Dudley's Birthday
Alright. This chapter deals with Dudley's birthday & the Katswells going through great lengths to get Dudley the perfect gift. So please read, review, & enjoy.
It was a wonderful fall morning in Petropolis. It was cool outside. There were some clouds in the sky & kids were going to school & all that lame-ass bullshit. Luckily, this chapter's not about them. Let's see, what the TUFF couple is up to.
The scene is at Kitty's house.
Dudley was waking up now.
The audience applaudes for him.
"Oh god!" he said, as he stretched. "What a wonderful sleep."
Then he realizes something.
"Today's my birthday!!!" he shouted. "YEAH!!!!!"
Then he jumps out of his bed & goes to the bathroom.
10 minutes later, he comes out of the bathroom.
"Oh, Kit-Kat." he called. "Do you have my breakfast ready?"
There was no response.
"Kitty? Did you hear me?" Dudley asked.
Again, there was no response.
"Are you ignoring me, again?" Dudley asked, as he walked into the kitchen.
He finds a note on the table.
He picks it up & reads it.
"'Dear Dudley, I had gone in early for work. Your birthday breakfast is in the microwave. It's all your favorites. The second part of your favorites is in the refrigerator. Have a nice breakfast. Love Kitty.'" Dudley read. "Oh how lovely."
Then he goes to the microwave & opens it.
He took out two plates full of bacon, sausage, & ham. On the second plate, there was more bacon.
"Mmmm!! Bacon!!!" Dudley drooled, as the audience laughs.
Then he goes to the refrigerator & opens it.
There was a bowl of Apple Jacks cereal, milk, & a bottle of orange juice.
"Alright!! Apple O's!! My favorite cereal!!!" he said, as the audience laughs at him for not getting the cereal's name right.
He grabs the cereal, milk & juice.
Then he goes into the living room & sits on the couch.
"I wonder, what's on?" he asks.
Then he looks at the orange juice bottle. There was a note on it.
"Look! Another note." Dudley said, as he picked up the note & read it. "'Dear Dudley, You can watch the tv, until lunchtime, that's the time you suppose to come in to TUFF. Love Kitty.' Okay!!"
Then he picks up the remote for the tv.
"Now to see if there's anything good on tv." Dudley said, as he started flipping channels on the tv, to see if anything was on.
He turns it to Maury.
"Oooh! Maury!!!" Dudley said, as he started eating his bacon & the audience laughs. "I wonder, what topics, they'll talk about today?"
It cutsaway to the tv.
"Today on Maury. 9 women & 1 guy. Is he the father of our kids?" Maury said, with a self satisfied smirk on his face. "You will be shocked & thrilled!!!!"
"Alright!!!" Dudley said. "This is gonna be entertaining!!!"
Then he finishes up his bacon & starts on his cereal.
At TUFF HQ.
It shows the snack room, where Kitty & Roz was.
The audience whoos, whistles, cheers & applaudes for the Katswell sisters.
Kitty was making something.
Roz turns to her.
"What's that, you making sis?" she asked.
"I'm making a chocolate soufflé for Dudley." Kitty said. "Today's his special day."
"Yeah, his birthday." Roz said. "So, what are you putting in his soufflé? Dog treats?"
"No." Kitty started. "He wanted berries, fruit, & cherry pie filling in it."
"Oh." Roz said.
Kitty turns to Roz.
"Can you get some fruit & berries from my shopping bag in the refrigerator for me, please Roz?" she asks.
"Sure." Roz said.
So she goes into the refrigerator & took out Kitty's shopping bag that had the fruit & berries in it.
She brings it to the table.
"Here ya go, sis." Roz said, as she sets the bag on the table. "Now, where's the cherry pie filling?"
Kitty takes out a can from her pocket.
"It's right here." she said, as she let out a claw & opened up the cherry pie filling can. "Wanted to sneak this out of the house, without Dudley finding out."
"Why, you do that for, sis?" Roz asks.
"Because, he always eat cherry pie filling, during the nine o'clock hour, while watching tv." Kitty explained, as the audience laughs at Dudley's gluttony.
"That explains it." Roz said, as the audience laughs.
Then Keswick walks into the scene now.
"Ma-Ma-Morning, Ka-Katswell sisters." he greeted.
"Hey, Keswick!" the Katswell twins greeted.
"What are you two, d-doing in here?" Keswick asked.
"I'm making a soufflé for my Dudleykins." Kitty said, as she put the fruit into the soufflé. "Today's his birthday."
"Oh yeah. I-I forgot, that today's A-Agent Puppy's birthday." Keswick said. "So what flavor, the soufflé's going to be? Da-Da-Dog food flavor?"
"No." Kitty said, as she puts in the cherry pie filling into the soufflé. "It's gonna be chocolate flavored, with cherry pie filling and fruits & berries."
"Mmmm! Sounds da-delicious." Keswick said. "Can I have one?"
Roz turns to him.
"Well, I can make one for you, if you want?" she asks.
Keswick smiles at her.
"O-Okay, New Agent Katswell." he said.
"So, what do you want in it?" Roz asked.
"Well, I want fruit & berries in it." Keswick said.
"Okay, Keswick." Roz said. "I'll make yours; just as soon Kitty finishes hers.
"Okay, New Agent Katswell." Keswick said, as he turns to walk away.
So Dudley's soufflé was ready.
"Okay. Dudley's soufflé is ready to be cooked." Kitty said.
Then she goes to the oven & sets it in there.
"Okay." Kitty whispered. "The soufflé's cooking in the oven."
"Why are you whispering, sis?" Roz asks.
"Because, if we make any noise, it'll collapse." Kitty said in a whisper.
"Oh." Roz said in a whisper. "So, what do we do now?"
"We wait." Kitty said. "Silently."
Then she looks at her watch & turns her watch off.
"I suggest, we do something quietly & silently." Kitty said.
"Okay." Roz said, as she took out a newspaper from hammerspace.
Kitty took out a car magazine & starts looking through it.
"Whoa!" she exclaims in a whisper.
"What is it, sis?" Roz asks, also in a whisper.
