The Kitty Katswell Show

Ghost Kitty

I know, Halloween is a week away, but I feel the need to do this one. It's been digging at me for some time. Anyways, this takes place, after Dudley's birthday. So anyway, please enjoy this chapter and read & review.

This chapter will start off different from the previous ones.

It was a dark & peaceful night in Petropolis. The moon was shining, so it wasn't as dark though, fog was forming.

Then a sound broke the peaceful silence. It was an eerie sound was heard.

"Oooooo!" it sounded.

Then a ghostly figure, driving a ghostly car, drives through the city. Making a whole of a hell a lot of noise.

"...And every year, on the date of the death. It drives through, as a warning to others. Shrieking & hollering like the lost soul it is!"

"Dudley. What the hell, are you talking about?" said a female voice.

It then shows, Kitty, Roz, & Dudley standing outside of the TUFF headquarters, killing time, before they have to go in.

The audience applaudes, cheers, whoos, & whistles for the TUFF trio.

"The ghost kitty." Dudley said. "I saw it last night."

"Where?" asked Kitty & Roz in unison.

"On the southeast side of the city." Dudley said. "Oooh! It just makes skin crawl, just talkin' about it."

"Hmmpth! Don't be so fuckin' silly, Dudley." Kitty laughs. "Everyone knows, that there’s no such thing as ghosts."

"Yeah." Roz said. "But those murdering assholes legends still exist though.

"Yeah." Kitty & Dudley said in unison.

Then she looks at the fog.

"Damn! Just look at all this fog!" she said. "I'm surprised, that anybody knows where everything is."

"Yeah." Kitty said. "It's just like Pea soup."

"Pea Soup?" Dudley asks, as the audience laughs. "Where. Where?"

Kitty & Roz laughs at Dudley's stupidity.

"It's just an expression, baby." Kitty said.

"Dammit!" Dudley sniffs, as the audience laughs.

"I've heard that this fog might last into the late afternoon." Roz said.

"Hmmm?" Kitty said. "With all this fog, I bet all the villains probably take the day off."

"And that means, we can get the day off too!!" Dudley exclaims.

"Well, sort of." Kitty said. "I bet, the Chief'll find us something' to do."

"Let's go inside." Roz said.

Then the trio goes into the headquarters.

At her desk, Kitty was typing on her computer & Roz was reading the newspaper.

"Did you see this, sis." she said.

Kitty stops typing.

"What is it?" she asks.

"There had been a bunch of nighttime robberies." Roz read out loud. "Police is stumped."

Kitty laughs.

"Ha! What else is new?" she laughs, as the audience laughs. "The police don't really do anything, except eat donuts & tase people."

Then Dudley walks up, eating a donut.

"Isn't that right, Dudley baby?" Kitty asks, with a sly smile.

"What?" Dudley asked. "What are you two talking about?"

"We're talking about the lazy ass cops in Petropolis, baby." Kitty said.

"Don't remind me." Dudley said, as he rolled his eyes. "Those fuckin' stupid assholes tased me & threw my ass in jail, for no reason!!"

"Just like, every innocent person that gets thrown into jail." Roz said.

The audience laughs & applaudes to this.

"I blame George W. Bush, for the shitty policing." Kitty said.

The audience applaudes to this also.

Then the author appears & gives Kitty a check.

"Thank you, Mr. Homey." she said, as she put the check in her pocket.

Just then, the Chief's voice was heard on the intercom.

"AGENTS KATSWELL, PUPPY, & KATSWELL. COME TO MY OFFICE!!!" he shouted.

So, the main TUFF trio goes to the Chief's office.

In the Chief's office.

He turns to them.

"I've got some news for you three." he said.

"Are you, getting some new wallpaper for your office?" Dudley asked, as the audience laughs.

"Are you goin' to AA meetings?" Kitty asked, as the audience laughs.

"You're getting fired?" Roz asked, as the audience laughs.

"No, none of those." The Chief said. "As since, there are plenty of robberies, occurring in the middle of the night & the police are pretty useless. I have decided, to have a Graveyard shift until the crimes stop."

"So, who's gonna work on that shift, sir?" Dudley asked.

"Why, you, both Katswell sisters, & Keswick." The Chief said.

"Us?" Kitty asked.

"Yes." The Chief said. "Since you three, are the only best agents suited for the job & main characters of this fic. I want you four to be a part of this."

"How much, are we gonna get paided?" Roz asks. "The same?"

"You'll each, get 90% more than all of the other background poser agents." the Chief said.

Kitty, Dudley, & Roz smiles widely, as dollar signs danced in their eyes, as the audience laughs.

"Really?" they asked in unison, as the audience laughs.

"Yep." the Chief said. "And if I'm lying, let the lord strike me down now."

Nothing happens.

"See? I told you, that I wasn't lying."

"So, when is the Graveyard shift starts, Chief?" Kitty asked.

"Tonight." The Chief said.

"So, what do we do until then?" Dudley asked.

"You can fuck around." the Chief said.

"Hi-Gee-Gee!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"You three are dismissed, until later." the Chief said, as he took out a bottle of beer.

The three agents leave, as the flea starts drinking.

The audience laughs.

In the employee lounge.

Roz was talking.

"Oh shit! I can't wait, until later." she exclaims.

"Why?" Kitty asked, as she was reading a magazine called; 'Hot Cars'.

"Because, we four are going to be alone in the place." Roz said. "And that means, that I can tease Keswick and make him drool over me."

"You're gonna suck him off again?" Kitty asked, as she flipped through the car magazine.

"Yep." Roz said.

"I bet, he's gonna enjoy that." Kitty said.

"Yeah." Roz said, as the audience whoos & laughs. "Hopefully, he'll squirt a lot in my mouth again."

Kitty laughs, as the audience whoos.

"You're really a trip, Roz." she said. "You're really a trip."

Then Dudley appears.

He had a box of donuts & was eating them.

"Mmmm! Donuts. My favorite candy." he said, as he swallowed one.

The audience laughs.

Roz goes to him.

"D'you got any jelly-filled donuts?" she asks.

"Yes." Dudley said. "Matter of fact, there's plenty of them. I don't give a damn, about the jelly-filled ones. I only like the chocolate glazed ones."

"Gimme those donuts!" Roz shouted.

She snatches the donut box from him, as the audience laughs.

"Ow! Dammit!" Dudley cried. "You gave me a boxcut."

Roz turns to Kitty.

"Hey, Kitty. I got a box full of jelly-filled donuts." she said to her sister.

"Jelly-filled donuts?" Kitty asked, as she licked her lips, as the audience laughs.

"Yep." Roz said, as she opened up the box of donuts. "There's enough here, for just the two of us."

"Yummy!!!" Kitty said, as she grabbed a donut.

Then she & Roz took huge & loud bites from their donuts.

The audience laughs.

"What's that you're reading, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.

"Oh this?" Kitty asked, as she picked up the 'Hot Cars' magazine. "It's a magazine called; 'Hot Cars'. They have pretty hot cars."

Then Dudley looks at Kitty reading the magazine.

