The Kitty Katswell Show

The Kitty Katswell Show

The Prologue

Boring Disclaimer: I do not own T.U.F.F. Puppy. Butch Hartman does. I don't own TUFF Puppy. Butch Hartman does. I do not profit from this fic. Anyway, this fic has language, possible drug usage, and possible sexual content-(later chapters) in it. So, if you don't like-y, don't read-y Anyway, this fic takes place after the episode; 'Iron Mutt', but first the prologue.

It shows Kitty sitting, with her right leg draped over her left leg.

Kitty Katswell is a cat, that lives in Petropolis & works as a secret agent for the organization known as Turbo Undercover Fighting Force or T.U.F.F. for short.

She's T.U.F.F.'s top agent. She can speak 120 different dialects...

"I'm currently studying two more dialects, right at the moment, Mr. Homey." Kitty interrupted. "Just letting you know."

Anyway, she can speak 122 different dialects & is a skilled martial arts expert.

She doesn't work alone. She works along with a white dog named; Dudley Puppy.

"Hello!" Dudley exclaims. "I am so in the zone for this exciting fic, that I'm gonna be starring in!"

"Have you been slammin' your head against the vending machine again?" Kitty asks. "Can't you read? This fic's named after me and stars me, Kitty Katswell. Is that your name?"

"No." Dudley said sadly.

"Good." Kitty said. "Now, get lost & let the author finish this prologue."

So with his head down, Dudley walks sadly away.

"Okay, Mr. Homey. You may continue." Kitty said.

She works along side with a white dog named; Dudley Puppy. They both stop all of the villains, that roam through the streets of Petropolis.

Kitty haves ten razor sharp claws, which she calls lethal weapons. She can slice & dice up anything from robots to any person.

"Yep. That's right!" Kitty said, as she extracted her claws. "I'll slice & dice up anybody!"

As I said earlier; Kitty is a cat with tan fur, with black sexy black hair, big green eyes, & a little cute black nose. Other words; she haves a pretty and cute face.

"Oh, thank you." Kitty said, as she blushed.

You're welcome. Anyway, Kitty always wears a black secret agent jumpsuit, with a white shirt underneath. White gloves & white high heeled boots. Unless, she's undercover and she'll wear a variety of disguises & even posing as a villain; like Madam Catastrophe, who looks exactly like Kitty, except she haves a beard & a patch over her left eye & talks in a Russian accent, and also works with a white dog named; Dr. Rabies, who looks like Dudley, except he haves a beard & a patch over his left eye, but more on them later.

"Looks like, I'm gonna meet her again." Kitty said. "Something tells me, that she loves to drink that Russian Vodka. I also have a strange feeling, that she's also a lesbian."

For some reason, she likes to relieve her stress, by shredding her furniture with her claws. Furniture that probably cost an arm and a leg, but it's her furniture. She bought it. She can do whatever with it.

"That's right." Kitty said. "I can afford it."

Kitty also drives a white spy car, that have a bunch of gadgets and a bunch of stuff, that are useful, unlike those useless crap those WCC assholes on 'Pimp My Ride' always put in people's cars, driving up the total for the complete overhaul.

"That show sucks. Just like MTV in general." Kitty said.

Kitty also spend eight years in Secret Agent College for her training. Personally, she should have gone to Compton, LA & study along with the Bloods and the Crips. She would've been done in a month or two.

"I would have, but Petropolis is much closer & my home is here." Kitty added.

Kitty also haves medium to large sized breasts, a sexy hourglass midsection, and a big sexy booty.

"You're makin' me blush, Mr. Homey." Kitty said, as she blushed again.

Kitty also had terrible birthdays, since she was a kitten, but that's gonna stop in this fic.

"Really?" Kitty asks. "Well, that's good."

Kitty's favorite things are, what are your favorite things?

"Well, I like to sit out in the sun & drink tea. I also love to read magazines, karate chop stuff, & just lounge around." Kitty said. "I also enjoy smooth jazz, old school rap, funk, & G-funk. That's all I can think off."

That's all of the traits about Kitty.

"I also like to try out new foods." Kitty started. "And I'm a master chef."

Okay. Now for the explanation of this fic. Kitty is the star of her own show & Dudley is the stupid, unfunny sidekick. They go on missions, just like on the real show.

"Yep. Just like the real show!" Kitty added.

So, the comes to a conclusion for the prologue. Please review, on what the next chapter of 'The Kitty Katswell Show' should be.

"Remember. It's got to star me." Kitty said. "And it haves to be funny with along with action in it!"

Then she turns her head.

"Cue the theme music!"

Then a variation of pure 1970's funk & G-funk music plays. This music is based on the theme song from the first season of 'That's My Mama'. A show from 1974, that ran on ABC.