"This 2012 Corvette, Roz." Kitty said, as she showed her sister the magazine.
"Whoa!" Roz exclaims in a whisper. "That is something."
"God! That would be nice, for someone to give me that, for a Christmas present." Kitty said.
"That would be great sis." Roz said. "Then we both have the same cars."
A/N: And yes. Roz does drive a midnight blue Corvette.
Then the Chief hops into the snack room.
"Hey, Agents Katswells." he greeted.
Roz puts a finger over the Chief's mouth, as the audience laughs.
"What's wrong, New Agent Katswell?" he asked in a muffled voice. "Is DOOM spying on us again?"
"No." Roz whispered. "Kitty's making a birthday soufflé for Dudley."
"Oh." the Chief said in a whisper. "I forgot, today's Agent Big Puppy D's birthday. You gotta be all silent & shit, when you're making those soufflé things."
"Right." Kitty said in a whisper. "So, if you wanna stay in here. You gotta do quiet things, or the soufflé will fall."
"Can we still eat?" the Chief asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "It depends, on what are you gonna eat."
"Well, I want a prosciutto & ham & cheese sandwich." the Chief said.
"Okay." Kitty said, as she stood up. "I'll get you the ingredients."
So she goes into the refrigerator & took out the prosciutto, ham, cheese & bread.
"So, do you want mustard or Miracle Whip?" Kitty asks, as she set the sandwich fixings on the table.
"Both." the Chief said.
So Kitty gets the mustard & Miracle Whip from the refrigerator & sets it next to the Chief.
"Okay, sir." she said. "Do you want me, to make the sandwich for you?"
"Yes, Agent Katswell." the Chief said.
"Alright." Kitty said, as she started making the sandwich for the Chief.
Minutes later, the sandwich was made.
"Here you go, Chief." Kitty said. "Your sandwich is made. Do you want something to drink with it?"
"Yes." the Chief said.
So Kitty goes to the refrigerator.
"So, what do you want? A can of Homey Holla or the bottle of Homey Holla?" she asked. "They're both Citrus flavored."
"I'll take the bottle, Agent Katswell." the Chief said.
Kitty gets the bottle & sets it at the Chief.
"You want a glass?" she asks.
"No thanks, Agent Katswell." the Chief said. "I'll just drink it, from the bottle."
"Okay." Kitty said, as she went back to her magazine. "Bon Appetite."
So, the Chief starts eating the sandwich.
"Mmmm! This fucker's good!" the Chief said, as the audience laughs.
Roz turns a page in her newspaper & Kitty turns a page in her magazine. And the Chief downs his soda.
"Ahhhh!" the Chief said, as he tosses the empty bottle away. "That was good."
Then he burps loudly, as the audience laughs.
Kitty looks at him with a glare.
"I hope your burp, didn't make the soufflé fall." she said.
"Does it, have to be perfect?" the Chief asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "I want it perfect for my Dudley."
"Well, whatever." the Chief said, as he hops from the table, as the audience laughs. "Thanks, for the sandwich & soda!!"
He hops off back to his office.
A little later, Kitty's soufflé for Dudley was ready.
"Ahhh! My soufflé's done." Kitty said, as she put on the oven gloves & took out the soufflé.
Then she sets it on the table.
Roz looks at it.
"Damn! That looks & smells good, sis!" she awed in a whisper.
"Of course it does." Kitty said, as the soufflé cooled. "I was the one, who made it."
Minutes later, the soufflé was cool now.
"Alright. Time for me to make Keswick's soufflé now." Roz said, as she started making the soufflé for Keswick.
So, Kitty puts away Dudley's soufflé, while Roz made hers.
It was towards lunchtime now.
Dudley was getting ready for work now.
"God!! I wonder, if everyone else gonna say; Happy Birthday to me at work?" he asked, as he finished drinking his orange juice. "Hopefully."
Then he turns off the tv & walked towards the door.
He opens it & walked out.
"Well, off to TUFF." Dudley said, as he shut the door to Kitty's house & started walking towards TUFF.
Meanwhile, at TUFF.
Kitty & Roz was getting ready to go shopping for Dudley's birthday present.
"Okay, Roz." Kitty said. "Time to go get, Dudley's present."
"Okay." Roz said, as she stood up.
Then on the way out, Kitty set a note on Dudley's desk.
"Okay. I left Dudley a note on his desk." Kitty said to Roz. "Okay, let's go.
Then the Katswells left.
Minutes later, they reach Jersey's Computers & Shit.
They go inside, to Jersey's.
"Excuse me, Jersey." Kitty said to the owner.
Jersey looks at her.
"Yeah, what do youse want?" he asked.
Then he looks at Kitty & Roz real closely.
"Hey, you those TUFF agents, that saved me from goin' out of business several weeks back. How da hell are youse?"
"We're doing fine, Jersey." Kitty said.
"So, how can I help youse?" Jersey asks.
Kitty takes out a piece of paper & shows it to him.
"Do you have the Dreamstation game console?" she asked.
"I do." Jersey said.
The Katswells smiled at this.
"But unfortunately, I ran out of them." Jersey said.
The Katswells frowned, as the audience laughs.
"So, when do you expect more of them?" Kitty asked.
"Around Tanksgiving time." Jersey replied.
"Fuck! That'll be too late then!!!" Roz sniffed.
"I'm sorry." Jersey said, as he took out a piece of paper. "If it makes youse feel betta. I can give youse a list to where they are available."
"Okay." Kitty said.
So Jersey gives her the list & she looks at it.
"Best Computers, Butch's Games, Grey's Games & Shit, Po-Mart." Kitty read. "Okay."
"Let's go!!" Roz said.
So the Katswells go to the first store on the list.
At Best Computers.
The Katswells walked up to a salesclerk.
"Excuse me." Kitty said. "But do you have the Dreamstation game console?"
The salesclerk turns to her.
"Oh, you're talking about that brand new gaming system?" he said.
"Yeah!!!" the Katswells exclaimed.
"Sorry." the salesclerk said. "We just sold the very last one, an hour ago."
"Dammit!!!" the Katswells sniffed, as the audience laughs.