"What type of cars, are in your magazine, Kit-Kat?" he asks in a curious voice.

"You know? Convertibles, Foreign jobs & shit like that." Kitty said.

Then she sighs.

"God. I wish, I had enough money to buy one of these."

Dudley then starts thinking of something.

"Hmmm?" he said to himself. "Kitty wants one of those cars. Maybe, I'll buy her one of those for Christmas."

Just then, Keswick walks into the employee lounge.

Kitty sees him.

"Look, Roz. It's Keswick." she called.

Roz turns to him.

"Hey, buddy!" she said in a sweet voice, with a sly smile.

The audience laughs, as they knew what Roz was gonna do to him.

"H-H-Hello Agents Puppy, Katswell & N-N-New Agent K-Katswell." Keswick greeted.

"Don't I look good today?" Roz asks, as she twisted a strand of her red hair with a finger, as the audience laughs.

"Y-Yes, New Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell." Keswick said. "You look f-f-fantastic."

Roz smiles.

"Why, thank you." she said with a smile. "Why don't you sit down, next to me."

Keswick smiles, as the audience laughs at his reaction to this.

"ALRIGHT!!!!" he exclaims, as the audience laughs.

Then he sits, right next to Roz.

She turns to him.

"Guess what?" Roz asks.

"Wha-What?" Keswick asks.

"We start the graveyard shift, tonight." Roz replies.

"Oh, yeah." Keswick said. "I know, all about tha-that. I haven't worked on the graveyard shift before."

"I have." Roz said. "Do you wanna know why, they call it that?"

"Yeah." Keswick said. "It means, it's a work shift running through the early hours of the ma-ma-morning. In most cases from midnight to 8 am."

"I know that." Roz said. "But there's another reason they call it that."

Dudley hears her.

"Oh shit! I don't like the way this is going." he said, as he burps.

The audience laughs at his ass.

Roz clears her throat.

"The call it that because, during those hours, the dead arise from the ground." she said in a spooky voice.

"Yeah. Right." Dudley said. "The dead can't rise from the ground. It's impossible!!"

Then he starts thinking.

He turns to Kitty.

"Isn't it, Kit-Kat?" he asked in a scared voice.

"Yeah, it's impossible for the dead to raise from the ground, Dudley baby." Kitty said.

Dudley releases a sigh of relief.

"But, during those hours. Murders go up by 65%." she said. "Rape 10%, and robberies & break-ins 25%."

"And not to mention, those shady characters." Roz started. "You know? Those crazies that always hang out at the bus station train station, bars, overpasses, & by the railroad tracks always go out for the hunt for the night."

Then she turns to Kitty.

"Remember what happened to that guy last week, sis?" Roz asks.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "Poor guy."

"Uh, what are you two talking about?" Dudley asks.

Kitty turns to him.

"Julio 'El Pollo' Fuentes." Kitty said. "He was walking down the street, on the far southwest side of Petropolis last Friday. He used to work for his own restaurant called; 'El Pollo's Tacos'. Anyways, he was walking down the street at 3 in the morning, when he was robbed. After he was robbed, he was shot to death."

"The fa-fa-far southwest side of Petropolis, eh?" Keswick said, as he took a donut. "I've heard, that's the roughest side of town."

Dudley turns to him.

"You know, about this side of town?" he asks.

"Yeah." Keswick said. "Everyone kn-kn-knows about it. I'm not a total ga-ga-geek."

"And you know, what they say." Roz started, but was interrupted by Dudley.

"Ooooh! Ooooh! Can I say it?" he begged, as the audience laughs. "Please Roz?"

"Okay, Duds." Roz sighed. "You can say it."

"Alright." Dudley said.

Then he clears his throat."

"You know, what they say. Only toasters. Toast, toast." he smiled stupidly, as the audience laughs at his stupid saying.

All the others groaned, as the audience laughs.

"No, Duds." Roz said. "They say this about that side of town. Once it gets late. Stay your ass at home, until it gets eight."

"Yeah." Keswick said.

"That restaurant sounds so familiar." Dudley said, as he took out a coupon.

He reads it.

"'A free dinner coupon for three at 'El Pollo's Tacos!!'" he read. "Ohhh! Well, I guess, this isn't no more good."

He tears it up.

"I also heard, that the far southwest side robbery & murder, was planned by Big Poppa." Roz said.

"Who?" Dudley asked.

"Yeah, I've heard about that too, Roz." Kitty said.

"Who's Big Poppa?" Dudley asked. "Is he a rapper from the 90's?"

The audience laughs at Dudley's stupidness & cluelessness.

Kitty turns to him.

"No, sweetie. That's Biggie Smalls, you're thinking about." she said.

"Oh." Dudley said.

"Big Poppa, is a rich druglord, that's in charge of the Petropolis underground, the far southwest side & two moderate sized cities named; Jamestown & Benson City." Kitty said. "He runs a gang, that traffics drugs & weapons between those two cities & the rest of the country."

"Yeah. He's a pretty sca-sca-scarey guy too." Keswick said.

Dudley turns to Keswick.

"You've met him?"

"Yeah." Keswick started. "This was before; any of you started working here. I was just starting out ha-ha-here. He wanted to buy the headquarters & make it into his downtown hideout."

"For real?" Kitty & Roz asked.

"Yeah." Keswick said. "But the Chief wouldn't hear of it. So Big Poppa, vows to kill any TUFF agent, that goes to the far southwest side or either Jamestown or Benson City with extreme pra-pra-prejudice."

"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "That shit's real right there."

"Yeah." the Katswells said.

"I'm feeling even more scared, Kitty." Dudley cried, as he grabs onto his girlfriend. "First, this ghost cat. Now this Big Poppa asshole. I'm so scared!!! I don't wanna do the graveyard shift!!!"

Kitty pats his shoulder.

"Don't worry, baby. We'll be here to protect you." she said in a soothing voice.

Then she gives him a kiss.

"And I won't let anyone hurt you." Kitty concluded.

Dudley smiled.

"Thanks, babe." he said. "I feel better now."

"So, are we gonna stay in here, all day?" Keswick asks.

"I am." Kitty said.

"So am I." Roz added.

"Me three!!" Dudley said, as he downed his donuts, as the audience laughs.

"Okay." Keswick said, as he grabs the newspaper & starts reading it. "Might as well kill time."

"Yeah." the main trio said in unison, as the audience laughs.

So Keswick starts reading the newspaper, as Kitty & Roz looks at the car magazine & Dudley eats the rest of his donuts.

A little later now.

It was lunchtime now.

Kitty looked out the window.

"Damn! It's still foggy out." she said.

"I told you, that it's gonna last all fuckin' day, sis." Roz said.

"So, are we gonna get lunch?" Dudley asked, as he stomach rumbles & the audience laughs.

"Yeah." Kitty said, as she took out a lunch menu from hammerspace. "There's this place, a block down the street called; 'Homey's Subs'. I've heard, that they have great sandwiches."

"So, who's gonna go?" Dudley asked.

