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By: Nick
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Bob and Linda's date night.

My fucking iPad froze and half this chapter got deleted. But

 

this chapter will be a date night while the kids are at their sleepovers or studying seasons. I wouldn't have this problem if my Android didn't freeze every time I undefined loaded this site. 

chapter 14:Bob and Linda's date night

 

Bob and Linda pile into their car and drive to the new Mexican restaurant in Bog Harbor.

Los Barrios Mexican Restaurant. (actual name of a restaurant just googled it and this one popped up didn't want to name one from where I  live for obvious reasons so this restaurant is simply a chain which I'm pretty sure it is are IRL)

Bob and Linda pile into their car and drive to the new Mexican restaurant in Bog Harbor. Los Barrios Mexican Restaurant Bob pulls into the parking lot and finds a spot with some difficulty They both get out of the car and walk into the restaurant. They get greeted and are escorted to a booth. The two sit down across from each other, and they both order a coke for their drink. So what do you think Louise is doing at her sleepover? Linda asks her husband as they look over the menu. "I didn't even know she liked sleepovers," Bob replies, dipping a chip from the bowl on the table into a bit of salsa. Their waiter walks over and gives them their drinks. "Our little girl is growing up, Bobby. She has a boyfriend now, and she made friends with that "millie girl." "What would. you two like to eat today?" 

he asks, pulling out his pad and paper. I'll take the number 7. The Verde Enchiladas Three soft corn tortillas stuffed with tomato-laced shredded chicken and topped with green tomatillo sauce and sour cream. Served with Spanish rice, beans, and guacamole, The waiter asks to make sure he got his order right. Yes, sir, Bob replies, handing him his menu. Linda looks over the menu and says that she wants the number four, Linda says, pointing to the Presidential Puffy Tacos. Would you  like chicken or beef? "the waiter asks, jogging down her order."( "Beef-please," she replies, handing him her menu. The waiter takes the menus and walks toward the kitchen. I hope Gene is okay at Alex's. Bob says, taking a sip of his soda. "Gene is a big boy, Bobby, he'll be okay," Linda responds to her husband. Before their waiter returns with their food, the two sit, and talk for a few minutes. They thank the waiter before beginning to eat their food. These tacos are really good. Linda says, swallowing a bit of taco.  Before taking another bite, she adds, "I like how the guacamole mixes with the lettuce and tomato." These Enchiladas are amazing, Bob says, taking a bite of his food. The way the tomato, shredded chicken, and green tomatillo sauce blend with the sour cream is just genius, he adds, taking a bite of his rice and beans. "This is good," Bob says, with his mouth full. This food is delicious. Linda adds, taking a bite of her food. So much. I like the way the sour cream helps the tacos be even better. "It's perfect for me," she says, taking a bite of her taco. The two continue eating their food until finally finishing. When the waiter returns a few minutes later with their check, "I hope everything was to your liking," he asks, taking their plates. Yes, thank you very much. Linda says, looking at the check. The waiter walks away with their plates in hand, heading towards the kitchen, picking up more plates in his section along the way. "Only $32.53? That's not bad considering how expensive our meals were. Linda says as she hands her husband the bill. If we had brought the kids with us, Gene alone would have been $20, Bob adds. The two walk up to the cashier and pay their bill, leaving a 7-dollar tip for their nice waiter.

this chapter would be longer but my grammar apps don't like Spanish words.

it kept trying to correct the name of the restaurant and some other words I copy-pasted off the menu. I spent like 5 minutes pulling words apart that weren't spaced out.

plus I did say I wanted to make shorter nonsexual chapters so this is a bonus.

the sexy stuff will probably happen after this chapter.

 

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