"Can I interest you in something else?" the salesclerk asked.
"No, thanks." Kitty said. "But thanks anyway."
Roz takes out the list & a pen.
"Well, this place doesn't have it." she said, as she crossed out Best Computers on the list.
"Onto Butch's Games." Kitty said.
Then they get into the TUFF mobile & go to Butch's Games.
Back at TUFF.
Dudley arrives.
"Alright, everyone." he shouted, as he ran slid in on his knees. "The birthday boy is here!!!"
Agents Nutz walked up to him.
"Hey!!! Shut up, pale German Shepard!!" the stupid squirrel said, as the audience laughs at the squirrel's stupidity.
Dudley frowns at him.
"Fuck you, asshole!!!!" he said.
Then he went on pelting the shit out of Agent Nutz' ass.
The audience laughs & cheers at this.
"Go to hell!!" Dudley shouted, as he pulled the squirrel's head off & the audience laughs.
Then he throws the squirrel's dead head & body into Keswick's incinerator.
His body burns.
The audience laughs at this.
Dudley dusts his hands off.
"Now, what was I doing, before I was interrupted?" he said to himself. "Oh, yeah! I was going to Kitty's & Roz's desk."
Then he goes towards Kitty's & Roz's cubicle.
"Damn! They're not here, either!!!" Dudley sniffs.
He sees a note.
"Another note." Dudley said, as he picked up the note. "What's with all these notes, that Kit-Kat been leaving?"
He reads it.
"'Dear Dudley baby, I had made your birthday soufflé. It's in the break room. Please enjoy. I'm sorry for the notes. Just so busy. So you later. Love Kitty.'" Dudley read. "Soufflé!!! Yay!!!!"
Then he runs into the break room to get it.
He soon arrives in the break room to see, his soufflé, with a small note that said; 'To Dudley. Happy Birthday. From Kitty' on it.
"Soufflé!!!!" Dudley hollered, as he grabs a fork and stabs it.
The soufflé falls, as he stabs it.
He gets some of it on the fork and put it in his mouth.
Dudley eats a little bit.
"Mmmm! This is good!!!" he exclaims, as he went for some more. "Chocolate. Cherry pie filling & fresh fruits!!!! Awesome!!!!"
Then Dudley starts dogging out on his soufflé, as the audience laughs.
At Butch's Games.
Kitty & Roz walked up to the manager of the store.
"Excuse me, sir." Kitty said. "But do you have the Dreamstation game system?"
Then she showed him the ad with the gaming system on it.
"Nope. Sorry miss." the owner said. "I ran out of those, last week. They're pretty popular."
"How popular are they?" Roz asked. "Because, we been to two other places. And they said, they were out of those systems too."
"Well, it's the latest system." he started. "It literally brings you into your favorite game. It plays all games, from all game systems."
"Wow." Roz said.
"Wow is right, Miss." the owner said.
"Well, thanks anyway." Kitty said, as she took the paper back from the owner.
Roz took out the list & crosses out 'Butch's Games'.
"Well, this place doesn't have it." she said.
Then she stopped.
"Hey, Kitty."
"What?" Kitty asked.
"Is it just me or did that store owner looked, very familiar?" Roz asked.
"You mean that Butch guy?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." Roz said.
"He did look familiar." Kitty said. "But I can't put a name to his face. Let's go to Grey's Games & Shit."
Then they get back into the TUFF mobile & drove to Grey's Games & Shit.
Back at TUFF.
Dudley had just finished his soufflé.
"Ahhh! That was good!!" Dudley said, as he burped up the dish the soufflé was baked in.
The audience laughs.
"Damn! Kit-Kat sure can cook a soufflé!!!" he said.
Just then, Keswick walks in.
"Hey, Agent Pa-Pa-Pimp Dog." he greeted. "How are you today?"
"I'm doing fine, Keswick." Dudley said. "Do you know, what today is?"
"Yeah, it's Wednesday." Keswick answers, as the audience laughs.
"No!!" Dudley said.
"Actually, it is." Keswick said, as he got Roz's soufflé from the oven.
"Okay." Dudley said. "Besides that. Guess again."
"Uh, is it Ma-Ma-Mario Fucks Princess Pe-Pe-Peach Day?" Keswick asked, as the audience laughs.
"No!!!!" Dudley shouted, as he was getting pissed.
"Well, I give up." Keswick said. "What day is it?"
"Today's my birthday, Keswick." Dudley said.
"Oh! So that's it, huh?" Keswick asked, as he started eating some of his soufflé.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "I thought, at least you. Keswick. TUFF's top scientist to at least remember, that today is my birthday."
Then he looks at his soufflé.
"Where did you get that soufflé from, Keswick?" Dudley asks.
"New Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell made it for me." Keswick answered. "God! She sure is some cook!! I can't believe that I was actually afraid of her."
"I can't believe that either." Dudley said. "I'm glad, that you conquered that fear."
"Me too!" Keswick said.
Then Dudley's wrist communicator goes off.
"Yeah?" Dudley answered.
"Agent Puppy!!!!" shouted the Chief.
"It's Big Dudley P, Chief." Dudley corrected, as the audience laughs.
"Whatever." the Chief said in a bored voice, as the audience laughs. "I want you, to take the rest of the day off, son."
"Take the rest of the day off?" Dudley repeated. "Wow! Thanks, Chief. How can I possibly repay you?"
"No. No, son." the Chief said. "That's okay."
"I want to see you!!" Dudley said.
"No. No." the Chief said.
Then it shows the Chief's office.
He was getting a erotic massage.
The audience laughs at this.
"I'm kinda busy right now, son." he said. "Come back later."
"Okay." Dudley said through the wrist communicator. "See ya."
The Chief turns off his wrist communicator and turns to the girl, who was massaging him.
"A little lower, Tammy." the Chief said.
"I don't get paid enough for this." she sniffed, as the audience laughs. "Hell, I barely get paided at all."
"Less talky, more stroky of the dick." the Chief said, as the audience laughs.
So the secretary sighs & gets back to stroking the Chief's dick.
The audience laughs.
At Grey's Games & Shit.