"I think, we all should go." Roz said. "We'll take my car."

"That's fine with me, New Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell." Keswick said.

"Okay." Roz said.

Then they all go down to Roz's car & go to Homey's Subs.

At Homey's Subs.

The quartet was deciding on what they wanna get.

Well, Kitty & Roz already knew what they wanna get.

Keswick & Dudley was still making up their minds.

"Hmmm? I can't make up my mind." Dudley said.

"I already made up my ma-ma-mind." Keswick said.

"Okay." Kitty said, as she turned to the other three. "You all made up your minds, on what you gonna get?"

"Yeah." Roz said.

"Yep." Keswick said.

"I've haven't!!" Dudley said sadly. "I'm still trying to make up my mind."

"Whatever." Kitty said, as she went up to the counter.

The manager/owner welcomes them.

"Welcome to Homey's Subs." he said. "How can I help you, today?"

"I want the Homey Club Sub." Kitty said. "Two of them, please?"

"Okay." the owner said, as he looks at Roz. "And for you, miss?"

"I would like the Spicy Taco Sub." Roz said. "With extra spice."

"Okay." the owner said, as he looks at Keswick. "And for you sir?"

"I would like the Chicken Salad Sub." Keswick said.

"Okay." the owner said, as he writes down the orders. "So, I got written down. Two Homey Club Subs. The Spicy Taco Sub & the Chicken Salad Sub. Am I correct?"

"Yeah!" Kitty, Roz, & Keswick said.

"Okay." the owner said. "That'll be $25.95, please."

Roz & Keswick was ready to pay, but Kitty stopped them.

"Don't worry, guys." she said, as she took out her small black purse. "I'm paying for this."

So she takes out the money & gives it to the owner.

"Thank you." the owner said.

Then he looks at Dudley.

"Uh, sir. Are you with this party?" the owner asks.

Dudley looks up at him.

"Yeah. Yeah!" he said, as he walks up to the counter. "I'm ready to order now."

The owner takes out a notepad & pen.

"Okay. So what do you want?" he asked.

"I would like all of their orders." Dudley said. "Except, I want ten of them."

"Ten of each?" the owner asks.

"Yeah." Dudley said, as the audience laughs at his gluttoness.

"Okay." the owner said, as he wrote down the order. "That'll be $250, 85, please."

Then Dudley looks at his empty shirt pocket.

A few crumbs fall out of it.

Then he gave Kitty, that sad puppy look.

"Will you pay for me, Kit-Kat?" he said, as the audience laughs at his sad puppy look.

Kitty sighs & smiles.

"Okay." she said, as she took out the money.

"Thanks, Kit-Kat." Dudley said, getting happy again.

So Kitty paided & then go to a table to wait for their orders.

45 minutes later.

The quartet was eating their lunch now.

"Mmmm!!" Dudley exclaims, as he shoves a sandwich in his mouth, as the audience laughs. "This shit's good!!!"

"I know." Kitty said, as she took a bite from her Homey Club Sub. "The owner of this place, sure knows how to make a sub!!"

"Y-Yeah." Keswick said. "This shit is good as ha-ha-hell."

Roz takes a bite from her sub.

"Damn! This fuckin' sandwich tastes so motherfuckin' good!!" she exclaims. "I think, I'm gonna eat here everyday!!"

Then the author walks up & gives the quartet checks.

"Thank you, Mr. Homey." they all said, as they put the checks into their pockets, as the audience laughs.

Then the owner walks up to the quartet, with four Halloween treat bags.

"Here you go." the owner said, as he gave them the Halloween treats.

"What are these?" Dudley asked.

"They're your Halloween treats." the owner said. "We're giving away Halloween treats to everyone."

"Wow." Kitty said. "Thanks."

Roz turns to him.

"Can we get take out trays for these, please?" she asked.

"Sure, Miss." the owner said.

Then he went to get the take-out trays.

He returns.

"Here you go, miss." he said, as he gave Roz the take-out trays.

So the quartet put the rest of their lunch into the trays.

"So, are we goin' back to TUFF now, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked. "Or do we go home?"

"Well, since we have the rest of the day off." Kitty said. "I think, we should go home."

"Okay." Dudley said.

"Yeah. Wise idea, sis." Roz said. "The fog's getting worst."

Then Kitty grabs the bag full of subs.

"Okay, let's go." Kitty said.

"So, what are we gonna do, when we get back home, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked.

"I dunno." Kitty said. "Maybe, we'll do something sexual."

The audience whoos at this.

A smile spreads across Dudley's face.

"Really?" he asked in a high voice, as the audience laughs.

"Maybe." Kitty said in a sexy tone, as the audience whoos. "Come on, let's go."

At Kitty's house in DeLisle Park.

The TUFF trio was sitting in Kitty's Living Room.

Kitty was reading her car magazine again.

Dudley turns to her.

"What's that, you're reading, Kit-Kat?" he asks in a stupid voice, as the audience laughs. "You're still reading that 'Hot Cars Magazine', are ya?"

"Yep." Kitty said.

Roz picks up the remote & turns on the tv.

"I wonder, what's on?" she said, as she flipped through the channels.

"Let's watch Maury!!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs. "Or Is The Price Right? I like that!!"

"Or we can watch Judge Jew?" Roz suggested.

Dudley scoffs.

"I don't wanna watch Judge Jew, Roz." he started. "All she ever want to do is, run off her mothafuckin' mouth. and I hate her accent."

"It was just a suggestion, Duds." Roz laughs. "I didn't really mean it."

"Oh." Dudley said, as the audience laughs. "So, 'Is The Price Right', then?"

"Yeah." Roz said.

"Okay." Dudley said.

Then Roz turns to 'Is The Price Right'.

Then a news ad comes on.

"Today on the news." started the newscaster. "Robberies, about some wacky story called; 'Ghost Cat'. More on this at 5!"

Dudley gets scared again.

"Oh shit!!!" he said. "Ghost cat strikes again!!!!"

Then he curled up in a ball & starts sucking his thumb.

The audience laughs.

Roz & Kitty comforts him.

"Don't worry, Dudley baby." they said. "It's all fake. Just like politics."

The audience laughs at this.

Dudley stops sucking his thumb.

"For real?" Dudley asked.

Kitty & Roz nodded.

"Yeah." the Katswell sisters said.

Dudley comes out of his curled up ball condition.

"Alright!" he said. "I feel better now! Thanks girls."

"Anytime, Dudley." the Katswells said.

Then they hugged him.

"Ready to watch, 'Is The Price Right'?" Roz asked.

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Okay, Duds." Roz said.

Then they go back to Kitty's couch & watched the shows.

Meanwhile, on the other side of town.

A certain villain was also watching the news ad bumper.

The so-called villain was the Chameleon.

He was laughing at this.

"Ah ha! Those foolish assholes, think that 'Ghost Kitty' thing is real!" he laughed. "Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"

Then he starts thinking.

"Wait a minute." he said. "Maybe this 'Ghost Kitty' thing, may give me an advantage!!!"

Then he changes himself into the so-called Ghost Kitty.

