A hero and a Weapon
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Adult ++
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66
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Lexinite Sucks
A Hero & A Weapon
Lexinite Sucks
by SSj04 Mewtwo
***
Ugh, what the hell," Tim says getting up out of bed as he hears the computer beeping at him. He goes into the cockpit and checks what was bugging the computer. "What the hell? Lexinite, here, on Earth!? Shit!" Tim swears. The com-system beeps at him and he presses the button to reveal Caelum. "Greetings, what do I owe this pleasure."
"There's a problem...,Lexicon has finally produced them."
"What?"
"Those grappler ships."
"What? I thought their scientific division was inferior to ours. How could they built complicated enough computers for that?"
"I don't know, but they did. We're in trouble if we don't find a way around that."
"Well, I think I have. I don't know where it is on this planet, but you might want to get some Science Caste ships out here. There's Lexinite to be had here."
"Lexinite! Are you sure?"
"I am."
"You better be careful if you encounter it yourself. It was the radiation from lexinite that gave the X weapon genetic code its ability to mutate like it does. I don't know what a second dose would nor does the Warrior or the Science Castes."
"Right." Tim states and Caelum's face disappears.
***
"This meeting of the evil villains' association comes to order. I see that Mr. Big and Dr. Two-Brains have something to show us?" Granny Mae states.
"Yes. You see, as you all know, six years ago I found lexinite, the only thing that weakens WordGirl." Mr. Big begins.
"How can you be sure of that?" Ms. Question starts in on him.
"Please, save your questions to the end. Now, with the remaining lexinite," Mr. Big continues.
"And my fondness for rays, I've made the first lexinite ray!" Two-Brains shouts as he presents his new weapon. "The lexinite is just a rock that puts out a low level of radio activity, and don't try to pronounce that Butcher! It doesn't effect humans, but as Mr. Big showed me, it weakens pests like WordGirl!"
"That's right, and the good doctor will test his new weapon out tomorrow. And if he's successful, we'll have WordGirl out of our hair forever!" Big celebrates and the others join in.
"Can this possibly work?" Ms. Question asks.
"Of course." Two-Brains states.
"And what about that other alien?" she asks.
"Wham, that X weapon isn't a Lexiconian, Wham." The Whammer states.
"Without WordGirl, we can run that X weapon ragged until he can't possibly stand up!" Two-Brains answers. Tobey, who was in the very back bites his lip. The conversation he had with Violet was still rattling in his brain. He wanted to stop Two-Brains, but that would be actually fighting crime! He was no crime fighter, but he would make sure that Two-Brains didn't kill her.
***
"Oh, you two want to challenge me out of gym huh?" Tim growls at the twins.
"We know who you are." the pair say in unison.
"And?"
"Do you think Becky would want to know that you're the X weapon?" they ask again.
"And just what do you want?" Tim asks and in a cloud of black smoke the twins seem to disappear and in their place stand the two black ninjas.
"Face the shadow twins on your own and prove to us your strength." they both say.
"Revealing yourselves to me was a mistake!" he shouts and he changes into his Decimalian battle costume.
***
"Alright Two-Brains, put down the cheese." WordGirl demands.
"Oh I had a better idea...,eat hot lexinite!" he shouts. WordGirl's eyes widen and Two-Brains fires. she moves, but the effects of the new ray were felt by the Lexiconian. "Where's your X weapon now?" Two-Brains taunts and fires again. Huggy tries to go after the doc, but the henchmen start throwing bananas at the monkey.
"Hey!" the manager shouts as Huggy "You can avoid your fate forever WordGirl...hahahaha!"
"How did...,did...,did...,"
"Mr. Big had some left over, and now I've made a ray that amplifies the lexinite's radiation. It's just simple radiation that effects you, but I've made sure the dosage is far stronger!" he shouts firing off another shot.
***
'No! Two-Brains has...,better get the fuck out of here.' Tim thinks.
"Where are you going?" the twins ask.
"Somewhere where I'm needed, but here's a going away present...," he says and his watch blasts a powerful blast of white light blinding the shadow ninjas. Tim takes off and the two stand there blinking.