Kitty & Roz walked up to the clerk at the counter, who was also the owner.
"Welcome to Grey's Games & Shit. I am Grey." she said. "How may I help you?"
Kitty walks up to the counter.
"Ms. Grey. My sister & I are looking for the brand new Dreamstation game system." she started. "Do you have it?"
"I had it." Grey said. "But a parent brought it for their sick kid, who's home at bed with the Obama Flu."
"Oh." Kitty said.
Then she looked at Grey.
"Do I know you from somewhere?" she asked. "You look familiar."
Then she turns to Roz.
"Hey, Roz. Don't she look familiar to you?"
Roz looks at Grey.
"Yeah. You do look familiar." she said. "You didn't go to school with us, did ya?"
"No." Grey said.
"Oh." Roz muttered.
Grey picked up a piece of paper.
"About those Dreamstations." she started. "There are about 10 of those lefted in Petropolis."
Then she gets a fax.
"No. Make that 8."
"Oh shit!!" Kitty exclaims. "We better get one for Dudley!!!! Let's go, Roz!!!!"
"Okay." Roz said.
Then the Katswells started to leave, when Grey stops them.
"Hey, by the way. I love your Emerald bracelet & the gold chain with your face on it." she said. "It fits you."
"Thanks." the Katswells said, & lefted.
They jumped back into the TUFF mobile.
"Well, the last place to check is Po-Mart." Roz said, as she crossed out Grey's Games & Shit.
"Hopefully, this last place haves it." Kitty said. "I hope, nothing's gonna stop us from getting it."
Then the small bone monitor comes on.
Keswick was on it.
"Agents Katswells. Ma-Ma-Money Bags is holding up a Po-Mart." he said. "According to Intel. She's planning on ba-ba-buying it & making it into a mall for the filthy rich."
"We're on our way, Keswick!" Kitty said, as she starts up the TUFF mobile.
"Just the place we're heading for, too." Roz said.
"What a coincidence" Kitty said.
Then they speeds towards Po-Mart.
At Po-Mart.
Money Bags & her butler/chauffer; Jeeves was holding it up.
Everyone was on the floor.
"Bring me the manager!!!" she shouted.
One of the clerks, brought the manager out.
"W-What do you want with me?" he asks.
Money Bags gets closer to his face.
"I want to buy this place from you & make it into a super mall, just for the filthy rich female cats, like me." she said.
"This store isn't for sale." the manager said.
Money Bags gets an inch from the manager's face.
"I think, you didn't hear me." she said. "I want this place. And whatever I want, I always get. One way or the other."
She let the smell of her breath, do the talking.
"Oh man!!!" the manager cried. "What did you have for lunch? Drew Carrey's dirty draws? Man!!"
The audience laughs.
Money Bags turns to Jeeves.
"Jeeves. Gun me!!!"
"Right away, Madam." Jeeves said, as he took out her AK-47.
She aims the gun, at the manager's head.
"Now, time for you to die." Money Bags said, as she was about to pull the trigger.
"Not so fast, Money Bags!!!"
Kitty & Roz jumps in with their guns drawn.
"You're not gonna buy this store." Kitty said. "Not on my watch!!!"
"Yeah!!!" Roz said.
Money Bags turned to them.
"Well. Well. Well. If it isn't the Katswell twins." she said. "Two female cats, who betrayed their own species, to work for the female hating, cat hating, T.U.F.F. Agency."
"Let that manager go!!" Kitty said.
"Or we shoot!!!" Roz said.
Money Bags smiles deviously.
"Oh. I'll let him go alright."
She shoots him in the shoulder.
"OW!!!!" he cried.
Then Money Bags & the Katswells start shooting at each other.
All the patrons scattered.
"Ha!Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Money Bags laughs evilly.
She shoots the gun from Roz's hand.
"Dammit! Not again!!!" she sniffed.
In response to this, Kitty shoots the gun from Money Bags' hand.
"Ha!Ha!" Kitty laughed. "How do you like that?"
"Ow!!!" Money Bags sniffed. "Time to attack tan!!!"
She turns to Jeeves.
"Jevees. My steel plated Nunchucks, please."
"Yes, madam." he said.
Then he takes them out from a special Emerald case & gives them to her.
"Here you go, madam."
"Thanks, Jeeves." Money Bags said.
Then she turns to Kitty.
"Hoo-ya!!!!!" she said, as she attacks the Katswells.
"HI-YA!!!!!" the Katswells shouted, as the attack Money Bags.
Money Bags swings the nunchucks.
"CHOP SUEY!!!" she shouted, as she swung at the Katswells.
The Katswells jumped out of the way.
The nunchucks breaks some merchandise.
"YA!!!!!" Money Bags shouted, as she swung the nunchucks at Kitty.
Kitty sends a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to Money Bags' hand.
"ROUNDHOUSE!!!!" she shouted, as the kick lands on Money Bags' hand.
The kick knocks the nunchucks from Money Bags' hand.
Roz retrieves them.
"Ha!Ha! They're mines, now!" she gloated, as she put them in her pocket.
Money Bags looks at the Katswells.
"Well I guess, I'm gonna have to do it, the old fashioned way." she said, as she turns to Jeeves. "Jeeves. Beat them up for me."
"Right away, madam!!!" Jeeves said.
Then he does a Judo stance.
"Oh, it's on now, boy." Roz said, as she do a Tae Bo stance.
"Yeah." Kitty said, as she do a Karate stance. "Prepare to have your ass handed to you, again."
Then the Katswells pounced onto Jeeves & beating the shit out of him.
"HI-YA!!!!" Kitty shouted, as she delivers a kick to Jeeves' face.
"HA!!" Roz shouted, as she delivers an elbow punch to Jeeves' stomach.
"BOO-YA!!!!" Kitty shouted, as she delivers a Karate chop to Jeeves' head.
"XIANG!!!!" Roz shouted, as she delivers a brutal cat punch to Jeeve's groin.
Jeeves falls to the ground.
"I-I'm sorry, madam." he said in pain to Money Bags. "I tried."
Money Bags does a karate stance.
