Horny Stoneage Family

The following is a not-for-profit fictional erotic parody of the Cartoon "The Flintstones" and the characters within, to which I make no claim of ownership.
SYNOPSIS: While out shopping, Wilma and Betty run across a sex shop in downtown Bedrock. Meanwhile Fred and Pebbles have a little father/daughter twosome at home… until Barney and Bamm-Bamm catch them at it!
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The Flintstones
Horny Stoneage Family
HeadHunter

CHAPTER 1
The Sex Shop

    Betty Rubble sat in the passenger seat of the Flintstones’ car as Wilma drove thru downtown Bedrock. “That was a pretty nice pair of zebrasaurus-skin pumps,” Betty said, “Maybe I should’ve bought them.”
    “I’m telling you, Betty,” Wilma shook her head, “this ‘shoe’ thing is just a fad! You’ll see… by next year they’ll be totally out of style!”
    “Wanna go by Bricktoria’s Secret?” Betty giggled, “Pick up something sexy that the boys will like?”
    “Maybe!” Wilma replied, “I’ve had my eye on a pair of crotchless spider-silk panties I saw in their catalog.”
    “The pink lacy ones?” Betty smiled, “Barney and Fred would really get a kick out of seeing us in those!”
    Wilma slowed the car as they approached a small plaza. “What’s that right there?” she asked, “Is that a new store?”
    “Rockhard’s Adult Toy Store.” Betty read the sign above the door, “It’s a sex shop! Let’s go in, Wilma!”
    “Sure!” Wilma shrugged, “I’ve never been in one before… it sounds like fun!”
    The two women walked into the store and looked around at the variety of wares. The interior of the shop was laid out like a fashionable boutique, with sex toys of all descriptions on the walls and in displays. Racks of porn videos and sexy magazines stood in the aisles.
    “Look at these!” Betty said, picking up a phallic wooden toy from a display table, “Solid oak dildos! Hand carved! Just twenty clams!”
    “Nice!” Wilma smiled, feeling the smooth varnished finish of the oaken toy. She examined a few of the other items on display, “Marble buttplugs, dino-bone vibrators… They’ve really got some state-of-the-art sex toys!”
    An attractive big-busted blonde woman in a red dress approached with a smile, “May I help you ladies?” she asked, “I’m Ruby Rockhard and that’s my husband Rocky.” she indicated the balding gentleman at the counter who was busy with a customer, “We own this little store!”
    “It’s an absolutely darling little shop!” Betty remarked, “You know, I’ve never been in one of these places before, but it’s really nice!”
    “Yes,” Wilma agreed, “So many different kinds of toys!”
    “Are you looking for anything special?” Ruby asked.
    “Well…” Wilma mused, “I really need a new vibrator.” she said, “My old one is getting kind of wimpy. I want something with a little more power to it… if you know what I mean!” she grinned.
    “I know exactly what you mean!” Ruby laughed, “I think I have just the thing for you!”
    Betty picked up a curved wooden toy from a display and examined it curiously. She looked at the sign, “Prostate massager, huh?” she said, “You have toys for men too?”
    “Of course!” Ruby smiled, “Cock rings, plugs, vibes… we have all kinds of toys for women and men alike!”
    “Maybe we should get something for the guys!” Wilma suggested with a wink, “Add a little spice to the bedroom!”
    “Now you’re talking!” Betty grinned, “You think they’d go for it?”
    Wilma winked, “With the right kind of persuasion I’m sure we could talk the boys into pretty much anything!”
    Betty giggled. “Yeah! They can be real pushovers when we turn on the charm!”
    “Y’know…” Wilma mused, “Fred had the day off today. I wonder what he’s up to at home anyway?”

*****
    Back at the Flintstones’ residence, Fred Flintstone sat in his favorite stone armchair perusing the Bedrock News. 
    His fifteen-year-old daughter Pebbles walked into the room. She had been in a horny mood all day and it didn’t help that her boyfriend, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, was off with his father, Barney, buying parts for Bamm-Bamm’s cave buggy.
    But here she was, all alone with her manly father… and her mother and Betty would be shopping for quite some time…
    “Hi, Daddy!” she cooed in a seductive girlish voice as she approached her father, “Whatcha doin’?”
    “Hey, Pebs!” Fred smiled, “Just readin’ the paper!”
    Pebbles reached over and plucked the stone slab from her father’s grasp. “Y’know…” Pebbles smiled, “Mom won’t be home for quite awhile… maybe we could play a little?”
    “How come you’re not off somewhere with Bamm-Bamm?” Fred asked.
    “He’s at the auto parts store with Uncle Barney, remember?” Pebbles replied.
    “Oh… yeah.” Fred nodded.
    “He’s always tinkering with that cave buggy!” Pebbles complained, sitting on the arm of Fred’s chair, her luscious ass sliding closer to her father. “I’d much rather he be tinkering with this!” she cooed, lifting her skirt and sliding her finger over the swollen nubbin of her excited clit.
    Fred gulped audibly at the sight of his daughter’s precious teenage pussy. Her pubic mound was nearly bare, strewn only with a light sprinkle of pale red hair. Beneath that, her delicate pussy lips peeked like the moist pink petals of a dewy flower. Pebbles’ engorged clitoris and dribbling slit told Fred that his teenage daughter was in a very horny mood.
    “So… What do you say, Daddy?” Pebbles whispered erotically in Fred’s ear, “You wanna play with me?”
    “What kind of game did you have in mind, sweetheart?” Fred grinned.
    Pebbles sat down in Fred’s lap, wiggling her tight teenage ass against his groin. “Feel my pussy, Daddy!” she purred, “Feel how hot and wet it is!”
    Fred slid his finger up under Pebbles’ rose-colored skirt and into the dewy slit of her nearly hairless pussy. His pudgy digit squirmed inside her hot wet cunt as he worked it all the way inside to the last knuckle. Not a vestige of her hymen remained.
    “I guess Bamm-Bamm got that little cherry a long time ago, huh?” Fred smiled.
    “Oh, Dad!” Pebbles giggled, “Bamm-Bamm popped my cherry when I was nine years old! We’ve been fucking ever since!”
    Pebbles pulled her pink tiger-striped dress over her head and cast it aside. Her luscious tits jiggled inches from Fred’s face and she took one of the plump firm orbs and stuffed its nipple into her father’s mouth.
    Fred suckled at his daughter’s delectable breast, massaging the other malleable udder with his right hand. He felt Pebbles squirming in his lap and glanced down to see her holding her skirt in her hand before dropping it casually to the floor.
    Pebbles stood up, sliding her father’s wiggling finger from her moist twat. “C’mon, Dad!” she smiled, “Get out of those clothes!” She loosened his tie and helped him pull off his spotted orange tunic. Fred now sat naked on the chair, his eight-inch cock standing at full attention.
    Pebbles knelt in front of her father. “Knees up, Daddy!” she grinned, pulling his buttocks to the edge of the chair, “I’m gonna lick your asshole like a nasty little girl!”