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By: enogee
folder +G through L › Invader Zim › Slash - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 12
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Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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crapter 29

"Crap, we've looked everywhere, gang, " Jhonen said, "Tak, did you check the skool?"
"Yes, honey, I licked all the girls there into submission and we had hot sexy lesbo sex in many different ways, but nobody knows where Miss Bitters is."
"I searched through all the pizzas in Bloaty's Pizza Hog with my own microscopic member to see if any teachers were in it, but I couldn't find one. I did, however, find some Black Widows and a rat, and I enjoyed their taste very much, my good man." Bloaty said in an oddly distinguised voice.
"And I've been drilling into all the craniums of my fans, and dumbasses who make their own fan-invaders, and there was no sign of Miss Bitters" Jhonen stated.
"I don't think a teacher would be inside a skull" Tak said, wiping the wetness from her recently exercised mouth.
"And?" Jhonen asked.

Several hours passed until the others couldn't come up with a comeback, so they had to settle for the next best thing: going to Dib's house. They saw two small naked figures from down the street heading there, stopping every once in a while to dry-hump each other like mindless dogs. the two groups that were now heading to the house with the electrified lawn were little aware that beings from another planet would soon join in the orgy. Soon, a faint shadow appeared on the horizon....
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