"Now. I won't be so easy!!!" she shouted. "Prepare to suffer, betrayers!!!"
Then she does a karate kick, but Roz gives Money Bags a quick karate kick to her legs, which knocks Money Bags off her feet.
"Nice try." Roz said.
"ATTACK!!!!" Kitty shouted.
Then the Katswell sisters commenced on beating the hell out of Money Bags.
"Take this, racist bitch!!!" Roz said, as she threw a punch into Money Bags' ribs.
"Ooof!!" Money Bags cried, as the audience laughs.
"SHUT UP!!!!" Kitty hollers, as she stomps onto Money Bags.
The fighting continues, as the audience cheers & applaudes for the Katswell sisters.
Twenty minutes later, the TUFF police was arresting Money Bags & Jeeves now.
"You might've beaten me again this time, Katswell." Money Bags shouted. "But wait until I get out again!!!"
"Yeah, whatever." Kitty said, as the audience laughs.
Roz then took out the ad for the Dreamstation game system.
"Okay, sis. Let's get Duds, this game system." she said.
"Okay, Roz." Kitty said, as she follows Roz to the electronics.
At the electronics, they walked up to the counter.
The clerk turns to them.
"Welcome to Po-Mart." he said. "How can I help you two?"
"Do you have the Dreamstation game system?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." the clerk said, as he took out some keys. "We only got one lefted."
"One?" Kitty asked. "Back at Grey's Games & Shit, Grey said, that there was only eight lefted."
"Well, those eight are for the ESK." the clerk said.
"Oh!" Kitty said, as she knew what the clerk was talking about. "Okay."
Roz turns to her.
"Who's the ESK, sis?" she asks.
"They're the Evans Street Killaz, Roz." Kitty started. "Dudley & I ran into them, back in the summer. We defeated the hell out of them."
"Oh." Roz said.
The clerk unlocked the game display case & took out a box that said; 'Dreamstation'.
"Okay. Here it is, miss." the clerk said. "Do you wanna check it out here or at the front?"
"Here." Kitty said.
"Okay." the clerk said, as he ranged up the gaming system. "That'll be, $330.50."
Kitty took out her small black purse.
"Okay." she said, as she gave the clerk the money.
The clerk put the game system into a bag.
"Here you go, miss. Enjoy it." he said, as he gave Kitty the bag.
Kitty takes it.
"With that done. We can go back to TUFF." she said.
"Oh fuck!" Roz exclaims.
"What?" Kitty asked.
"What are we gonna do about Duds' party?" Roz asked. "Do we have anything planned?"
"Oh shit!!" Kitty exclaims. "No."
Then she gets onto her watch communicator.
Keswick appears on it.
"Keswick. We need to plan a surprise birthday party for Dudley." she said.
"Don't worry about that, Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell." Keswick said. "We already got that pla-pla-planned. And it involves you, Agent Ka-Katswell."
"It does?" Kitty asked.
"Yeah." Keswick. "We'll explain it to you, when you get back here."
"We're on our way, Keswick." Kitty said, as she turns off her watch communicator.
She turns to Roz.
"You heard?"
"Yeah." Roz said. "I wonder, what ole Keswick's got planned?"
"I dunno." Kitty said. "Let's go."
They run back to the TUFF mobile & go back to TUFF.
Meanwhile, Dudley was walking.
"I wonder, where I should go?" he asks.
Then he walks up to the apartment building, where Dr. Rabies & Madame Catastrophe lived.
"Well since I'm here, might as well visit Rabies & Catastrophe." Dudley said, as he went into the apartment building.
He goes up to apartment 10C & rings the doorbell.
The door opens.
"Well. Well. Well. If it isn't my secret best friend; Dudley Puppy." Dr. Rabies said. "So, what do you want?"
"I was given the rest of the day off, bro." Dudley said.
"That's good, no?" Rabies asked.
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"Why don't you come in?" Rabies asked. "Catastrophe darlink & I was about to play game."
Dudley walks in.
Catastrophe was sitting on the couch, watching Judge Jew on tv.
"Oy!!! Shut yer mouth, before I slap it off of yas!!!" shouted Judge Jew on the tv.
"You suck!!!!" Catastrophe shouted at the tv.
Rabies & Dudley walked up to her.
"Uh, Catastrophe. What are you yelling at?" Dudley asked.
Catastrophe looks at Dudley.
"What are you doink here?" she asked.
"I came to visit, Catastrophe." Dudley said.
"Oh." Catastrophe said. "Please sit down, Agent Puppy."
So Dudley sits down on the couch.
"So, what game was you two playing?" he asks.
"We was playink, Spank the Russian Cat." Rabies said, as he picked up a paddle. "Break's over, Catastrophe darlink. Now bend over, so I can beat that sexy ass. That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Ja!" Catastrophe said, as she bends over on the couch.
The audience whoos at her sexy booty.
"Okayith!!" Rabies said, as he raised the paddle into the air.
He hits her sexy booty.
"OWWWWW!!!" Catastrophe cried sexually, as the audience whooed. "I've been a bad cat, Rabies darlink!!! Punish me!!! That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Ja!" Rabies said, as he continues spanking Catastrophe.
Dudley was getting hard from watching this.
"Oh man!!!" he exclaims. "Catastrophe's ass is so damn sexy!!!"
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!" Rabies shouted, as he spanked Catastrophe. "HUH?!?"
"YOU ARE RABIES, DARLINK!!!" Catastrophe shouted sexually. "YOU ARE!!!!"
"Don't you forget it, either!!!" Rabies shouted, as he spanked her for one last time.
"AHHHHH!!" Catastrophe cried.
Rabies looked over at Dudley.
"I see, that you're hard from Catastrophe darlink's screamink, no?"
"Yeah?" Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
"Do you want Catastrophe darlink, to suck you off?" Rabies suggested. "That way, you'll get rid of your boner, yes?"
"YES!!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then he runs over to Catastrophe's face.
She purrs sexually.
"Lemme suck your erected cock." Catastrophe said. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"
"Ja!" Dudley said, as he shoves his cock into the Russian cat's mouth.
"Mmmm!" Catastrophe said, as she starts sucking Dudley off.
