The Kitty Katswell Show

Happy Birthday, Kitty & Roz!!!(aka Birthdays Rule)

Alright, this is the birthday chapter for the star & her twin sister. And Dudley will finally give Kitty the Emerald Egyptian Cat Diamond Necklace! This also takes place in September, after T.U.F.F. comes back from their vacation. So please read & review!!

It was a wonderful cool morning in Petropolis. Fall was in the air. All of the parents were happy, because all of their kids were finally going back to school. The kids was complaining on the bus stops, but hilarious as this is, let's see what Dudley's doing.

It shows Dudley's room. Most of his belongings were packed away in boxes.

He was playing Super Mario World on a emulator on his laptop.

He was playing the hardest level in the game.

He just died & Dudley was cussing up a storm.

"Dammit! Fuck!!!" he sniffs. "Shit!!"

Then he slaps himself.

The audience laughs.

Then Dudley picks up his Pepsi & takes a long drink.

"C'mon, Dudley." he said to himself. "Concentrate!!"

Then he picks up his controls & starts playing again.

He dies again in the level.

"Damn!" Dudley sniffs. "This level's so fuckin' hard! I wonder, how people pass this!?!"

Then he looks at his clock.

"It's time for me, to go to work." Dudley said, as he turns off his laptop.

He goes over to his table, he looks at the calendar.

"Oh shit!" Dudley said. "Today's Kitty's & Roz's birthday!! I can finally, give her that necklace, that she always wanted."

Then he goes into a box and takes out a bag.

He opens it & takes out a small black case. He opens up the black case, which shows the Emerald Egyptian Cat Diamond Necklace.

"Wait until, Kitty sees this." Dudley said, as he closed up the case. "She's gonna love me. More!!!"

Then he looks in the bag.

The money, that he took from that money mint from chapter 8.

"Maybe, I should give her some of this cash too." Dudley said.

Then he takes the bag & puts it in his pocket.

"Now, off to TUFF." Dudley said.

Meanwhile, in DeLisle Park area, where Kitty's home was.

Kitty was getting herself ready for work.

She was also having herself a birthday breakfast, which consisted of bacon, omelet with cheese, & green peppers. Orange juice & a cup of coffee.

She was also humming her birthday song to herself.

The audience cheers, whoos, whistles, & applaudes for the star.

"I wonder, if my Dudleykins got something, that I might like for my birthday?" Kitty asks, as she took a sip of her juice. "I hope so."

Then she picks up the empty plates & glasses and put them in the sink.

"Well, I have time to wash these dishes." Kitty said, as she looked at her watch.

She washes the dishes quickly.

"There." Kitty said. "Now off to TUFF."

Then she grabs the keys to the TUFF mobile, locks the door behind her & jumps into the car. Starts it & drives off.

At T.U.F.F.HQ.

Dudley walks up to Roz's & Kitty's desk.

"Hey Roz." Dudley greeted.

Roz turns to him.

"Oh, hey Dudley." she said. "How are you this morning?"

"So. So." Dudley said.

"Why so, so?" Roz asks.

"Because, I kept dying on this hard level in Super Mario Bros., Roz." Dudley said. "It's so fuckin' hard."

"Oh." Roz said. "I've beaten that game."

"Really?" Dudley asks.

Roz nods.

"Yeah." she said.

"So, Roz. Tell me." Dudley said, as he turns to her & the audience laughs. "How did you do it?"

Roz laughs.

"That's an easy question, Dudley." she said. "I just practiced."

"Oh." Dudley said, as the audience laughs at his stupidity.

Then he thinks.

"So, you like to play video games?" Dudley asks.

"Yeah." Roz said.

"What's your favorite game, you like to play?" Dudley asks.

"Why Mario Brothers, of course." Roz answers. "But sometimes, I like to play NBA2K '11 & GTA San Andreas."

"You play NBA2K '11 & GTA San Andreas?" Dudley asks.

"Yeah." Roz replies. "But most of the time, I like to play the former."

"Damn!" Dudley said.

Then he thinks of something.

"So, how do you feel about the NBA on lockdown?" he asks.

"You mean; lockout?" Roz asks in a teasing voice.

"Yeah." Dudley said, as he blushed as the audience laughs.

"Well, I could care less." Roz said. "Those players are bein' overpaid, for playing a sport, that have gone down hill, ever since 2002."

"I agree." Dudley said.

"Plus, the entire sport is just plain overrated." Roz continues. "The games, especially the latter half of the regular season is rigged by the referees."

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Plus, the refs don't call out calls anymore." Roz said. "Like traveling."

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Plus Kitty & I can play better basketball, than any of the pros." Roz said. "I hope, the NBA stays lockout forever!!!"

The audience applaudes to this for two minutes.

"Nicely said, Roz." Dudley said. "Nicely said."

Just then, Kitty walks up behind Dudley.

She gives her twin a small wave.

Roz nods to her.

Kitty walks her fingers on the back of Dudley's head.

"Morning, Dudley sweetie." Kitty said in a sexy voice, as she did the finger walking, as the audience laughs.

Dudley turns to his sexy feline with a smile on his face.

"Morning, babe." he greeted.

"So, what are you doing?" Kitty asks.

"Oh, I was just getting to know Roz more." Dudley said.

"That's great." Kitty said, as she sat in her chair.

Then she switches back to her sexy voice.

"D'you know what today is?"

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Tuesday."

The audience laughs at his stupid answer.

"No." Kitty said. "Try again."

"Taco Day?" Dudley asks, as the audience laughs.

"No." Kitty said.

"But every Tuesday is Taco Day, Kitty." Dudley said.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "But try again anyway."

"Your birthday?" Dudley asked.

"Yes!!" Kitty exclaims. "Today's mines & Roz's birthday."

Then she gets closer to Dudley's face.

"So, where's my present, baby?" she asks in a sexy tone.

Dudley laughs.

"I see, what you're trying to do, Kitty." he said in a fatherly voice. "You're trying to sucker me, into givin' your present early. Well, it's not gonna work. You just gonna have to wait, just like the good cat you are."

Kitty starts pouting.

"Can I have it?" she asks in a little kid type of voice.

"No." Dudley said.

"Please?" Kitty asked.

"No." Dudley said.

"Pretty please?" Kitty asked.

"No." Dudley said.

"Pretty please, with sprinkles & a cherry ontop?" Kitty asked still in little kid's voice, as she flutters her eyelashes sexually & the audience awws & laughs at this.

Dudley closes his eyes & folded his arms.

"No, Kitty." he said sternly. "Now, if you behave. I will give you, your birthday kiss."

Then he stands up & walks away.

Kitty starts pouting again.

"Dammit!!" she sniffs, as she kicks her chair, as the audience laughs. "He'll never gonna tell me!!!"

Roz laughs.

"Of course, he's not gonna tell you, sis." she said. "It's suppose to be a surprise."

"Yeah." Kitty said. "He told me, that I'm gonna love it."

Then Roz takes out a gift wrapped box.

"Just because, Dudley doesn't want to give you your gift now, doesn't mean, that I can give you my gift now." she said. "Happy birthday, sis!"

Kitty takes the gift & opens it.

It reveals to be a sexy black nightgown with lace. It was pretty short.

"Is this...?" Kitty asks, before Roz butted in.

"Yes, that's right." Roz started. "That's the very sexy St. DeLisle nightgown. I brought it just for you, when you & Dudley wanna have a wonderful night."

