All in the Life of a Loud

Author's Notes:

These are some short drabbles I wrote out in response to some Tumblr asks I've received. I wondered about where to post them and remembered I have this oneshot collection, so here we are! This one has eight 100-word snippets. Hopefully, you'll find something to you liking. :3

Disclaimer: The Loud House Copyright Nickelodeon (2018)

Love Me Forever

A boy lies shivering at the bottom of his cage. He's cold and hungry. His clothes are ragged. His body is weak. His eyes are wide and scared…

A girl giggles as she climbs down the long ladder and steps off into the deep pit.

Lynn turns around to see her little brother lying in his special room, which she built with her very hands.

"Hello again, little brother~"

"Let me go," he begs.

But she only giggles harder.

"You're so silly! Of course I won't let you go!"

She leans down toward him.

"You will stay with me forever~"

My Brother's a Pillow Now

"Lynn…"

"Mhmm?"

Lincoln growled. "You're making my arm sore."

Lynn grinned as she snuggled deeper into her brother's side. "Well, get used to it. I'm not leaving this spot until the movie is over."

He sighed. "Freaking Hobbit… freaking three hour movie…" He blinked his eyes stupidly as a flash suddenly went off. He turned and saw his oldest sisters, Lori and Leni, taking pictures of them and giggling together.

"Aww, Lori, don't they look so cute~!"

Lincoln blushed brightly. "Come on, Lynn, get off. You're embarrassing me!"

She pressed her lips to his chest. "You're my pillow now, Lincy~"

Be Honest With Me

The door creaks open as silvery moonlight filters through the lonely curtain.

An angel glides across the carpet and nudges her fingers against her brother's cheek.

"Lincy," the siren calls.

"Hmm," the sleepy boy responds ungraciously.

"I really need your help right now. Please, wake up…" the goddess pleads.

He rolls onto his side and looks into her worried eyes.

"What's wrong, Leni?"

She sighs and folds her hands over her heart.

"You're always honest with me, Lincy… s-so, tell me… am I stupid?"

He pulls her down into a hug. "No, you just think differently."

She cries. "Thank you."

Mine

"We will become one, dear brother!" Lynn cried as she leaped up the stairs, chasing her brother to his room.

"No frickin' way in hell! You're crazy!" He slammed the door shut and moved his bed in front of it.

She pounded on it until it gave way. She brought her leg back and snapped it forward, smashing the door in. She clawed her way through the splintered opening to get to him.

"I love you, Lincoln. You will be my mate!"

Her eyes were mad. She was going to rape him.

She was going to love him for eternity.

"Mine."

Long Way to the Top

Side by side, two girls jammed with their instruments.

Luna, rockin' out with her electric guitar.

Sam, layin' down some sweet rhythm with her electric bass.

"How do you think we did tonight?" Luna asked; her music never-stopping.

Sam smiled. "I think the crowd loved us."

Luna smiled, too, but as their song drew to a close… she set her guitar aside; her grin dropped.

Sam set her bass down and nudged Luna's leg. "What's wrong, babe?"

Luna looked up into her girlfriend's eyes.

"It's gonna be a long way to the top… if we want to rock 'n' roll."

Loud Kids, Devourers of Gods

In the City of Townsville…

"Good heavens, they've broken through the barricades," cried the Mayor.

"What will we do, Mayor?" asked his secretary, Ms. Bellum.

The oddly-shaped man ran around the room in a fright. Suddenly, he stopped.

"I know! I'll try to open that dang pickle jar one more time...!"

Meanwhile, in the outskirts of the city, great horde of flesh and bodies swarmed buildings and streets, devouring everything it its path.

It was unstoppable and unmerciful… destroying everything it touched.

It consumed Nickelodeon.

Devoured Disney XD.

And now, not even Cartoon Network was safe from its evil clutches~

We're Going to Be Parents!

The sheets were a rumpled mess.

Their limbs were frantic and sweaty.

Luna cried in ecstasy beneath her brother's thrusting hips.

Her back arched, brushing her breasts against his chest.

Her arms circled around his neck and jerked him down; they kissed passionately. Their hips kept thrusting against each other, ceaselessly

She released his lips and looked into his eyes.

"I think this time will do it, husband…"

He surged forward, making his wife cry out shamelessly.

He climaxed inside her core and fell into her arms.

She kissed her partner's face and grinned.

"You're gonna be a daddy, Lincoln~"

Nightmare

The door creaked open slowly.

A shadow crossed the floor silently.

Lucy, trembling, crawled into her brother's bed and poked his arm.

"Lincoln."

He grunted in reply.

"I-I had a nightmare again… can I sleep with you?"

He rolled onto his side and lifted the blanket drowsily.

With a faint smile, Lucy tucked her head under his chin and kissed his collarbone.

"Thank you, big brother."

His arm fell around her shoulders, and she sighed as sleep overtook her.

And soon she was dancing in a field; just her and her brother, holding hands, and no nightmare to be seen.