"Yeah, that's it." the Chameleon said, as he turns back into himself. "I got the perfect plan!!!"

Then he took out a notepad & pen.

"I disguise myself as the 'Ghost Kitty' & go to T.U.F.F. Headquarters & blow it up!!! Then, when TUFF is totally destroyed. I can rob all of the places, I want! Ha! What a plan!!!"

Then he looks at a clock.

"Maybe, I should wait until the midnight hour to do that." the Chameleon said. "That'll be a wise idea."

Then he lays back in his chair & relax.

Many hours later.

The fog from the morning had dissolved & the sun had finally came out.

The TUFF trio was asleep.

The shining sun, had shone onto Kitty's sexy face, which made her wake up.

"Mmmm!!" she said, as she yawned & stretched. "That was some sleep."

Then she looks at Roz & Dudley, who was asleep at her couch.

Dudley was lying on Roz's sexy, pillowly breasts.

He was drooling, while snoring.

The audience laughs at this scene.

Kitty laughs.

"Aww, isn't that cute." she said, as she went over to them. "Wake up, guys!!!"

Then she shakes them awake.

The audience laughs.

"I'm up! I'M UP!!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"Why, you wake us for, sis?" Roz asks. "I was having one hell of a dream."

"Because, the sun is out." Kitty said, as she turns to Dudley. "Do a certain somebody, wanna play fetch?"

Then she takes out the green tennis ball & throws it up & down.

"YEAH!!!" Dudley exclaims.

"Okay." Kitty said, as she puts the ball into her pocket. "Let's go back to the backyard & play."

"YEAH!!!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.

"This will be interesting to watch." Roz said, as she followed them.

In Kitty's backyard.

She takes out the ball again.

"See the ball?" she asked in a teasing tone.

"YEAH!!!" Dudley shouted.

"Okay. Then go fetch it, Dudley baby!!" Kitty shouted, as she threw the tennis ball.

"BALL!!!!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.

Then he goes after it, while laughing his ass off.

Roz walks up to Kitty.

"So, how long, until he gets it?" she asks.

"Oh, he'll get it within..." Kitty started, before Dudley appears with the tennis ball in his mouth.

"I got it, Kitty." he said with the ball in his mouth, as the audience laughs. "Make it longer."

Then Kitty takes the ball from his mouth.

"Okay, Dudley baby." Kitty said, as she got herself ready to throw a long shot. "Go catch it, Dudley!!!"

She throws the ball further now.

"BALL!!!!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.

He goes after the ball.

"That'll keep him busy." Kitty said to Roz.

"Yeah." Roz said.

"OUCH!!!" shouted someone. "GET DIS STOOPID MUTT OFF OF, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? ASS, EH?"

"Who the hell was doing all that yelling?" Roz asked.

"I hope, Dudley's alright." Kitty said. "Let's go, check on him."

Then she & Roz go check on Dudley.

Dudley, had a bite onto Kitty's across the street neighbor; Bigot Bunker's ass.

The Katswells sees this & tries not to laugh, failing at it.

"OWUCH!!!" Bunker cried. "Git yer flea-bitten mutt, off of my ass, Catty there, eh?"

"This guy's ass tastes like a marshmallow!!" Dudley said, as the audience laughs.

Kitty & Roz laughs at this.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" they laughed.

"GIT DIS MUTT OFFA MY ASS!!!!" Bunker shouted, as the audience laughs, at his misery.

"Okay, Bunker." Kitty said, as she grabs Dudley & starts tugging. "1!"

"OW!!!" Bunker shouted, as the audience laughs.

"2!" Kitty counted.

"OUCH!!!!" Bunker cries, as the audience laughs, at his misery.

"2 1/2!!' Kitty shouted.

"JUST DO IT ALREADY, CATTY, EH!?" cried Bunker.

"3!!!" Kitty shouted, as she pulls Dudley off of Bunker's ass.

Dudley's bite leaves a hole on Bunker's pants, thus showing off his polka-dotted underwear.

The TUFF trio laughs, at Bunker's draws.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" they laughed, as the audience laughs. "Nice draws, Bunker!"

Bunker blushed in embarrassment.

"I'm gonna get you for this, Catty eh?" Bunker said.

"It's Kitty, Binker." Kitty responded, as the audience laughs.

"It's Bunker!!" Bunker sniffed.

"Whatever." Kitty said in a bored voice, as the audience laughs.

Bunker turns to walk back into his house.

"Damn, Catty & her mutt!!" he mutters. "I outta show them!!!"

Then he slams his door.

The TUFF trio laughs at Bunker's predicament.

"What a stupid asshole!!" Roz laughs.

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I purposely, bit him on purpose!! Ha!Ha!Ha!"

"Wanna make him more pissed?" Kitty asked, as she picked up a stone.

"YEAH!!" Dudley & Roz exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"Okay!" Kitty said.

Then she opens up Bunker's door & throws the stone at his head.

The blow knocks him unconscious & blood starts pouring a bit from his head.

"Ha! That'll show you, ass!" Kitty sniffed, as the audience laughs.

Then she closes the door & goes back over to Dudley & Roz.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Dudley laughs. "That was very smart, Kit-Kat!"

"Yeah." Roz said. "That was pretty good, sis."

"I know." Kitty said.

Then she looks at her watch.

"We got a few hours left, before we go to back to TUFF." she said. "So, what do you two wanna do now?"

"Well, we can continue playing catch." Dudley panted, as the audience laughs.

"Or we can drag race against each other, then we go to JJ's & have a dog?" Roz suggested.

"Okay." Dudley & Kitty said in unison, as the audience laughs. "We down with that!!"

"Okay." Roz said. "I'm paying."

Then Roz goes to her car. Kitty & Dudley goes to the T.U.F.F. Mobile & they sped off to one of Petropolis' street to have the drag race.

Later.

The TUFF trio was back at TUFF HQ now.

They was punching back in & they were eating their hot dogs from JJ's.

"Damn! This hot dog sure is good!!" Dudley exclaims, as he took a big bite from his hot dog, as the audience laughs.

"Yeah, they sure are, baby." Kitty said, as she turns to Roz. "How did you hear about this place anyway, sis?"

"I've heard it from Jersey, from Jersey's Computers & shit." Roz started, before being interrupted by the Chief.

"Alright, Agents." he said. "You know the rules. They're still they same, as in the regular hours."

"Yeah, we know." the TUFF trio said boredly, as the audience laughs.

"Okay, then." the Chief said. "I'm going home to get drunk!!"

The he hops off to his tiny car.

"What else is new?" Roz said, as the audience laughs.

Just then, Keswick walked up to the trio.

"Hey everyone." he greeted.

They all turned to him.

"Hey, Keswick." they greeted.

Keswick looked at the hot dogs they were eating.

"Those hot dogs, la-la-look very good." he said, as he started drooling. "Where did you get them from?"

"We got them from this place called; JJ's." Kitty said, as she took a bite from hers. "Roz was telling how Jersey found out about this place."

Then she turns to Roz.