The audience whoos.

Kitty blushes.

"Why thank you, Roz." she said, as she took out a small gift wrapped box. "And here's your present. Happy birthday, Roz."

Roz takes the box & opens it.

It was a gold necklace, that had the two letters; R & K attached & two wrist bracelets with small catheads on them.

"My very own personalize bling!!" Roz gasped as she took out the bracelets & put them on. "Just what I always wanted!"

Then she put on the golden R+K necklace.

"Thank you, Kitty." Roz said.

"I knew, that you would like it." Kitty said. "Hug?"

"Yes." Roz said.

Then the Katswell twins hugged each other.

The audience awws to this affection of sisterly love.

Just then, Keswuss walks by.

Kitty got Roz's attention.

"Roz. Look! It's Keswuss!" she whispers.

Roz turns to him.

"Hey, Keswuss!!" she said with a smile on her face.

"AHHHH!!" Keswuss hollers, as the audience laughs.

He tries to get away, but was unsuccessful, as Roz tackles him into the floor.

The audience laughs.

"Hey, buddy!" Roz greeted in a sweet voice. "How are you today?"

"W-W-What do you want, New Agent K-K-K-Katswell?" Keswuss asks nervously.

"I want to ask you a question." Roz said.

"O-O-Okay." Keswuss said.

"Do you know, what today is?" Roz asks in a sweet sounding voice.

"Y-Yeah." Keswuss said. "Taco T-T-T-Tuesday."

"I mean, besides that." Roz said, as she held him down on his chest with a gloved hand.

Keswuss then started thinking, as he accidentally looks down into Roz's shirt.

Roz sees this.

"You looking at my sexy cleavage & titties, ain't ya?" she asks in a sexy voice.

Keswuss quickly looks back at Roz's face, as the audience laughs.

"N-N-No!!" he shouted.

Then he starts sweating.

The audience laughs.

"You love my sexy face, don't you?" Roz asks in a sexy voice. "My eyes, just make you go wild, don't they?"

"N-No!!!" Keswuss hollers, as the audience laughs.

"Answer my question then." Roz said. "What's today?"

Keswuss thinks, until he came up with an answer.

"Today's your b-b-birthday?"

Roz smiles.

"Yes, it is." she said. "God, Keswuss. You're so smart!!"

"I got it r-r-right." Keswuss started. "Now may I g-g-go?"

"No." Roz said. "You gotta give me a birthday kiss."

"Oh s-s-shit!" Keswuss hollers, as the audience laughs. "I'm not used to kissing girls. Especially s-sexy looking ones!!"

"Well, that's too bad." Roz started in a sexy sweet voice. "Until, you give me my kiss. I have to hold you hostage & torture you with my sexy & stunning good looks."

Kitty walks up to Roz.

"Rub his dick, Roz!" she said with a sly smile.

"Of course." Roz said with a evil grin. "I'll just rub your dick, until you either; kiss me or cum in your pants. The choice is yours."

Then she lowers her gloved hands to Keswuss' groin & starts rubbing it.

"Literally." Roz said.

Then she let out a claw & slashed Keswuss' pants open.

The audience whoos.

"Oh s-s-shit!!" Keswuss exclaims.

Roz puts a claw against Keswuss' underwear.

"Last chance, to give me my birthday kiss, Keswuss." she said in a sexy voice. "Or I'll slash your draws open & your pee-pee will be out in the open. Ready for me to rub and or suck."

"O-Okay!!! OKAY!!!!" Keswuss hollers. "I'll kiss ya! I-I'LL KISS Y-Y-YA!!!!"

Roz smiles.

"Consider yourself lucky, wuss." she started. "As I was ready to go to town on your dick."

The audience whoos at this.

"O-O-Okay." Keswuss started. "I'm gonna k-kiss you now."

Then he gets closer to Roz's face.

He puts his lips on Roz's cheek and kissed it.

"There. I-I-I did it." he said. "Can I g-g-g-go now?"

"I know, that you can do better than that." Roz teased. "Give me a real kiss!!"

"O-Okay." Keswuss said.

He kisses her cheek.

The audience whoos.

Two minutes later.

"There." Keswuss said. "T-T-There's your real k-kiss. Can I g-g-go?"

"Sure." Roz said, as she got off of him. "You can go, but you better watch out!"

So Keswuss stands up & runs away.

The audience laughs.

Kitty laughs.

"I like, the way you did that to ol' Keswuss, Roz." she said. "I actually thought, that you was actually gonna do it to him."

"I would've." Roz said. "But, I wanted to see him cry, before I did that."

Just then, the Chief's voice was heard.

"AGENTS; KATSWELL, PUPPY, & KATSWELL REPORT TO MY OFFICE!!!"

"Well, let's go see what the Chief wants." Kitty said.

At the Chief's office.

The Katswell sisters & Dudley was sitting in the chairs.

"What is it, Chief?" Kitty asks.

"I've just got this intel, that Bird Brain is up to no good again." the Chief said.

"What's he doing?" Kitty asked.

"He's stealing computers, at 'Jersey's Computers & shit'." the Chief said. "I want you three to stop them!!"

"We're on it, Chief!!!" Kitty & Roz said in unison.

As they started to leave, the Chief stops Dudley.

"Agent Big Puppy. I need to see you a minute." he said.

"Okay." Dudley said, as he turned to the Katswell twins. "Go ahead. I'll catch up."

"Yeah." the Chief said.

"Okay." Kitty said. "Just don't take too long."

After the coast was clear, the Chief laughs. And so does Dudley.

"So, how's the party preparations goin', sir?" Dudley asks.

"Things are going on schedule, agent Big Puppy." the Chief said. "Hopefully, there's gonna be enough villains to keep Kitty & Roz busy."

"I hope, that Kitty & Roz is gonna appreciate this!" Dudley said. "So, do we still have that extended lunch break?"

"Yes." the Chief said.

"Just making sure." Dudley said as he left to stop Bird Brain's stupid plan. "Good luck."

Then after Dudley left, the Chief took out some balloons.

He presses a button on his intercom.

"Keswuss! I want you & rest of the background posers to hang up the balloons, in the employee lounge!!" the Chief orders.

"Y-Y-Yes sir." Keswuss said.

Then the Chief sits back in his chair.

"Now, with that done. I can relax." he said, as he took out a bottle of beer.

He starts drinking, as the audience laughs.

At 'Jersey's Computers & Shit'.

Bird Brain & Zippy was stealing all of the computers & laptops.

Well, more like Bird Brain's two brand new henchmen, who was birds on steroids, was doing all of the work, while he just stood there, laughing his ass off.

And Zippy was just being a slut & was hovering next to Bird Brain.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" he laughs. "With all these computers & laptops. I will start up my own electronic stores, & I'm gonna charge a whole of a hell lot! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"

"Oh, Boid Brain." Zippy said. "Youse are a genius!!"

Bird Brain laughs.

"Of course, I am." he said.

Then the manager & owner of 'Jersey's Computers & Shit'; Jersey runs up.

"Oi! Oi! What the hell's goin' on here?" he asks. "Why youse are stealin' my motherfuckin' computers & laptops, eh?"

"Because, this is a holdup, my good man." Bird Brain said.

"A holdup? A HOLDUP!?!" Jersey hollers.

"Yeah." Zippy said. "Do youse got a problem with that!?"

"Yeah!!" Jersey sniffed. "Nobody, ever fuckin' rob Jersey's Computers & Shit and never fuckin' lived!! Where's me fuckin' gun?"

