jersey goes back to his host stand.

“Alright.” He started. “That was so sexy!! Give it up to Roz Katswell everyone!!”

Then the audience applaudes, as Roz walks back to backstage.

“Bring out the next girl!!” Jersey said.

Half an hour later.

“Okay.” Jersey said. “It’s time for dress. Up first. Ms. Kitty Katswell.”

Then Kitty walks out. She was wearing a dark emerald ballish princess dress & dark emerald high heels & red lipstick.

She goes to the foot of the stage & does her sexy ending pose, that she always do at the end of chapters.

The arena applaudes, as the judges write things down.

“Whoa! Now, that was hot.” Jersey said, as Kitty goes backstage. “Up next, Allison Katz.”

Then Allison walks out. She was wearing a purple ballish princess dress & purple high heels. She was wearing red lipstick.

She walks up to the foot of the stage. She does a spin & blew a kiss to the audience.

The judges made their marks, as the arena audience whoos.

“Hot shit!!” Jersey said, as Allison walks back to backstage. “Next is; Andrea Katz.”

Then Andrea walks out. She was wearing a black ballish princess dress & black high heels. She was also wearing red lipstick.

 She walks up to the foot of the stage. She shakes her whole sexy body & starts winking at the audience.

The judges made their marks, as the arena audience whoos & clap.

"Hot damn!!!" Jersey said, as Andrea walks back to backstage. "Next is; Roz Katswell!!!"

Then Roz walks out. She was wearing a dark blue ballish princess dress & black high heels. Like the other three, that went before her. She was wearing red lipstick.

She walks up to the foot of the stage. She pulls her clothes up & slaps her sexy ass.

"Hee!Hee!Hee!" Roz laughs sexually, as she blows a kiss to the audience.

All of the males & lesbian audience members passes out for being turned on.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" they said, as they passed out.

The male judges passed out too.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" they said, as they passed out also, as the audience laughs.

Jersey passes out too.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!" he said, as he fainted.

Money Bags makes her mark.

"Hmmpth!" she sniffed. "Whore."

15 minutes later.

Everyone who passed out from Roz's sexiness wakes up now.

"Ahem!" Jersey said, as he was regaining his composure. "That was the lovely Roz Katswell. Give her a hand."

Then the audience applaudes for her, as Roz walks back to backstage.

"Alright. Up next. Aquanetta." Jersey said, as the funny-sounding name female cat walks out.

30 minutes later.

All of the contestants was on stage now.

"Now. Time to announce the winner now." Jersey started, but was interrupted by Money Bags.

"STOP!!!" she shouted. "I want those four to be winners!!!!"

Then she points at Kitty, Roz, Allison, & Andrea.

"Why?" Jersey asked.

"Because, I can't stand seeing them anymore!!!" Money Bags said. "They make me sick!!! They work with dogs!!"

"So, what?" Jersey said. "That doesn't matter. What does matter is; that we only got one crown." Jersey said.

Money Bags runs up to the four cats.

"Here!!!" she said, as she took out three more crowns from hammerspace. "You can have mine's!!!"

Then she whistles.

"Jeeves!!! The flowers!!!" she orders.

"Yes ma'am." Jeeves said, as he gave each cat girl a bouquet of roses.

"Okay." Money Bags said. "You four are the winners!!! Now, get lost!! I've got a rich party happening in here in two hours!!!!"

"Wait a minute, Money Bags." Kitty started. "Where's our million dollars at? The winner, gets the million dollars & to be a mayor for the day."

"Okay!!" Money Bags said, as she took out her checkbook. "Dammit!"

She wrote out four checks for a million dollars.

"Here's your fuckin' checks!!" Money Bags shouted, as she gave the four cat girls the checks. "Now, LEAVE!!!!!"

Jersey puts the crowns on the four cats' heads.

"Give it up for the four brand new Ms. Cats!!" he announced.

The audience applaudes to this, as Money Bags angrily walks away.

Kitty, Roz, Allison, & Andrea take a bow & goes backstage.

Backstage.

"That was some beauty contest." Kitty said to the other three cat girls.