"You may continue, Roz."

"Okay." Roz started. "So anyways, Jersey said when he was a teenager. He would always drag race on the strip on Friday & Saturday nights. After, the drag racing was done; he & his friends would always stop at JJ's for a dog. The owner, JJ is always there."

"Wa-Wa-Wow!" Keswick said. "Where is this place located? I would like to go down there."

"Well, since it's gotten all foggy again." Roz started. "And I knew, that you would want one."

Then she takes out a bag that says; 'JJ's Dogs' on it.

"Here you go, Keswick." Roz said, as she tossed him the bag. "You got everything on it."

Keswick take out his hot dog & takes a bite from it.

"Mmmmhmmmmmmmm!" he said. "This sha-sha-shit's good!!! I feel like, there's an ora-ora-orgy in my mouth!!!"

Dudley finishes off his.

"That was good!!!" he said, as he burps loudly.

The audience laughs.

"So, what do we do now?" Roz asks.

"Well, we can paperwork?" Kitty suggested.

"Paperwork?" Roz repeated. "On stupid pricks like Snaptrap?"

"Yeah." Kitty said.

"That sounds boring." Dudley said.

"Yea, Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell." Keswick said, as he finished eating his loaded hot dog. "Let's do something fun!!"

"Yeah!!" Roz & Dudley said in unison, as the audience laughs.

Kitty rolls her eyes.

"Okay." she said. "There was any paperwork, anyway."

"So, what do you wanna do?" Dudley asked.

Roz then starts thinking.

"Well, we can always look around?" she suggested. "I've haven't been through this building yet."

"You know what? I haven't either." Dudley said.

Kitty then stands up.

"Okay." she said, let's go exploring.

Then they all went exploring the huge ass building.

They reached to a room.

"What's this room?" Roz asked, as she turned on the light.

"This is the Chief's personal ra-room." Keswick said.

"Oh." the TUFF trio said, as the audience laughs.

"Let's get out of here." Roz said, as she turned off the light.

They go to another room, which was on a different floor.

Kitty turns on the light.

It was all violet & had a photo of Chad Warden on the walls.

"What the hell is this place?" Dudley asked.

"This is tha-tha-the Chad Warden Gay Game Room." Keswick said. "Agent Nutz & Agent Fruit always spend their time in here."

"I'm not too surprised." Roz said, as the audience laughs. "They're pretty queer alright."

The audience laughs.

"Yep." Kitty, Dudley, & Keswick said in unison, as the audience laughs.

"Let's get out of here." Roz said. "That'll be a wise idea."

Dudley slips onto something & falls on his back.

The audience laughs, at his pain.

"Ewww! I just slipped onto something." he said.

He picks up the thing that he slipped on.

It was a used condom.

"Used condom!!!" Dudley shouted, as he threw it away, as the audience laughs. "Ewww! Ewww! Ewww!!!"

"Maybe, we should go to the wa-wa-washroom." Keswick suggested.

"What do you mean, maybe!?" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.

After Dudley washes his hands deeply.

"Alright. The nasty cum is gone!!" Dudley said happily. "I'm ready to continue exploring."

"Okay." Kitty said, as she walked up to a door, which was locked.

"Uh oh." Dudley muttered, as the audience laughs at his reaction.

"This room is locked!" Kitty said. "It's a good thing, that I always carry a key with me."

Then she let out a claw & puts it in the lock.

It unlocks & the door opens.

"There." Kitty said, putting her claw away. "Works everytime."

"Now, let's see what's in here." Roz said.

"NO!!!" Dudley exclaims, getting in the way of Kitty, Roz, & Keswick. "There's a monster in here."

Then he does a monster growl.

"ROOAAARRR!" he said, as the audience laughs.

"Move, Dudley." Kitty said, as she pushed him out of the way.

She flips on the light switch.

There were plenty of photos of Kitty all over the walls. Some of them were photos of her naked. Some of them, were photos of Kitty wearing her casual clothes. There was a couch, with a table. On the table was, a bottle of lotion.

"Uh...." Dudley blushed, as the audience laughs.

Kitty turns to him.

"Dudley. Why there's a shitload of photos of me on the wall?" she asks.

"Uh, because it's my private room." Dudley blushed.

"Oh." Kitty said.

"Let's go." Keswick said.

"You guys go ahead." Dudley said. "I need some time alone in here."

The audience whoos & laughs at this.

"Can I be the live model, Dudleykins?" Kitty asked with lust in her voice, as the audience whoos.

"Sure, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.

The audience whoos.

"Okay." Roz said. "Me & Keswick will be exploring the rest of the building."

Then they go off to explore the rest of the building.

Kitty starts taking off her clothes, until she was naked from head to toe.

"I'm ready, Dudley baby." she said with lust in her voice, as she strokes Dudley's groin with her small, sexy foot.

"Oh, yeah!!!" Dudley sighed happily. "Hey, do you wanna give me a footjob, Kit-Kat baby?"

"Mmmm!" Kitty said. "I would like that."

Then she starts stroking Dudley's dick, until it was erected.

"So, would I." Dudley said.

Kitty looks at Dudley's erected cock.

"Mmmm! It seems like, someone is happy to have my small & sexy peds on his cock." she said.

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Can you hand me the lotion, Dudley baby?" Kitty asked in a sexy voice.

Then Dudley hands Kitty the lotion.

"Here you go!!!" he shouted, as the audience laughs.

So Kitty squirts the lotion onto Dudley's dick.

"Now, that the lotion's on there. I can continue stroking." she said, as she puts her feet back onto Dudley's cock and starts stroking.

"Ahhh! Oh yeah!!" Dudley said.

"You like that, baby?" Kitty asked in a sexy tone, as she continues stroking.

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"I'm glad." Kitty said, as she starts stroking his cock a lot faster now.

"Ahhhh!" Dudley grunted.

After twenty minutes of this, Dudley was ready to explode.

"I'm ready to explode, Kit-Kat!!!" he grunted.

Kitty stops stroking & holds her small sexy feet in front of him.

"Go ahead & cum on my sexy feet, Dudley baby!!" she said erotically.

Dudley strokes his cock five times, before he releases his cum onto Kitty's sexy feet.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" he shouted. "Haaaaa."

"Mmmm! That feels so good on my small, sexy feet"! Kitty said. "Mmmm! I love you, Dudley baby."

"I love you too, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims.

Kitty then bends over.

"Okay, Dudley baby." she said.

"ALRIGHT!!!" Dudley exclaims.

Then he inserts his re-erected cock into Kitty's pussy & starts thrusting.

"Ahhh! Yeah." Dudley said, as he thrust into his girlfriend.

"Ahhhh! Mmmmm!" Kitty said. "I loved being fucked by you, Dudley baby!!!"

"I love fucking you, Kit-Kat!!" Dudley exclaims.

Then Dudley starts thrusting into her, a little faster now.

"Ahhhh!!! Mmmmm!" Kitty said. "Make me scream, Dudley baby. Make me scream!!!"

"Okay!!" Dudley exclaims, as he thrusts into her a little harder. "Scream baby, scream!!!"