Then Bird Brain's new henchmen totally destroys Jersey's gun.

"What gun?" Bird Brain said, with a smug look on his face.

"Oh shit!!" Jersey said. "Ain't this, a kick in the fuckin' ass?"

"Attack the man!!!" Bird Brain orders.

The two henchmen attacks the owner.

"Oh, Boid Brain." Zippy said. "I's likes these two new henchmen, that you hired."

"So do I, Zippy." Bird Brain said. "They're way better, than those last two assholes you hired."

"Oi!" Zippy sniffed. "I have to help my cousin & his friend out! They weren't gettin' anywheres in their old jobs."

"Hopefully, they go back to them!" Bird Brain sniffs.

Soon, Jersey was all tied up.

"You fuckin' assholes, are gonna get your fuckin' asses busted!!" he sniffs.

"Aw, shut the fuck up!" Zippy sniffed.

Just then, the TUFF trio jumps in.

"Hands up!!" Roz shouted, as she aimed her gun at Bird Brain & Zippy. "You assholes, are fuckin' under arrest!!!"

"Yeah." Kitty said. "You're not stealing all this computers! Not on my watch!!"

"Henchmen!!!" Bird Brain shouted. "Attack the TUFF Agents!!!"

Then the two henchmen started taking the TUFF trio, but luckily they moved out of the way to avoid the full blunt of the attack.

"Roz!" Kitty shouted. "You take on one, while Dudley & I take the big one!!"

"Right!" Roz said.

So she tackles one henchmen and Kitty & Dudley tackles the bigger one.

Roz karate kicks the henchman's face, and she delivers several punches to his stomach.

He tries to get revenge, by trying to throw a punch at her.

Fortunately, she ducks out the way.

"Oh!" Roz said angrily. "Your ass is goin' down now!!!"

The henchman was about to punch Roz, but Roz grabs his fist and twists his arm.

"AHHHH!!" the henchman hollers.

Then Roz breaks the henchman's arm.

"AHHHH!!! MY ARM!!!!" the henchman cries.

"Shut up or I'll break your other arm!!!" Roz shouted, as the audience laughs.

Then she stops and thinks.

"Hell! I break it, anyway!!!" she said.

Then Roz grabs the henchman's other arm and breaks it.

The henchman cries, as the audience laughs.

"Shut up, punk!!!" Roz shouted, as she put the handcuffs on him.

Then the henchman tries to knock Roz off her feet.

He stands up.

"Now, to crush you, bitch!!!" the henchman said. "Time for you, to go to Kitty heaven!!!"

Roz aims her gun, at the henchman's groin.

"One more move, or you'll never have kids!!!" she shouted, as the audience laughs.

The henchman looks at her.

Roz looks at him, with an evil look.

Her finger was on the trigger.

"I'll do it!!!" she said. "I'm trigger happy!!!"

Then henchman stands down.

Roz then knocks him in the side of the head, which knocks him unconscious.

The audience laughs.

"Fuckin' asshole!!!" Roz sniffs, as the audience laughs.

Meanwhile, Kitty & Dudley was fighting the bigger henchman.

Kitty was giving him karate kicks & Dudley was giving him some brutal Puppy Punches.

"Damn!" Dudley said. "This guy sure is taking it, like a pro!"

"You don't need to tell me that!" Kitty said, as she tried to karate chop the henchman's head. "Bird Brain sure was in his game, when he hired these guys."

"What ever happened to those two assholes, he used to have?" Dudley asked.

But before Kitty can answer, the henchman grabs her and knocks Dudley down.

The henchman holds Kitty by her neck.

"I've got her boss!" the henchman hollers to Bird Brain.

"Good move." Bird Brain said.

"Now, cut off her air supply, until she passes away!!!" Zippy shouted.

"Uh, yeah." Bird Brain said. "Do that."

"Okay." the henchman said.

So he started strangling Kitty.

Poor Kitty was struggling to fight from the henchman's tight ass grip.

Dudley stands up.

"Kitty!" he shouted. "Don't worry, I'll save you!!!"

Then Dudley tries to throw a roundhouse kick to the henchman, but the henchman throws a roundhouse kick of his own, sending Dudley into a wall.

Roz then stands up to see her twin, being strangled and was changing colors.

"Kitty!!" she shouted, as she extracted her claws and runs towards the henchman.

She sees that Kitty was starting to slow down and her eyes were ready to roll back into her head.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" the henchman laughs evilly. "Bye bye cat.

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!

"OWWW!!" the henchman hollers, as he lets go of Kitty. "My fuckin' head!!"

He turns to see a pissed off Roz.

The henchman's blood was dripping from her claws.

"Nobody, but nobody ever strangles a Katswell!" she said. "Now, it's time for you to die!!"

"No, it's time for you to die, cat!" the henchman said, as he grabs for his gun.

With quick lightning reflexes, Roz pulls out her gun & blasts a couple of holes in the henchman's head. Then she shot three holes in the henchman's heart.

"Not fast enough!" Roz said, with her gun smoking.

The henchman falls dead to the floor.

Kitty then gets up on her feet.

She of course, returns to her tan color.

"You okay, sis?" Roz asks.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "Now, let's get that asshole, Bird Brain."

"Well, good luck with that!" shouted Bird Brain, as he got into his getaway truck. "I'm outta here!!! Ha!Ha!Ha!"

Then he starts up the truck, but it wouldn't start.

"Dammit, Zippy!" he sniffs. "I thought, I told your ass, to fill this truck!!"

"I did, Boid Brain." Zippy said. "Youse just left the fuckin' truck runnin'!!"

Bird Brain facepalms himself, as the audience laughs.

"Stupid harlet!" he said, as the audience laughs.

Then the Katswell twins stood in front of the truck. They have heard him.

"You didn't use up your gas, Bird Brain." Kitty said.

"I didn't?" Bird Brain asks.

"Nope." Roz said. "We drained out all of your gas."

"What?" Bird Brain asked, surprised.

"Yep." Kitty said. "I also slashed all of your tires."

"And I took out the truck battery & threw that fucka in the trash." Roz concluded.

"Damn! You TUFF agents, thought of everything." Bird Brain said, as he raised his hands into the air. " Such genius! Okay. I give up."

So Kitty put the handcuffs on Bird Brain's wrists.

"What about this small bird, with the slutty makeup, sis?" Roz asks. "Do you wanna arrest it or eat it?"

"Oi!!" Zippy shouted. "Don't youse dare eat me!!"

Roz looks at her.

"You know like they say, my small red friend. Humming birds, taste practically like chickens." she said, as she licked her lips as the audience laughs. "Just a lil' hotsauce and you be ready to eat."

Then Roz bared her teeth at Zippy.

Zippy grabs onto Kitty's face.

"Alright! Alright! I give up too!! We'll put everything back, Katswell!!" she cried. "Just call off, the hungry cat!!"

Kitty smiles at Roz.

Soon, everything was put back into Jersey's Computers & Shit.

Bird Brain & Zippy was being hauled off to jail by the TUFF police.

Roz had untied Jersey & Kitty was catering to Dudley.

"You okay, baby?" she asks.

"Yeah." Dudley said, as he turns to Kitty. "I see, that you're still alive!!"

Kitty laughs.

"You can thank Roz for that." she said. "She came up to the henchman & slashed the back of his head, making him let me go. Then he was ready to shoot her, but she shot him four times. Two times in the head and two times in the heart."