"He's good." the female states.
"Yes, that is something we would do. Come, we must train more." the male states and they vanish as well.
***
"You're looking awfully pale there, WordGirl. Two-Brains taunts.
"Uhhhh," she groans losing her grip on her powers and her vocabulary.
"Too bad, looks like I...,"
Win? why don't you fire that thing on a Decimalian." the X weapon states.
"Decimalian? That's what you are? You're from a planet called 'Decimal? Who's writing this stuff?"
SSJ04 Mewtwo: I am you fool.
"Oh, it's you, oh well, here's lexinite in our eye!" he says and fires again, but the ray doesn't effect the X weapon. In the blink of an eye, Two-Brains's men and the doctor were on the ground. Knowing that the police would dismantle his prototype, the doctor runs away dropping the cheese as he goes. The test was a success. WordGirl would be down for weeks. Huggy makes a sound and the X weapon snaps out of his trance.
'Damn, infinity soldier. I'll have to be careful around him from now on.' he thinks and comes over to WordGirl. "Damn, she's not good, hang on Huggy," he says and the three vanish.
"Well, at least I didn't loose all my cheese," the store manager states. "Clean up on isle 4." he says through the intercom.
***
"Fever, weak, loss of vocabulary...,shivering...,lexinite does its job." Tim comments. Huggy makes a sound and Tim sighs. "I wish I had some artificial Lexiconian DNA, but Decimal doesn't keep that on hand, but maybe, computer, is it possible to synthesize Lexiconian DNA if the source of the real DNA is right here?"
"Affirmative."
"Huggy, go and distract her parents. She's going to be here for a while." Tim states and the monkey nods. The Decimalian transporter vanishes the monkey out of the ship. "Computer, what is the only thing that can shield a Lexicon from lexinite.?"
"Lexidromium, but Lexidromium isn't very versatile." the computer reports.
"Hmmm, Tobey, but giving the formula for Lexidromium to a human is...,fuck it, Tobey might make us pay later but now her safety is mine concern." he states and begins to come up with a plan.
Lexinite Sucks
by SSj04 Mewtwo
***
Ugh, what the hell," Tim says getting up out of bed as he hears the computer beeping at him. He goes into the cockpit and checks what was bugging the computer. "What the hell? Lexinite, here, on Earth!? Shit!" Tim swears. The com-system beeps at him and he presses the button to reveal Caelum. "Greetings, what do I owe this pleasure."
"There's a problem...,Lexicon has finally produced them."
"What?"
"Those grappler ships."
"What? I thought their scientific division was inferior to ours. How could they built complicated enough computers for that?"
"I don't know, but they did. We're in trouble if we don't find a way around that."
"Well, I think I have. I don't know where it is on this planet, but you might want to get some Science Caste ships out here. There's Lexinite to be had here."
"Lexinite! Are you sure?"
"I am."
"You better be careful if you encounter it yourself. It was the radiation from lexinite that gave the X weapon genetic code its ability to mutate like it does. I don't know what a second dose would nor does the Warrior or the Science Castes."
"Right." Tim states and Caelum's face disappears.
***
"This meeting of the evil villains' association comes to order. I see that Mr. Big and Dr. Two-Brains have something to show us?" Granny Mae states.
"Yes. You see, as you all know, six years ago I found lexinite, the only thing that weakens WordGirl." Mr. Big begins.
"How can you be sure of that?" Ms. Question starts in on him.
"Please, save your questions to the end. Now, with the remaining lexinite," Mr. Big continues.
"And my fondness for rays, I've made the first lexinite ray!" Two-Brains shouts as he presents his new weapon. "The lexinite is just a rock that puts out a low level of radio activity, and don't try to pronounce that Butcher! It doesn't effect humans, but as Mr. Big showed me, it weakens pests like WordGirl!"
"That's right, and the good doctor will test his new weapon out tomorrow. And if he's successful, we'll have WordGirl out of our hair forever!" Big celebrates and the others join in.
"Can this possibly work?" Ms. Question asks.