"AHHHH!!! CUM IN ME, DUDLEY BABY!!!!" Kitty shouted. "I WANNA FEEL, YOUR CUM FLOW INTO MY PUSSY!!!!"

"Okay!!!" Dudley shouted.

So he shoves his knot into her & releases his cum into her.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Dudley shouted.

He shot 250 loads of cum into Kitty.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kitty hollers, as she cums from Dudley cumming in her. "Oh, Dudley baby. I love you."

"I love you too, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.

Then she kisses him.

"I'm finally glad, that you see my private room, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Now, I don't have to keep it secret from you anymore."

"And. You finally had sex with me in here, baby." Kitty said.

"Yeah." Dudley said. "That too."

"Ready to go back to Roz & Keswick?" Kitty asked, as she stands up & puts her clothes back on.

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Let's see, what those two are doing."

Then they leave Dudley's private room.

Meanwhile, Roz & Keswick was sitting in the employee lounge.

"So, New Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell." Keswick started. "What do you wanna do now?"

Roz turns to him, with a look of lust on her face.

"Well, I can always give you head." she said, as the audience whoos.

"Oa-Oa-Okay!!!!!" Keswick exclaims, as the audience whoos & laughs.

Then she starts stroking his groin.

"Mmmm!" Roz said, as she stroke his cock.

Soon he was erected.

"Oh yeah!!!!" Keswick said. "Please take it out!!!!"

"Okay." Roz said with lust in her voice.

Then she takes out his erected cock.

"Looks like, a certain someone's horny for me." Roz said in a sexy tone.

"Y-Yeah!!!" Keswick exclaims. "Rub me out!!!"

"Your wish, is my command." Roz said.

Then she starts stroking Keswick's cock.

"Oh sha-sha-shit!!!!" Keswick exclaims happily.

"Love that, huh?" Roz asks.

"YEAH!!!" Keswick exclaims. "I LOVE IT, NEW AGENT KA-KA-KATSWELL!!!! KEEP DOIN' IT!!!!!"

"Okay, baby." Roz said.

So Roz keeps stroking his cock.

"Oh, goddamn!!!" Keswick said.

Then Roz starts stroking his balls.

Keswick sighs happily.

"You love that?" Roz asks lustfully.

"Oh, yeah!!!" Keswick said.

"I'm glad that you do, Keswick baby." Roz said, as she continues to stroke his cock & balls.

Kitty & Dudley walks up onto the scene & smiles.

"Oh shit!" Dudley whispers. "Look at this, Kit-Kat."

"Yeah." Kitty said. "Keswick's getting a handjob from Roz."

"Lucky dude." Dudley said.

"At least, Keswick's happy." Kitty said. "And that's the important thing."

"Let's leave them, their privacy, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.

"Yeah, lets." Kitty said.

Then they walk out of the employee lounge, without Roz or Keswick noticing them.

Roz starts stroking Keswick's balls & cock faster now.

"Oh sha-sha-shit!!!" Keswick exclaims.

"Love that?" Roz asks.

"Ye-Ye-Yeah." Keswick said.

"If you like that, then you're gonna like my special." Roz said.

Then she started stroking his cock & balls at a quicker pace now.

"Oh shit!! Oh goddamn!!!" Keswick shouted.

"Mmmm! Seems like a certain someone is ready to cum." Roz said in a sexy voice.

"Y-Y-Yeah." Keswick stuttered. "I am!!!"

"I can tell, Keswick baby." Roz said. "Your cock is twitching."

After several more minutes & strokes. Keswick cums.

"OHH SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!" he shouted.

He cums on Roz's hand & Roz kisses him.

"Mmmm!" she said, as she looks at her hand. "Look at all that cum!!"

"Y-Yeah." Keswick sighed happily, as the audience laughs.

"Did you enjoy that?" Roz asks in a sexy tone.

"Y-Y-Yeah." Keswick sighs happily, as the audience laughs.

"I'm glad you did, Keswick." Roz said. "We gotta do this again sometime."

Then she licks Keswick's cum off of her hand.

"Mmmm!" Roz said in a sexy tone. "Tasty."

"Tha-Tha-Thank you, New Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell." Keswick said, as he puts his cock back in his pants.

After the cum was eaten, Roz turns to Keswick.

"So, do you wanna check on Kitty & Duds? Or stay here?" she asks.

"Let's stay here." Keswick said. "There's a tv, refrigerator, snack machine, a couch, & all that shit."

"Okay." Roz said.

Then Kitty & Dudley returns.

Roz & Keswick turns to them.

"So, did you two, do what you have to do?" Roz asks, as she laughs a bit.

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "What about you two?"

"Oh!" Roz said, as she blushed, as the audience laughs. "Uh, yeah. We did whatever."

"Y-Y-Yeah." Keswick said.

"So, what are we gonna do now?" Dudley asked Kitty.

"Well, we can always stay in here & watch tv?" Kitty suggested.

"Okay." Dudley said.

"Alright." Roz said.

"Hell yeah!!" Keswick finished.

"Alright." Kitty said, as she went to the refrigerator & took out a can of Homey Holla & a bag of BBQ Fritos.

Then she sat on the couch next to Dudley, and she turns on the tv.

Meanwhile, at the Chameleon's house.

The stupid asshole wakes up.

"Oh god!" he said, as he stretches. "That was some sleep."

Then he looks at the time.

"Oh shit!" the Chameleon exclaims. "It's time for me, to go destroy TUFF."

Then the lame criminal picks up a M-80 & goes to TUFF.

He trips over something on the floor.

"FUCK!!!" he shouted, as the audience laughs.

The M-80 slips from his hands.

"Oh shit!!!" the Chameleon exclaims, as the audience laughs.

He quickly grabs the M-80, before it lands on the floor.

"Whew!!" the Chameleon sighs. "That was a close one! Now, to go destroy TUFF!! I really need to clean up."

Then he leaves for TUFF.

Back at TUFF.

The quartet was watching tv.

"Damn! This is boring!!" Roz yawns.

"Yeah." Dudley said. "I know, what we can do everyone!!"

"What?" Kitty, Keswick, & Roz asks.

"We can play hide & seek!!" Dudley exclaims.

"Hide & seek?" Kitty repeated.

"Yeah." Dudley said. "So, are you game?"

"I-I'm game." Keswick said.

"So am I." Roz said.

"Okay." Kitty said. "I'm in! Dudley's it!!!"

"Alright." Dudley said, as he goes to a wall & puts his face on the wall.

He starts counting.

"1. 2. 3. 5. 7. 1000. 6. " he said, as the audience laughs at him getting the numbers wrong.

Kitty, Roz, & Keswick hides.

"900. 56. 100!!" Dudley said. "Ready or not. Here I come!!!"

Then he gets on all fours.

"Time to find Keswick, with my canine sense of smell." Dudley said.

Then he went to look for Keswick.

Keswick was hiding in the sink cabinet, which was in the snack room.

"Ha! Agent Pa-Pa-Pimp Dog, went find me here." he laughs.

