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Eddy's Porno Movie Scam!
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+1 through F › Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
5
Views:
12,641
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
6
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I do not own Ed Edd and Eddy, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Setup
"The Sexiest Scam Ever!"
Chapter 1: The Setup
Ed Edd and Eddy (C) Danny Auntiouchi. And if he saw this story hed probably laugh is ass off. Trust me, Ive see his other works.
It was late at night, where Ed, Edd, and Eddy were just sitting around, thinking about what should be their next big scam.
Eddy: That scam totally sucked! Double D, you said that these Penis Enlargment Pills would work INSTANTLY
Edd: I said in TWO WEEKS Eddy, you just wanted to make a quick quarter
Eddy: Yeah well thanks for that. Thanks to you, Kevin and Rolf kicked my ass again because their dicks stayed the same size after 39 seconds!
Edd: Yes well, lets think of another scam
Eddy: Yes, I need some Jawbreakers. Oh god.
Ed: They have big Jawbreakers in a pornos
Eddy: Wait.. THATS IT! A PORNO!
Edd: Where are you going with this Eddy?
Eddy: You'll see...
The Next Morning, We see the Eds behind a big sign that says "Sign up to be in the sexist most hottest porno on earth! It will have everything a porno lover will want, from lesbians, right down to scat fetish!
The kids seem exited so they all run up to the sign.
Edd: Please sign your name on this sheet, we will begin filming at 2 PM.
Nazz: Thats rad! I've always wanted to be in a porno!
Kevin: Looks like you got a scam that I'm actually intrested in you dorks!
Jonny: Me and Plank Love Pornos! Although he needs my help jacking off!
Rolf: Ed boys! Rolf shall bring his animals into this!
EddY: Great, now we even have beastiality!
Jimmy: Ehhh I'm scared
Eddy: Dont be scared Jimmy. You can become a porno STAR!
Jimmy: A STAR?! I'm In!
Sarah: I'll be in it only if I can fuck Double D
Eddy: Sure thing
Edd: WHAT?!
Eddy whispers: Shh, dont be such a pussy, we can buy you some dignity with the money were about to make!
A few minutes later the Kankers come over
Lee: A porno?! With outher people besides ourselfs lezzing it out?
Marie: That sounds rad!
May: Yeah! And we might be able to fuck our boyfriends~!
End of Chapter 1
Chapter 1: The Setup
Ed Edd and Eddy (C) Danny Auntiouchi. And if he saw this story hed probably laugh is ass off. Trust me, Ive see his other works.
It was late at night, where Ed, Edd, and Eddy were just sitting around, thinking about what should be their next big scam.
Eddy: That scam totally sucked! Double D, you said that these Penis Enlargment Pills would work INSTANTLY
Edd: I said in TWO WEEKS Eddy, you just wanted to make a quick quarter
Eddy: Yeah well thanks for that. Thanks to you, Kevin and Rolf kicked my ass again because their dicks stayed the same size after 39 seconds!
Edd: Yes well, lets think of another scam
Eddy: Yes, I need some Jawbreakers. Oh god.
Ed: They have big Jawbreakers in a pornos
Eddy: Wait.. THATS IT! A PORNO!
Edd: Where are you going with this Eddy?
Eddy: You'll see...
The Next Morning, We see the Eds behind a big sign that says "Sign up to be in the sexist most hottest porno on earth! It will have everything a porno lover will want, from lesbians, right down to scat fetish!
The kids seem exited so they all run up to the sign.
Edd: Please sign your name on this sheet, we will begin filming at 2 PM.
Nazz: Thats rad! I've always wanted to be in a porno!
Kevin: Looks like you got a scam that I'm actually intrested in you dorks!
Jonny: Me and Plank Love Pornos! Although he needs my help jacking off!
Rolf: Ed boys! Rolf shall bring his animals into this!
EddY: Great, now we even have beastiality!
Jimmy: Ehhh I'm scared
Eddy: Dont be scared Jimmy. You can become a porno STAR!
Jimmy: A STAR?! I'm In!
Sarah: I'll be in it only if I can fuck Double D
Eddy: Sure thing
Edd: WHAT?!
Eddy whispers: Shh, dont be such a pussy, we can buy you some dignity with the money were about to make!
A few minutes later the Kankers come over
Lee: A porno?! With outher people besides ourselfs lezzing it out?
Marie: That sounds rad!
May: Yeah! And we might be able to fuck our boyfriends~!
End of Chapter 1