"Oh shit!!!!" Dudley exclaims. "This feels good, Catastrophe."
Catastrophe takes his cock out of her mouth.
"I'm glad, that you're enjoyink it, Agent Puppy darlink." she said, as she sticks Dudley's cock, back in her mouth.
Dudley's moans happily, as she did this.
"Oh man!!" he said. "This feels so motherfuckin' good!!!"
"Enjoyink yourself, bro?" Rabies asked.
"Yeah." Dudley grunted.
"I'm glad." Rabies said.
Ten more minutes passes, Dudley was ready to explode.
"Ca-Ca-Catastrophe." he started. "I'm ready to cum!!!"
"That's good, Agent Puppy darlink." Catastrophe said. "Cum in my mouth. That'll be a wise thing, no?"
After two more minutes, Dudley finally cums in Catastrophe's mouth.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" he hollers, as he cummed.
Catastrophe swallows the cum.
"Mmmm! That was delicious, no?" she asks in a sexy tone.
"Ja!" Dudley sighed happily.
"You enjoyed that, my American friend?" Rabies asked.
"Ja, man!" Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
"I'm glad, that you enjoy it." Rabies said.
Dudley then yawns & falls asleep on Catastrophe's sexy tits.
The audience laughs.
Catastrophe laughs.
"I love doink that to men."
The audience laughs.
Meanwhile, back at TUFF HQ.
Kitty & Roz was in the Chief's office with Keswick.
They were discussing about plans for Dudley's birthday party.
"So, we put the hallow birthday ca-ca-cake here." Keswick said. "Then we sit Agent Puppy in a chair & dim all of the lights...."
"Wait a minute." Kitty said. "What about this hallow cake? What are we gonna put in it?"
The Chief, Keswick, & Roz stares at her.
The audience laughs.
"Uh, why are you all staring at me like that?" Kitty asks.
"Because, you're gonna be inside the cake, Agent Katswell." the Chief said.
"Me?" Kitty asked. "But why?"
"Because, you're Agent Big Puppy D's bitch." the Chief said, as the audience laughs.
"Yeah." Keswick said. "And you coming out of the cake, will ma-ma-make his day."
Kitty then thinks.
"Yeah, you two are right."
"Plus, you can pole dance for him, sis." Roz added, as the audience whoos. "You took those pole dancing lessons on the weekends."
The Chief & Keswick stared at Kitty with sly smiles on their faces, as the audience laughs.
"So, you been takin' pole dancing lessons, eh?" they said in a sly voice.
"Uh, yeah." Kitty said, as she laughed nervously.
"Why don't you do that to, Agent Pa-Pa-Pimp Dog, after you get out of the cake?" Keswick suggested.
"Yeah." Roz said. "That would make, old Duds pretty happy."
Kitty then thinks about it.
"Okay. I'll do it." Kitty said.
The Chief & Keswick cheers to this, as the audience laughs.
"So, what about the party food?" Roz asks.
The Chief turns to her.
"Don't worry about that, New Agent Katswell." he started. "We'll have it catered from the H, D,+C Catering Company."
Then he looks at his watch.
"They should be here in an hour or so." he said.
"Great! This is goin' to be the best party, I've ev-ev-ever been to!!" Keswick said.
Kitty turns to the Chief.
"Do you want Roz & I to help with the decorations?"
"No. I've already got the background poser agents doing that." the Chief said. "Now, I'm gonna have them put up a pole, that you can dance on."
"Okay?" Kitty said. "Can I supply my own music?"
"Yeah." the Chief said.
"I know, just the right song to play too!" Kitty said.
"I hope, it's not that 3pack or Dr. Drake, is it?" the Chief asks.
"Maybe." Kitty said.
"Whatever." the Chief said. "You young people & your music."
"So, what are we gonna do, until then, Chief?" Roz asks. "Drive around & listen for some alarms?"
"Yeah." the Chief said. "I'll call you, when we're ready."
The Katswells stand up.
"Okay, Chief." Kitty said.
Then they lefted.
Half an hour later.
Kitty & Roz was driving around, listening for alarms.
"God, I hope Duds like his birthday present." Roz said.
"Me too, Roz." Kitty said. "Me too."
Then Roz's stomach rumbles.
"Damn, I'm hungry sis." she said.
"Okay. We stop at a store." Kitty said, as she pulled into a parking lot of a store.
They go into the store.
They brought stuff like chips, two bottles of pop & shit like that.
"Okay. Got my lunch!" Roz said.
"Me too." Kitty said. "Let's checkout."
Then they go up to the checkout lane.
Up ahead of them was the Chameleon.
He turns to them.
"Ah! Hello there, Agents Katswell. How are you today?" he asks.
"We're doing fine, Chameleon." Kitty responded. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm doing some grocery shopping, Agent Katswell." the Chameleon said.
"So, are you behaving yourself?" Roz asks.
"Yeah." the Chameleon said, as he paided for his groceries.
"Okay." Kitty said, as the cashier runged up the chips & pops. "Just keep it that way."
"Don't worry your pretty little head, Agent Katswell." the Chameleon said. "I won't be planning on doing anything evil for a while. See you later."
Then he leaves the store.
The bagger hands the Katswells their bag.
"Okay. Back to TUFF." Kitty said.
Hours later.
Everything was ready for Dudley's party now.
"Everything's ready?" Roz asked.
"Yeah!!!" everyone else said.
Kitty lifts her head out of the cake.
"Did somebody called Dudley?" she asks.
"No." said all of the background posers, as the audience laughs.
"I'll do it, sis." Roz said, as she got on her wrist communicator. "I'm one of the smartest motherfuckas here."
Meanwhile, Dudley was still asleep at Rabies & Catastrophe's apartment.
His wrist communicator wakes him up.
"Dudley Puppy here." he said, as he answers it.
"It's Roz." said the voice on the communicator. "We need you to come down here, right away."
"Alright." Dudley said, as he turned off his communicator.
He sits up.
"Sorry, Rabies. Catastrophe." Dudley started. "I gotta go."
"Okay, my American comrade." Rabies said. "See you next time, yes?"
