Lilo & Stitch Fanfiction
The BIG Deal
UPDATE: Well, thanks to those FUCKING FF.NET (not adultff.net) NAZIS coming and removing my story because it contained "explicit content or adult content above the current rating", I've resubmited it here on Adultff.net and rated it as an "R". Just to make those ff.net nazis happy.
Aloha everybody! LH here with an L&S fanfic! This one is supossed to be a "Scary Movie" kind of parody (Hence the name). It pokes fun at BOTH the fact that L&S: The Series is mostly a crappy formulaic show (it deserves WAY better IMHO) and the constant L&S fanfic cliches floating around in the L&S fanfic section (on fanfiction.net)! Enjoy!
Lilo & Stitch are ©2004 Chris Slanders & Dean DeBlois (These two are the REAL creators! Not Eisner and his money-grabbing assholes!)
Lilo & Stitch Fanfiction
By LH
Chapter 1: The BIG Deal
Somebody: Space, The Final Thing That You Could Think Of. And it's all black! WHERES OUR GODDAMN PLANETS, PEOPLE?!
Suddenly, a white ball appeared out of nowhere, as well as a planet with a four-eyed face on it.
Somebody: Thanks, we needed that. *faints*
On this planet that looked like a four-eyed face (which was called Turo, or Kanekeltiwan (I don't care how it's spelled)) there lived a slouching creature, sitting in his appartment. We all know this is Jumba, but I won't tell you what he looks like! So let's just assume he's wearing his bounty hunters outfit! Suddenly a knock came from his appartment door. Jumba strode over to it and opened it with a creak.
Jumba: Hello? Is anybody being knocking on my door?
He saw nothing in front of him, and was just about to close the door when he felt his neither reagons being grabbed, just slightly enough for him to feel it. He quickly turned back around, looking for the one responsible. He thrashed the door open so hard that it ripped right off it's hinges and fell on the floor. Kanekeltiwan's were, by fact, impeccably strong. He still couldn't see the culprit that had grabbed his crotch. He turned to go back inside again when he felt his crotch being grabbed once more. He looked down this time to see a small, white-furred, tridigited hand pulling on his crotch like how a cat would scratch something with it's claws.
Jumba pryed the hand off with one finger. And then looked at the somebody who grabbed his crotch. A Rodentian looked up at him passionately, blushing and looking feminine.
Jumba: Go away! Stop the grabbing of my crotch!
Rodentian: Why, sir, I was only asking you something. I want you to help me in my fur filling quest of-
Jumba: -The doing of sex?
Rodentian: No, universal domination!
Jumba: Why would I be helping a small being like you take over the galaxy?
Rodentian: Because, I can pay you GREENS! Or maybe Zenny! Or Pounds or-
Jumba: Wow! Really?
Rodentian: YES! All you need is the super-duper knowledge of making me some experiments!
Jumba: Deal! I am having that knowledge! What is being your name?
Rodentian: Hamsterwheel.
They both grabbed each others crotches and Hamsterwheel gave out a feminine giggle.