Dudley was sniffing around the snack room now.

"I smell Keswick!" he exclaims. "He's nearby."

Then he goes to the sink.

"I smell Keswick!!!" Dudley said. "He's so close!!!"

Then she opens up the cabinet under the sink & sees Keswick.

"Ah ha! There you are!!" Dudley exclaims, as he grabs him.

"You got me, Agent Pimp Dog." Keswick said. "You gotta find the ca-ca-cats now."

"Don't worry, Keswick." Dudley said. "I'll find them!!!"

Then he gets back on all fours & looks for Kitty & Roz.

Outside of TUFF.

The Chameleon was standing at the back of the building.

"Ah ha! I made it!" he said. "Now to get into the headquarters."

Then he sees a vent, that leads into the building.

"Ha! This is so easy." the Chameleon said.

Then he stands on top of a closed dumpster & opens up the vent. Then he with his stick of M-80, go into the headquarters.

Roz was hiding in the closet, in one of the extra rooms in the headquarters.

"Ha! Ol' Duds won't find me in here." she laughs to herself.

After she say that, the Chameleon breaks into the room through the vent.

"Ah, ha! I maded it!!" he said. "That was some tough squeeze!!"

Roz opens the closet door a bit & sees him.

"Oh shit!" she exclaims. "What the hell is that small dick wonder is doing here?"

The Chameleon changes himself into the Ghost Kitty.

"I heard voices in here." he said. "So, some TUFF agents must still be in here. Great! Now, I can blow them up too!!! Ha!Ha!Ha! What a plan!!!"

Then he leaves to go on with his plan.

"Oh fuck!" Roz said. "I gotta tell Kitty about this!!"

Then she gets on her watch communicator.

"Kitty! This is Roz!" she said. "Please come in!!!"

Kitty was hiding underneath a table in another room.

She answers her watch communicator.

"Yeah, Roz." she said. "Is it about Dudley?"

"No." Roz said. "I've got some bad news."

"What?" Kitty asked.

"That asshole, Chameleon's in the building." Roz said. "He entered through the air vent."

"Oh, fuck!" Kitty sniffs.

"And then he turns himself, into the so-called Ghost Kitty legend." Roz started. "And he's planning on blowing TUFF up, with us in it!!!"

"Oh, fuck!!" Kitty said. "I'll stop him!!"

"Okay." Roz said, as she turns off her watch communicator.

Kitty then calls Dudley.

Dudley was in the midst of looking for Kitty, when his wrist communicator goes off.

He answers it.

"Yeah?" he said.

"Dudley." Kitty started. "The Chameleon is here in the headquarters. And he's disguised, as the Ghost Cat."

"What!?!" Dudley asks. "For real?"

"Yeah." Kitty said. "Please stop him, before I can get down to you."

"Alright, Kit-Kat." Dudley said, as he turns off his wrist communicator.

Then he takes out his blaster & starts looking for the Chameleon.

Meanwhile, the Chameleon was looking for the TUFF members.

"This is gonna be the greatest plan, that I ever thought of!!" he exclaims to himself.

Then he & Dudley finally met face to face.

Dudley eyes went wide.

"Do you know, who I am?" the Chameleon asked.

"Y-Y-Yeah." Dudley stuttered with nervousness in his voice. "Y-Y-You're the Ghost Kitty. And you come to grab my soul!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Then he runs off, screaming his head off.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!" the 'Ghost Kitty'/the Chameleon laughs. "That was easy!! Now to destroy TUFF!!"

Then he continues his way.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Dudley hollers. "THE GHOST KITTY IS GONNA STEAL MY SOUL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

He keeps running, until he bumps into Kitty.

The audience laughs.

"Dudley baby. What's wrong?" Kitty asked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Dudley hollers. "GHOST KITTY!!!!"

"Calm the fuck down!!!" Kitty shouted. "Did you see the Chameleon?"

"No!!" Dudley shouted. "I saw, the Ghost Kitty, Kitty!!!"

Kitty rolls her eyes, as the audience laughs.

"That wasn't the Ghost Kitty, baby." Kitty started. "That was the Chameleon, baby."

"What!?!" Dudley asked. "I was fooled by THE CHAMELEON!?!"

"Yep." Kitty said. "The tiny baby-sized manhood, can't please a woman, Chameleon."

"Oh yeah, Agent Katswell?" said a voice.

Kitty & Dudley turns to where the voice came from.

Standing there, was the Chameleon in the Ghost Kitty form.

Then he changes back to his regular form.

"Having a tiny dick, is like having a disability." he sniffed. "Now, that you upset me. I'm gonna have to tie you two up!!!"

Then he grabs a rope & starts tying them up.

"Now, that I have you two tied up." the Chameleon said. "You two will now die, in the explosion from this M-80 in my pocket."

Then he takes out the very same weapon, he had in "Share-a-lair".

"Now get going!!!' the Chameleon sniffed.

Then he shoves the weapon into Dudley's back, when made the couple start walking.

In the Snack Room.

Keswick was drinking some coffee.

"Ahhh! You know? I ka-ka-kinda enjoy this graveyard shift." he said. "There's not too many people, to bug the ha-hell out of you. No drunk flea, to give me orders. And there's no crime to re-re-report."

"Wanna bet!?!" the Chameleon said.

Keswick turns to him.

"Ca-Ca-Chameleon? What the hell are you doin' here?" he asks.

"Shut the fuck up & get over to Agent Katswell & the mutt!!" the Chameleon said.

"It's Dudley!!!" shouted Dudley, as the audience laughs.

"Do you wanna be dead?" the Chameleon asks, as he shoves the weapon in Dudley's face.

"Okay!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs. "Mutt it is then!!"

Then the Chameleon ties up Keswick onto Kitty & Dudley.

"Ah ha!" the Chameleon laughs evilly. "Things are finally looking up for me!!"

"You won't get away with this, Chameleon!!" Kitty shouted.

"Oh, yes I will, Agent Katswell." the Chameleon said. "I'm gonna light this M-80 & it's gonna blow up TUFF & you guys blow up too! HA!HA!HA!HA!"

Then he takes out a lighter & tries to light up the M-80, but the lighter wouldn't light.

The audience laughs at this.

"Oh shit!" the Chameleon said, as he turns to the TUFF hostages. "This might take some time."

Then he turns his back to them.

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"What are we gonna do, Kitty?" he asks. "I don't wanna be blown up."

"I can get Roz to help us, baby." Kitty said, as she took out her arm. "I'll call her."

Then she presses her nose onto her wrist communicator.

Back in Roz's hiding spot.

Roz was fast asleep, when her wrist communicator wakes her up.

She answers it.

"Katswell here!" she said.

"Roz! It's Kitty!" Kitty said.

"Oh, hey Kitty." Roz said. "Did you stop that lame as Chameleon?"

"No." Kitty said. "He got all three of us tied & held hostage. Now he's gonna blow us up!!!"

"Oh shit!" Roz exclaims.

"Help us please, Roz!!" Kitty said. "We're being held in the snack room!"