"It sure was, sis." Roz said.

"Ja! It was, Katswell darlinks." Andrea & Allison said.

"Yeah." Kitty started, before she stopped. "Was it just me, or did I hear Madame Catastrophe's voice?"

"Ja! You just did." Allison said, as she puts her eyepatch back on. "Surprise, Katswell darlink."

Andrea puts her eyepatch on.

"Surprise." she said to Roz, as the audience laughs.

Kitty & Roz was shocked at this.

"What?! How did you two get in here?" they asked.

Chaos smiles at Catastrophe.

"We, tell them the truth, no?" Chaos asks.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she turns to Kitty. "We broke out from jail to participate in beauty contest."

"How did you leave, without the prison guards noticing?" Roz asks.

"We used our sexy charm, New Agent Katswell darlink." Chaos replies.

"Oh." Kitty & Roz said in realization, as the audience laughs. "Ah, well. It doesn't matter anyway, since we all won."

"Speakink of which." Catastrophe started. "Who's goink first?"

"I'll go first!!" Chaos said.

"I don't have a problem with that." Kitty said.

"Me neither." Roz said.

"I agree with you sis." Catastrophe said. "You should go first. That'll be a wise thing, no?"

"Ja!" Chaos said, as the audience laughs.

"I'll do the second day." Kitty said.

"I'll do the third day." Catastrophe said.

"And I'll do the last day." Roz concluded.

"So, it is a plan?" Kitty asked.

"YEAH!!!" the three girl cats said in unison, as the audience laughs.

"Okay." Kitty said, as she picked up her bouquet of roses. "Tomorrow's gonna be great!!"

Then they all leave.

It was the very next day now.

Madame Chaos was sitting in the mayor's chair now.

She was wearing a black ladies' business suit, which stops at her thighs, black heels. She was wearing her beauty contest crown.

"Time to get started." she said, as she turns to the tv camera.

The cameraman counts down & gives her the signal.

"Hello, fine people." she said in a sweet voice. "My name's Andrea Katz. I was one of the four winner's of Ms. Cat yesterday. Now, I will do somethink different. I order all men in the Petropolis area, to do my biddink!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!"

Then it shows her, sitting in the mayor's chair. Laughing evilly.

"That's right, assholes!!!" she said. "Do my biddink!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!"

"Dammit! This sucks!!!" Dudley sniffs, as he pushed some giant-ass stone wheel.

Chaos whips Dudley's back.

"OWCH!!!" he exclaims, as the audience laughs at his torture.

"Mwahahahahahaha!!!" Chaos laughs.

Then she whips Keswick's back.

"OW-OW-OWCH!!!!" he exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"Push harder!!!" Chaos shouted, as she whipped Rabies.

"OWWWWWW!!!" Rabies cried, as the audience laughs.

Next day.

It was Kitty's turn now.

She was wearing a dark emerald ladies' business suit, which stops at her thighs & black high heels. She was wearing her beauty contest crown.

"Ahhh! Today's my day." she said, as the cameraman turns on the camera.

The camera man gives her the countdown.

"3. 2. 1!" he said.

"Hello, people of Petropolis." Kitty started. "My name's Kitty Katswell. I'm also one of the four winners of the Ms. Cat Beauty Contest, two days ago, I'm the mayor for the day. As my first order of mayor. I order everyone to go after Dudley Puppy, who works at TUFF & dress him up like a girl."

Soon, it shows Dudley running from a mob of city people.

He was dressed up like a girl.

The audience laughs at his appearance.

"What I do? What I do?" he cries.

"Ga-Ga-Get him!!!!" Keswick shouted.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Dudley hollers, as he starts running from the mob again.

Kitty was standing in the Mayor's office, laughing her ass off.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" she laughs. "Serves the asshole right, for leaving me downtown! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"

Dudley gets into a corner.

"Fuck! Dead end!!!" he cries.

The mob comes behind him.

"There ha-ha-he is!!!" Keswick shouted. "Let's get him!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Dudley hollers, as the audience laughs.

Day 3.