"Ja!" Dudley said.
"See you next time & I can suck your dick again, no?" Catastrophe asked with lust in her voice.
"Ja!" Dudley said, as the audience laughs.
Then he leaves Catastrophe's & Rabies' apartment.
Back at TUFF HQ.
Dudley sees Roz standing there.
"Hey, Roz." he greeted. "Where is everyone? And why is it so dark in here?"
"Duds. Close your eyes." Roz said.
So Dudley closed his eyes.
"They're closed." he said.
"Okay." Roz said, as she put her hands on Dudley's shoulders. "Now, go ahead. Don't worry. I'll lead you from behind you."
So Dudley starts walking.
"Straight." Roz said.
"Okay." Dudley said.
"Left." Roz called out.
"Alright." Dudley said.
Then he hits into a water cooler.
The audience laughs.
"Water cooler." he said.
"Straight." Roz called out.
"Okay." Dudley said.
"Right." Roz called out.
"Alright." Dudley said.
They come to a dark room.
"Sit down." Roz said.
"Okay." Dudley said, as he sits down.
"Keep your eyes closed." Roz said, as she covered his eyes.
"They're closed!!" Dudley said.
Then all of the background poser agents pushes in the hallow cake.
"1. 2. 3!!!!" Roz said, as she uncovered Dudley's eyes.
"SURPRISE!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDLEY!!!!" everyone said, as the lights turns on.
Dudley gasped.
"Wow!!! A birthday party!!!!" he exclaims. "Thanks!!!"
"You deserve it, Duds." Roz said, as she turns him to the birthday cake. "Guess what? There's a giant cake for you."
"Whoa!" Dudley exclaims. "What a delicious cake!! It looks so good!! I wanna eat it!!!"
"Hold on, Duds." Roz said, as she grabs him by the shirt collar, as the audience laughs. "There's a surprise for you in the cake."
"Really?" Dudley asked.
"Yeah." the Chief said. "Come on out!!!!"
Then out of the cake, comes Kitty.
She was wearing a dark emerald bikini top, black bikini panties, & sexy black high heels.
She was also wearing some red lipstick.
The audience whoos at the sight of her.
"I've heard, that it's someone's birthday today." Kitty said in a sexy tone.
"Oh, yeah!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs at his reaction to this.
"I've got several gifts for you." Kitty said in a sexy tone.
"For real?" Dudley asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "My first gift for you is; a pole dance for me."
"Whoa!" Dudley exclaims in a higher voice. "I gonna enjoy this, Kitty."
Kitty puts her fingers onto Dudley's lips, shushing him.
"Shhhh!" she said. "My name's not Kitty. The name's Diamond."
The audience whoos.
"Okay, Diamond." Dudley said. "Gimme my birthday dance."
"Alright, sweetie." Kitty/Diamond said, as she gets onto the pole & started dancing.
R. Kelly's 'It seems like you're ready' plays now, as the lights dimmed.
Kitty starts dancing slowly & sexually to the music.
"Oh shit!!" Dudley exclaims.
"OH YEAH, BABY!!!!" shouted a background poser agent.
Kitty/Diamond then sexually, gets on her knees & shakes her sexy booty.
"Mmmm!" she said.
"Whoo!!" shouted another background poser agent.
"Goddamn!" Dudley said in awe. "SHAKE THAT BOOTY, DIAMOND BABY!!! SHAKE IT!!!"
Then Kitty/Diamond shakes her sexy booty, as she undoes her top. Slowly & sexually.
Keswick was watching this.
He was drinking a soda.
"Oh sha-sha-shit!!!" he exclaims, as he choked on his soda.
Then she tosses her bra to Dudley.
He takes a sniff from it.
"Ahhh!" he said. "I AM LOVING THE HELL OUT OF THIS!!! SMELLS LIKE PEACHES!!!"
Then Kitty/Diamond kneels down & shakes her sexy booty at Dudley.
"Love it?" she asks with lust in her voice.
"OH YEAH!!!!" Dudley exclaims. "I LOVE IT, ALOT!!!"
Then Kitty/Diamond puts her hand on the straps of her panties & teases Dudley.
"Should I or shouldn't I?" she asks in a sexy tone.
"YEAH!!!!!" Dudley exclaims. "DO IT!!!!!"
"DO IT!!!!!!" shouted the background poser agents.
"Okay." Kitty/Diamond said.
Then she takes off her small black panties.
"OH SHIT!!!!" Dudley exclaims.
"Want this?" Kitty/Diamond asks, as she held her sexy panties.
"YEAH!!!!" Dudley shouted.
"Okay, baby." Kitty/Diamond said.
Then she tosses the panties to him.
Dudley picks it up & smells them.
"Oh man!!!" he exclaims. "That smells so fuckin' good!!! I'm so fuckin' hard right now."
Then Kitty/Diamond comes over to him.
"You want to fuck me, birthday boy?" she asks in a sexy tone.
"Right here? Right now?" Dudley asked. "In front of everyone?"
"Yeah, baby." Kitty/Diamond said. "I want a audience."
"Okay!!!" Dudley said.
So Kitty/Diamond gets onto Dudley's erected cock & start riding it.
"Mmmm!" she said, as she moves her hips up & down.
"Ahhhh!" Dudley said, as he massaged her breasts.
"That's right, birthday boy." Kitty/Diamond said. "Milk my tits."
"OH SHIT!!!" the Chief exclaims. "THIS IS SO FUCKIN' HOT!!!!"
"YEAH!!!" shouted the background poser agents.
"SHUT UP!!!!" the Chief shouted, as the audience laughs.
"I love your 42B's, Diamond baby." Dudley said, as he massaged her tits a bit harder now.
"Ahhhh! I'm glad you do, Dudley baby." Kitty/Diamond said, as she moved her hips up & down on Dudley's cock more & more. "Ahhhh!!"
Dudley starts tugging at Kitty/Diamond's breasts now.
"Ahhhh! Mmmm!" Kitty said. "MILK ME, DUDLEY BABY!!!!! MILK ME & CUM IN ME!!!!"