"Okay!! I'm on my way, sis!!" Roz said, as she turns off her wrist communicator.

Then she stands up, but five bags of flour falls onto her.

The audience laughs.

After the dust had settled, Roz was as white as a ghost!

"Who the hell, puts bags of flour into a closet?" Roz asks, as she looks at herself.

Then an evil smile spreads across her face, as the audience laughs.

"That means, that I'm the so-called Ghost Kitty!!" she said, as she opened up the door for the closet. "Don't worry, everyone. Ghost Kitty Roz to the rescue!!"

Then she runs down to the Snack Room.

Back in the Snack Room.

The lame Chameleon was still trying to light his lighter.

"Oh, come on!" he said. "I'd just brought this fuckin' thing!! It should be able to work!!"

Then he finally got it lit.

"Ah ha!" the Chameleon said. "I finally got it!! Now to light this bomb & blow up TUFF & their agents!!"

Then he brings the lighter & the M-80 over to the hostages.

Kitty blows out the lighter.

The audience laughs.

"Dammit, Agent Katswell!!" the Chameleon sniffs. "Now, I gotta light it up, all over again!!"

Then he turns his back & tries to get the lighter lit again.

Dudley turns to her.

"Smart move, Kit-Kat!" he praised.

"Thanks." Kitty said. "That outta hold him up a bit, before Roz can come down here & rescues us."

Then the Chameleon's lighter lights up again.

"Ah ha!" he said. "I've got it lit again!!"

Then he brings the lighter & M-80 over to the hostages again.

"Now, to go on with my plan!!" the Chameleon said.

Then lighter blows out.

"DAMMIT!!!" the Chameleon shouted, as the audience laughs. "YOU ASSHOLES ARE STARTIN' TO MAKE ME SICK!!!!! NOW STOP BLOWING OUT MY LIGHTER!!!!"

"We didn't do it this time." Kitty said.

"If you didn't do it. Then who did?" the Chameleon asked.

"I DID!!!" said an evil voice.

"Uh,....who said that?" the Chameleon asked, getting scared now.

Then a spooky figure appears over the TUFF hostages.

The figure's eyes glowed a spooky green & their claws was extended & extracted ready to slash someone.

"THE GHOST KITTY!!!!" the figured shouted.

"B-B-But. Y-Y-You're not real!" the Chameleon said. "Y-Y-You don't exist!!!"

"Oh, I'm real alright." the Ghost Kitty said. "Now, because you tied up these TUFF agents. I'm gonna kill you & steal your soul!!!!"

"HELP!!!" the Chameleon cried like a bitch.

Then he starts to run.

The Ghost Kitty pounces onto the floor & chases after the Chameleon.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!" Ghost Kitty shouted.

The Chameleon trips over the M-80 on the floor.

Ghost Kitty catches up to him.

"Now, prepare. To get the worst ass whoppin' of your life!!" Ghost Kitty shouted.

"Noooooo!!!" the Chameleon cried. "Please don't whoop my ass. Please don't!!! I'll do anything!!"

Then he gets on his knees & starts begging.

"ANYTHING!!! Please don't steal my soul!!!!"

The Ghost Kitty gets close to the Chameleon's face.

It's fangs was dripping with blood.

"NO!!!! NOW, YOU WILL SUFFER!!!!" Ghost Kitty said.

Then with it's claws, Ghost Kitty starts slashing the hell out of the Chameleon.

"OWWW!!! AHHHH!!!!" the Chameleon cries. "PLEASE!?! OWWWW!!!!"

Bits of the Chameleon were flying everywhere.

Then Ghost Kitty picks him up.

"NOW!!! TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!!!!!" Ghost Kitty said.

"NOOOOOO!!!" the Chameleon cries.

Then Ghost Kitty opens up the window.

"SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!!" shouted Ghost Kitty.

Then Ghost Kitty throws the Chameleon out of the window.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" he shouted.

He lands on the ground, by a squad car.

The cops come out of the car.

The Chameleon runs up to the squad car.

"PLEASE!!! TAKE ME BACK TO PRISON!!!" he cries at the cops. "I DON'T WANNA FACE GHOST KITTY!!!! PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!"

The cops stared at each other.

"Okay." the cops said, as they arrested the Chameleon.

"Thank you! Thank you!!!" the Chameleon cries happily.

Then the cops took his ass back to jail.

Back in the Snack room.

Ghost Kitty goes over to the TUFF hostages & starts slashing the rope off of them.

Dudley was looking scared.

"SEE!? I TOLD YOU, THAT GHOST KITTY WAS REAL!!!" he shouted.

"Yeah, I see it, Dudley." Kitty said.

Dudley then gets on his knees in front of Ghost Kitty.

"PLEASE, GHOST KITTY!!" he cried. "HAVE MERCY ON US!!! DON'T TAKE OUR SOULS AWAY!!!"

Then Ghost Kitty goes over to the sink & turns it on.

Ghost Kitty grabs the wet rag & starts washing it's face.

The 'Ghost Kitty' was Roz.

"Why would I wanna do that, Duds?" she asks.

"ROZ!!!" Dudley said, as he went over & hugs her.

"That was you?" Kitty asks.

"Yeah." Roz said.

"Why were you, dressed up as tha-tha-that, New Agent Katswell?" Keswick asks.

"Well, just I was above to leave the closet." Roz started. "Five bags of flour falls right ontop of me. So I decided to make that 'Ghost Kitty' a real actual ghost."

"If that's true. Then why are your teeth bleeding like that?" Kitty asked.

"Because, I was eating some sour gumballs." Roz said, as she took out the bag of sour gumballs. "They come with the juicy center. And they squirt the juice, when you bite into them."

Then she takes out a sour gumball & takes a bite from it.

The center starts oozing right away.

"See?" Roz asks, as the audience laughs.

"Yeah." the trio said. "That explains everything."

"Good." Roz said. "Now, let's get back to the graveyard shift."

"Y-Y-Yeah." Keswick said.

"Okay." Kitty said.

"Alright!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.

Back in the employee lounge.

Roz had all the flour cleaned off now.

"Whoo! What a night!" she said, as she took a sip of her soda.

"Yeah. It was pretty interesting, to say at the least." Kitty said.

Dudley turns to Kitty & Roz.

"You know what, Kit-Kat & Rozzie?"

"What?" Kitty & Roz asks.

"I love, working the Graveyard Shift!!" Dudley replies.

"Me too, baby." Kitty said.

"Me too, Duds." Roz said.

"I a-a-agree with the three of you." Keswick added.

"We should do this, more often!!!" Dudley said.

"Mmmmhmmmmmmmm!" said the other three.

Kitty turns to the camera.

"I hope, that you readers enjoyed chapter 15." she said. "Sorry, it was late."

"Yeah, you know." Roz started. "Shit happens."

"Tune in next chapter." Kitty said. "It gonna be just as goo-o-o-d-d-d-d!!"

Then she & Roz do a sexy headshot pose, as the audience applaudes & the new Kitty Katswell show theme plays.