It was Catastrophe's turn now. She was wearing her normal attire, which was a purple dress coat, black mini skirt, & purple boots.

"Almost showtime!!!" Catastrophe said, as she looks at herself in the mirror.

Then she goes to the tv camera, where the camera man was.

"How do I look, Rabies darlink?" she asked the camera man, who was Rabies.

"You're lookink good, Catastrophe darlink." Rabies said with a smile on his face, as the audience laughs. "Okayith. 3. 2. 1."

"Hello Petropolis." she started. "I am Allison Katz. Most of you know me as, Madame Catastrophe. Today, I am beink the mayor for a day, after I won the Ms. Cat beauty contest with my twin sister & two female TUFF agents. Anyways, since I'm the mayor & all that shit. I want a statue of myself made & all that shit!!"

It shows, Catastrophe modeling for her statue in front of City hall. Everyone was making the statues.

"Damn!" Dudley sniffs. "This fuckin' sucks!!!! I don't wanna build a statue. Unless, the statue's gonna be Kitty or Roz."

"Shut up!!!" shouted a man off-screen. "Keep working mutt!!"

"Fuck you!!!" Dudley sniffed, as he threw his hammer at the asshole.

Catastrophe & Rabies saw this happening.

"Ha! Now, that was funny, wasn't it Catastrophe darlink?" Rabies asked, as he laughs.

"Ja!" Catastrophe laughs. "It sure was, Rabies darlink."

Later, the statues were done. Rabies & Catastrophe herself was judging them.

"Mmmm! No." Catastrophe said, as she went to the next one. "No. Net! Nada! Na-uh!!! Damn! These statues suck!!!!"

"Ja." Rabies said. "I know, what you mean, Catastrophe darlink.

Then they come across one, that looks exactly like her.

"This is it!!!" Catastrophe exclaims. "This is the one, Rabies darlink!!!"

"Damn! It sure looks like you." Rabies awed.

"Who did this one?" Catastrophe asked.

Kitty walks up.

"I did, Catastrophe." she said. "I memorized your body good. This was easy, because, we both have the same body type. You love, no?"

"JA!!!!" Catastrophe exclaims, as the audience laughs. "You did a good job, Katswell darlink."

Then she reaches into her pocket & took out some money.

"Here's your prize, darlink. $1000 dollars."

"Gee. Thanks, Catastrophe." Kitty said, as she put the money into her pocket.

Catastrophe turns to everyone else.

"Alright." she started. "Get lost. That'll be a wise idea, no?"

Then everyone leaves city hall all pissed & disappointed.

Day 4.

It was Roz's turn now. She was wearing a dark blue ladies' business suit, which stops at her thighs. Black skirt & black high heels. She was checking herself in the mirror.

"Okay." she said, as she puts on the Ms. Cat beauty crown. "Time to make shit happen."

The camera man counts down now.

"3. 2. 1." he said.

"Hello, Petropolis. My name's Roz Katswell." Roz started. "The last of the winners of the Ms. Cat beauty pageant. For the last three days, all of you citizens had to dealt with crap from the three other winners. That's gonna change today. Today. I'm gonna help people, then I'm gonna throw a fuckin' huge-ass party. Everyone's invited!!!!"

So, after dealing with the people's problem like; filling in potholes. Maintaining the city's budget, & dealing with that annoying chipmunk girl. The party was on at city hall.

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Dudley said, as he drunk a beer.

The audience laughs.

"Now, this how a ma-ma-mayor should be!!" Keswick said. "I haven't had this much fun, since two day ago!!!"

"God! New Agent Katswell, should be the mayor everyday!!" the Chief exclaims, as he drunk a whole bottle of wine, as the audience laughs.

Mayor Roz comes out of city hall.

"So, are you all enjoying the party?" she asks.

"YES!!!" everyone replies, as the audience laughs.

"Well, anything for you." Roz said. "Please continue having fun."

So, everyone continues having fun at the party.

Roz interrupts again.

"Pardon me, everyone." she said on a pa system. "But, who's the best mayor ever?"

"Pothole McPuker!!!" shouted a drunken Dudley, as the audience laughs.