"I will!!" Dudley said, as he even tugs harder at Kitty/Diamond's breasts harder. "Come on, Diamond baby. Squirt your milk!!"
"Ahhh! AHHHHH!!" Kitty hollers, as she squirts her breast milk.
"There's my prize." Dudley said, as he puts Kitty/Diamond's nipples in his mouth & start drinking the breast milk. "Mmmm! Delicious!!"
"That's right, birthday boy." Kitty/Diamond said. "Drink all of my breast milk. It's good for you."
Drinking Kitty's breast milk, made Dudley cummed.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" he shouted, as he cummed 200 shots of seed into Kitty's pussy.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" Kitty screams, as she cums from Dudley cumming in her.
Then she laughs sexually.
"Drinking my milk made you cum, didn't it Dudley sweetie?" Kitty/Diamond asked in a sexy tone.
"Yeah." Dudley said, as he burped. "That was good, Kitty/Diamond baby."
Kitty laughs sexually, as she kisses him on the lips.
"Thank you, Dudley baby." she said. "I got another gift for you."
"For real?" Dudley asked.
"Yes." Kitty said, as she got off of him. "I'll be back."
"Okay." Dudley said.
Kitty soon returns, wearing her normal spy clothes now.
She was also carrying a bag.
"Here you go, baby." Kitty said, as she gave Dudley the bag. "Happy birthday."
Dudley gets the item that was in the bag.
He takes out the Dreamstation game console.
"A Dreamstation Game System!!!" Dudley exclaims in awe. "Something, I always wanted!! Thank you, Kit-Kat. Thank you!!!"
"It's a pleasure, Dudley." Kitty said, as Roz & Keswick rolls in Dudley's actual cake.
"Here's your actual ca-ca-cake, Agent Pimp Dog." Keswick said.
"Alright!!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.
Then all of the background poser agents started singing, as Kitty & Roz gave Dudley his birthday kisses.
The singing had ended now.
"Now, make a wish & blow out the candles, Dudley baby." Kitty said.
"Okay." Dudley said.
He makes his wish & blow out the candles.
Everyone applaudes for him.
"Now, let's get this party started!!" the Chief exclaims.
"Serve the cake! Serve the cake!!" Roz said.
So Kitty serves the birthday cake, with Dudley getting the bigger piece of course.
The party goes on.
Dudley eats a chicken wing.
"Mmmm! These wings sure are good!!" he said, as he ate the wing & the audience laughs. "Who made these wings?"
"H, D,+C Catering." Kitty said, as she ate a turkey, chicken, bacon & prosciutto hoagie. "They're pretty good!!!"
"Yeah!" Roz said, as she ate a sliced of stuffed pepperoni pizza. "Who ever came up with this pizza recipe, sure is a fuckin' genius!!!
Just then, the author gives the trio checks.
"Thank you, Mr. Homey." they said, as they put the checks into their pockets, as the audience laughs.
"Time for presents!!!" Dudley exclaims.
Roz takes out a gift wrapped box.
"Here you go, Duds." she said. "Happy birthday."
Dudley opens up the gift.
"A brand new iPhone & brand new squeaky bone toy!!!" he exclaims. "Thank you, Rozzie. Thank you!!"
"You're welcome, Duds." Roz said. "I knew, you would like it."
Then he opens up a present from the Chief.
"A empty beer bottle?" he said, disgusted. "I wonder, what happened to it?"
"BLAAAAAAAT!!!" the Chief burped, as the audience laughs. "I-I drunk it."
Then he passes out.
The audience laughs.
"Whatever." Dudley sniffed, as the audience laughs.
He opens Keswick's gift.
"I wonder, what Keswick got me." Dudley said.
He takes out a black coffee mug that said; 'Life's A Bitch, Isn't it?' on it.
"Ha!Ha!" Dudley laughed. "Thanks, Keswick!! I love this coffee mug!!"
"I knew, that you la-la-like it, Agent Pimp Dog." Keswick said.
"I'm gonna drink out of this, everyday!!!" Dudley said. "Now, let's continue this party!!!!
So the party continues.
Later.
The party was ending now.
Dudley was getting tired.
"I'm tired, Kit-Kat." he said to Kitty, as he yawned.
"Me too, Dudley baby." Kitty said.
"Me three." Roz said, as the audience laughs.
"Well, since the Chief is passed out drunk." Keswick started. "I-I-I think, it'll be a wise idea, for us to leave."
"Yeah!!" everyone shouted, as the audience laughs.
Then everyone leaves the drunken flea & the janitor.
At DeLisle Park & Kitty's house.
Kitty & Dudley was saying good night to Roz.
"Good night, Roz." Kitty said. "See you tomorrow."
"Good night, Kitty." Roz said.
Then she turned to Dudley.
"Good night, Duds." she said.
"Good night, Rozzie." Dudley said. "Thanks for the iPhone & new chew toy."
"See you tomorrow, Duds." Roz said.
Then she turns & goes back to her car.
Kitty closes & locks her door.
"And with that. We go to bed." she said, as she starts turning the lights off.
"Can I ask you something, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asked.
"Sure. What is it, Dudleykins?" Kitty asked.
"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Dudley asked.
Kitty smiles at him.
"Of course you can, baby." she said. "It's your house, too."
"ALRIGHT!!!" Dudley exclaims.
Kitty laughs, as she & Dudley go to her room.
10 minutes later.
They were both in the bed now.
"You know, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"What?" Kitty asked.
"This is the best birthday, EVER!!!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs. "YEAH!!!!"
"Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, baby." Kitty said.
She looks at the clock.
It was almost midnight.
"Oh shit! It's almost midnight, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
Dudley yawns.
"Well, time for me to go to bed." he said, as he leaned over towards Kitty & gives her a good night kiss. "Good night, Kit-Kat. Sweet dreams. I love you."
"Good night, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I love you too. Sweet dreams."
Then she looks at the camera.
"I hope, that you enjoyed chapter 14." she said. "Please tune in for chapter 15. So please & review. Good night."
Then she blows a kiss & does a sexy pose and turns off the lights, as the audience applaudes & the 'Kitty Katswell/Frasier' theme plays.