"Whoa!" Dudley said. "Is he dead?"

"Yep." Kitty said. "Dead like Lil' Wayne's career."

The audience laughs.

Kitty continues.

"Then Bird Brain tried to escape, and we both told him, that we drained his gas, slashed all his tires, & took out his battery. Then Roz threaten to eat Zippy, so she gave up." she said.

Just then Roz & Jersey walks up to them.

"Thank youse, TUFF agents." Jersey said. "Youse just saved me a lot of fuckin' money!! How can I fuckin' repay youse?"

"Do you have game systems?" Dudley asked.

"Yeah." Jersey said. "Game systems, games, laptops, desktops, ipods, & all that shit."

"Yeah?" Roz said, as she turns to Kitty & Dudley. "Let's go."

Then the TUFF trio leaves, as Jersey threw the dead henchman's body in the dumpster.

Back at TUFF HQ.

Keswuss & the Chief were waiting.

"So, did you three stop the bird?" the Chief asks.

"Yes, Chief." Kitty said.

"And there was plenty of blood too." Roz said. "And do you wanna know why?"

"W-W-Why, New A-A-Agent Katswell?" Keswuss asks.

"Because, I slashed his head open, for trying to kill Kitty." Roz said. "And I also shot him four times."

"Damn, New Agent Katswell!" the Chief said. "That was pretty heroic! I need to reward you, for saving TUFF's best agent and your sister!!!"

"Roz's a h-h-hero." Keswuss said.

"What was that, Keswhimp?" Roz asks in a teasing voice, as the audience laughs. "Was you complimenting on my sexiness & good looks?"

"AHHH!" Keswuss hollers, and runs off, as the audience laughs.

Then some smoke & fire appears.

"AHHHH!" he hollers, as the audience laughs. "Still not the laundry chute!"

"What a fuckin' idiot!!" Roz laughs.

Then Dudley stomach rumbles.

The audience laughs.

"According to my stomach, it's lunchtime." Dudley said.

"Good." Kitty said, "I am starving."

"Me too." Roz said.

"How 'bout I treat you two to lunch?" Dudley suggested.

"Yeah!!" Roz & Kitty exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"So, where are we goin'?" Roz asks.

"We're going to this mexican place called; El Mexicana." Dudley said. "They have good mexican food. Kitty & I went there on a date once."

"Oh really?" Roz asks with a sly smile, as Kitty blushed and the audience laughs.

"Yeah." Kitty said, still blushing.

"Okay." Dudley said. "Let's go!!"

At El Mexicana.

Dudley had gotten the three of them a private table.

Roz looks through the menu.

"Mmmm!" she said. "All this looks good!!"

"They are!" Kitty said. "They got a taco salad to die for."

"I'll do the ordering for you two." Dudley said.

Then the waitress, who was a yellow cat with black eyes & black hair walks up.

"Hello, my name's Amy. I'll be your server today." she said. "So, are you three ready to order?"

"Yes." Dudley said. "I'll take the huge wet burrito and I'll take two huge birthday burritos, please."

"Okay." Amy said, as she turned to the Katswell twins. "And what are you two are gettin'?"

"They're getting the two huge birthday burritos." Dudley said.

"Oh." Amy said, as she turns back to the Katswell sisters. "What do you two want to drink?"

"I'll take a Pepsi." Kitty said.

"And I'll take a Sprite." Roz said.

"Okay," Amy. "I'll get those orders in."

Then she leaves.

"So." Roz said, as she turns to Dudley. "What does these birthday burritos got in them?"

"They have ground beef with taco seasoning, lettuce, tomato, four different types of cheese, hot taco sauce & it comes with chives, sour cream, & taco sauce on top of it." Dudley said. "And it's also presented with birthday candles on top of it."

"Sounds good, baby." Kitty said.

"So, what do we do until the food comes?" Roz asks.

"We can talk about your past?" Dudley suggested.

"Okay." Roz said.

Before she can start, Amy walks back up.

"Pardon me, sir." she started. "We want to know the age of the birthday customers."

Dudley turns to the Katswell twins.

"29." they answered.

"Okay." Amy said, and went away.

"So, anyway." Roz said, as she took a drink of water. "As you both should know, that I was Seattle's best police officer & SWAT team member."

"Yeah. Yeah. We all know that." Dudley said, as the audience laughs.

"Don't be rude, Dudley baby." Kitty said, as she turns to Roz. "You may continue."

So Roz goes on about her past of being a police officer & SWAT team member, until their food arrives.

Then Amy & rest of the waiters gathered around Kitty & Roz and started singing 'Happy Birthday' to them.

One minute later, all of the waiters except Amy leaves.

She turns to the Katswell twins.

"Just because it's your birthday. Your complete meal is just $29 dollars." Amy said.

"That's good." Kitty said.

"Yeah." Roz said.

"And you two get to have a birthday margarita." Amy said, as she took out a margarita glass, that had two straws.

The straws were numbers.

One straw was a 2 & the other straw was a 9.

"I hope, you enjoy your meal." Amy said. "If you need anything, just holler."

Then she leaves.

"Well." Kitty said, as she picks up her fork. "Let's dig in to this birthday lunch!!!"

"Yes, let's!!" Dudley & Roz said in unison, as the audience laughs.

Then the TUFF trio digs in to their lunch.

50 minutes later.

Roz & Kitty was full.

"Oh damn!" Roz said, as she let out a huge burp as the audience laughs. "That was good!!!"

"God!" Kitty said. "I'm so fuckin' full!!!"

Then Kitty let out a huge, long burp; which shook up the entire restaurant.

The audience laughs.

Kitty blushes.

"Oops. Excuse me." she said sheepishly.

"Damn, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "You burped just like me, after I eat up the entire buffet, at Benny Hill's Buffet & more."

Just then, Amy walks up.

"So, are you three okay?" she asks.

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Can you get us some take home trays?" Kitty asked, as she wiped her mouth with a napkin.

"Yeah." Roz said.

"Okay." Amy said, as she went to get the takeout trays.

She returns with them.

"Can we have the check?" Dudley asks.

Amy gives him the check slip & Dudley reads it.

"$29.45." he said, as he took out his wallet.

He gives Amy the money.

"Keep the change." Dudley said as he, Kitty & Roz picked up their takeout trays.

"Okay." Amy said as she smiled. "Have a good birthday, you two."

Back at TUFF HQ.

Kitty & Roz was back at their desk, doing some paperwork.

"So, I wonder where Dudley is?" Roz asks. "It's been about 40 minutes."

Kitty turns to her.

"Well. He did say, he had to do something very important." she said. "He said, he would walk back."

"I wonder, what he got to do, that's so important?" Roz asks.

"I dunno." Kitty said, as she picks up a magazine. "Something."

Just then, Dudley walks up to them.

"Well ladies. I'm back." he said.

Kitty notices, that he was carrying a plastic bag.

"What's that you got, sweetie?" she asks.

"It's something for the Chief." Dudley said. "I must give it to him."

Then he goes to the Chief's office.

The Chief was giving himself, his daily midday drink.

"Ahhh! There's nothin' like, getting drunk in the middle of the day." he said, as he downed his beer, as the audience laughs.

Dudley walks in.

"I've got Roz's gift, sir." he said.

The Chief turns to him.

"That's good, son." he said. "Now, give her present to Keswuss & he'll gift wrap it."