He passes out on the ground.

The audience laughs.

"ROZ IS!!!" shouted Kitty.

The crowd cheers & agrees with her.

Roz smiles.

"Thank you. Thank you." she said. "Now, lemme party with ya!!"

Then she comes down & joins the party.

Next Afternoon.

The four cat girls, decided to have a get-together with each other at El Mexicana.

"Oh man! What a week." Chaos said, as she ate her taco salad.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she drunk some of her margarita. "I can't believe, that we all won, that Ms. Cat Beauty Contest!!"

"Yeah." Kitty & Roz said, as they drunk their margaritas. "Mmmm!! This margaritas are good as fuck!!!!

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she drunk some more of hers.

"Awww." Chaos said. "I wish, that I can have some."

"That what you get for having taco salad in your mouth, when we said not it for the margaritas." Roz said, as she ate some of her grande’ burrito.

"Dammit!" Chaos sniffs.

Catastrophe turns to her.

"Don't worry about that, sis." she started. "We've got a case of margaritas, that's comink home with us, for you to drink, when we get done here."

"Really?" Chaos asks.

"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she ate some of her nachos.

"But until then, let's continue to party!!" Roz said, as she pours some extremely hot taco sauce onto her burrito.

"YEAH!!!" the three other cat girls, said, as they clink their glasses, as the audience laughs.

So, they continue to party, as Amy brings them more margaritas & food.

Six hours later.

Kitty, Roz, Allison & even Madam Chaos was drunk off their minds now.

"It's like, gettin' late girls." Amy said, as she took away their empty margarita glasses.

"Don't worry, about that." Kitty slurred. "You go home."

"Yeah." Roz slurred. "And we'll lock up."

Chaos looks at Roz.

"You know, New Agent Katswell darlink?" Chaos asks her.

"What?" Roz asks.

"You're so good lookink." Chaos purrs, as the audience laughs.

"Thanks." Roz said, as she blushed.

Catastrophe turns to Kitty.

"So, Katswell darlink." she slurred. "How about, we go back to your place & have; what do you call it? Relations. That'll be a wise & sexy idea, no?"

"No. No. No." Kitty said. "You're drunk, Catastrophe. You're drunk. Besides. I'm straight."

"Oh come on!!" Catastrophe whined. "Please? I'll be your friend."

"You're already my friend." Kitty slurred. "My secret best friend."

Catastrophe pouts.

Kitty looks at her, with lust on her face.

"But, I am kinda wondering, how sex with you is like." she said. "Okay, Catastrophe. I'll have sex with you."

"JA!!!!!" Catastrophe cheers, as the audience laughs.

"FOURSOME CITY!!!!" Chaos shouted.

Then they leave for Kitty's house.

At Kitty's house, in DeLisle Park.

The four cat girls was sitting on Kitty's couch, making out.

"Mmmm!" Catastrophe said. "I am lovink your sexy lips, Katswell darlink."

"Thank you, Catastrophe." Kitty said, as she started unbuttoning Catastrophe's shirt.

She was wearing a purple lace bra.

"Mmmm!" Kitty said, as she rubs Catastrophe's breasts. "Looks like someone's healthy!!"

"You tell me!!" Catastrophe said, as she extracts her claws & slashes Kitty's top open.

Kitty was wearing a green lacy bra.

Catastrophe starts tugging on the bra, until it snaps off.

Kitty's sexy 42B tits was out in the open for Catastrophe to see.

Catastrophe starts squeezing Kitty's sexy breasts.

"Mmmm! You are pretty healthy, Katswell darlink." she said as she squeezed. "Father Time's been good on your body, no?"

"Ja!" Kitty said. "Now, lemme show you, what else I have to offer."

Then she takes off her pants, gloves, boots, socks, & her green panties.

Kitty then stood there in front of Catastrophe. In all of her sexy naked glory.

The audience whoos to this.

"You like?" Kitty asked in a sexy tone.

"Net!" Catastrophe started. " I LOVE YOUR SEXY BODY, KATSWELL DARLINK!!"