"Of course." Two-Brains states.
"And what about that other alien?" she asks.
"Wham, that X weapon isn't a Lexiconian, Wham." The Whammer states.
"Without WordGirl, we can run that X weapon ragged until he can't possibly stand up!" Two-Brains answers. Tobey, who was in the very back bites his lip. The conversation he had with Violet was still rattling in his brain. He wanted to stop Two-Brains, but that would be actually fighting crime! He was no crime fighter, but he would make sure that Two-Brains didn't kill her.
***
"Oh, you two want to challenge me out of gym huh?" Tim growls at the twins.
"We know who you are." the pair say in unison.
"And?"
"Do you think Becky would want to know that you're the X weapon?" they ask again.
"And just what do you want?" Tim asks and in a cloud of black smoke the twins seem to disappear and in their place stand the two black ninjas.
"Face the shadow twins on your own and prove to us your strength." they both say.
"Revealing yourselves to me was a mistake!" he shouts and he changes into his Decimalian battle costume.
***
"Alright Two-Brains, put down the cheese." WordGirl demands.
"Oh I had a better idea...,eat hot lexinite!" he shouts. WordGirl's eyes widen and Two-Brains fires. she moves, but the effects of the new ray were felt by the Lexiconian. "Where's your X weapon now?" Two-Brains taunts and fires again. Huggy tries to go after the doc, but the henchmen start throwing bananas at the monkey.
"Hey!" the manager shouts as Huggy "You can avoid your fate forever WordGirl...hahahaha!"
"How did...,did...,did...,"
"Mr. Big had some left over, and now I've made a ray that amplifies the lexinite's radiation. It's just simple radiation that effects you, but I've made sure the dosage is far stronger!" he shouts firing off another shot.
***
'No! Two-Brains has...,better get the fuck out of here.' Tim thinks.
"Where are you going?" the twins ask.
"Somewhere where I'm needed, but here's a going away present...," he says and his watch blasts a powerful blast of white light blinding the shadow ninjas. Tim takes off and the two stand there blinking.
"He's good." the female states.
"Yes, that is something we would do. Come, we must train more." the male states and they vanish as well.
***
"You're looking awfully pale there, WordGirl. Two-Brains taunts.
"Uhhhh," she groans losing her grip on her powers and her vocabulary.
"Too bad, looks like I...,"
Win? why don't you fire that thing on a Decimalian." the X weapon states.
"Decimalian? That's what you are? You're from a planet called 'Decimal? Who's writing this stuff?"
SSJ04 Mewtwo: I am you fool.
"Oh, it's you, oh well, here's lexinite in our eye!" he says and fires again, but the ray doesn't effect the X weapon. In the blink of an eye, Two-Brains's men and the doctor were on the ground. Knowing that the police would dismantle his prototype, the doctor runs away dropping the cheese as he goes. The test was a success. WordGirl would be down for weeks. Huggy makes a sound and the X weapon snaps out of his trance.
'Damn, infinity soldier. I'll have to be careful around him from now on.' he thinks and comes over to WordGirl. "Damn, she's not good, hang on Huggy," he says and the three vanish.
"Well, at least I didn't loose all my cheese," the store manager states. "Clean up on isle 4." he says through the intercom.
***
"Fever, weak, loss of vocabulary...,shivering...,lexinite does its job." Tim comments. Huggy makes a sound and Tim sighs. "I wish I had some artificial Lexiconian DNA, but Decimal doesn't keep that on hand, but maybe, computer, is it possible to synthesize Lexiconian DNA if the source of the real DNA is right here?"
"Affirmative."
"Huggy, go and distract her parents. She's going to be here for a while." Tim states and the monkey nods. The Decimalian transporter vanishes the monkey out of the ship. "Computer, what is the only thing that can shield a Lexicon from lexinite.?"
"Lexidromium, but Lexidromium isn't very versatile." the computer reports.
"Hmmm, Tobey, but giving the formula for Lexidromium to a human is...,fuck it, Tobey might make us pay later but now her safety is mine concern." he states and begins to come up with a plan.