"So, how things goin'?" Dudley asks.

"Things are going on schedule, Agent Big Puppy." the Chief said. "If only, more villains do something stupid."

"Hopefully." Dudley said & went back to his desk.

2 hours later.

The main TUFF trio was in the snack room, having another break, because there weren't as many crimes happening.

Kitty had gotten two bags of chips from the vending machine.

She turns to Roz.

"Do you want some 'Homey's BBQ Pork Rinds'?" she asks.

Then the author gives Kitty a check.

The audience laughs.

"Thank you, Homey baby." she said, as she put her check in her pocket.

"Yeah." Roz said. "Those 'Homey BBQ Pork Rinds' are good as hell."

Then the author gives her a check.

"Thank you." Roz said, as she put the check into her pocket.

So Kitty tosses Roz a bag of the pork rinds.

Roz opens it & starts eating.

"Mmmm. Good." she said.

Dudley turns to Roz.

"So, do you live near Kitty?" he asks, as he was eating some potato chips.

"Yeah." Roz said. "Just about 10 minutes away."

Dudley thinks.

"Did you & Kitty ever celebrated your birthday, in the same place when you was kittens?" he asks.

"When we was very little." Roz said. "But when we turned 5, our parents had a divorce. So mom decided to do Kitty's parties and dad did my parties."

"That was confusing for our fifth birthday." Kitty said. "Mom & dad got us both confused. So she made me put on a crown, so dad wouldn't confuse me for Roz."

"And after that day, I decided to have my hair dyed fiery red." Roz said. "Where it's been that color ever since."

"Dad was pretty happy, when she did that." Kitty said. "And so was mom."

"That's because, it made it easier to tell us apart, sis." Roz said.

The audience laughs, at what Roz said.

"And they started dressing us up in different clothes, too." Kitty said.

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"You're lucky to have a twin when you was a kitten, Kit-Kat." he started. "I always wish, that I had a twin or a clone."

"Dudley. You had a clone. Three of them." Kitty said. "Hell, you had a whole army of them."

"Oh, yeah." Dudley said. "I forgot."

The audience laughs.

"You & your clones, kept telling me, that I can't dance." Kitty sniffed.

"That because, you can't dance." Dudley laughs, as Kitty frowned angrily & her ears went down, as the audience laughs.

"Yes, I can! I can dance!!!" Kitty said, as she stood up.

Then she starts snapping her fingers in the air and shaking her sexy booty.

She starts doing some kicks too.

The audience laughs.

Dudley looks closely at Kitty's sexy booty shake, as she danced.

"Oh god!" he awed. "Just look at that ass shake!"

Then he snaps out of it.

"Okay. Okay, Kitty." he said. "I was wrong. You can dance."

Kitty smiles widely, as the audience laughs.

"See? I told your ass!!" she gloated.

Just then, the Chief's big-ass monitor comes down.

"Agents; Katswell, Puppy & Katswell!!! There's two characters from a different series, causing trouble & shit to another pair of characters!!" he shouted. "Please, stop their asses!!!!"

"We're on it, Chief!!!" Roz & Kitty said in unison.

Then they look at each other.

"Jinx!!!!" they shouted, as they started girly-slapping each other.

The audience laughs.

"Stop fighting, & let's go." Dudley said.

Soon, they found the two characters.

"Oh shit!" Kitty exclaims. "Don't tell me, that's..."

"Yes, that's..." Roz said.

It shows the two characters.

The characters was; Spongebob & Patrick.

They was causing trouble to two female mongooses, who was 20yrs. old.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!" laughed Spongebob. "This is fun!!"

"It sure is, buddy." Patrick said, stupidly.

"Leave those two ladies alone, assholes!!!" Kitty shouted, as she aimed her gun at the stupid sponge & starfish.

"What the hell, are you doin' here, anyway?" Roz shouted, as she aimed her gun at them.

Spongebob turns to the TUFF trio, with a evil smile.

"We're here to take over this show!" he said.

"Yeah." Patrick laughed.

"How are you gonna do that?" Dudley asked.

"With my weapon called; 'Turn Every Cartoon Character Into Spongebob' Ray Gun!" Spongebob said, as he aimed the gun at the TUFF trio. "So, say goodbye to 'The Kitty Katswell Show', as this will be turned into 'The Spongebob Super, Happy Fun Time Hour'!!!"

But before, he can shoot off his weapon, Kitty shot the ray gun from him.

"I don't think so." Kitty said. "Nobody cancels 'The Kitty Katswell Show', but me or the author."

Then she turns to Roz & Dudley.

"Attack the assholes!!!!" Kitty shouted.

Then Roz & Dudley starts attacking the stupid sponge & starfish with the brutal puppy punch, Tae Bo & any other attacks.

The two mongoose girls, decided to join in the fight.

The first mongoose girl, strangled the shit outta Patrick, as did Dudley. And the second mongoose girl rips out Spongebob's heart, as Roz was burning him up with her fire gun.

Soon, the two cartoon losers were dead & burnt.

The audience applaudes.

"Well." Roz said, as she dusted herself off. "That's the end of them."

Kitty turns to the two mongoose girls.

"Who are you two?" she asks them.

The first mongoose girl spoke.

"I'm Annette Smiles." she said. "But you can call me Penny."

The second mongoose girl spoke.

"And I'm Mercedes Smiles." she said.

"We're tha author's first two OCs, dat he ever created." Penny said.

"Well." Roz said. "That's a good thing to know."

"What?" Penny asked. "You didn't think, dat you was tha only one, dat he created, did ya?"

"Yeah." Roz said. "I am the only, he currently using at the minute."

"Get back to the script!!!!" shouted the hard working author at the three OCs. "Your little conversation's, costing me a pretty good chapter!!!!"

"Oh yeah." Roz said, as she blushed. "Sorry. Anyways, how did those two retards get you?"

"Well." Penny started. "Benz & I was innocently walkin' down tha fuckin' street, when those two assfuckas, trapped us in a hole."

"And they tortured us, wit their stupid." Mercedes said, as she shuddered. "Oh god! Dat shit was fuckin' awful!!"

"Yeah, I feel ya." Dudley said.

"So," Kitty started. "Have you two ever think about joinin' TUFF?"

"No." Penny said.

"We can't be workin' fo' a flea." Mercedes said. "Unless tha author feels, dat we should join yall."

"Oh, okay." Kitty said. "If we should ever meet each other again, remember the offer's still available."

"Aight." said the Smiles cousins.

Then they leave.

The audience applaudes for them.

"Entertaining girls they are." Dudley said.

Then Kitty's watch communicator goes off.

The Chief was on it.

"Katswell. If you're done with that little disturbance, I want you & your sister to stakeout Money Bags' estate." he said. "She might be up to something."

"But what about Dudley?" Kitty asks.

"I want him to take the rest of the day off." the Chief said. "But I want him, to stop by headquarters first."

"Okay, Chief." Kitty said, as she turns off her watch communicator.

Dudley jumps outta of the TUFF mobile.

"Well, good luck you two." he said, as he started walking back to headquarters.

"Let's go, Roz." Kitty said, as she stepped on the gas pedal.

Then they sped off to Money Bags' Estate.

"While they're doin that, I'll check the preparations for the party." Dudley said.

Back at TUFF HQ.

Dudley goes to the Chief's office.

"So, how things goin' sir?" Dudley asks.

"Things are almost ready, son." The Chief said. "All we need is the party food & birthday cake."