"So, do you wanna get started, Catastrophe sweetie?" Kitty asked with lust in her voice.

"JA!!!" Catastrophe exclaims, as she takes the rest of her clothes off.

Soon, she was standing naked in her sexy glory.

"Readky, darlink?" Catastrophe asks, with a smile on her face.

"Ja!" Kitty said.

Then Catastrophe pounces onto Kitty & started fingering her.

"Ahhhhhh! Mmmmm!" Kitty said, with lust in her voice.

"You lovink this, no?" Catastrophe asks, as she fingers her.

"Yeah." Kitty said.

"If you love that." Catastrophe started. "Then you're goink to love this!!!"

She grabs Kitty's 42B's & start massaging them.

"Ahhhh! Mmmmm!" Kitty purred. "I love that!!"

Catastrophe smiles.

"See?" she said in a sexy tone. "I told you, that you're goink to love it."

"Milk me, Catastrophe." Kitty said. "Milk me!! Fuck me!!"

"Oh, I will darlink." Catastrophe said, as she took out a vibrator from her jacket pocket. "I will."

Then she takes out her fingers from Kitty's pussy & puts the vibrator in. She turns it on.

"You lovink that, Katswell darlink?" Catastrophe asks.

"Yes, Catastrophe baby!!" Kitty shouted with lust in her voice. "Yes!!!"

"I'm glad." Catastrophe said, as she started rubbing Kitty's breast more firmer & faster.

Chaos was making out with Roz.

"Mmmm! You are, what they say; a sexy kisser, no?" she asks Roz in a sexy tone.

"Yes." Roz said. "Thanks, Chaos."

"Anytime, my new secret best friend." Chaos smiled, as she starts massaging Roz's breasts, while she still had her jacket, shirt, & bra on. "Mmmm!! Sexy titties."

"You wanna see, no?" Roz asks in a sexy tone.

"Ja!" Chaos said.

"Alright." Roz said.

Then she takes off her gloves, jacket, boots, pants, shirt, socks, bra, & panties.

She was standing in front of Chaos, in her sexy naked glory.

"You love?" Roz asks in a sexy tone.

"Ja!!" Chaos exclaims, with a smile on her face.

"We fuck now!" Roz said in a sexy mock Russian accent.

"OKAYITH!!!" Chaos exclaims, with a smile on her face, as the audience laughs.

Then she takes off all of her clothes too.

She stands naked in front of Roz.

"Love it?" Chaos asks.

"Ja!!!" Roz said.

"Good!" Chaos said, as she took out a vibrator from her jacket pocket. "Time for me to, what they say; fuck you now. That'll be a wise thing, no?"

"JA!!" Roz exclaims.

Then they both sit on the floor & Chaos inserts the vibrator into Roz's pussy. She turns the setting on it, to full.

"Ahhhh! Mmmmm!" Roz moaned.

"You love, no?" Chaos asked.

"Yeah." Roz said. "Mmmmmmm!!!"

"If you like that." Chaos said, as she grabs Roz's sexy 42B breast. "Then you're gonna love this!!!"

Then she puts her mouth onto Roz's breast & start sucking it.

"Mmmmmm!!!" Chaos mutters, as she sucks Roz's tit & starts pushing the vibrator in & out.

"Ahhhh! Mmmmm!" Roz mutters sexually.

"You love, no?" Chaos asks.

"Ja!" Roz said. "Fuck me!!! Milk me!!! Milk me & fuck me, Chaos!!!"

"Don't worry, New Agent Katswell darlink." Chaos said. "I will."

Then she continues on rubbing on Roz's breast & pushing the vibrator in & out of her pussy.

"Ahhhh!! Mmmm!" Kitty said, as she started fingering Catastrophe.

"Mmmmmmm!!!" Catastrophe purrs, as she started tugging & pulling at Kitty's sexy breast, and pushed the vibrator deeper into Kitty's pussy.

"Ahhhhh!!!" Kitty cries loudly.

"Ahhhhh!!!" Catastrophe said. "Mmmmm!!!! That's right, Katswell darlink. Finger me!!! Finger me, faster & deeper!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Mmmmm!!!"