"You want me to pick those up?" Dudley asked.

"No." the Chief said. "We pick up the food."

Then he hops onto Dudley's head.

"Just to make sure, that you don't eat any." The Chief said, as the audience laughs. "Okay, let's go."

Then he & Dudley leaves to get the party food and cake.

Meanwhile, at Money Bags' Estate.

Kitty & Roz was staking out Money Bags' rich home.

"I wonder, what's that bitch is up to?" Kitty wonders loudly.

"She's probably, planning on buying TUFF & putting you, me, & Dudley out of the job." Roz said. "Just like she said; as we were putting her ass away."

"She better not!" Kitty exclaims. "I love my job there."

"Yeah." Roz said. "Are you sure, that she can't see us?"

"Yeah, Roz." Kitty said. "I've got the TUFF mobile cloaked as one of Money Bags' bush sculptures of her."

"What if, she wants the bush trimmed?" Roz asks. "She'll find us out."

"Don't worry." Kitty said. "We actually got real leaves, to cut off just in case."

"Nice cloaking device, your ride haves, sis." Roz awed. "How did you put all this shit in here?"

Kitty turns to Roz.

"Keswuss install all this shit in here." she said.

"Can I have Keswuss install all that in my ride?" Roz asks.

"Yes." Kitty said.

Then she hears Money Bags' voice in her surveillance equipment.

"Oh shit!" Kitty exclaims. "Money Bags is talking!"

It cutsaway to Money Bags, sitting in her fancy reclining chair.

She was counting her money & drinking wine from a diamond crusted champagne glass.

Her butler, Jeeves was near by.

"Ahhh!" she said, as she put her champagne glass on the table. "That Whiterspoon & DeLisle wine, sure is good!"

"Do you want some more, madam?" Jeeves asked.

"Yes, Jeeves." Money Bags said.

So Jeeves poured the wine into Money Bags' glass.

"Don't worry, madam." Jeeves said. "There's some more Whiterspoon & DeLisle wine in the refrigerator."

"Good." Money Bags said, as she took a sip of the wine. "It's so good to be back in my estate. That jail was just plain awful & disgusting! That annoying rat in the cell next to me, kept ranting on about how he hates cheese. Damn! I would give him somethin' to complain about, if I have my way."

"Good one, madam!" Jeeves said.

"Yes. Yes." Money Bags said, as she took another sip of her wine.

"So, are you gonna plan your revenge against TUFF, for sending you to jail?" Jeeves asked.

Money Bags thinks.

"Nah, not today." she said. "I need to count my money, buy other properties in the metro area & all that shit."

"Smart idea, madam." Jeeves said.

It cuts back to the cloaked bush.

"Well," Kitty started. "Looks like, Money Bags isn't up to anything."

"So, what do you wanna do?" Roz asks. "Wanna go back to HQ?"

"No." Kitty said.

"How 'bout we drive around & listen for crimes?" Roz suggested.

"Yeah." Kitty said, as she presses the decloaking button on the TUFF mobile.

It turns back into a car.

"Let's go." Kitty said & drives off.

Meanwhile, at a bakery somewhere in the city.

Dudley & the Chief was getting Kitty's & Roz's birthday cake.

The baker shows them the cake.

The cake had both Kitty & Roz's head on it and the writing; Happy 29th Birthday, Kitty & Roz next to the sisters heads.

"This is perfect!!" the Chief exclaims.

"Yeah, it is." Dudley said. "And it looks delicious too!!"

"So, how much is it?" the Chief asks the baker.

"$130 dollars." the baker said.

"Damn!" The Chief sniffs. "It costs that much?"

"Yeah." the baker said. "Blame inflation & the economy. Now pay up!"

The Chief turns to Dudley.

"Would you pay the cake for me, son?"

Dudley sighs heavily.

"Okay." he said, as he got the money out, as the audience laughs.

He pays for the cake.

"Okay." The Chief said. "All we need is to get the food and drinks, then everything will be ready."

"I hope, this doesn't cost me an arm & a leg." Dudley said.

"Shut up & let's go!!!" The Chief shouted, as the audience laughs.

Then Dudley takes them to the TUFF motorcycle & takes off.

Hours later.

Kitty & Roz was at a gas station.

Kitty just had filled up the TUFF mobile with gas, and Roz had just brought some chips, soda, & two magazines.

"D'you want a magazine, sis?" Roz asks, as she opened up a bag of chips.

"Yeah." Kitty said, as Roz gives her a magazine.

"So, are we gonna go back to HQ now?" Roz asks.

Kitty looks at her watch.

"No, not yet." she said, as took out her cell phone. "I wanna visit someone first."

She takes out a card and dials the number.

The person on the other end answers.

"Yeah?" the other person said.

"This is Kitty Katswell." Kitty said. "Can me & sister come over?"

"Sure, you can." said the other person.

"Okay, that's great." Kitty said. "We'll be there soon."

Then she hangs up her phone & turns to Roz.

"Okay, Roz. Let's go."

"But where are we goin', sis?" Roz asks.

"You'll see." Kitty said, as she started up the car and leaves the gas station.

They soon pull up in front of a black apartment building.

Kitty & Roz gets out of the car.

"So, is this the place?" Roz asks.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "We go up to apartment 10C."

So the Katswell sisters go to the elevator & up to the tenth floor.

Then they go to the apartment.

"10C." Kitty said, as she rings the apartment's doorbell.

"Who are we gonna see, sis?" Roz asks, as the tenant of the apartment opens the door.

There, standing at the door was Madam Catastrophe.

"Well. Well. Well." she said, as a smile came on her face. "If it isn't my secret best friend, Kitty Katswell & her sister. You came over to hang with me, no?"

"Yes." Kitty said.

"Come in." Catastrophe said.

So, Kitty & Roz walked in.

Catastrophe locks the door behind them.

"So, where's your partner?" Kitty asks.

"Rabies, went out." Catastrophe said. "He probably out, drinkink some vodka or some other fuckin' shit. I don't give a shit."

Kitty & Roz sits at Catastrophe's couch.

"So, what do you want?" Catastrophe asked, as she sat next to Kitty.

"We wanna kill time." Kitty said. "Where's the yarn balls & cat toys?"

Catastrophe takes the asked items out.

"Right here." she said, as she tossed the items onto the floor.

"Goody!" Kitty exclaims, as she pounces onto one of the yarn balls & the Snaptrap toy, as the audience laughs.

"You lovink that, no?" Catastrophe asks.

"Yeah." Kitty said.

Catastrophe turns to Roz.

"Let's start playink, Katswell's sister." she said. "That'll be a smart thing, no?"

"Yes!" Roz exclaims.

Then the two cats pounced onto the yarn balls & cat toys.

The audience laughs, as the three cats played, laughed, & purred.

At sunset.

Everyone at TUFF had everything ready for Kitty's & Roz's birthday.

"Is everything ready?" the Chief asks.

"Yes." Dudley said. "All we need is the guests of honor."

"Oh s-s-shit!" Keswuss exclaims. "I knew, t-t-that we forgot something! Oh shit! New A-A-Agent Katswell's gonna torture me with her s-s-sexiness."

"We purposely didn't tell them, Wuss." the Chief sniffs, as the audience laughs.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!" Agent Nuts laughs. "You're a wuss! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"

"Who invited that asshole, Chief?" Dudley asked.

"I think, he invited himself, son." the Chief said. "Anyways, changing the subject. It's almost quitting time. Both Katswell, should be coming back to punch out for the day."