"Okay." Kitty said, as she fingers Catastrophe deeper & faster.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!! Mmmmmmm!!" Catastrophe exclaims sexually.

"Ahhhhhh!" Roz hollers sexually. "I love this!!!!"

"I know, darlink." Chaos said, as she pushes the vibrator deeper into Roz's pussy and starts pulling & tugging at her breasts.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm!!!" Roz moans sexually.

"Mmmmmmm!!! Ahhhhhh!!!" Kitty hollers sexually.

"That's right, Katswell darlink." Catastrophe said, sexually. "Cum for Catastrophe. Squirt for Catastrophe. Cum & squirt for Catastrophe."

"Ahhhhh! AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kitty hollers, as she squirts her breast milk & cummed. "Haaaaaaaaaaaa."

"There we go!!" Catastrophe exclaims, as she sees Kitty's milk squirt. "There's my prize."

Then she puts her mouth over Kitty's breasts & starts drinking her milk.

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Mmmmm!! Your milk, tastes very good, Katswell darlink!" Catastrophe said. "I am lovink it!! Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!"

"Thank you, Catastrophe dear." Kitty said, as she continues fingering Catastrophe fast & deeper. "Drink it all up. It's good for you."

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" Catastrophe said, as she drank Kitty's breast milk.

Chaos was pulling & tugging at Roz's breasts now, while she pushes the vibrator deeper into Roz's pussy.

Roz was loving this.

"Ahhhhhh! Mmmmm!!! Ahhhhhh!!!" Roz cried.

"That's right, new secret best friend Rozzie darlink." Chaos said. "Squirt your breast milk & cum for Chaos."

"Ahhhh! AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Roz hollers, as she squirts her breast milk & cums long & hard. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

"There's my prize." Chaos said, as she smiles at Roz squirting her breast milk.

Then she puts her mouth over Roz's breast & starts drinking Roz's breast milk.

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Mmmm! Delicious milk, New Agent Katswell darlink." Chaos said.

"Thank you, Chaos sweetie." Roz said. "Drink it all up. It'll make you all big & strong."

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" Chaos said, as she drank the breast milk.

Catastrophe had drunk up all of Kitty's breast milk.

"That was good, Katswell darlink." she said. "I loved your breast milk."

Then she took out the vibrator out of Kitty's pussy.

She puts it in her mouth & she licks the juices on it.

"Mmmm! Your cum, tastes sweet & delicious too, no?" Catastrophe asks, as she took the vibrator out of her mouth.

Kitty laughs sexually.

"Thank you, Catastrophe honey." she said, as she pins Catastrophe down.

She takes the vibrator from her & sticks it into her pussy.

"Now, lemme return the favor." Kitty said, with lust in her voice.

Then she turns the vibrator on full. Then she grabs Catastrophe's big sexy breast & starts massaging it.

"Mmmm!" Kitty moaned sexually.

"Ahhhh! Mmmm!" Catastrophe moans sexually.

Chaos had drunk up all of Roz's breast milk.

"That was delicious, New Agent Katswell darlink." Chaos said, as she burps. "Your breast milk tastes better than MacDonald's."

"Thank you, Chaos." Roz said in a sexy tone.

Chaos took the vibrator out of Roz's pussy & puts it into her mouth.

"Mmmm!" Chaos said. "Your cum tastes very sweet, New Agent Katswell darlink!"

"Thank you again, Chaos." Roz said. "Let's scissor each other!!"

"Okayith!!" Chaos said with happiness in her voice, as the audience laughs.

Then Roz sits down in front of Chaos, as Chaos scoots in front of her.

Their pussys connected & they started rubbing against each other.

Roz grabs Chaos' breast & starts massaging it.

"Mmmm!" Roz said. "I love your big sexy breast, Chaos."

"Thankink you, New Agent Katswell darlink." Chaos said.

"Please. Call me, Rozzie." Roz said.

"Okayith." Chaos said. "Rozzie."

So, Roz keeps massaging Chaos's breast, as they kept scissoring each other.