Then he turns to Keswuss.

"Wuss. Go turn all of the lights in the headquarters." the Chief ordered.

"I'm not a f-f-f-fuckin' wuss!!!!" Keswuss sniffs, as he went to turn off all of the lights in the headquarters & the audience laughs. "I'm a f-f-fuckin' man!!!!"

"Well, until you prove to us, that your not afraid of new agent Katswell, you're always gonna be a wuss." The Chief sniffs. "Now, PUT OUT THOSE LIGHTS!!!"

So, Keswuss turns off all of the lights in the headquarters.

The Chief turns to Dudley.

"Agent Big Puppy. I want you to stand by the main entrance & wait for the Katswell sisters." he orders.

"Yes, sir!" Dudley said.

He goes to the main entrance.

The Chief turns to the others.

"Alright, you assholes. Hide!!"

So all of the other background posers hid.

Back at Catastrophe's apartment.

Kitty sits up & looks at her watch.

"Oh shit!" she exclaims. "It's late!! We gotta go back to TUFF!!!"

Roz stands up and puts her shirt & spy jacket back on.

"Whoo! Now that was fun!" she said.

Kitty had put her shirt & jacket back on.

She turns to Catastrophe.

"Thanks alot, Catastrophe." she said, as she shook the Soviet cat's hand.

"Anytime." Catastrophe said.

Then she stops the Katswells.

"Wait!" Catastrophe shouted.

"What?" Kitty & Roz asks.

"Isn't today, your birthday?" Catastrophe asks with a smile on her face, as the audience whoos.

"Yeah?" the Katswell twins replied.

"Well, I gotta give you two your birthday kisses." Catastrophe said. "That's what they do in this country on someone's birthday, no?"

"Yes." Kitty said.

"Well, pucker up, friends." Catastrophe said.

Then she grabs the Katswell twins & kissed each of them, right in the cheeks.

The audience whoos.

The kissing lasts for eight minutes.

"Okay." Catastrophe said, as she let Kitty & Roz go. "Enjoy the rest of your birthdays. That'll be a smart think, no?"

Then she closed the door behind them.

"What was that about, sis?" Roz asks her twin.

"She's just friendly." Kitty said.

"Very friendly." Roz said, as the audience laughs.

Back at TUFF HQ.

Kitty & Roz goes in.

"Damn!" Roz said. "Looks like, everyone gone home."

Then she turns to Kitty.

"I thought you said, that only the background poser agents stay at this time?"

"They do." Kitty said.

Then they see Dudley waiting for them.

"Hey. There's my girls." he said.

"Dudley. What the hell's goin' on here?" Kitty asked.

"Nothing." Dudley said. "Please close your eyes for me."

"Why?" Roz asks.

"Just do it." Dudley said.

So the Katswell twins closed their eyes.

"Now what?" Kitty asks.

"This!!!" Dudley exclaims, as he took out two blindfolds.

He ties the blindfolds onto the sisters' eyes.

"There." Dudley said, as he put both of his hands onto the Katswell sisters' shoulder. "Now, walk slowly."

So the Katswells started walking slowly.

"Dudley! What the hell are you playin' at?" Kitty demanded.

"Nothing." Dudley said, as the audience laughs.

Then they reach a dark room.

Dudley counted down.

"3. 2. 1!" he shouted, as he grabs both Katswells' blindfolds.

The lights of the room come on.

"SURPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KITTY & ROZ!!!!!"

Kitty & Roz was surprised, but not startled like Kitty was last year.

"So, this is what yall been doin' all day?" Roz asks, as Dudley put on her & Kitty's birthday hats.

"Yes, new agent Katswell." The Chief said, as the background poser agents started singing. "We spent the whole day, planning this."

Kitty turns to Dudley.

"You was in this, wasn't ya?" she asks in a teasing voice.

"Yeah." Dudley said. "I have to make it up, after last year."

"What are we waiting for?" The Chief asks. "Let's get this party started!!!"

Roz tackles Keswuss to the floor.

"Let's play, 'Pin The Dick On Keswuss'!!" she shouted, as the audience laughs.

"NO!!!!" Keswuss shouted, as everyone else and the audience laughs. "L-Let's eat some of this tasty f-f-food."

"No." Roz said with a sly smile. "Let's play; 'Keswuss Kisses Roz the Birthday Girl'!!"

"Or we can play; 'Make Keswuss A Piñata'!!" The Chief shouted.

"Or we can play; 'How hard can Roz make Keswuss'." Roz said with a sly smile, as the audience laughs. "I have all night, Wuss!!!"

"Alright! A-Alright!!" Keswuss cries. "I'll play; 'Keswuss Kisses Roz the B-Birthday Girl'!!!!"

Roz smiles, as the audience laughs.

So Keswuss starts kissing Roz.

"Serve the cake! Serve the cake!!!" Dudley drooled.

Kitty turns to Roz.

"Come on, Roz." she said. "Grab Keswuss & come towards the cake. We gotta blow out the candles."

"Okay." Roz said, as she grabs Keswuss.

Then both Katswell sisters stood at their birthday cake, as everyone started singing again.

After the song, Kitty & Roz blew out the candles.

Everyone applaudes.

"Cut the cake! Cut the cake!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.

Kitty picks up the knife.

"Okay."

Then she started serving the cake.

As the party went on.

It was time for the presents now.

"So, which presents should I open first?" Roz asked Keswuss.

"I-I-I think, that you should open agent Big P-P-Puppy's present." Keswuss stuttered.

"You mean Dudley's?" Roz asked.

"Yeah." Keswuss said.

So Roz picks up Dudley's present & opens it.

"A brand new iPhone." she exclaims. "Just what I always wanted. Thanks Dudley."

"Anytime, Roz." Dudley said, as he ate his food.

"Open my gift next, new agent Katswell!!!" The Chief shouted.

So Roz grabs the Chief's present and opens it.

"A bottle of wine?" she asks, as the audience laughs.

"Yep." The Chief hiccups as the audience laughs. "I drank it all."

"Thanks alot." Roz said in a annoyed tone, as the audience laughs.

After several more shitty gifts, & a brutal cat punch to Keswuss' dick. It was Kitty's turn.

"My turn!!!" Kitty shouted. "Who's gift, should I open first."

"Mine's!!!" Dudley said, as he got his gift. "Now, close your eyes."

So Kitty closes her eyes.

Dudley takes out his small black box & opens it.

"You may open your eyes now, babe." he said.

Kitty opens her eyes.

She gasps.

"Is that...?" she started.

"Yes." Dudley said. "It's the Emerald Egyptian Cat Diamond Necklace."

"But h-h-how did you..." Kitty started, before Dudley butted in.

"How did I know?" Dudley asked.

"Yeah." Kitty said.

"Well, you had it circled in your 'Jewelry For Cats' magazine, months back." Dudley said.

"Oh." Kitty blushed, as the audience laughs.

"Let's see, what that necklace looks on ya." Dudley said, as he puts on the necklace around Kitty's neck.

"How do I look?" Kitty asked.

Dudley turns to Roz.

"D'you have a small mirror, that I can borrow?" he asks.

Roz tosses him a small mirror.

"Here." she said.

Dudley shows Kitty, how she looks like with the necklace.

The diamonds on the cat necklace shined & sparkled, as did Kitty's green eyes.

"I look, really sexy with this necklace, baby." Kitty said.

"Of course, you do." Dudley said, as the audience whoos.

"I always wanted this." Kitty said, as she grabs Dudley. "Thank you, Dudley baby. Thank you."

Then she gives Dudley plenty of kisses.

"Anytime, babe." he said, between kisses. "Now, I expect something nice from you on my birthday."

"Oh don't worry, Dudley sweetie." Kitty said, as she hugged Dudley. "I'll buy you something nice. I'm just so happy with my gift!! I could just forget, about the rest of my gifts, which is probably shitty like; Agent Nuts getting me a half-chewed nut."

"Dammit!" Agent Nuts cried. "That was gonna be my present for you, Bitchy Cat Lady."

Kitty ignores him, as did everyone as the audience laughs.

"For the love of god!" The Chief said. "Starting tomorrow, Agent Nuts is now forbidden to attend companies activities like; picnics, parties, & trips."

"Yeah!!!" Everyone agreed, as the audience laughs.

"But no. Not opening up, everyone else's gift will be rude." Kitty said, as she grabs another gift. "So, I'll open them anyway."

After getting, some brand new bazookas & guns, a mug, & some other unimportant shit from background poser agents. The party was wearing down now.

"Okay, assholes." The Chief shouted. "It's time, to clean up this place."

Then everyone groans, as the audience laughs.

"Not to worry." The Chief said. "Only, the very lame, unimportant poser agents will stay & clean up. Not the main TUFF characters."

"YEAH!!!" Dudley, Kitty, & Roz exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"AWWW! DAMMIT!!!" the unimportant background poser agents groaned, as the audience laughs.

"W-What about me?" Keswuss asks. "Don't I get to c-c-cheer too?"

Roz turns to him.

"Oh, I'll make you cheer alright." she said in a sexy voice. "After I jerk you off, with my sexy hands, mouth, & tongue."

"AHHH!!!!" Keswuss hollers, as the audience laughs. "NO! NO! N-N-NO!!!!"

Then he tries to run away, but Roz still had a hold to him.

Everyone laughs at this scene.

Roz laughs.

"The more you struggle, the more you're gonna tire yourself out." she said.

Keswuss still tries to escape Roz's tight-ass grip.

Roz looks at the camera.

"I do this shit to him, all through the chapter." she said, as the audience laughs.

Then Keswuss starts panting & getting tired.

"O-O-Okay." Keswuss panted. "I give u-u-up, new agent Katswell. You can do w-whatever to m-m-me. Anything y-you wish. Just let me die in p-p-peace!!!"

Then he faints from exhaustion.

The audience laughs.

"Oh my god." Dudley said. "Roz killed Keswuss!!"

The audience laughs, at his stupidness.

"He's not dead, Dudley." Roz said, as she let go of Keswuss. "He's just tired, from trying to run away from me."

"What a wuss!" The Chief laughs. "You three are dismissed for the night."

So Kitty, Roz, & Dudley leaves, as the Chief pours a glass of water on Keswuss.

He wakes up.

"AHHHH!!!!" he shouted.

Then he looks around.

"Is she g-g-gone?" Keswuss asks.

"Yes, New Agent Katswell's gone for the night." The Chief said. "You really need to work on that stupid fear of girls of yours."

"I-I'm really trying, Chief." Keswuss said. "But New Agent K-K-Katswell is just so smart & s-s-sexy!"

"Well, I want you to try harder!!" The Chief sniffs. "Starting tomorrow. Now you go clean up, with the rest of the background fuckers, that no one cares about."

Then the Chief hops off to his little car, as Keswuss started cleaning up the headquarters, along with the rest of the background poser agents.

In the T.U.F.F. parking garage.

Roz was got into her car, as Kitty & Dudley got into Kitty's car.

"This has been some day." she said to Kitty.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "It was a pretty interesting birthday."

"I can't wait to get in my bed!" Roz said. "I'm so fuckin' tired. Good night, Kitty. Good night, Dudley. I really love your gifts."

Then Roz drives off.

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"So, what did you two sisters give each other for your birthday?" he asks.

"I give Roz, her own personalize bling." Kitty started. "And she gave me a very sexy St. DeLisle nightgown. Just for our nights together, baby."

Dudley smiles, as the audience whoos.

"I can't wait to see it. And it might be sooner than you think." he said. "You remember, when you said, that if I can't find a place?"

"Yeah." Kitty said.

"And I couldn't find a place." Dudley said.

Kitty sees where this was going.

"And you want to move in with me?" she finished his sentence, as the audience laughs.

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"Okay." Kitty said.

"Is this okay with you?" Dudley asked.

"Yeah." Kitty replies.

"$70 dollars every month?" Dudley asked.

"I did said $70 dollars every month, baby." Kitty said. "But I changed my mind. How about $50 dollars every month?"

"That's fine with me." Dudley said.

"It's a deal." Kitty said.

Then they both shake hands on the deal.

"Now, let's get you home." Kitty said. "It's getting late."

"Yeah, that party lasted longer, than I thought." Dudley said.

Then Kitty started up her car & pulls off.

Soon, she pulls up in front of Dudley's mom's house.

Dudley jumps out of the car.

"Good night, Kitty babe." he said.

"Dudley, wait!" Kitty called.

Dudley turns to her.

"What?"

"Didn't you forget something?" Kitty asked in a sweet voice, as she pointed her cheek & the audience laughs.

Dudley realizes what Kitty meant.

"Oh yeah. I forgot about your birthday kiss." he said. "I can fix that."

Then he goes up to the car, grabs Kitty & kisses her, right in the lips.

The audience whoos to this.

The birthday kiss lasts for nine minutes, until Dudley broke it off.

"So, Kitty." he said. "Did you enjoy it?"

"Oh god. Yes!" Kitty exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"I'm glad, that you did." Dudley said.

Then he looks at Kitty's new Emerald Egyptian Cat Diamond Necklace.

The gold chain & the emerald diamonds sparkled & so did Kitty's eyes.

"Wow! That cat diamond necklace suits you fine, babe." Dudley exclaims.

Kitty laughs.

"Oh thank you, sweetie." she said, as she blushed. "Are you gonna gimme my good night kiss?"

"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs. "I forgot."

Then the couple kisses each other.

The audience whoos.

"Good night, Kitty." Dudley said to her. "Happy birthday. And I love you."

"Thanks. Good night, Dudley sweetie." Kitty said. "I love you too."

Then Dudley walks into his house, as Kitty drove off to her house.

A little later.

Kitty was getting ready for bed now.

She was wearing her nighttime clothes.

"Whoo! This has been some birthday!" she said, as she got into her bed. "It's better, than my birthday last year."

Then she starts thinking.

"Dammit!" Kitty said, as she facepalmed herself as the audience laughs. "I forgot to tell my Dudley, that this was the best birthday I ever had! Oh well, I can always tell him tomorrow."

Then she looks at the camera.

"I hope, you readers & fans of Roz & me, surely enjoyed our birthday chapter." Kitty said. "Read & review, on what you want in chapter 13, as long if it's acceptable for Mr. Homey to write. Good night."

Then she does a sexy headpose & blows a kiss.

The audience applaudes, as she turns off the light & the new 'Kitty Katswell Show' theme from the end of chapter 7 plays.

A/N: And yes, Annette 'Penny' Smiles & Mercedes Smiles are my two original OCs in my 'Camp Griffin' series. Please review, if you want them in 'The Kitty Katswell Show' too.