Kitty started tugging on Catastrophe's breast now, as she pushed the vibrator deeper into Catastrophe's pussy.

"Ahhhhhh! Mmmmm!" Catastrophe moans sexually. "Ahhhhhh!"

"Sounds like a certain someone's ready to cum?" Kitty said, as she tugs on Catastrophe's breast harder now. "AREN'T YA!?"

"AHHHH!! JA, KATSWELL DARLINK!!!" Catastrophe screams sexually. "I'M ABOUT TO CUM!!!!! THAT'LL BE A WISE THING, YES!?"

"Yes!!" Kitty said, as she pulled & tugged on Catastrophe's breast.

"AHHHH!! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Catastrophe screams, as she squirts her breast milk & cummed. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

"Ahhh, there's my prize!" Kitty said.

Then she puts her mouth onto Catastrophe's breast & starts drinking up the breast milk.

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" Kitty said. "Your milk tastes sweet, Catastrophe!! Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!"

"Thankink you, Katswell darlink." Catastrophe said. "Drink it all up. It's good for you, no?"

"Gulp! Gulp! Ja!" Kitty said in a false Russian accent, as the audience laughs. "Gulp! Gulp!"

Roz starts tugging on Chaos' breast now, as they both kept scissoring each other.

"Ahhhhh!! Mmmmmm!!" Chaos cries sexually. "Ahhhhhh!!!'

"Sounds like, a certain Russian kitty's about to cum?" Roz teased in a sexy tone. "Ahhhhhhhh!"

"Ja!!" Chaos said. "I'm about to squirt & cum, Rozzie darlink!!"

"That's good." Roz said, as she pulls & tugs at Chaos' breast & rubbed her pussy faster. "Ahhhhh!!! Cum for momma!!"

"AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Chaos screams sexually, as she squirts her breast milk & cums onto Roz's pussy. "Haaaaaaaaaaa!"

"There's my prize." Roz said, as she puts her mouth on Chaos' breast & starts drinking her breast milk.

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Delicious, Chaos darlink!" Roz said in a fake Russian accent. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!!"

"Thanks, Rozzie darlink." Chaos said. "Drink it all up. That'll be a wise thing, no?"

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Yeah." Roz said. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!"

Ten minutes later.

Both Katswell twins finished drinking the Catastrophe twins' breast milk.

"Ahhhh!" Kitty & Roz said in unison. "That was good, Katz sisters."

Catastrophe & Chaos laughs sexually.

"Thank you, darlinks." Catastrophe & Chaos laughs.

Kitty picks up Catastrophe's vibrator & licks it.

"Mmmm!" she said. "Your cum is delicious, Catastrophe sweetie."

"Thank you, Katswell darlink." Catastrophe smiled.

Then she french kisses Kitty.

"Mmmm! I love you, Katswell darlink." Catastrophe whispered.

"I love you too, Catastrophe." Kitty said.

"I love you, Rozzie darlink." Chaos said to Roz.

"I love you too, Chaos baby." Roz said.

Then Chaos kisses Roz.

"Well, the holidays are just weeks away." Kitty said.

"Yeah." the other three said.

"I can't wait for it to be over, darlinks." Catastrophe said. "Christmas is too overrated, no?"

"Ja!" the other three exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.

"Christmas is just a pain-in-the-ass now!" Roz sniffs. "It's no longer about fun. It's about spending cash on someone, who might not like the fuckin' gift in the first place."

The audience agrees & applaudes for Roz.

Roz notices.

"Thank you. Thank you." she said.

"Well, I think that's it." Kitty said, as she puts her emerald robe on. "Let's end the chapter now."

"Okay." Roz said, as she puts on her blue robe.

"Okayith." Catastrophe said, as she puts on her purple robe.

"Okayith." Chaos said, as she puts on her black robe.

Kitty turns to the camera.

"I hope, you guys enjoyed chapter 16." she said. "I know, I sure did."

"Tune in, next chapter." Roz said. "It'll be better!"

Then they do their sexy poses & blew kisses to the fans, as the new Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.

The audience applaudes.